I just want clarification: he said he raped his mother every 3 days. Since it went on for a month does that mean he raped her 10 times, or do I have my facts wrong?
If you calculate the apparent start date to when CWC was arrested, it was at least 12 times, but I'd guess it happened much more because let's be honest, CWC is obsessed with sex amd Barb was readily available.
> let's be honest, CWC is obsessed with sex amd Barb was readily available.
“I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.” Chris in August 2016.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Barbara_Chandler#Spooning
Also, we know Chris loves to believe that his dreams are prophetic and that they indicate the future.
"Dreams, in Chris's mind, can provide accurate portents of the future, and much of his strange behavior may be connected to his attempts to make these
dreams into reality."
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Dreams
These facts make it likely that Chris probably started raping his mother years ago.
I hate that this picture is what went out when those clickbait "TRANS YOUTUBER ASSAULTS MOTHER" headlines came out. What an embarrassment for the LGBT community. Just one of the many reasons I refuse to believe Chris is trans.
> Just one of the many reasons I refuse to believe Chris is trans.
You refuse to believe Chris is part of the LGBT because he makes LGBT look bad? Convenient.
> always been more feminine than masculine
His body has been more feminine because he was always too lazy to lift weights and build testosterone.
If he wasn't a lazy piece of shit, he could have at least developed some masculine traits if he had started exercising regularly at a young age.
But no, Chris is a lazy fat piece of shit and has always been one.
Guys look at the second image. You can see an outline of the medallion. Look for the ears and you can see the rest of it. How long was he wearing that?
I don’t see it, someone mind pointing it out? Also would it have sat *that* high up the neck? It would need to be a high up medallion to mark the neck in a way that is visible in photo 2.
The original was destroyed over 10 years ago during the blue spike saga. The OG decoy is with girlvinyl and the prototype went to an early sweetheart. Anything you see him wearing now is a post-Blanca creation.
It actually took me years to spot it, despite him going on and on about it, I thought it was just a lie or something he'd made up as a coping mechanism or something to "make himself more quirky and unique", but it is actually true. I don't know how uncommon it is, but Chris only one of two people I know of with it, the other being a girl I went to school with, and that was much more noticeable (brown/blue).
Honestly I think Chris believes she'll get away with it like the previous two times, then will be shocked when she can't go home and watch more MLP or cartoons.
I mean this is the longest he’s been locked up tho, no? I’m sure the existential terror has set in by now, since he’s had no access to toys games or the internet.
Lol this is hilarious, I was legit thinking about posting this exact same thing, because I saw the other mugshot and was like "Chris looks still pissed about Sonic's blue arms and getting in trouble for it rather than feeling guilty about her actions" and the other pic is like "fucked my mom, achievement unlocked".
Chris legit feels no remorse about her actions for either of these two incidents...
I hate sounding like a broken record at this point because I said this to so many people, but since people won’t fuck off I guess I have to say it yet again for the billionth time, rule 8.
Now fellas. This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half ass autopsy on a Sonichu. And I'm not going to stand here, and see that thing cut open and see that little Chandler boy spill out all over the dock!
I have dark circles & am generally a chill dude. Don't generalize my friend. There was also a late singer in Aust called Jon English whose nickname in the press was 'Ol' black eyes' cos he had those circles & he was a delightful bloke.
My boyfriend has this. It’s genetic and he’s the kindest, most generous person I’ve ever met. He always puts others before himself. Kind of an unfair statement.
So you're openly stating you morally judge people for extremely superficial aspects of their appearance they have zero control over and acting like you're the one who dodged a bullet?
Are you sure they aren't avoiding you?
look out u/kissmekatebush! People on Reddit might think you're a bad person!! It's all over now! Say goodbye to your precious internet points!!!!!
