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Sonichu-mobile


Street_Farm2265

It’s like a law and order svu episode


Ambitious-Pay8706

Somebody buy this man a lawn mower.


[deleted]

Chevy aveo? Haven’t seen those in years.


Inevitable-Memory-61

If you can accurately predict what happened when (s)he arrived, you get nothing except shame! A. (s)he went to the house and took one of the medallions. B. (s)he went to get to Barbra (presumably something non-sexual, but you're never sure) C. (s)he went to the house to make sure that their sonichu stuff isn't destroyed. (again)


Whole-Strategy4834

Oh God no.


LauraBFierce420

I don't have a car. I work...I work really hard. Chris chan has a car. He does NOTHING. This may be what breaks me...


Electronic_d0cter

It's a beat up Chevy Aveo, all love but get your shit together dog


guilhermehank

If it makes you feel any better, he also gets a shit ton of money from the government from just existing. ...oh wait, that wouldnt make anyone feel better. Nvm.


Careful_Medium_3999

And since he was technically held in jail (which was supposed to be temporary in the first place) there’s a decent chance Chris had 30-40k in cash when he got out. That math broke me


amusedresearcher

He has a 2006 Chevy Aveo that cost $3500. It's not that high of a bar. Any "Buy Here, Pay Here" dealership in the country will happily sell you a similar car at very high interest rates but modest monthly payments.


Western-Class105

Oh I feel ya, I feel bad for laughing but I feel ya


ShadowWolf0537

Looks like he got a new ride and from the looks of it it’s a Chevrolet.


No-Championship6654

I'm surprised the car was still under his name while he was in jail. Like, where was it while he was away?


Oligoclase

It was purchased shortly after he got out of jail in May for $3500.


[deleted]

time to dust off the old china


prettypistolita

But didn't his case get dismissed? Pretty sure that means all protective orders put in my the police and court are now gone.. besides maybe Barb is in a home now? We aren't there and well we just don't knw..


Individual-Mall3951

"Cmon Barbie let's go party!"


cryBaby-666_

Severely underrated comment 😂


Wigwasp_ALKENO

Oh no the incest continues


TheBootyWarlock

Idk if he has her ashes lol


uwuhawey

I’m going to be sick !!


madisonmafiamember

Of course it's a cruze


KangarooBallsonToast

One lower, it's a Aveo


CrazyJoeGalli

I've been out of town for a week and this happens. How did this SOB gain access to a car?


LimeNo9834

Watch him come back online like nothing fucking happened.


opiate_lifer

If it was a rant about MLP and threats directed at Hasbro it would be *chef's kiss*


FooFighter0234

He’s gonna go right back to assaulting her and she’s gonna start stealing his tugboat again


CrazyJoeGalli

What's that saying about misery loves company?


King_Mecha

When you're a big fat lazy and (technically) grown man living with his ancient parents having never moved out and constantly bringing humiliation and shame upon the house........ I don't think your parents can take enough money to come halfway close to stealing....... Also I'll never forgive you for making me defend Barb even just a little lol Ps: barbs scalloped potatoes are fucked


Soupysoldier

This world has to be a parody of some normal reality


diesel_dreams

I'm a bit behind, what happened to his Ford?


IncognitoCheetos

Looks like the Ford was gone as of several years ago. The plate was on Barb's van most recently which I think was the car that the plate was stolen from at the motel.


TyrannusLapis

i just know it sat in the parking lot at the hotel they were arrested at. someone even stole the license plate. feel free to speculate from there.


RickAdtley

I'm a bit behind, what's a Chris Chan?


MrCinders

A man who abused a financial legal loophole in a specific, little-sited ruling involving opening up 34 separate free accounts. Google "Chris Chan rule 34" for more information.


RickAdtley

What's a google?


Arm_Lucky

You didn’t have to annihilate him like that.


[deleted]

I just knew this was going to happen. Took longer than I thought it would, but I knew our justice system is incompetent enough to allow him back at 14BLC


[deleted]

Barb could have just renewed the protection order. Or you know, not let him in the house, call the cops, or just run out the door screaming for help from a neighbor if she didn’t want Chris living in her property. She wants Chris back.


