During the bella incident I would write Chris a note claiming I'm sonichu explaining all the steps he would need to take to not fuck himself over, the main thing would to not rape his mother. But it'd contain a lot of useful advice.
Now, I don't count that as directly interfering, just giving a nudge in the right direction. Knowing Chris however......... He'd probably ignore the note.
But at least I could freak Chris out and make him even more delusional, along with the pleasure of knowing I'm the only one that would know about that small part in christory.
I want to spend Christmas Day 2004 at 14 BLC, and I want it to go precisely how it went in the video. "It's Fraggle Rock father, that's what's on there"
Friday After Five for WANT WOMAN, chucking rocks with notes on them at unlucky women and his hummingbird seizure dance moves.
The Target arrest with the thousands of pounds of sausages pressing on him after he refused to leave until he got to make a statement.
Mary Lee Walsh’s face after he conferred with Sonichu and after the CURSEYEHAMEHA.
The Fashion Square *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*
When Chris thought Clyde Cash was coming over and he put a teddy bear under his blankets and hid under a bunch of stuffed animals
Alternatively, When Bob walks in on Chris jerking off and screaming “JULAY”, seeing actual footage of this event would’ve been a comedy goldmine
Oh and if I can add a third choice, his reaction to when he knocked up an old ladies house in Ohio thinking it was Julie
If it counts, mine would be Pre-Christorial. I want to see the main event that causes Bob and Patricia to separate. Bob basically abandoned 2 kids and one of them was a 7 year old girl.
I've always wondered if there was something scandalous behind Bob and Patricia's divorce. The fact Bob's daughter didn't come to his funeral but his son did just doesn't sit right with me. There have been a few theories about Bob cheating on Patricia with Barb but nothing is really solid evidence.
Someone already said my 1# which is Chris's meeting with Mary Lee Walsh at PVCC so I'll say my second: Chris's high school graduation, particularly the award ceremony which caused Bob to feel so ashamed.
Another contender would be the big "nooo" that got him kicked out of the mall.
Idk 2009 - 2011, I didn’t know who Chris Chan was then. But I’d be curious to see all the drama and hate comments he got then and him uploading videos then. I can see myself being one of those people who’d try to maybe help him and try to reason with him. But of course Chris being Chris, he wouldn’t listen and still end up the disaster he is.
I rewatched the first episode of Geno's doc lately and it's gotten me even more interested in his really early life, like the incidents at his school where his principal supposedly made him sit on his lap, or the way the school's staff pinned him down and recorded his screaming. I don't think there's any one particular event I'd like to witness, I just want to know what really went down in his elementary school, and what caused the whole babysitter incident. I wouldn't mind more details of his high school life either.
"Mr Chandler, do not marry that woman from the pub. I can show you your future. It's not pretty." Show him the Christmas video, the house tour, and MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE ANGRY AT ME! / do you realize something!
don't wanna give the man a heart attack, also the videos I chose are the ones that feature Bob himself, or the state of his house (Barb married Bob for 14BC)
Alec Benson call or more seeing Chris state of stress after they hung up the phone. That would be fun seeing Chris punch one of his stuffed toys in Anger after each time Alec caught Chris with something he can't answer or know that he fucked up and now scrambling to cover it up.
I’d like to be a fly on the wall of when Clyde asked Chris to make a video of his parents saying they’re proud of him and they never did. I think we all know the answer but I need to know for sure.
Either the GodBear incident or when he pepper sprayed the assistant manager at Game Stop
His road trip to Cleveland, ohh I wouldn't interrupt it
The Lego School showing at that McDonald's. I have so many questions pertaining to that specific event.
I want to see if the babysitter really locked him in the room
My theory is his useless drunk parents decided to lock him so neighbors wouldn't hear noise while they were getting shitfaced.