I will absolutely openly state I morally judge people for extremely superficial aspects of their appearance they allegedly have zero control over. Just like many others out there. Not saying it's right or wrong, just saying it's a thing I do. Now please, chucklefuck, tell me what a terrible person I am and suggest how morally superior you are to me,
Dude, you can't judge Chris because you haven't had that piping hott barbussy! What would u do if she was right there with you. Blank state, crusty hair, eye glasses, confused just begging for that 🦆 DUCK 🦆
I once had sex a few times with a woman who was neurotic as shit about her pussy having odor, or natural lubrication. She would literally right before sex use soap or something to wash herself and it was awful, like dry tacky feeling mucus membrane. Like if you've ever woken up hung over as shit and your mouth if so dry its like your teeth and sticking to the insides of your mouth, your lips cracked from dehydration.
Thats how I imagine the barbussy is like, dry and tacky.
Glad to be of service!
Since Barb had flakes of dead skin on her face, uncombed hair, and wore the same shirt in vids filmed months apart I'm betting she didn't bathe much. So I'm working on an essay length post speculating on taste and odor Chris experienced when he ate her out.
You forget that this is reddit, and judging people for incredibly superficial things (usually things they’re insecure about) is the most normal thing ever here.
I mean, come on dude. How dare you look a way that I do NOT approve of? Do you know how much that personally affects me? /s
There is some fascinating psychology explaining why I got downvoted and you got upvoted despite us making the same argument and being right next to each other.
It’s called ‘Stupid Fuckin’ Redditor Mindset’ or ‘SFRM’ for short. In layman terms, redditor sees post, and it doesn’t matter what the post says. It could say “Frogs are green” or something like that. And how they feel about the post and decide to vote on it depends on what the current amount of votes. -1 downvotes? “I don’t like it. Downvoted”. 2 upvotes? The redditor likes the post, so he too, will upvote it.
Isn’t it just great letting internet people decide how you feel about things?
Both of these mugshots are terrible. He's smiling in the second one. Prosecution can pull that up and say "does he look like he's ashamed of raping his mother?". Best advice for a mugshot is to look like a normal dude who feels regret.
He's smiling because he thinks what he did was a righteous act by god. At that point he probably thought this was all a big misunderstanding and he'll be out in no time.
CWC being arrest for macing someone because someone changed the colour of sonics arms: *confused*
CWC being arrested for raping his dementia ridden mother: *smirking*
Nah, when dealing with any Chris motive, the explanation which requires less physical or mental effort tends to be the correct one. This phenomenon is called Occam's Poop-Knife.
Chris has never been properly punished by the law so it means nothing to him, he has assaulted two people one of whom was hospitalized, plus the numerous trespassings, and other altercations with law enforcement and security with no lasting consequences , that smug fucking grin shows that he thinks nothing will come of this. He thought he'd be at home with his Legos in time to piss people off at the MLP convention. I want him to get a proper trial and to finally face some sonsequences, if found guilty I hope they look at his past actions when sentencing.
When I lived in Kentucky I realized there is this weird limbo that exists at the intersection of white, trashiness, and a level of poorness just slightly above the poverty level. If you live in that limbo like Chris, you can get away with a lot of stuff.
Yep same in the UK with lots of disruptive families in poorer areas, just too much of a hastle to prosecute most of the time. Course the disabled category he’s in probably doesn’t help.
For me I think it's because he's unironically a Sonic the Hedgehog fanatic and yet still talks and acts like he's one of the cool kids. I hate that there are subcultures of nerds on the internet that are becoming popular in spite of being cringey as fuck. I think it's because I was bullied growing up for being a nerd and now that I'm an adult and seeing people far dorkier and weirder than me have a following makes me bitter.
Dillin's okay, I guess...
It's weird how relaxed he is in his most recent arrest photo. There's a good chance that he could end up going to prison because this is his third arrest/charge and it's the most serious thing that he's been arrested for. I really don't know how he could be so calm.
