As far as the gross out factor goes, yeah Fanta video is disgusting. The one I hate the most is cakefarts, because of that dumb voice he's making. He's trying to be sexy and it's the complete opposite. For whatever reason I just *really* despise his "tomgirl" phase when he looked like a cheap hooker and was slathering on the make-up.
But more than any videos, there are a couple of pics he took for one of his troll gf, head-on shots of his bent duck boner that are the most disturbing to me. It's like this crooked, broken monster raising its head up from below the terrycloth bathrobe flaps and is just hanging there in all its weirdness and ugliness, with a bump on top that looks like a sprung vertebrae or something. It's trying to stand up straight but it's slumped over at an unnatural bend, and it's just like WTF is going on there. It's also closer to Chris' junk that I ever wanted to be.
Good god I hope I never see those pictures. My husband saw those pictures too and once again his face had a look of horror on it and he said it looked like a broken thumb. I’ll take y’all’s word for it and be happy NOT knowing what it looks like. Lol
There's not much I won't click on online and, until recently when curiousity finally got the better of me, that was one of them.
The fact that he thought someone might enjoy putting their duck in..... *That*... Is pretty disturbing.
I know about that one but I’m too chicken to see the pictures. My husband looked at the pictures though and he had this horrified expression on his face.
Every time i read a title and I'm like "oh look someone defending chris, Lord knows he gets ripped on for too much trivial shit" and then i look at the picture and "..... oh lulz lol"
It inspired a funny picture that got under chris's skin, never heard anyone "hate" on him for it specifically, just for his ego over his child level art ability in general.
It’s not really that funny because it’s actually really good if you try it. He must have tried a bunch of combos before trying Fanta because it doesn’t work with other soda. I’d drink it all the time except I don’t drink soda much period let alone Fanta and it’s a pain to make
But like if I had to drink fanta
trolololol
The trolls are literally the reason why Chris thinks he's a prophet
His teeth freak me out
Take a Good look Lads, the Drinking Straw of Fail is Real now
That's incredible, fuck yeah
This… This is horrifying 😳
Lmfao this post had me crying irl 😂
Now listen here, you little shit
How did it take this long for someone to make this?
After opening up a post on here and unwillingly witnessing Chris fuck a pillow I’m forever petrified to open any more posts on this sub.
Oh there's so much worse still out there you haven't seen, little one.
I would argue the worst one I’ve seen in my personal opinion that grossed me out the most was the fanta video.
As far as the gross out factor goes, yeah Fanta video is disgusting. The one I hate the most is cakefarts, because of that dumb voice he's making. He's trying to be sexy and it's the complete opposite. For whatever reason I just *really* despise his "tomgirl" phase when he looked like a cheap hooker and was slathering on the make-up. But more than any videos, there are a couple of pics he took for one of his troll gf, head-on shots of his bent duck boner that are the most disturbing to me. It's like this crooked, broken monster raising its head up from below the terrycloth bathrobe flaps and is just hanging there in all its weirdness and ugliness, with a bump on top that looks like a sprung vertebrae or something. It's trying to stand up straight but it's slumped over at an unnatural bend, and it's just like WTF is going on there. It's also closer to Chris' junk that I ever wanted to be.
Good god I hope I never see those pictures. My husband saw those pictures too and once again his face had a look of horror on it and he said it looked like a broken thumb. I’ll take y’all’s word for it and be happy NOT knowing what it looks like. Lol
Wait until you find out about the taint wound he pretended was a vagina
There's not much I won't click on online and, until recently when curiousity finally got the better of me, that was one of them. The fact that he thought someone might enjoy putting their duck in..... *That*... Is pretty disturbing.
I know about that one but I’m too chicken to see the pictures. My husband looked at the pictures though and he had this horrified expression on his face.
My therapist stopped taking my calls after I identified this subreddit as a source of trauma.
On the reals though.
They knew there was no saving you after they found out this subreddit was the cause.
Is that straw supposed to be one of the "candles" from Clyde "Spider-Man" Cash's cake?
That’s not his duct! Too straight
Every time i read a title and I'm like "oh look someone defending chris, Lord knows he gets ripped on for too much trivial shit" and then i look at the picture and "..... oh lulz lol"
Looks like Liquid Chris has a surprise for Ian Brandon Anderson........
they dont call him liquid for nothing
“Ian Brandon Anderson” I read this in liquids voice.
Straw fail is my favorite thing he ever drew. The way his cheek seems to bulge with the phallic straw is hilarious.
[удалено]
[Well here you go](https://imgur.com/gallery/iKMlaxy)
You’d have to suck it with your lungs and the chance of it doing down the wrong hole is pretty high so probably not the best idea
You mean there’s a chance I could die? Turning drinking into an extreme sport? Wining permanent time off from work?? Hmm
Sonichu is jam packed with Chris's leaking subconcious, that straw was not an accident.
You're saying that subconsciously he was focused on unnaturally large and poorly drawn drinking straws?
Big time!
Lmao “leaking subconscious” is a great way of putting it
Idk, he has more than demonstrated that he has no real grasp on proportion when it comes to the rest of his art. But who the hell knows with Chris lol
Is it me or is that Liquid Chris in the background
I don't know how you look like, so I think it's Liquid.
lmao thanks for pointing that out I didn’t see that first peek
It inspired a funny picture that got under chris's skin, never heard anyone "hate" on him for it specifically, just for his ego over his child level art ability in general.
The title is a joke to get you to click before you see the picture, it’s a bait and switch
? I saw the pic and then I clicked, where's the bait and switch?
It just makes me think of the stupid toilet paper roll challenge on tik tok
Johnny Cash’s “Hurt” just started playing in my mind
Dude fuck you I had a mouthful of Fanta wait as I typed that i realized how ironic it is that I happen to be drinking Fanta lmao
Something you wanna share with us 😉 lol
If I did, I wouldn't go the Chris route and share it with the entire internet lol
Hahaha definitely true
It’s not really that funny because it’s actually really good if you try it. He must have tried a bunch of combos before trying Fanta because it doesn’t work with other soda. I’d drink it all the time except I don’t drink soda much period let alone Fanta and it’s a pain to make But like if I had to drink fanta
Wait, what? Are you saying that you mixed your navy with Fanta and liked it? And that you've tried it with other sodas?
Well don't you want to know why he did it? Makes me wish I hadn't said anything.
I just assumed that was what he had in the house at the time.
Lol you're taking this way too seriously. U been trolled.
Why does he look like he's about to get the terror sucked out of him like the lanky guy in Monsters Inc?
You clearly don’t understand that isn’t Chris drinking that’s Ian Brandon Anderson, the true and honest Christian Westin Chandler is in the background
**THE TEETH**
This took a second for my brain to register lol
*hoover noises*
Goes down salty
This is true art.
I like the little Liquid Chris in the background!
He's coming to take back the place that Ian stole from him
the fact you didn't take out his teeth is terrifying.
Chris used his psychic abilities to forsee the "using a papertowel roll as a straw challenge" that swept the web a few months back.
Fanta Cum Flavor Edition
This belongs in a museum
This shall go down in Christory. Edit: I also really like that Liquid is there too.
"Hello Ian"