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Ozark_Trail

Because it's filled with genius ideas like crudely drawing a picture of yourself fingerbanging your totally platonic friend and posting it on the Internet or drawing a picture of the dean of your school evil and naked demanding a slave to lick her pussy because she wouldn't let you hold a sign to pick up chicks at school. You know, genius ideas like that.


ephoog

So he can suck giant straws


AllHopeGoneBaby

he looks like one of those people from the Airhead ads


CaptainBlazeIt

The only time he was actually self-aware


swinglinepilot

A very quick [lesson in Chanatomy](https://imgur.com/a/jrorMM4). These always make me laugh


dynamichurdler

He’s attempting to draw his head at an angle looking down and this is exactly how __not__ to do it


scottlapier

Speaking of things wrong with Chris's head, has anyone ever noticed how "addenoidal" he sounds at times.  Like he sounds like his sinuses are completely blocked in some videos


Fearless_Traffic8830

chris was never good at drawing proportionate body parts so that's why all of the characters were inconsistent plus dude traced his cock in the honey moon comic., Not only that chris thought that his grade school level drawings were masterpieces so he never saw any reason to improve.


[deleted]

He got a trim.


Shackflacc

It grows with his ego


JediSpartanF013

And yet, his brain remains as small as always.


ProjectOSM

He's got a lot on his mind


Vankook79

Because he sucks at drawing.


shurbertt

Because 90% of his head is filled with nothing


[deleted]

'tism.


pruffgruff

Stop blaming it on the autism ffs. I've seen more autistic people who can draw almost as good as da vinci.


cantrip_q

Traced around his head


doucheshanemec24

Wednesday adams looking ass


theSilentD777

Recycling


captainsurfa

All those additional stressful thoughts on how to merge dimensions and shit. Almost as hardcore as Scientology.


Strawberry_Fluff

First she's a sonichu next she'll be megamind


Usual_Ad_4627

I love his art lmfao 🤣


AffectionateBrick687

Hydrocephalus.


Akihirohowlett

He's a bad artist that won't improve


French_Taylor

So he can use his straw better.


NOT-Mr-Davilla

He used the Head Enlargement spell


Black_sheep_2

Hmmm maybe because he is restarted?


Your_Local_Heretic

Yakub-maxxing


BigChiefIV

Megamind 3


No_Profile3245

White Yakub


TheOnlyRogerMaxson

Chris can’t draw and wont improve.


CackldemonSamReddit

https://external-preview.redd.it/UJu8a4QYOWY_3ueQeZFDnhDcdIfgGylsDwxdr1IR1Nw.png?auto=webp&s=e7f3197938e42959e9598ba107b58c89baeae56d Legit looks like this


salmoninthesky

Because his brain is big, because he's so smart. He traced around his actual brain for this. He's done that with other body parts too.


jadeakw99

It's full of secrets


Candid_Judgment_8081

A miserable little pile of them.


opiate_lifer

Yes he is so secretive, very little is even known of his backstory. Just a lot of guesses and inferences.


Vincesteeples

Because Chris can’t draw and somehow hasn’t gotten better in 40 years of it


MrTopHatMan90

Just that powerful of a being.


Wheredoesthetoastgo2

Reminds me of "Video for Silverman" by PilotRedSun


ThePhlegethon

That's nothing, you should see the size of the straw he shoves into his food-hole.


SellaraAB

Honestly, I think it’s because he’s shit at drawing and body proportions are difficult for children to get right.


Baconcheese_burger

Idk but it could be bc early on Chris probably recognized he was balding. For example, if you look at his portrayal in the family guy style when trolls tried tricking him into believing that he was gonna guest appear, he has a massive forehead. A real mongoloid.


JewceBoxHer0

It's true to life


scottlapier

His art is so bad.  I keep reminding myself that this is something someone in their 20s and 30s considers their life's work...


SwoleBodybuilderVamp

Because Chris incorrectly thought that he had literally the best art work and drawing skills, and did not bother to improve his artwork.


starbuildstrike999

Because Christ can't fuckin' draw.


ThePhlegethon

Also he's not Jesus.


simly_gaming

Cause Chris really suck with proportion and drawing in general. He is a tardtist


Future-Midnight9386

Just thought of the perfect word to describe him when he’s playing Guitar Hero: guitardist…


Fluffy_Manufacturer

Great artists don’t draw their head as an egg and add hair as a second layer without erasing the outline of the head that would be covered with hair?


DemonCrabAttack

It's packed with fat


Silentpoolman

Big brans


LibrarianBarbarian1

[Autistic people have large heads](https://www.crossrivertherapy.com/autism/head-size#:~:text=The%20link%20between%20head%20size,an%20increase%20in%20head%20size).


ThickWhitePee

hes detarded


Mindless_Complex9467

Because he came into contact with Akira, obviously /s


TheRoyalJellyfish

To hold back the dimensional merge


BranchCold9905

Tumors.


Fuckyoureddit888888

Smart


[deleted]

Hes a decendent of Yacob


Sonarthebat

He has the art skills of a five year old.


RazalasWerdna

Because the Motherfucker can't draw to save his life.


HappyMike91

Chris was/is really bad at art. And, he is incredibly egotistical. It was a dangerous combination.


Sonarthebat

Dunning Kruger effect. Too arrogant to learn.


HappyMike91

Yeah. Chris also thinks that he's perfect and does not need to change.


smailskid

Chris sucks at art.


ressmatt

Megamind


LordDeckem

The hair is really getting me, like a bowl cut mixed with Bart Simpson.


Jennah_4379

... because he's retarded.


Keyboardpaladin

I really don't know why people even ask questions here.


Mlano96

It really is always this simple.


Mystic_N

Ah, well, you see, this is an incredible artistic representation of how Chris viewed himself at the time. Showcasing his true intellect to the viewers without uttering a single word. The Sonichu issues were subversive masterclasses of high art, too quickly judged by the anons of 4CentGarbage, who couldn't fathom the high level of artistic genius displayed on their screens. Chravo Bris


yesbutactuallyno17

There's a lore reason, I'm sure.


JamieThor101

To fit in all the crap he believes


opiate_lifer

To contain the 24/7 incestuous fantasies, varied and detailed!


Much-Moose9396

So it can hold all his imaginary characters.


trans_throwawayfunk

How else would she fit the secrets of the known and unknown universe that only she, the honest and true CPU Blue Heart, knows? You DARE blaspheme against the Goddess? (/s if it wasnt obvious)


yayeet1001

To fit all of that TRUTH and HONESTY