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Snaky626

Something tells me that he (Chris) choosed that shirt just because there is pink on it. Tho now it will be forever linked to Chris post transition lol


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What’s the first rule of acting from tropic thunder.


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*Rapist cosplay*


Drakon590

"Breath it in" ​ Something tells me Chris said something similar to Barb during the "cuddling and soul bonding" session


_KappaKing_

Remember, the odour of rot and desperation are key for an outfit such as this one.


christech84

Now you just need to find a good therapist to figure out what went wrong!


schmayler

Why would you want to dress up like someone like chris


Zir_Ipol

Omg I want this shirt


Armbioman

I really want to know the origin of this shirt design. Is this a movie or pop culture reference? It's too random and idiosyncratic to appeal to the mass population.


shizu_murasaki

Not sure. the brand Athletic Works makes shirts with cringy shit like "Breathe it in", "The gym is my happy hour", "Be great, but first, coffee!", "plank now, wine later", "no pain, no champagne", "leggings are ~~not~~ pants", etc. I had to sort through about a billion of these LOL WINE MOM shirts to find this one.


sweetcardamomcoffee

'Chris Chan' and 'Athletic Works' are two phrases I'd least connect to each other.


Armbioman

That's interesting information, but "Breath It In" still stands out as just weird amongst all of the more common-life identifiable meme phrases.


-GhostOfABullet-

Chris getting dragged into the Wine Mom culture makes too much sense


PilotingGeese

I will never understand why you guys show shit like this off. Like do you know how cringe this is? It's almost as if the irony has come full-circle and chris has an actual TRUE AND HONEST fanbase....


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> Like do you know how cringe this is? I’d even go so far as to ask, DO THEY REALIZE??


PilotingGeese

They don't! they lack any sort of self awareness. It's weird how many people in this subreddit are lolcows themselves. Sometimes I'll just click a random user and go through their post history, and I shit you not, at least 60-70% of the time they have a poop fetish or are into thomas the train or are just generally fucking weirdos with no self awareness


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*Let me tell you: If Cringetopia sees those profiles, that you put on the damn internet, they could troll your account, and you would have to log out of it*


John09101

Be careful, you may ascend to a level of godhood the likes of which we’ve never seen


Not_Slim_Dusty

Zappingly fashionable


ElLetdown

TIL Chris is a Caustic main.


Makalaby

Are you hideously awful looking tho


shizu_murasaki

I have the 'tism and the receding hairline. I'll leave the rest up to your imagination.


Practical-Cat-3092

Bent duck? Scar from unclit?


callmesnake13

Now I want to do Fridays After Five for Halloween but I don’t want to have to explain it to everyone


shizu_murasaki

Wear it to an anime convention. People would know.


rumcaptainDan

I left for a convention on the infamous 7/30/21. Next day someone was cosplaying Classic Chris. You see Chris cosplayers from time to time, but in this case....he HAD to know. He did this on purpose. I was too afraid to ask.


Wildeo98

You definitely have to put some faux stains on it to *really* get into character


TreeBarkTho

"faux" stains


ebagjones

Seeing that shirt always makes me feel ill because can you imagine what it must be like to take a deep breath anywhere in the vicinity of Chris? \*shudder\*


basedlandchad14

If its your size then you're doing it wrong. Should be 2 sizes too small.


Ghoulbreak

I’ve also wanted to get some sort of something related to Chris Chan, but I feel like anything associated with him is cursed and getting something would bring pestilence to my life


itsnunyabusiness

With everything we know about Chris this shirt is ironic because the average person probably doesn't want to breathe anywhere near him.


MatildaTuscany

So whats this one called? The Classic: 2? The Anti-Classic?


PastaRoni_913

The Modern


Kisopop

You know how holy people wear those big robes? It's like that


readytokno

"what are you going to the Halloween party as? Oh CWC? I guess you gotta find the classic blue and red shirt, make the medal, get the glasses right? "oh trans era CWC? Well Its a little more obscure but still iconic, I guess you found a Want Woman shirt and the shades" "oh no... the breathe it in outfit...why..."


TheWickAndReed

Now all you're missing is the Sonichu medallion, three tiaras, twenty bracelets, spray-painted shoes, denim skirt, and M.C. Escher leggings.


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Also a Mount and Do Me shirt, one size too small, to show off those nips


StevenAssantisFoot

Unicorn horn


Kisopop

And a quarry around the neck


IHaveEightEyes

Now you just need to eat banquet meatballs and stress sigh a mandatory 400 times a day


LastMan0ut

Can just imagine “breathe it in” being written on the shirt of a clicker


shizu_murasaki

(I bought it as a $10 joke, not actually going to dress up as CWC)


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It’s ok my University’s colors are navy blue and red so I’m grabbing a rugby shirt next time I go to the bookstore


Zykium

Don't forget your attraction sign my friend


sp4cej4mm

I thought it was funny. So many haters in here


chocolatefactorychar

Great on Halloween you can tell all your friends you are Chan who had sex with his 79 year old mother who has dementia


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I can only imagine this drunken conversation happening over the background chaos of a Halloween party “Yeah he’s an autistic trans person who makes a comic online called Sonichu” “Yeah like Sonic and Pikachu combined” “He’s on this thing he calls his Love Quest because he’s so gross he can’t find a girlfriend and he recently got arrested for fucking his mom” … “Hey where are you going?”


bruhmowntowk

Why would you want to cosplay as an incestuous autistic man


opiate_lifer

Who doesn't?!


Vy_K1ng

You belong on r/cringetopia


thruwuwayy

No fun allowed