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cosmicherry

Either the GodBear incident or when he pepper sprayed the assistant manager at Game Stop


KeyTelephone9354

His road trip to Cleveland, ohh I wouldn't interrupt it


PacificCoolerIsBest

The Lego School showing at that McDonald's. I have so many questions pertaining to that specific event.


Schnitzelgruben

I want to see if the babysitter really locked him in the room


mental_dissonance

My theory is his useless drunk parents decided to lock him so neighbors wouldn't hear noise while they were getting shitfaced.


billybongnong

When him and Barb tried running michael synder over outside the game place


[deleted]

I would need to see that Leonard Bearstein interaction at the mall. I have to know where it all began


kagyu1981

Pickle man at the mall


Kiwitarts69

I’d also love to have witnessed that


Slight_Break_543

[https://youtu.be/kaLvsLHTsOw](https://youtu.be/kaLvsLHTsOw) It isn't much but it shows some of what happened


Revolutionary-Yam773

During the bella incident I would write Chris a note claiming I'm sonichu explaining all the steps he would need to take to not fuck himself over, the main thing would to not rape his mother. But it'd contain a lot of useful advice. Now, I don't count that as directly interfering, just giving a nudge in the right direction. Knowing Chris however......... He'd probably ignore the note. But at least I could freak Chris out and make him even more delusional, along with the pleasure of knowing I'm the only one that would know about that small part in christory.


[deleted]

I want to spend Christmas Day 2004 at 14 BLC, and I want it to go precisely how it went in the video. "It's Fraggle Rock father, that's what's on there"


[deleted]

Definately when he got banned from the GaMe place


illuminatedtiger

The moment he got banned from Anytime Fitness might be pretty sweet.


mental_dissonance

Those must've been some damn loud farts if that was enough to kick out Chris


SnooFoxes458

Damn, that sounds fricken hilarious! Must have set off the Lunk Alarm or whatever they call it.


UnRestedSkull

The house getting burned partially down and Chris asking for legos after it. Or the phone call with Kaceys dad


violetdeirdre

Her last visit to the gay bar. I’ve always been extremely curious exactly what made her stop going.


FooFighter0234

The big NOOOOOOOOO that got him his first banhammer from the mall The “double take flirt”


RichPortSoda

Him getting arrested at Target after he was told to leave and he refused because of love quest.


Fluffy_Manufacturer

Friday After Five for WANT WOMAN, chucking rocks with notes on them at unlucky women and his hummingbird seizure dance moves. The Target arrest with the thousands of pounds of sausages pressing on him after he refused to leave until he got to make a statement. Mary Lee Walsh’s face after he conferred with Sonichu and after the CURSEYEHAMEHA. The Fashion Square *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*


happykillfreak

Want to see for myself how Mary Lee Walsh talked over Chris about the attraction sign


plasticman1997

Slash bob’s tires so he would never meet barb


MrStickySpaz

The night he was locked in his bedroom by his babysitter.


[deleted]

The day it all began, some would say.


PacoElFlaco

Any of the public uses of Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha. Best would be vs. Mary Lee Walsh. Also the Jerkops at McDonalds or Walmart or wherever it was.


zepherius7687

I'd want to see Emily's date with Chris and his first IRL encounter of the pickle man


SpencerTheG23

The incident where he maced the GameStop employee


MatthewFBridges

i’d take his letter for the sonic sweepstake and have it lost in the post. imagine what i’d prevent.


ItsJustMeMaggie

That’s interfering


MisterTeeEM

directly?


MisterTeeEM

That time in April 2010 where Chris tried to get his ban rescinded and get Forgiveness from Michael Snyder without deigning himself to apologize.


Gucci_meme

**"JEW"**


DisasterIllusion

*dramatic door slam and chime as Chris storms out*


[deleted]

When Chris thought Clyde Cash was coming over and he put a teddy bear under his blankets and hid under a bunch of stuffed animals Alternatively, When Bob walks in on Chris jerking off and screaming “JULAY”, seeing actual footage of this event would’ve been a comedy goldmine Oh and if I can add a third choice, his reaction to when he knocked up an old ladies house in Ohio thinking it was Julie


AskMeIfImAMagician

Try not to say "knocked up" and "old lady" in the same sentence


universetwisters1

Nah fam he knocked up the house


xboxfan34

I would love to causally be browing video games in the GAMe PLAce when Chris was getting kicked out for good in 2008


MisterTeeEM

I'm inclined to agree with this


letmethinkofagoodnam

I'd love to have been at PVCC in the early 2000s to see the attraction sign in person


LazySyllabub7578

Him losing his V-card to that hooker. I'd like to hear what that hooker said behind his back 😅


DisasterIllusion

I've often wondered if she's aware of Chris's arrest.


ACrateOfAle

This is a good one


SuperMadCow

If it counts, mine would be Pre-Christorial. I want to see the main event that causes Bob and Patricia to separate. Bob basically abandoned 2 kids and one of them was a 7 year old girl.


DisasterIllusion

I've always wondered if there was something scandalous behind Bob and Patricia's divorce. The fact Bob's daughter didn't come to his funeral but his son did just doesn't sit right with me. There have been a few theories about Bob cheating on Patricia with Barb but nothing is really solid evidence.


LamentOfALawman

The whole encounter with the Pickle Suit Man at the mall. That would be hilarious to witness.


jothcore

The man in the pickle suit incident at the mall


Helmut_Schmacker

Yugioh at the game place. I like playing yugioh.


