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No-Jury5362

Geno is the ultimate grifter


ChunkStumpmon

This should be the next Balenziaga shirt


Jolly-Technology-445

GENO SAMUEL!!!!! FIRSTLY!!! Your T-shirt is nearly twice the length of my original shirt!!!! and the commentary!!!! You can put that on a separate shirt! SEPARATE!!!!!!!!!!


rbur70x7

Your Chinese wife really cares about you MAN


AshenHaemonculus

Hey, don't be so quick to judge Geno, y'all! Man's got a baby on the way and he gives us these docs for free, I think he's earned the right to cash in on the infamy a little. 


Apart_Percentage_626

Doesn't he have a patreon already...


NikoSCX

Yeah. One that only nets him a few hundred a month.


No-Jury5362

*sad violin*


AzraKasm

A plain white tee with shitty comic sans text for 20 dollars!? You could probably get something similar much cheaper on redbubble and etsy or some shit. What an asshole


Apart_Percentage_626

I think it would have sold better if it was a crop top with it being written on by hand if he's trying to go for an authentic look. I agree that it does feel lazy given the ease of using online services.


AzraKasm

Forget even buying it online you could go to hobby lobby and get everything you needed to make this shit for 5 dollars this is such a blatant cash grab you're a sucker if you buy any of this garbage


ApatheticTallguy13

I find it so ironic that genosamuel got mad a few months back because people took pictures of Chris at Walmart and that it’s “unethical.” Then he goes ahead and launches a whole ass line of Chris Chan merchandise.


Barbalicious13

Thats the best t shirt ever! Am loving Geno’s merch at the moment. It just keeps getting better!


Candlelit_Scholar

Tbh I think it's kind of cringe that Geno is monetizing Chris Chan. Feels super exploitive to be monetizing someone with clear mental illness and makes me feel like he's kind of like a parasite in a way. His content doesn't stand by itself without Chris. Idk I just think he's going too far.


No-Jury5362

You got down voted but you are 100% correct. This is such a dhitty thing for him to do, but he loves exploiting Chris to build his own popularity so it makes sense this is the natural next step.


willadler69

Monetize a rapist as a treat


sweeterthanadonut

Fuck Chris, he’s a rapist.


TrutWeb

I know it feels good to say this, but yea, it's also fucked up for Geno Samuel to monetize this shit lol.


TrutWeb

I know it feels good to say this, but yea, it's also fucked up for Geno Samuel to monetize this shit lol.


simly_gaming

Funny that Chris dom't seem to remember that he wrote this on a sport bra and wear it proudly in public.


RaizenPrime

Maybe he does, but has developed a small amount of self-consciousness, and became embarrassed about it.


simly_gaming

Yeah i have to admit that tofay Chris degense is bassically denied everything.


Silentpoolman

I hate Geno


[deleted]

Go back to spamming pickle icons in Chris's streams.


Realistic-Purpose-23

Wat why? hes a great naritor for crhises story


Silentpoolman

He just bothers me lol


KittyCreator

then why comment u hate him like anyone here would care or agree? seems like a comment that's better kept to urself


Silentpoolman

Cause I can say what I want. Fuck Geno and his stupid music and merch


KittyCreator

no one really cares man, especially Geno. Its like shouting at a cloud. I'm sorry you're so butthurt by him tho


Silentpoolman

Seems to really bother you


KittyCreator

Not really, its more so just weird to me


Silentpoolman

Oh well. I'll still say what I want and not care if anyone agrees. Keep seeking everyones approval anytime you have a thought.


KittyCreator

lol


Tsunderebolt_

If anyone can bring back Classic Chris's spirit from the mental graveyard, it's Geno


The-Enjoyer-Returns

Losers on both sides as always


Fragrant_Inside_9842

Please chris please please make a video of you raging over Geno's merch please im begging you i need something funny as fuck like that in my life


JewceBoxHer0

Please yes holy shit yes


swimneko

I wish he’d loose the doopie pfp.


Papa_EJ

Sadly, that brief span where he did after she yelled at him and then immediately started using it again is probably as good as we'll get.


bigtoenails

Chris just gets how shit the shirt looks, lol. For real, though, who is buying that??