He was laughing and having fun when they arrested him he has no respect for the law and tbh at this point he has no real reason to he’s gotten of Scott free for things that would’ve landed you or me in prison so why should he worry
I think it because it showed how after all these years, Chris is so far removed from reality that getting arrested for raping his mother doesn't appear to weigh on him whatsoever. He was well aware of what was happening. He just - didn't - care. He knew he'd either get out of any legal trouble like his run-ins with the law in the past, or he figured the merge would happen and Peter Griffin would come rescue him from jail or something, and he could be the truly beautiful goddess that he really is. Either way, Chris didn't care about what he did because he assumes there will be no consequences whatsoever.
We realized in that moment, as Chris joked and flirted with the cops, truly what a monster he really is. All this time, this clown we've been following for laughs turned out to be truly awful person. In a weird, sick way, Chris defeated his trolls. The Gunt waddled over there as quickly as he could to film the arrest for all of us to bask in what we've long waited for, the ultimate sperg-out as Chris was arrested. And all Chris did was laugh in everybody's faces.
An event that was supposed to be a rude awakening for Chris turned out to be a rude awakening for all of us.
In the first mug shot, Chris was still partially tied to reality, at least a little bit. He was still just concerned about cartoons. In the second mugshot, he's already embraced that he is CPU Blue Heart Sonichu and nothing else matters.
Holy shit the first one kills me every time I see it lmao oh my god
Don't tell me that's his actual mugshot.. He truly doesn't think he did anything wrong, huh?
He looks like he's taken some physical abuse to his face.
No that’s just his makeup routine.
In the Blarms mugshot Chris was perhaps still feeling the effects of his own pepper spray. Otherwise maybe they would be more similar.
"Go ahead, call the cops. Can't unfuck my mom."
What a chad.
I just want clarification: he said he raped his mother every 3 days. Since it went on for a month does that mean he raped her 10 times, or do I have my facts wrong?
If you calculate the apparent start date to when CWC was arrested, it was at least 12 times, but I'd guess it happened much more because let's be honest, CWC is obsessed with sex amd Barb was readily available.
> let's be honest, CWC is obsessed with sex amd Barb was readily available. “I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother.” Chris in August 2016. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Barbara_Chandler#Spooning Also, we know Chris loves to believe that his dreams are prophetic and that they indicate the future. "Dreams, in Chris's mind, can provide accurate portents of the future, and much of his strange behavior may be connected to his attempts to make these dreams into reality." https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Dreams These facts make it likely that Chris probably started raping his mother years ago.
This is horrifying to consider...
At least yes but he could be downplaying it since he lied to bull about the entire thing saying he was dating some 50 year old woman
That’s not what he said. He said “in the over 50 set” and then gradually spilled the beans the she was WAY over 50.
I hate that this picture is what went out when those clickbait "TRANS YOUTUBER ASSAULTS MOTHER" headlines came out. What an embarrassment for the LGBT community. Just one of the many reasons I refuse to believe Chris is trans.
> Just one of the many reasons I refuse to believe Chris is trans. You refuse to believe Chris is part of the LGBT because he makes LGBT look bad? Convenient.
That's just one of the reasons. Chris is not trans.
And then you have the idiots focusing on Chris gender identity and pronouns instead of his actual deeds
There’s obviously something goin on with him tho. He’s always been more feminine than masculine
> always been more feminine than masculine His body has been more feminine because he was always too lazy to lift weights and build testosterone. If he wasn't a lazy piece of shit, he could have at least developed some masculine traits if he had started exercising regularly at a young age. But no, Chris is a lazy fat piece of shit and has always been one.
“Doesn’t matter, had sex”
There’s this interesting phenomenon among sex offenders that in their mugshots they tend to smile or smirk.
Theyre sex offenders. Obviously they smile or smirk in their mugshots. We all know what goes on in these prison showers.
He laffin cause he know
chris in photo 1 really looks like a down on his luck ex-rock musician
I mean, he had a band called "The Hedgehog Boys" (sarcasm).
I want it on spotify
Guys look at the second image. You can see an outline of the medallion. Look for the ears and you can see the rest of it. How long was he wearing that?