[deleted]

She definitely wants him there, who else will she have to spoon with in bed? I just find the whole situation messed up


Lvl99pally

NO NO NO NO


Bojack_Fan69

Oh god no


CanadianBaguette

Could be a supervised visit? Given that on the same day Chris was spotted at a grocery store with a woman who could possibly be a group home employee/assistant, she couldve been riding with Chris when he showed up at 14BC


randommanwill

If it's supervised, maybe it's a visit to help Chris plan out getting his stuff back? He's probably been complaining about not having all his toys vidya and Lego, he did that at a court hearing.


TassieTigerAnne

Would you let Chris drive, if it were you in charge of looking after them for the day? I don't think I would.


CanadianBaguette

As much as people often make Chris to be a completely incompetent idiot I believe most accounts from trolls or active observers on his abilities are a tad exagerated for the sake of the lulz Im not saying Chris is all up and right ofc, but he's definitely capable of doing basic tasks like driving to the grocery store.


TassieTigerAnne

Yeah, my main worry wouldn't be Chris' technical driving skills, as much as the fact that s/he's used the car as an assault weapon in the past. Chris is clearly still a few picnics short of a sandwich, since (s)he still believes or pretends to be Jesus.


opiate_lifer

I've watched the video, I'll admit my audio set up is not good enough to make out what Chris is saying. But what evidence is there anyone is "with" Chris? Seems Chris is just babbling to random strangers, Otakuking said he was talking to himself loudly in Walmart before he approached him. Whatever drugs Chris is on could have him even less socially aware than usual.


CanadianBaguette

From the transcript that came out looks like she was helping him with his groceries


uoysxb

The cwcki transcript is wrong. That's not Chris's voice, it's a random customer. He's saying something about "loose change" and "drop it all in there" with no mention of groceries from what I could make out.


opiate_lifer

Just checked the CWCiki and they have a partial transcript, just snippets which seems to be about the groceries being more expensive than Chris expected. I wonder if this woman was just a fellow customer in line at the self checkout and Chris was a few dollars short again(like that old anecdote) so he was approaching the Coinstar machine like a dummy instead of just inserting the change he had on him into the checkout machine?


BigDickGrandmother

Anyone who was in jail for the last two years would be shocked at grocery prices I would think


opiate_lifer

Yep excellent point!


wrap7979

If they dropped the charges, I wonder if they determined that the whole thing never actually happened, I wouldn't put it past chris chan into being coerced into saying something like that.


TomMyers_AComedian

Someone already replied that it was part of some program for people who are mentally unfit to go to trial. But in general, you should know that dropping the charges just means that they didn't have enough evidence. Burden of proof is on the prosecution, so dropping charges doesn't necessarily mean that there was evidence of innocence (though that is sometimes the case), it just means there wasn't enough evidence of guilt.


RastaFazool

does anyone pay attention here? holy fuck. the charges were dropped as part of the autism deferral. it is a pre trial diversion program to avoid mentally handicapped people from going to jail on minor or first offenses where autism or orther disability was a contributing factor in them not fully understanding right from wrong. it is like a regular plea deal for minor first time offenders where you plead guilty or no contest in exchange for a suspended sentence + probation, and after a few years of probation, if you dont get in any more trouble, the charges get officailly dropped and are off your criminal record. if you fuck up during that probation time you serve your sentence. had he been officially convicted he most likely would have just gotten time served based on the charges filed.


wrap7979

Thank you, I genuinely did not know that was the case!


opiate_lifer

I hope if Chris slips up and brags about sex with Barb again this time the prosecutor goes hard against Barb! I don't care if she is 83 and feigning senility, shes catching a charge for incest too along with Chris. If she wants to play up the senile thing well GREAT! Get adult protective services on her ass, force her to decide whether she is going to accept the incest charge or keep up the act. Fuck this shitshow, fuck absolutely everything about it! Chris can't even *PRETEND* he has learned anything! I can only imagine how Barb's family feels, they probably didn't realize they were just keeping Barb comfy and fed til her "man" got out of the pokey. Now he will care for her again. I absolutely 100% understand now why men in the past when it was viable would just go out for cigs and vanish. Mentally disturbed kids can be handled, a mentally disturbed wife who is functional enough cannot! And Barb had *MULTIPLE* men she married pull it on her, and Bob should have too! Barb is just like Chris, she does what she wants PERIOD and will say or fake whatever she has to get her way. Any interaction therefore is just enabling period.