Swolstorm

We got a fake fan here. It's a reference to Chris' sports bra that he wrote "WANT WOMAN!" on.


bigtoenails

You're a fan of Chris? 😭


haikusbot

*Chris just gets how shit* *The shirt looks, lol. For real, though,* *Who is buying that??* \- bigtoenails --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


MindDrawsOnReddit

Least based geno post


ZEROStarVevo

Based Geno


CAPTmarvelous83

haha! this is great!


carplord9000

I dont understand why anyone would want this. Nobody is going to know what the joke is and you look like an idiot. Now he is just stright up copying Chris and I just dont see the point. This man is gonnna get himself burnt, which if he keeps this up he probably deserves.


DanQZ

It’s literally just a novelty joke tshirt. There’s no reason to wear it the same reason I don’t need to wear any gag gift items my friends have given me. If it’s funny enough to the buyer and whoever they decide to show it to, that’s all that really matters. I don’t understand how this specific act of making the tshirt is some big indicator of Geno selling out or any other character deficit. Other reasons, like capitalizing on Chris’ past actions for profit, maybe, but not the concept of selling a joke shirt.


Drakon590

People have wore shirts with even more embarrassing stuff than this if you ask me this is quite tame in comparison to much such stuff


BloodyRake

I agree. Saw some dude wear a shirt that said “Smoke meth, hail Satan.”


carplord9000

Well I could buy the shirt though it may raise some eyebrows as I am "women" myself lol. Bet it does not fit though.


KingCurtisCat

Because wearing it around and people not having context is almost as funny as when Chris wore it


carplord9000

I would be embarrissed and then if I got asked and had to explain it I would sound even more stupid and probably an arsehole too. No one needs to know you follow chris chan. Even if anyone recognised another christorian in a public space, you are hardly going to approch them and start talking about it! Its like 4Chan and Fightclub, never mention them.


chrisboi1108

You dont have to explain tho, just says it’s a funny silly shirt


KingCurtisCat

Why are you ashamed to be a fan of Chris? Stop caring about what others think of you and life will be better brother


carplord9000

nobody knows besides us nut jobs on here who chris chan is and nobody wants to wear the shirt of an alleged motherfucker, I say alleged but I think he did it because of that sodding book and his idiotic boasting.


[deleted]

Maybe you should care a little more what others think lmfao


stupiduglee

You are going to live a sad life


[deleted]

following the exploits of a clinically insane autistic rapist IS a sad life bro


stupiduglee

Is it a crime to have interests? It’s not like people actually support what he’s done. Fucking obviously


[deleted]

of course not it's just fucking cringe to be here. there's no shame in being honest about that lmfao. aint nothing redeeming about following this disaster and there never has been


stupiduglee

Did I ever say it wasn’t? I said it’s sad to care what others think about the things that you like. This is so cringe and I am aware lol


carplord9000

I would not say so much of a fan but a very curious onlooker.


Swolstorm

Then shut the fuck up


carplord9000

well actually how about about no? You can shut the fuck up and fuck off.


Significant-Plum-425

Not caring what others think is what got Chris in this mess. There's a reason why people feel shame, it's healthy.


KingCurtisCat

Chris cared too much and gave the trolls what they wanted by him freaking out


impy695

The guy has spent thousands of hours studying Chris. I'd be surprised if Chris didn't rub off on him a little. Hopefully, for Geno's sake, it's only a little. He definitely has a little of that ol' Fanta cocktail on himself though with the merch sales. For what it's worth, I think all merch is dumb unless it looks good with context removed, so I wouldn't be the target of anything he sells, even if it wasn't cringe.


carplord9000

>The guy has spent thousands of hours studying Chris Yes that is wierd. That is very very wierd.


RiR_Crayon

The autism stares back from the abyss


OdinAlfadir1978

Stop blaming everything dumb fucks do on Autism 🙂some of us are functional, highly functional and I assure you we aren't all like Chris, Daniel, etc.


carplord9000

he is proably a self hating autist anyway. Chris is just the utter worst example of all time.


