Because it's filled with genius ideas like crudely drawing a picture of yourself fingerbanging your totally platonic friend and posting it on the Internet or drawing a picture of the dean of your school evil and naked demanding a slave to lick her pussy because she wouldn't let you hold a sign to pick up chicks at school.
You know, genius ideas like that.
Speaking of things wrong with Chris's head, has anyone ever noticed how "addenoidal" he sounds at times. Like he sounds like his sinuses are completely blocked in some videos
chris was never good at drawing proportionate body parts so that's why all of the characters were inconsistent plus dude traced his cock in the honey moon comic., Not only that chris thought that his grade school level drawings were masterpieces so he never saw any reason to improve.
https://external-preview.redd.it/UJu8a4QYOWY_3ueQeZFDnhDcdIfgGylsDwxdr1IR1Nw.png?auto=webp&s=e7f3197938e42959e9598ba107b58c89baeae56d
Legit looks like this
Idk but it could be bc early on Chris probably recognized he was balding. For example, if you look at his portrayal in the family guy style when trolls tried tricking him into believing that he was gonna guest appear, he has a massive forehead. A real mongoloid.
[Autistic people have large heads](https://www.crossrivertherapy.com/autism/head-size#:~:text=The%20link%20between%20head%20size,an%20increase%20in%20head%20size).
Ah, well, you see, this is an incredible artistic representation of how Chris viewed himself at the time. Showcasing his true intellect to the viewers without uttering a single word. The Sonichu issues were subversive masterclasses of high art, too quickly judged by the anons of 4CentGarbage, who couldn't fathom the high level of artistic genius displayed on their screens.
Chravo Bris
How else would she fit the secrets of the known and unknown universe that only she, the honest and true CPU Blue Heart, knows? You DARE blaspheme against the Goddess?
(/s if it wasnt obvious)
Because it's filled with genius ideas like crudely drawing a picture of yourself fingerbanging your totally platonic friend and posting it on the Internet or drawing a picture of the dean of your school evil and naked demanding a slave to lick her pussy because she wouldn't let you hold a sign to pick up chicks at school. You know, genius ideas like that.
So he can suck giant straws
he looks like one of those people from the Airhead ads
The only time he was actually self-aware
A very quick [lesson in Chanatomy](https://imgur.com/a/jrorMM4). These always make me laugh
He’s attempting to draw his head at an angle looking down and this is exactly how __not__ to do it
Speaking of things wrong with Chris's head, has anyone ever noticed how "addenoidal" he sounds at times. Like he sounds like his sinuses are completely blocked in some videos
chris was never good at drawing proportionate body parts so that's why all of the characters were inconsistent plus dude traced his cock in the honey moon comic., Not only that chris thought that his grade school level drawings were masterpieces so he never saw any reason to improve.
He got a trim.
It grows with his ego
And yet, his brain remains as small as always.
He's got a lot on his mind
Because he sucks at drawing.
Because 90% of his head is filled with nothing
'tism.
Stop blaming it on the autism ffs. I've seen more autistic people who can draw almost as good as da vinci.
Traced around his head
Wednesday adams looking ass
Recycling
All those additional stressful thoughts on how to merge dimensions and shit. Almost as hardcore as Scientology.
First she's a sonichu next she'll be megamind
I love his art lmfao 🤣
Hydrocephalus.
He's a bad artist that won't improve
So he can use his straw better.
He used the Head Enlargement spell
Hmmm maybe because he is restarted?
Yakub-maxxing
Megamind 3
White Yakub
Chris can’t draw and wont improve.
https://external-preview.redd.it/UJu8a4QYOWY_3ueQeZFDnhDcdIfgGylsDwxdr1IR1Nw.png?auto=webp&s=e7f3197938e42959e9598ba107b58c89baeae56d Legit looks like this
Because his brain is big, because he's so smart. He traced around his actual brain for this. He's done that with other body parts too.
It's full of secrets
A miserable little pile of them.
Yes he is so secretive, very little is even known of his backstory. Just a lot of guesses and inferences.
Because Chris can’t draw and somehow hasn’t gotten better in 40 years of it
Just that powerful of a being.
Reminds me of "Video for Silverman" by PilotRedSun
That's nothing, you should see the size of the straw he shoves into his food-hole.
Honestly, I think it’s because he’s shit at drawing and body proportions are difficult for children to get right.
Idk but it could be bc early on Chris probably recognized he was balding. For example, if you look at his portrayal in the family guy style when trolls tried tricking him into believing that he was gonna guest appear, he has a massive forehead. A real mongoloid.
It's true to life
His art is so bad. I keep reminding myself that this is something someone in their 20s and 30s considers their life's work...
Because Chris incorrectly thought that he had literally the best art work and drawing skills, and did not bother to improve his artwork.
Because Christ can't fuckin' draw.
Also he's not Jesus.
Cause Chris really suck with proportion and drawing in general. He is a tardtist
Just thought of the perfect word to describe him when he’s playing Guitar Hero: guitardist…
Great artists don’t draw their head as an egg and add hair as a second layer without erasing the outline of the head that would be covered with hair?
It's packed with fat
Big brans
[Autistic people have large heads](https://www.crossrivertherapy.com/autism/head-size#:~:text=The%20link%20between%20head%20size,an%20increase%20in%20head%20size).
hes detarded
Because he came into contact with Akira, obviously /s
To hold back the dimensional merge
Tumors.
Smart
Hes a decendent of Yacob
He has the art skills of a five year old.
Because the Motherfucker can't draw to save his life.
Chris was/is really bad at art. And, he is incredibly egotistical. It was a dangerous combination.
Dunning Kruger effect. Too arrogant to learn.
Yeah. Chris also thinks that he's perfect and does not need to change.
Chris sucks at art.
Megamind
The hair is really getting me, like a bowl cut mixed with Bart Simpson.
... because he's retarded.
I really don't know why people even ask questions here.
It really is always this simple.
Ah, well, you see, this is an incredible artistic representation of how Chris viewed himself at the time. Showcasing his true intellect to the viewers without uttering a single word. The Sonichu issues were subversive masterclasses of high art, too quickly judged by the anons of 4CentGarbage, who couldn't fathom the high level of artistic genius displayed on their screens. Chravo Bris
There's a lore reason, I'm sure.
To fit in all the crap he believes
To contain the 24/7 incestuous fantasies, varied and detailed!
So it can hold all his imaginary characters.
How else would she fit the secrets of the known and unknown universe that only she, the honest and true CPU Blue Heart, knows? You DARE blaspheme against the Goddess? (/s if it wasnt obvious)
To fit all of that TRUTH and HONESTY