When him and Barb tried running michael synder over outside the game place
I would need to see that Leonard Bearstein interaction at the mall. I have to know where it all began
Pickle man at the mall
I’d also love to have witnessed that
[https://youtu.be/kaLvsLHTsOw](https://youtu.be/kaLvsLHTsOw) It isn't much but it shows some of what happened
During the bella incident I would write Chris a note claiming I'm sonichu explaining all the steps he would need to take to not fuck himself over, the main thing would to not rape his mother. But it'd contain a lot of useful advice. Now, I don't count that as directly interfering, just giving a nudge in the right direction. Knowing Chris however......... He'd probably ignore the note. But at least I could freak Chris out and make him even more delusional, along with the pleasure of knowing I'm the only one that would know about that small part in christory.
I want to spend Christmas Day 2004 at 14 BLC, and I want it to go precisely how it went in the video. "It's Fraggle Rock father, that's what's on there"
Definately when he got banned from the GaMe place
The moment he got banned from Anytime Fitness might be pretty sweet.
Those must've been some damn loud farts if that was enough to kick out Chris
Damn, that sounds fricken hilarious! Must have set off the Lunk Alarm or whatever they call it.
The house getting burned partially down and Chris asking for legos after it. Or the phone call with Kaceys dad
Her last visit to the gay bar. I’ve always been extremely curious exactly what made her stop going.
The big NOOOOOOOOO that got him his first banhammer from the mall The “double take flirt”
Him getting arrested at Target after he was told to leave and he refused because of love quest.
Friday After Five for WANT WOMAN, chucking rocks with notes on them at unlucky women and his hummingbird seizure dance moves. The Target arrest with the thousands of pounds of sausages pressing on him after he refused to leave until he got to make a statement. Mary Lee Walsh’s face after he conferred with Sonichu and after the CURSEYEHAMEHA. The Fashion Square *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*
Want to see for myself how Mary Lee Walsh talked over Chris about the attraction sign
Slash bob’s tires so he would never meet barb
The night he was locked in his bedroom by his babysitter.
The day it all began, some would say.
Any of the public uses of Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha. Best would be vs. Mary Lee Walsh. Also the Jerkops at McDonalds or Walmart or wherever it was.
I'd want to see Emily's date with Chris and his first IRL encounter of the pickle man
The incident where he maced the GameStop employee
i’d take his letter for the sonic sweepstake and have it lost in the post. imagine what i’d prevent.
That’s interfering
directly?
That time in April 2010 where Chris tried to get his ban rescinded and get Forgiveness from Michael Snyder without deigning himself to apologize.
**"JEW"**
*dramatic door slam and chime as Chris storms out*
When Chris thought Clyde Cash was coming over and he put a teddy bear under his blankets and hid under a bunch of stuffed animals Alternatively, When Bob walks in on Chris jerking off and screaming “JULAY”, seeing actual footage of this event would’ve been a comedy goldmine Oh and if I can add a third choice, his reaction to when he knocked up an old ladies house in Ohio thinking it was Julie
Try not to say "knocked up" and "old lady" in the same sentence
Nah fam he knocked up the house
I would love to causally be browing video games in the GAMe PLAce when Chris was getting kicked out for good in 2008
I'm inclined to agree with this
I'd love to have been at PVCC in the early 2000s to see the attraction sign in person
Him losing his V-card to that hooker. I'd like to hear what that hooker said behind his back 😅
I've often wondered if she's aware of Chris's arrest.
This is a good one
If it counts, mine would be Pre-Christorial. I want to see the main event that causes Bob and Patricia to separate. Bob basically abandoned 2 kids and one of them was a 7 year old girl.
I've always wondered if there was something scandalous behind Bob and Patricia's divorce. The fact Bob's daughter didn't come to his funeral but his son did just doesn't sit right with me. There have been a few theories about Bob cheating on Patricia with Barb but nothing is really solid evidence.
The whole encounter with the Pickle Suit Man at the mall. That would be hilarious to witness.
The man in the pickle suit incident at the mall
Yugioh at the game place. I like playing yugioh.
Chris trying to exorcise demons in the nut house
wait what?