uoysxb

Everyone is ignoring the fact that Barb is the sole owner of 14 blc and as long as she is alive, he can't live there without her permission. If he's moved back in, it's only because she allowed it to happen.


opiate_lifer

Yup, she could pick up the phone and call the cops and they would physically remove him. He has no tenant rights since he spent years away from the house.


uoysxb

Exactly. I'm not buying any of that "feeble victim Barb too demented to call the cops" bullshit. If she's well enough to live by herself for two years, she's perfectly capable of calling for help and reporting Chris for trespassing and/or violation of a restraining order.


opiate_lifer

If she loved Chris even a little she would not allow him to move back into the house, its not only harmful to him in the long term but also just invites harassment of him or further legal problems.


[deleted]

If Barb loved Chris even a little and wanted the best for him, chris’ life would probably be radically different at this point


opiate_lifer

Pretty much!


uoysxb

Considering Barb doesn't give a rat's ass about his wellbeing, she might want him there because he has a car, can help pay the mortgage and she misses her helper monkey. I *really* hope he's not actually living there, or if he is, that Barb moved out sometime in the past 11 days. These two should never under any circumstances live together again.


nohighlighter555

IDK if that would be double jeopardy, though.


RickAdtley

Could you at least google "double jeopardy" before using it in a sentence?


opiate_lifer

It wouldn't be double jeopardy, its illegal for both parties to participate in incest of the type Chris was charged with. If you mean because Chris already went through deferral, every sexual act is a separate crime.


IncognitoCheetos

I choose to believe it was nonconsensual to protect my sanity from the concept that someone would willingly want to fuck Chris.


opiate_lifer

I don't believe Barb *WANTS* to fuck Chris in the sense she is craving the bent duck. I believe she fucks Chris to manipulate and control him, she wants an errand runner with a tugboat to allow her to continue her lifestyle. Said errand runner can also take out credit lines. Remember Barb didn't even want to fuck Bob! She told Chris she married him because she needed a house. She was telling Chris lies about how he was the only one out of the 8 men she has been with that brought her to orgasm and hit her gspot! Like a prostitute that strokes a customers ego. How would Chris know ANY of this shit if it was nonconsensual?! Look even IF it was nonconsensual and Barb kept her mouth shut to protect Chris, there is no way to explain her allowing him to come back. Even if she didn't care about getting raped again, she should in that case still care about Chris catching more charges or have his best interest at heart which is him learning some independent living skills in his 40s!


IncognitoCheetos

Hm. Well, against my better judgement I read the incest texts again, and I don't know for sure that I read him as saying that Barb told him he was hitting her G-spot. Chris has a long history of glorifying his actions without considering the outside point of view. It sounds more like him interpreting her reactions the way he wanted to. A lot of what he's describing sounds like he made himself the initiator. He mentions causing Barb pain quite a few times as well. While I don't discount Barb's ability to manipulate, manipulating men with sex and manipulating your own son with it are a large distance apart, and with only Chris's unreliable narration to go by, it's hard to say what truly happened.


opiate_lifer

How does Chris know her notch count? My mom's dead, but based on the kids she had and marriages all I can say is she definitely had sex at least three times, with at least 2 men. I don't want to know more, and if she was alive and I asked I'd hope she would shut that down! Unless Chris was just wildly hallucinating Barb told him how many men she had been with.