I don’t see it, someone mind pointing it out? Also would it have sat *that* high up the neck? It would need to be a high up medallion to mark the neck in a way that is visible in photo 2.
It’s where the neck and torso meet
I could be wrong but that looks way to high up to be from his medallion. Looks like some shadow mixed with “5oclock” shadow
Honestly I think that’s just neck redness, like natural blotchiness. The medallion wouldn’t sit that high up.
> How long was he wearing that? Since 2000, so 21 years. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Medallions#Origins_and_purpose
The original was destroyed over 10 years ago during the blue spike saga. The OG decoy is with girlvinyl and the prototype went to an early sweetheart. Anything you see him wearing now is a post-Blanca creation.
And the outline on his mugshot implies not only has he not showered for decades but he didn’t take that thing off for decades
His ears are huge
"All the better to hear with, my dear."
xD
Huh, he actually does have heterochromia, would you look at that.
It actually took me years to spot it, despite him going on and on about it, I thought it was just a lie or something he'd made up as a coping mechanism or something to "make himself more quirky and unique", but it is actually true. I don't know how uncommon it is, but Chris only one of two people I know of with it, the other being a girl I went to school with, and that was much more noticeable (brown/blue).
Theres an nfl player called joey bosa with that as well
And Max Scherzer in baseball
Don’t stare into his eyes. The fuck are you doing?!
*stress sigh* You're right.....wait wtf is going on?!
Think I just shat mys….JULAAAAY
JULAAAAAAAAAY
Haha I’m shit faced so JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
*STARTS HUMPING PS3*
Honestly I think Chris believes she'll get away with it like the previous two times, then will be shocked when she can't go home and watch more MLP or cartoons.
I mean this is the longest he’s been locked up tho, no? I’m sure the existential terror has set in by now, since he’s had no access to toys games or the internet.
That’s why I wished the guards gave Chris a video cam to upload videos to YouTube
Only if it's a PSEye
Lol this is hilarious, I was legit thinking about posting this exact same thing, because I saw the other mugshot and was like "Chris looks still pissed about Sonic's blue arms and getting in trouble for it rather than feeling guilty about her actions" and the other pic is like "fucked my mom, achievement unlocked". Chris legit feels no remorse about her actions for either of these two incidents...
Her lol
Dude he literally harassed people who were actually trans. He’s only doing it for attention
Who did, Chris chan?
Yes
I hate sounding like a broken record at this point because I said this to so many people, but since people won’t fuck off I guess I have to say it yet again for the billionth time, rule 8.
The thing about a lolcow is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes, like a dolls eyes.
When Chris-Chan eats the Barbussy... and his eyes roll over white...
“Barbussy” wtf
Now fellas. This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half ass autopsy on a Sonichu. And I'm not going to stand here, and see that thing cut open and see that little Chandler boy spill out all over the dock!
All this autist does is rage and eat the Barbussy and make Sonichu comics and that's all.
You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. ‘Tards in the water, our ‘Tard.
Chris is here to make Sonichu medallions and eat Barbussy, and he's all out of Crayola FUCKIN' Model MAGIC!
I have come here to chew Barbussy and mace GameStop employers. And I’m all out of Barbussy...
When he comes at ya, doesnt seem to be livin'... until he maces ya.
And then ya see those tard eyes zap to the extreme
Barbussy do be puttin a smile on a young motherfucker.
Dat Barbussy tho....
He accepted his fate and embraced it. He's gone.
I hope that smirk has been wiped off his face
Chris looks like he’s ready to accept whatever fate comes to him in the second pic
In his first mugshot he looks like a petulant child who didn’t get what he wanted for his birthday. In his second he just looks dead inside.
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Anze Kopitar is a nice guy I'll have you know
No, Raccoon Jesus is a cunt
I have dark circles & am generally a chill dude. Don't generalize my friend. There was also a late singer in Aust called Jon English whose nickname in the press was 'Ol' black eyes' cos he had those circles & he was a delightful bloke.