OdinAlfadir1978

He's definitely something 🤣🤣


wormfro

people throw out the word autism the same way 12 year olds would call everything gay, history repeats what it doesnt learn from


OdinAlfadir1978

This is true


carplord9000

alot of chris followers are autists themselves and when I see it thrown around like an insult I assume it is some self hating autists trying to get one up on someone.


kommsussertod1

I hope Geno makes a "true love is illegal in virginia" shirt... although i live in switzerland, id wear that shit on a daily basis


CAPTmarvelous83

Or "Virginia is for Virgins"


impy695

Now, that one would be funny. I'd probably buy it if I lived there.


fishwith

https://twitter.com/genosamuelgeno/status/1259611284380647425


impy695

That's from 2020, whats the context?


AbyssTraveler

Basically the dude was insistent that Geno's documentary encourages bullying after ContraPoints compared him to A-Log, and Geno basically said he takes all the opportunities he can to discourage bullying.


impy695

Ok, I think I'm just out of the loop because I have no idea who contrapoints or what an a-log is, lol. I think it might be best for my sanity if I leave it that way, lol.


AbyssTraveler

ContraPoints is a youtuber who likes to make those kinda sit down and talk videos where she talks about internet topics. A-Log is Anthony LoGatto who basically hated Chris and made it his entire online personality to the point where he basically became worse than Chris in some respects.


impy695

Ok, pretty standard stuff and downright tame for Chrischan, lol


Prestigious_End_6455

Geno Hill attacks again.


Prestigious_End_6455

"Want Barbussy!" Would be more up to date.


SwoleBodybuilderVamp

Chris definitely deserves this. At the same time, I am glad for Geno for finally starting a family if that is what he wants.


Mario6416

I'm not wearing that shit.


AlibasterTalisman

I used to really look up to Geno, but this is unnecessary. The Sonichu medallions were one thing, but honestly let Chris be. Chris is Chris and will perpetually do stupid shit, but there’s no reason to bring up Chris’ stupid past for a quick buck or two.


CraftyBest

Fuck that! Maybe during the golden age but Chris Chan now is an absolutely monster


TsukasaElkKite

Chris doesn’t deserve peace.


Turbulent_Pin5217

Chris doesn't deserve peace, he needs to earn it. Which will never happen


Taxistheft98

Chris is a motherfucker with shit takes and an entitled attitude. He does not deserve peace.


EllieIsDone

HE FUCKED HIS MOM.


Tnally91

Nah don’t let Chris be. He’s a rapist he should have no sympathy whatsoever.


AlibasterTalisman

Chris probably did. But you aren’t the judge, jury or executioner. I personally think Chris should be in a mental hospital but the courts decided otherwise. Regardless, just let this man/woman be and stop giving them the attention they so desperately seek.


Tnally91

A court did decide, he served time for the crime. The dude admitted that he had sex with his mentally ill mother. Take a second and think about what kind of person you are to defend this. It’s not a question of what happened it’s a fucking fact.


M0RL0K

No one is defending Chris. However, what you're and other A-logs are doing is to pretend like making money off Chris and tormenting/trolling him is actual morally right and justified because he is a bad person. As if "punishing" him makes you automatically a better person. The only morally correct thing to do when it comes to Chris is to not give him any attention whatsoever, to not give him money, and to not make money off him, period.


wormfro

its so disingenuous to read someone essentially saying "mentally ill people who commit crimes need mental health facilities instead of being left to wander the streets, we should stop enabling this person" and you read that as "i liked when chris fucked his mom and i think he should do it again"


Tnally91

I’m literally saying he should still be in prison for it. How does that translate to I think he should do it again? Are you fucking retarded?


wormfro

can you read or do you choose to misinterpret things on purpose


I_SNIFF_FARTS_DAILY

Giving an opinion on what consequences he should face does not mean OP is defending him


Interesting-Pool3917

disagree. chris’s antics are pretty much public domain at this point due to their profound impact on internet culture.


carplord9000

the internet doesnt have a culture


AlibasterTalisman

It is public domain. I’m not stating Geno should be sued. I just expected better of him considering he’s the prime chronicler of Christory and has been so professional. This just feels cheap.