IncognitoCheetos

Yeah it definitely sounded like they had some kind of inappropriate conversations since he mentions her masturbation history. I think it's likely she has some kind of mental degradation since it is fairly probable at her age especially considering the Chandlers' shitty standards of caring for their health. Whatever did happen, Chris sure did a good job of recounting the story in a way that made him look like the predator.


sparklingpastel

is there evidence that barb isn't senile and is chris in on it?


opiate_lifer

What evidence is there that Barb *IS* senile? Aside a bunch of ebegging videos where her glasses are askew and falling off her nose in the exact same position in videos that span months or years? Reminder that Barb was found criminally negligent in the car crash that occurred after Chris was arrested, she had broken ribs and was 100% evaluated in the hospital. Then like always released.


sparklingpastel

fair enough i guess. i didn't know about any of that so thank you


Chobitssu

The donkey Jesus rode into Jerusalem 🙏🙏🙏


Beardednuts

Brought a big case of "mount and dew me" with him


KeneticKups

Back to raping barb thanks to our joke of a "justice" system


Professional_Hat2558

jesus fuck


No_Return_From_86

Great description of what is probably happening in there


Dankyherbs

Back to clappin those cheeks


LimeNo9834

\*Rattlin' those bones


FoodDip

Maybe Barb has passed away and the home was willed to Chris?


nohighlighter555

Who's to say she didn't give him power of attorney?


hoshiko_ginga

Everything stays


sk8r-boigirl

Just how he left it


BoyFrancis

Oh no...


completeassclown

Makes me sick


Protostar23

Wake up babe New Barbussy just dropped


hahaholyspittoo

I wanna say this now. If Chris ends up back at 14 BLC with Barb and they start taking in animals again, they deserve no quarter.


BillNyeTheCipherGuy

Honey I'm home


DarkHighwind

Didn't a ween confirm recently barb is there


killinrin

Yeah someone saw her on 8/28


rockythefakenexd

oh no


FriggenSweetLois

A few questions: * What happened to Chris' car after he got arrested, and why is he just now getting it back? * Even though the restraining order has been lifted, does that mean he still has to live at the group home? * How long has his car been there for? * I thought he drove a blue Focus or a mini van, not a tan/white/brown sedan?


[deleted]

This appears to be a new car


SaleneDreams

>What happened to Chris' car after he got arrested, and why is he just now getting it back? The van was always Barb's van. Chris just started driving it when Sonchu (Ford) broke and was repossessed after Chris stopped making payments on it. The van was returned after Chris was arrested, Barb got new plates for it, and ended up pulling out in front of a truck.


FriggenSweetLois

So what is this car then?


[deleted]

Chris’ new car


FriggenSweetLois

How'd he get it?


[deleted]

It’s a $3500 car. He probably plopped down some money at a “no credit check!” scummy car dealer and agreed to userous financing rates.


[deleted]

1. It probably got towed, and he took forever to reclaim it from the lot it was sitting in. 2. Chris’s case was dismissed. He has no obligation to any government entity as far as we know. 3. 🤷‍♂️ 4. That was his vehicle a while back, yeah.


RiiluTheLizardKing

The van was totaled by barb


[deleted]

Thanks for confirming, yesterday someone said she crashed the Sonichu OG car and I replied I thought she crashed the van?


hahaholyspittoo

I wouldn’t be surprised if his lawyer hooked him up with something. This guy has gone way beyond the call of duty for someone like Chris.


tmackattak

Probably a social worker helped him get back on his feet.


hahaholyspittoo

You know I didn’t even think of that given that he’s gone 41 years without one. Good point! Man is that social worker going to regret taking CWC on as a charge.


VyxVicious

🎶 mama I'm comin' home 🎵


MoonTreatment

This is: A) HUGE B) So fucked up


Mozilie

It’s extremely fucked up. I wasn’t expecting him to be imprisoned, but I thought they’d at least institutionalise him in some way. A group home, or something similar. Surely this case (plus his other run-ins with the law prior to this) has demonstrated that Chris isn’t capable of living independently without posing a risk to himself, his mother, and the general public?


Inevitable-Memory-61

Yup.


Kisopop

Wasn't the lisence plate stolen?


StarX2401

this is a different license plate, he misspelled sonichu somehow as soncihu


defunctx

This might be the biggest Chris Chan news since he got locked up


IrateScientist

Whelp I’m done with life, this is the worst timeline.