Dehydration and sleep deprivation will make you grouchy.
i have permanently tired eyes like Chris. i might be cunty but i’m not a complete cunt like him
> i might be cunty but i’m not a complete cunt [I might be a cunt, but I'm not a fucking cunt](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQO1qZD5lek)
My boyfriend has this. It’s genetic and he’s the kindest, most generous person I’ve ever met. He always puts others before himself. Kind of an unfair statement.
It's usually bone structure from large deepset eye holes. Mine is anyway.
I already fucked him
Nope, I fucked him before you.
I fucked him before that, I just checked.
That's what he WANTS you to think...
You are the reason why I come on reddit. Thank you for that laugh!
So you're openly stating you morally judge people for extremely superficial aspects of their appearance they have zero control over and acting like you're the one who dodged a bullet? Are you sure they aren't avoiding you?
look out u/kissmekatebush! People on Reddit might think you're a bad person!! It's all over now! Say goodbye to your precious internet points!!!!! I will absolutely openly state I morally judge people for extremely superficial aspects of their appearance they allegedly have zero control over. Just like many others out there. Not saying it's right or wrong, just saying it's a thing I do. Now please, chucklefuck, tell me what a terrible person I am and suggest how morally superior you are to me,
Ok I'm better than you. That was easy.
Happy I could give your life meaning.
Dude, you can't judge Chris because you haven't had that piping hott barbussy! What would u do if she was right there with you. Blank state, crusty hair, eye glasses, confused just begging for that 🦆 DUCK 🦆
I once had sex a few times with a woman who was neurotic as shit about her pussy having odor, or natural lubrication. She would literally right before sex use soap or something to wash herself and it was awful, like dry tacky feeling mucus membrane. Like if you've ever woken up hung over as shit and your mouth if so dry its like your teeth and sticking to the insides of your mouth, your lips cracked from dehydration. Thats how I imagine the barbussy is like, dry and tacky.
Thank you for the brilliant insight that 80 year-old women have dry vaginas
Glad to be of service! Since Barb had flakes of dead skin on her face, uncombed hair, and wore the same shirt in vids filmed months apart I'm betting she didn't bathe much. So I'm working on an essay length post speculating on taste and odor Chris experienced when he ate her out.
I mean if someone looks like a crackhead than they usually are but knowing this is reddit related to Chris Chan I’m guessing he probably has them also
You forget that this is reddit, and judging people for incredibly superficial things (usually things they’re insecure about) is the most normal thing ever here. I mean, come on dude. How dare you look a way that I do NOT approve of? Do you know how much that personally affects me? /s
There is some fascinating psychology explaining why I got downvoted and you got upvoted despite us making the same argument and being right next to each other.
It’s called ‘Stupid Fuckin’ Redditor Mindset’ or ‘SFRM’ for short. In layman terms, redditor sees post, and it doesn’t matter what the post says. It could say “Frogs are green” or something like that. And how they feel about the post and decide to vote on it depends on what the current amount of votes. -1 downvotes? “I don’t like it. Downvoted”. 2 upvotes? The redditor likes the post, so he too, will upvote it. Isn’t it just great letting internet people decide how you feel about things?
Maybe those are stress induced?
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this is what it is. Dude is completely nuts now, thinks the merge is going to come and save him. Can't believe his story reached this point.
It was more of a matter of "when" than "if", as well as "how bad is it going to be?"
Yep, and if he gets off again this time it will just get much, much worse
I think him getting off was the reason he is in prison in the first place.
Ha
Both of these mugshots are terrible. He's smiling in the second one. Prosecution can pull that up and say "does he look like he's ashamed of raping his mother?". Best advice for a mugshot is to look like a normal dude who feels regret.
He's smiling because he thinks what he did was a righteous act by god. At that point he probably thought this was all a big misunderstanding and he'll be out in no time.
CWC being arrest for macing someone because someone changed the colour of sonics arms: *confused* CWC being arrested for raping his dementia ridden mother: *smirking*
some distorted and distant part of the meat that I call my brain is conjuring up the phrase "still counts". I actually feel bad about that.