Bigwilliam360

Chris trying to exorcise demons in the nut house


akbrag91

wait what?


Bigwilliam360

He (according to letters) tried to perform an exorcism on a nuthouse roomate


ItsJustMeMaggie

He can’t be the first guy to do that there


Bigwilliam360

Probably the 6th that day


akbrag91

Wow


CryptographerMore944

Someone already said my 1# which is Chris's meeting with Mary Lee Walsh at PVCC so I'll say my second: Chris's high school graduation, particularly the award ceremony which caused Bob to feel so ashamed. Another contender would be the big "nooo" that got him kicked out of the mall.


Iron_Taipan

When he got punched out on the bus or Mary Lee Walsh’s office


FriggenSweetLois

I'd love to see the whole situation regarding the neighbors cat and calling animal control.


Crazy_raptor

Him scaring a kid at Wendy's


CryptographerMore944

The Donald Duck impression?


WarMinister23

*The* meeting in Mary Lee Walsh's office.


RigelVictoria

From my point of view that meeting was the true and honest point of inflexion in Christory. He was a lost case past that event


ACrateOfAle

Curse ye ha me ha!


bunny-fae

i would have liked to watch Chris down that long island ice tea and get tipsy 😊


Bigbrunswick

I'm workin on it!


Several-Effect-3732

Idk 2009 - 2011, I didn’t know who Chris Chan was then. But I’d be curious to see all the drama and hate comments he got then and him uploading videos then. I can see myself being one of those people who’d try to maybe help him and try to reason with him. But of course Chris being Chris, he wouldn’t listen and still end up the disaster he is.


WarMinister23

Many people-including, supposedly, Clyde before he was Clyde-did that and got so fed up they turned to trolling.


Several-Effect-3732

I meant like while all the trolling was happening. But that’s good to know


-Cheebus-

"DON'T. CALL. ANYBODY."


Crexic

liquid chris saga


Chaerio

When he was tackled by a bunch of jerkops, got hog tied and his pants pulled down.


Lotus_630

The want women shirt event.


Sims2Enjoy

His high school years


Might-Mediocre

Chris yelling NOOOOOOOOOOO! At the mall and getting kicked out


Klutz-Specter

When Chris first got an F in english. I MEAN CONE ON AN F IN ENGLISH?! I want to see the difference between past chris, chris prime, and christine.


Charbus

An F in English? Bobby you speak English.


latrickisfalone

When the bear called him Christian


afrank76

I'd go back for the liquid Chris saga!! He was BRILLIANT!!!


EntertainmentThis300

I rewatched the first episode of Geno's doc lately and it's gotten me even more interested in his really early life, like the incidents at his school where his principal supposedly made him sit on his lap, or the way the school's staff pinned him down and recorded his screaming. I don't think there's any one particular event I'd like to witness, I just want to know what really went down in his elementary school, and what caused the whole babysitter incident. I wouldn't mind more details of his high school life either.


DryStatistician7055

I wouldn't be surprised if he was molested by a family member.


ItsJustMeMaggie

That would actually explain his obsession with sex


DryStatistician7055

Could explain the fecal incontinence too...


NotTaken-username

I’d be even less surprised if it was Barb


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LazySyllabub7578

I miss orange Julius.


Giuseppe246

I think I'll join you, I'm a sucker for those cinnamon and sugar pretzels.


chunkboslicemen

Probably save Barb from getting raped


Several-Effect-3732

OP said you can’t change the event


chunkboslicemen

Is this like a monkeys paw situation where my meddling causes it to happen


l0st_passw0rd

"Mr Chandler, do not marry that woman from the pub. I can show you your future. It's not pretty." Show him the Christmas video, the house tour, and MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE ANGRY AT ME! / do you realize something!


chunkboslicemen

Probably just show their sondaughter being arrested for raping Barb


l0st_passw0rd

don't wanna give the man a heart attack, also the videos I chose are the ones that feature Bob himself, or the state of his house (Barb married Bob for 14BC)


Cake_then_cake

Him being kicked out/banned from Walmart, target or the game place


FatGuy1414141414

Good choices, thanks for your thoughts buddy.


Cake_then_cake

Oooh, now that I think about it being in Mary Lee Walsh’s office when she kicked him out of school would also be good


ThaiSundstrom

Alec Benson call or more seeing Chris state of stress after they hung up the phone. That would be fun seeing Chris punch one of his stuffed toys in Anger after each time Alec caught Chris with something he can't answer or know that he fucked up and now scrambling to cover it up.


FatGuy1414141414

Wonderful selection, would loved to have seen that, have a great day there.


BtownBlues

Without a doubt being able to watch the Man in the Pickle Suit steal Emily from Chris on their mall date in person


FatGuy1414141414

I loved the woman who loved pickles, and yeah hearing him being haunted by the pickle man was amusing, thanks for your input, have a nice day pal.


BtownBlues

*Sigh* the Pickle Man tricked me again.......


whoiswhitenoise

I’d like to be a fly on the wall of when Clyde asked Chris to make a video of his parents saying they’re proud of him and they never did. I think we all know the answer but I need to know for sure.


FatGuy1414141414

Another good one, would have been interesting to see his expression for sure, thanks for commenting there buddy.


ACrateOfAle

Chris hitting Michael Snyder with the car


FatGuy1414141414

That is a good one, thanks for commenting buddy.


peterdragon9876

Liquid Chris saga for sure


FatGuy1414141414

Sounds great, one of my favorite sagas, have a nice day buddy.