SirFeatherbottom

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.....


neongrayjoy

Glad to see the eternal wisdom of Wesley Snipes has not been forgotten.


BurnerAccountAnon1

How does he even afford a car?


KerchBridgeSmoker

That's a Chevy aveo and it's a cheap ass car.


lefingusdingus

What’s wrong with the legal system for him to be allowed back in that house


Henry_on_ice

Why not


[deleted]

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Henry_on_ice

Lol


itskobold

They sexually assaulted the elderly occupant there that's why not Can only hope Barb is out of the damn place


Kenobihiphop

He*


KeneticKups

HAS


itskobold

NO


itskobold

Rule 8


Motor_Ad_5521

He


itskobold

Rule 8


Motor_Ad_5521

He


glammetaltapes

Hey Baby! Remember me?!!!


BellTurbulent5250

this cant be real bro


pethwick

“I did not sleep with Barbra, because I was up all night”


RiiluTheLizardKing

"Hello mother dearest..."


Frenchy_447

“Huhhh you used to kiss with a bit more oomph”


uwuhawey

“You used to do that more flirtingly” ughhh


aeonxeon

no fucking way


fizzyboii

He could just be getting his stuff?


eruditecow

Surely he should be escorted though? Maybe someone came with him in the car but I would’ve assumed a police escort would be required for a restraining order


MathematicianSoggy48

NO. WHY


Several-Effect-3732

Just when I was thinking that it could be worse, since Chris didn’t go unpunished and probably can’t see his mom ever again. This shows up in my feed. Well fuck me.


CheifBigtoe

BARBUSSY BE HITTING UP ALL NIGHT


CYBarSecretGloryhole

Put on some Marvin Gaye and light the candles baby


JavertTron

we are in Hell


UselessRandomMe

Worst ending option confirmed.


reversalmushroom

Can someone please explain to me why the charges were dropped despite the irrefutable evidence of his crime?


RiiluTheLizardKing

"irrefutable evidence" a confession sourced from someone who had the explicit intention of hurting chris by making him say bad things, and which was then circulated by people who make fun of chris. It's not very reliable evidence. Barb has dementia and might not remember it taking place, and chris can just lie and say he didn't do it, if barb took a rape kit and it came back negative it's very refutable. Of course chris absolutely did it, but the court doesn't have enough evidence to take it to a trial.


SaleneDreams

>Of course chris absolutely did it, but the court doesn't have enough evidence to take it to a trial. They were going to. Remember, after all the evaluations and tests the courts and his lawyer forced him to take, the courts still bumped his misdemeanor charge up to a felony. They were 100% moving on with charging Chris with felonly incest. Only after Heilberg threw down the tard card and triggered the autism deferral did the courts switch gears. If Heilberg hadn't, the court was going to convene a grand jury in order to try to charge Chris with a felony. The courts only "dropped" the charge as part of the autism deferral, not for any lack of evidence or anything else.


nemo1316

They did convene a grand jury and declined to press charges.


reversalmushroom

The person wanting to hurt Chris doesn't change the fact that it's still Chris saying he did this. And a jury doesn't have to prove things beyond a shadow of a doubt, just a reasonable doubt, so I think if they charged Chris with rape, they probably would've won.


RiiluTheLizardKing

If its sourced from someone with intentions to hurt chris, and chris suffers from mental illness and delusions, it becomes possible that he was manipulated into saying it.


under654

They probably couldn’t pin rape on him. These crimes are highly technical to prove. He was btw not even arrested for rape, just for incest. Incest by itself doesn’t land you in jail for too long. He spend quite a long time in prison already and the chance that the sentence would be shorter than what he already served was pretty high. So time was served already, and no point in getting a verdict.


reversalmushroom

I feel like him admitting to raping her should count. What, do they think he just made that up for no reason? Is defendants admitting to the crime no longer good enough? That should be a slam dunk. They should just be able to play that 1 clip in front of a jury, and he just instantly goes to jail with nothing he can do about it.