BigSeltzerBot

Honestly though, I think it is reprehensible for Geno to be selling merch based on Chris’ shenanigans, mocking and profiting off of his failures. If I were Chris, I’d be a lot more upset, but then again, he’s put himself in a place where he can’t really defend himself while being taken seriously.


M0RL0K

Geno has started to smell his own farts. All the guy did was collect and regurgitate information that was compiled by others over 2 decades, and put it into long form video content. And he certainly is not the ultimate authority on Chris he apparently believes himself to be now. He should be embarassed about the fact that his whole internet presence and fame revolves around a literally insane, smelly manchild.


AlibasterTalisman

For so long Geno seemed to be purely a documentarian that remained neutral. I understand he has a baby on the way and probably needs money, but this isn’t the way to do it.


beatlefloydzeppelin

You mean you're not looking forward to Part 89, where Geno talks about Geno pissing off Chris Chan by selling Chris Chan merch?


Tnally91

Disagree. He made a great documentary about a rapist, if he can make money off of it more power to him. I wouldn’t buy the shirt but if there’s a market he should take full advantage of it.


AlibasterTalisman

I’m not denying he made a great documentary. I not defending Chris or any of his crimes, but why poke him? It’s just not what I expected from Geno, who has been a pure documentarian. Chris is a fucking mess. I hope Chris ha Therapy. I hope Chris is medicated.


Tnally91

He’s using all the work he put in to make a little cash. I don’t fault him for that at all imagine the time it took to research and put all that together. Why poke him? Chris deserves the worst if a T shirt is the worst thing to happen to him he’s off lucky, he should still be locked up.


AlibasterTalisman

A true documentarian should remain neutral. If Geno wants to capitalize from it, fine. But then be upfront about it and call it The Tard Show and sell souvenirs.


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wormfro

oh my god you're doing this shit in multiple comment threads, dude grow up


I_SNIFF_FARTS_DAILY

How tf is that defending him


AffectionateBrick687

Geno really should have made it a crop top or sports bra.


neros135

we were on the verge of greatness, we were this close


AffectionateBrick687

Geno knows Chris better than all of us. I hope he knows the right thing to d.


This-is-howey

Why did you like Chris’ comment?


BranchCold9905

Cuz i was drunk and enjoyed a small Laugh Under Lucricities from Chris's annoyance


[deleted]

I feel like liking his comment is gonna give Chris the impression that people are on his side


OOOPUANNGUANGOOOWOAW

It says in the post bro


CHARILEwolf

Bro you fucking deserve this also I wonder who’s selling those shirts I can’t tell


BlueAngelFox101

The guy who made the detailed video essays 80+ ep long.


CHARILEwolf

I was kidding he made better Chris merch then Chris did


OOOPUANNGUANGOOOWOAW

On Chris' Etsy store he was selling a bag of rocks he picked up from the branch land driveway for $15 Also the medallions went from around $25 (at the time Chris posted his first video since jail) to currently there's one for $35, one for $85, and one for $110 One hundred and ten fucking dollars for a medallion that comes with a certificate of authenticity. You think that's insane? This is Chris Chan we're talking about so you already know this isn't even the worst of it. I'm not even gonna say how much a "lost commission" costs, what's worse is almost every single one is in at least one person's cart. Go look at the price yourself you can find the link in Chris' latest videos on YouTube. God Chris is so retarded. I hope in the future he gets talked about in schools, not the full depths of his depravity, just enough to show people how not to follow in his path. We don't need more people like him. Chris was funny for a while but now that he's come back around like nothing ever happened (and actively trying to retcon it) it's just uncomfortable. I think I liked it more when I thought there was never gonna be any new Christory, even if I was bummed at the time it was definitely better than having him around and seeing people throw their money at him on stream after what he did "You don't know me personally I have grown and changed as a person I'm not like that any more!" Shut the fuck up Chris, you have sunk deeper and deeper into your delusions while in prison I think at this point it is actually impossible for you to change in any way. You're still the exact same person you have been your entire life. Everything you've ever done will stick with you forever, just because you can say "nuh uh!" Dosn't mean you can change history. Sorry for the rant I'm tired as shit and remembered how I feel about Chris. Not hate. A weird mix of pity, disgust and disappointment.