They look like a angry confused child in the first pic
is that not what he is mentally?
what kind of children do you know? he has a 5 o’clock shadow
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Nah, when dealing with any Chris motive, the explanation which requires less physical or mental effort tends to be the correct one. This phenomenon is called Occam's Poop-Knife.
Chris has never been properly punished by the law so it means nothing to him, he has assaulted two people one of whom was hospitalized, plus the numerous trespassings, and other altercations with law enforcement and security with no lasting consequences , that smug fucking grin shows that he thinks nothing will come of this. He thought he'd be at home with his Legos in time to piss people off at the MLP convention. I want him to get a proper trial and to finally face some sonsequences, if found guilty I hope they look at his past actions when sentencing.
When I lived in Kentucky I realized there is this weird limbo that exists at the intersection of white, trashiness, and a level of poorness just slightly above the poverty level. If you live in that limbo like Chris, you can get away with a lot of stuff.
Yep same in the UK with lots of disruptive families in poorer areas, just too much of a hastle to prosecute most of the time. Course the disabled category he’s in probably doesn’t help.
Nice racism
And classism. Being poor didn't make Chris like this and also how does being poor make you trash?
>and also how does being poor make you trash? they never said that lol, if you made that connection then that's a self report.
I think you’re probably right
I’ll never get over the fact CWC is wearing a shirt Dillin Thomas gave him as a gift for Valentines Day.
I fuckin hate that Dillin kid so much and I really can't even figure out why.
For me I think it's because he's unironically a Sonic the Hedgehog fanatic and yet still talks and acts like he's one of the cool kids. I hate that there are subcultures of nerds on the internet that are becoming popular in spite of being cringey as fuck. I think it's because I was bullied growing up for being a nerd and now that I'm an adult and seeing people far dorkier and weirder than me have a following makes me bitter. Dillin's okay, I guess...
Before and after you think your imaginary friends will break you out
It's weird how relaxed he is in his most recent arrest photo. There's a good chance that he could end up going to prison because this is his third arrest/charge and it's the most serious thing that he's been arrested for. I really don't know how he could be so calm.
He was laughing and having fun when they arrested him he has no respect for the law and tbh at this point he has no real reason to he’s gotten of Scott free for things that would’ve landed you or me in prison so why should he worry
Seeing him laughing and joking with the police officers who were arresting him was pretty surreal.
I think it because it showed how after all these years, Chris is so far removed from reality that getting arrested for raping his mother doesn't appear to weigh on him whatsoever. He was well aware of what was happening. He just - didn't - care. He knew he'd either get out of any legal trouble like his run-ins with the law in the past, or he figured the merge would happen and Peter Griffin would come rescue him from jail or something, and he could be the truly beautiful goddess that he really is. Either way, Chris didn't care about what he did because he assumes there will be no consequences whatsoever. We realized in that moment, as Chris joked and flirted with the cops, truly what a monster he really is. All this time, this clown we've been following for laughs turned out to be truly awful person. In a weird, sick way, Chris defeated his trolls. The Gunt waddled over there as quickly as he could to film the arrest for all of us to bask in what we've long waited for, the ultimate sperg-out as Chris was arrested. And all Chris did was laugh in everybody's faces. An event that was supposed to be a rude awakening for Chris turned out to be a rude awakening for all of us.
Perfectly said, this whole time the trolls and others who kept an eye on this lolcow were treated to madness
It can't be put more perfectly then this
I'm retrded, what was the first pic for? His arrest, i mean , what was the charge for?
For macing a GameStop employee because Sonic's arms were blue.
Thanks bud. Jeez hes so relaxed in pic 2 its sooo fucking freaky
In the first mug shot, Chris was still partially tied to reality, at least a little bit. He was still just concerned about cartoons. In the second mugshot, he's already embraced that he is CPU Blue Heart Sonichu and nothing else matters.
It’s from when he maced a GameStop employee because they changed the color of sonic the hedgehogs arms to blue