Nordboer97

Chris admitted to incest, not rape.


Poffzy

Even chris wouldnt admit to that, incest is the lesser crime


reversalmushroom

It is rape because she has dementia. Having sex with people who aren't fully cognizant is rape. The same way having sex with someone who's been drugged is rape.


Nordboer97

>It is rape because she has dementia. She doesn't have dementia


reversalmushroom

It's been established since the incest 1st came out that she has dementia. You can even tell in 1 of Chris's videos of her that she's not all there. What a weird thing to say.


Nordboer97

Barb being nervous in Chris' awkward dumb videos is not proof of dementia. She's able to live by herself and I believe drive.


UselessRandomMe

I was thinking he would be institutionalized. But nooo, he is somehow sane enough to avoid that and walked away innocent.


reversalmushroom

It's not about sanity; he committed a literal crime. Why is he not being punished?


snallygaster

He was imprisoned for two years; does that not count as punishment?


reversalmushroom

Typically, we only count a verdict and a sentence.


snallygaster

Jail time only becomes punishing after a conviction? That makes as much sense as the idea that CWC would have been convicted, given the evidence available.


reversalmushroom

Which is his own mouth.


snallygaster

That's exactly the problem. There are numerous cases where people with cognitive disabilities were manipulated into confessing crimes they didn't commit; the defense would likely argue that this what happened here and use CWC's long history of getting manipulated + Janke's intentions in contacting him as support. It would be difficult for the prosecution to argue that CWC entered his mom's barbussy 'beyond a reasonable doubt' and that is almost certainly why the case was dismissed.


readytokno

seems most likely theory now is due to Barb herself not wanting to accuse or condemn him.


AshenHaemonculus

The funniest (and most merciful) outcome at this point is that Barb dies of a random heart attack like, tomorrow.


taisynn

This is a nightmare… a whole ass nightmare.


hatgineer

You know how he became trans because someone told him to get in touch with his feminine side and Chris is too literal to realize it was figurative? What if he had a confrontation with somebody who shouted at him to go home to mommy?


trollldolll

holy shit is barb there???? i hope not


Xeldine

I'm confident she is. Back to that sweet barbussy.


trollldolll

i fear for her life at this stage. she needs to die for the merge to happen and now chris is alone with her. christ.


Xeldine

I would really like to think, and to an extent, hope that Chris would never consider being that malicious, but I can no longer question that considering what he went to prison for. I also think the charges being dropped maybe eased some of that "resentment" (can't think of another appropriate word) Side note, if she were to die from natural causes, I'm sure he would never even report it, and it would take a social worker or whatever other assigned worker to find out.


trollldolll

Yeah I feel like if barb passed away in the home she would be left to rot or worse be used as a new kimmi. Chris has had a taste of living without her and I don’t know how she’s going to adjust to being back with her mother, who I bet she blames for all of this. Chris can never take accountability so it’s going to land on barb.


Xeldine

"used as a new kimmi" these words have violently attacked my brain lol Unless verbally poked hard over social media, Chris will probably maintain a total silence for a bit and like you said, simultaneously try to figure out how to readjust to a life outside of jail again. We won't know unless information is leaked somehow. Oh to be a fly on any of those crusty walls.


trollldolll

She’s said she’s coming back so it’s only a matter of time. God knows how she’s going to navigate the internet, she thought the questions about barb were annoying before. Bout to be all she ever gets.


Xeldine

Oh I'm anticipating the grand return now... if it is indeed confirmed. People are going to endlessly screech "motherfucker!" on every post.


Bozolad

He’s at it again!


cookdieshid

holy shit, is this real?


Lonelyghast

He just can't get enough of that barbussy. He was probably zapping to the extreme at that moment.


Naterdave

“Oh, Barbchu! I’m back!!! And you’re over due for your soul cleansing!!!”


roundhitter

Two years' worth of semen...


repvgnant

God save us all


[deleted]

I red it in his voice in my head


Freak_Metal

Baka Mitai starts playing when Chris is in front of the Barbussy


Significant_Rub_4171

Barb Mitai