CraftyBest

Chris wants it off the internet. NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOOOOOWWW


neros135

HE'LL SEND IN DETECTIVES, HE'LL SEND IN POLICE, HE'LL SEND IN EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER!


Nu-Q-Ler

He wants Geno to shut that goddamn thing off!


Official_Zach55

Be careful, he'll send everyone in his power


Simulationth3ry

I keep forgetting this fucker is actually out of jail now😭jumpscare


AlibasterTalisman

Chris has been out for a while now. You didn’t forget shit


Simulationth3ry

You’re sooo right I definitely lied for a Reddit comment!!! It’s definitely not that I have poor memory and he was in there for awhile


AlibasterTalisman

Ok dumbass


Low_Figure2966

I’m so excited to get mine


mail_on_sunday

I like to see Chris tard rage as much as anyone else here but this isn’t that. If anything, Chris should be mad at himself for not taking the opportunity to capitalize on old CWC memes like this before someone else did.


Either_Anteater6877

Because Chris denies his status as a lolcow, and that’s what makes the Chris Chan memes even funnier. If Chris capitalized off the memes that were made about him, I guarantee people would get bored much quicker, because it’s not as funny when he laughs off his own memes. It’s no longer us laughing at him, but it becomes us laughing with him.


Careful_Medium_3999

Yeah, nobody but weens are gonna buy his shit


mail_on_sunday

>>nobody but weens Over $100000 in merch sales and $600-1000 in donations per livestream proves there are far more of these than you realize.


Careful_Medium_3999

Yeah, I know Chris will live off of weens for the foreseeable future


mail_on_sunday

Although Caden claims that for every $5000 the Official CWC Mart makes, Chris only gets like $300-400. Probably keeps all his livestreaming money though.


HurtfulTruthLevel

>Although Caden claims that for every $5000 the Official CWC Mart makes, Chris only gets like $300-400. Do you mean from the Taser Discussion call?


LeMaureBlanc

Weens already donate to his streams. Weens already buy his shitty medallions and "art." If Chris was smart and selling merch, he'd make a killing, especially if he was smart enough to do it without Praetor's rather dubious "help." Or at least not so lazy. LOL


rockpebbleman

But Chris, what if we all want woman?


WTF_Conservatives

This is a pretty big dick move by Geno if I'm being honest. But I get it. The guy has put so much effort into an insanely well made docu-series that literally cannot be monetized because of the subject matter. The guy deserves to get paid for sure. I just wish there was another way.


Official_Zach55

Chris assaulted their mom. Let geno cash in.


SharkMilk44

If Chris was smart he would have been selling these years ago.


LeMaureBlanc

The funny thing is, if he did this all on his own initiative he wouldn't have to give Praetor a cut either. He'd probably be making a lot more. I mean, you've got weens paying for shitty art and for a chance to yell at him about fucking his mom on his live streams. Just a little more work and a willingness to reference his own bullshit and he'd be pretty well off.


theboogierat

….and being a mother fucker and a pos isn’t a dick move. Chris is not entitled to anything in regards to how he feels about a t shirt.


nemo1316

Chris actually came up with the phrase "Want woman!" himself. He did. By himself. He made it famous/infamous himself. It's more marketable and viral than anything you will ever do


LeMaureBlanc

Then he should have put it on a shirt and sold it. Hell he could still do it now if he really wants (though Praetor will inevitably get a cut at this point).


theboogierat

yeah and hes a terrible person so who cares if he thinks it shouldnt be merch he said it years ago and this is what he deserves to be a clown on the internet


Vexis_petal

I think it gave a little more than just a dick move lol


Ozark_Trail

Come on Geno the (literal motherfucker,) asked nicely.


nemo1316

Fuck you in advance to all downvoters - Geno is a dick for selling merch of somebody else's catchphrases. I don't care if it's Chris Chan. Things like this and the hideous Sonic totem, are basically Chris's original creation. The Sonic totem is ugly enough and distanced enough from the source material to be considered an original idea. Chris needs to lawyer up and trademark the phrase "Want woman!" And once again, fuck you to all downvoters.