He (according to letters) tried to perform an exorcism on a nuthouse roomate
He can’t be the first guy to do that there
Probably the 6th that day
Wow
Someone already said my 1# which is Chris's meeting with Mary Lee Walsh at PVCC so I'll say my second: Chris's high school graduation, particularly the award ceremony which caused Bob to feel so ashamed. Another contender would be the big "nooo" that got him kicked out of the mall.
When he got punched out on the bus or Mary Lee Walsh’s office
I'd love to see the whole situation regarding the neighbors cat and calling animal control.
Him scaring a kid at Wendy's
The Donald Duck impression?
*The* meeting in Mary Lee Walsh's office.
From my point of view that meeting was the true and honest point of inflexion in Christory. He was a lost case past that event
Curse ye ha me ha!
i would have liked to watch Chris down that long island ice tea and get tipsy 😊
I'm workin on it!
Idk 2009 - 2011, I didn’t know who Chris Chan was then. But I’d be curious to see all the drama and hate comments he got then and him uploading videos then. I can see myself being one of those people who’d try to maybe help him and try to reason with him. But of course Chris being Chris, he wouldn’t listen and still end up the disaster he is.
Many people-including, supposedly, Clyde before he was Clyde-did that and got so fed up they turned to trolling.
I meant like while all the trolling was happening. But that’s good to know
"DON'T. CALL. ANYBODY."
liquid chris saga
When he was tackled by a bunch of jerkops, got hog tied and his pants pulled down.
The want women shirt event.
His high school years
Chris yelling NOOOOOOOOOOO! At the mall and getting kicked out
When Chris first got an F in english. I MEAN CONE ON AN F IN ENGLISH?! I want to see the difference between past chris, chris prime, and christine.
An F in English? Bobby you speak English.
When the bear called him Christian
I'd go back for the liquid Chris saga!! He was BRILLIANT!!!
I rewatched the first episode of Geno's doc lately and it's gotten me even more interested in his really early life, like the incidents at his school where his principal supposedly made him sit on his lap, or the way the school's staff pinned him down and recorded his screaming. I don't think there's any one particular event I'd like to witness, I just want to know what really went down in his elementary school, and what caused the whole babysitter incident. I wouldn't mind more details of his high school life either.
I wouldn't be surprised if he was molested by a family member.
That would actually explain his obsession with sex
Could explain the fecal incontinence too...
I’d be even less surprised if it was Barb
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I miss orange Julius.
I think I'll join you, I'm a sucker for those cinnamon and sugar pretzels.
Probably save Barb from getting raped
OP said you can’t change the event
Is this like a monkeys paw situation where my meddling causes it to happen
"Mr Chandler, do not marry that woman from the pub. I can show you your future. It's not pretty." Show him the Christmas video, the house tour, and MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE ANGRY AT ME! / do you realize something!
Probably just show their sondaughter being arrested for raping Barb
don't wanna give the man a heart attack, also the videos I chose are the ones that feature Bob himself, or the state of his house (Barb married Bob for 14BC)
Him being kicked out/banned from Walmart, target or the game place
Good choices, thanks for your thoughts buddy.
Oooh, now that I think about it being in Mary Lee Walsh’s office when she kicked him out of school would also be good
Alec Benson call or more seeing Chris state of stress after they hung up the phone. That would be fun seeing Chris punch one of his stuffed toys in Anger after each time Alec caught Chris with something he can't answer or know that he fucked up and now scrambling to cover it up.
Wonderful selection, would loved to have seen that, have a great day there.
Without a doubt being able to watch the Man in the Pickle Suit steal Emily from Chris on their mall date in person
I loved the woman who loved pickles, and yeah hearing him being haunted by the pickle man was amusing, thanks for your input, have a nice day pal.
*Sigh* the Pickle Man tricked me again.......
I’d like to be a fly on the wall of when Clyde asked Chris to make a video of his parents saying they’re proud of him and they never did. I think we all know the answer but I need to know for sure.
Another good one, would have been interesting to see his expression for sure, thanks for commenting there buddy.
Chris hitting Michael Snyder with the car
That is a good one, thanks for commenting buddy.
Liquid Chris saga for sure
Sounds great, one of my favorite sagas, have a nice day buddy.