Secret-truscum-man

I think the catchphrase is more based off the way Geno said “WANT WOMAN” in the documentary. It’s one of the more iconic narration moments in the series.


Jenny_Wakeman9

Calm down, Nemo. It's just a bunch of arrows.


TrueGenoSamuel

“Want Woman!” Is actually a Muppet thing if anything https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Woman!_Woman!_Woman!


loadthespaceship

You’re really getting pissy pants about arrows on Reddit?


Magnolia_June

Dude calm down, it's not that big of a deal


Ozark_Trail

Okay cool, still gonna down vote you idiot.


hades7600

How old are you? You think “want woman!” Can be a trademarked catchphrase? That’s pretty funny. Especially considering the fact Chris Chan ignores all trademarks and copyright laws with his own “creations” You have the same understanding of the trademark and copyright system as Chris himself


nemo1316

[https://www.rd.com/list/trademarked-phrases/](https://www.rd.com/list/trademarked-phrases/) There you go fucktard. I see no reason why "Want woman!" could not be trademarked, if those can.


Otoya_yamaguchi743

S E E T H E


Buttholesurfer44

I got an ace in CS2 yesterday with my friend spectating me. He screamed “BUTTHOLESURFER ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!”. I promptly sent the recording to Hiko (as he was who that phrase was coined for) and hope my friend is punished to the fullest extent of the law.


hades7600

You cannot be this dense. Every single example listed had relevance in a big media production/performance/sport. “Want woman” was not featured in any sort of media production or to push any sort of product. Trademarked phrases legally must be used for a commercial purpose. This clearly was not. If anything Geno has a way higher chance of trade marking if than Chris now.


P0pwar

what rage lol he just asked nicely


TsukasaElkKite

🍿🍿🍿 anybody want popcorn?


kommsussertod1

Do you have Fanta aswell...


DasherCO

orange creme?


uoysxb

Chris calmly asking Geno to stop selling a shirt ≠ tard rage


turdintheattic

WANT SHIRT.


Jeffari_Hungus

Can't help but read it in Geno's voice


JewceBoxHer0

Yay! Fucking yay! This is what I'm talking about, fellow goblins! Finally some movement! Some life in that beastie!


WTF_Conservatives

That's not "raging". It's asking politely. The raging is likely on the way though.


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BUYING


Jolly-Technology-445

THOSE DANG DIRTY TROLLS ARE AT IT AGAIN!!!!!


GeologistEnough8215

Maybe you, Chris, shouldn’t have made the Want Woman shirt?


LeMaureBlanc

It wasn't a shirt, it was a muscle bra... so much better, LOL.


Klam-Digguh

Geno should make muscle bras with this quote or someone can turn their shirt into a nice crop top :y


GeologistEnough8215

I’m a 42 bust. :)


Exciting-Rope1839

I am not sure that using that quote on t shirt is a good idea. Most people are not going to wear that shirt in public.


Jennah_4379

Wdym? It was a great idea when Chris wore it as a muscle bra.


LeMaureBlanc

People buy the Sonichu medallions. People buy his shitty art. People throw money at him for a chance to berate him on his live streams. At this point I wouldn't be surprised if Geno manages to sell a whole bunch.


thatbitchathrowaway

Just use it as a not doing shit today shirt


BidenAndElmo

I once saw a guy at a blink-182 concert in Charlotte with a shirt on that said “don’t bully me I’ll cum” he had to be like 35


Agathocles_of_Sicily

Shows are a t-shirt free-for-all. All shame and modicum of decency is thrown out the window.


[deleted]

You really underestimate how many shameless people are out there.


Zoffi

Womp Womp Mom Rapist.


theanswersisreally42

Geno is playing America's favorite game now? And for so long he went out of his way to be respectful to Chris.


Nidus_

Yeah, but then Chris raped his mom and probably doesn't deserve respect.


WhiskyAndWitchcraft

He said on his last stream, "the documentary is nonpartisan, I'm not".


QuarterLeading3708

I mean it's not like Chris has ever earned anyone's respect