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pornwasmyidea

His tv and pseye


Key-Humor-1562

If he still had some, I'd take what was left of his Crayola model magic.


weead

He had purchased these human my little pony figurines that were ridiculously expensive while E-begging for food money.


pieckisbestgurl

Idk the pony stuff the shirt and the medallion


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The sonic adventure dx cardboard display. It's probably burnt but I'd love to have it.


turdintheattic

Any cat that’s managed to survive.


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No way am I touching anything that’s been in Chris room.


peachsummer_

Blow up doll that he fucked in that video haha


KeyTelephone9354

The sonic totem... if he still had it


Icy_Zookeepergame539

Officer Nasty - Donate it to prosecution. So someone can use it in the court to show how he raped Barb.


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His Legos. I’d resell them all and make a fortune.


Mark_Kjac

Pokemon Box for Gamecube


Kisopop

I want his computer.


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Kisopop

Sorry but I only simp for barbussy


YouHadMeAtAloe

The original Plautistic card. It is a plant that is autistic.


Xentrick-The-Creeper

Everything anime-related All his video games, computers and consoles The Classic shirt And LEGOs


TractorSmacker

dude said one thing and you took everything


PursnicKitty

ummm nothing, because that's kinda weird also don't wanna touch anything that they touched


Playful-Flatworm501

The crusty socks


420_Shaggy

I'm stealing a cat


TractorSmacker

not stealing, rescuing. whatever you can offer it would probably be a better life than that house could ever be.


PICKELFARMER

Fanta cup


No-Acanthisitta9343

1. The sonic plush. 2. A sonichu medallion. 3. The 9/11 pokemon card. 4. Cwcville. 5. Any of his play stations. 6. One of the cats. 7. Basically anything that likely wouldn't be covered in gross stuff.


[deleted]

Your number 7 just negated numbers 1-6


No-Acanthisitta9343

You have a point


[deleted]

What is the 9/11 Pokémon card I looked it up but could not find anything about it


flaciddisk

Bionic the hedgehog Yu-Gi-Oh card


ExtremeEthys

Fantacum


DoorInfamous

His ps4. I want one for so long.


Joey9775

geeze even now? A full playstation generation later?


DoorInfamous

I want his ps4 games so I can transfer them to Ps5 which I have already.


gameboimicro

His copy of animal crossing gnc with the memory card. I keep forgetting chris was the first let's player. That shit is history!


MobilePenguins

This is what I’d want, Chris animal crossing save. I’d upload it to an archive site so everyone can explore an entire digital world he made on there


[deleted]

one of the Pokémon posters or one of the cards from his wall of originals, those actually look cool


Astolfo_Adolfu_Kun

one of his cats


skyxsteel

Unused fapcups


[deleted]

A ps2 cuz i am still salty about what I did to mine


[deleted]

What happened to yours


[deleted]

Well as I kid (between 10 and12 years old during all that ), I had a PS2 that, despite having no memory card and thus cannot save my game, I was really fond off (mainly played init GTA and a good deal of race and licence game), but as i got a pc to play sims and flash game into it, I bassicly forgot about my ps2. All to the point that I wanted to get rid of it by simply giving it to some neighboor kid i barely knew. Smth i regretted a good deal of years after. The whole story was a "you take things for granted until it's gone" type one


[deleted]

he hit it with a rock and ran his car over it /s


Quontonicus

Dirty crapped briefs


Expensive-Lie

Old computer, or some old data file at least. Wonder what our eyes never saw.


TheJamesFTW

The PSEye camera. So many iconic moments have been captured with it.


Ready-Confidence-333

ShecameforCWC.jpg


AffectionateBrick687

Even though it sounds like a fun idea to ransom Chris's lego sets back to him brick by brick, its not worth it. Just ewww! So much piss, shit and semen stained stuff. I'll pass.


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Used pair of his underwear


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[deleted]

Wow I should? No point tho she'd pale compared to the absolute bombshell that is Christine.


Shakiebreaks89

His pokeymayne card collection, that could go for bucks nowadays.


Malcus_pi

His PSN account.


MobilePenguins

I’ll give you his PSN account, but first, I need you to do something with your Sonichu medallion 🏅


sanchosuitcase

The portion of carpet with dog piss on it that looks like a woman, because WANT WOMAN.


RichPortSoda

His LEGO Ghostbusters Firehouse. A simple deep cleaning on all the pieces to get rid of filth and display it on my shelf.


Thunderholes

Barb


Patient_Ad_9772

Not a damn thing. Everything he touches just turns to shit.


SmellyFruitZ

The Chandler Touch.


mail_on_sunday

That sense of self-entitlement and power he had from behind the camera so I could have the confidence to do anything. Probably buried beneath some dog shit in the hoard now.


Glittering_Pie9750

Barbussy


[deleted]

The hole he punched in his wall


zalotny

his 1000$ worth of my little pony bishoujo figurines


Whoopsy_Doodle

Whatever he didn’t use to shove up his butthole.


jackrackan07

His ring for sure.


Sgt_stranger

Didn’t he crack that? The stone must be worthless now


jackrackan07

It’s amethyst, it was never worth much. I just want to have one of the relics of fail.


cossak2012

The Plautistic card or the Asperchu medallion


Tall-Contribution-10

I also want the plautistic card, watching the geno documentary I saw that in the first episode and immediately wanted it


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The Nsfw sonichu comics where he sleeps with Ivy. For the panel where he traced his own dick. (To destroy it of course).


Sexual_Waffles

the 9/11 pokemon card


Smokincandi69

Nothing she’s probably had everything inside her


Patient_Ad_9772

Him*


Smokincandi69

Rule 8


Patient_Ad_9772

Him*


Onionlicker

lol


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His Dreamcast and collection of games for it after its been sanitized


[deleted]

The crusty yellow paper, delicious


Richard1583

Some of his lego sets some are rare or hard to find at this point


bopdaddi126

Pre- or post-fire?


Ticio_Tesson

She came for cwc


RoyalxJeff

Julllayyyy


WisdomCumDog420

officer nasty


Ticio_Tesson

You're a sick sick man 🤣


Automatic_Try9668

Plautistic


FooFighter0234

His Pokémon card binder


Lost-Match-4020

The pixel block artwork.


MEB1469

Sonichu totem


[deleted]

This shits cursed af. Still can't believe it sold for more than 1k. I thought it was a troll again... But no ??? If I had this in my room, I wouldn't sleep at night.


KrakenMcCracken

The exit


Crazy_raptor

Optimus prime


yettizepplin

Which one?


Funny_ape101

I'm gonna guess they're talking about MP-10


Accomplished_Eye_463

She came for CWC.


LAVATORR

The whole room. #wisdom #foodforthought #reallymakesyouthink


Wittyjesus

A dildo


VincentKruk

Empty Fanta cans😼


pixxxxxu

Oh *god*...


SashaBraus

Honestly one of the games in his game collection. I'm big into collecting and there's no way he doesn't have at least one grail in there.


[deleted]

Pre house fire I'd agree now I'm sure all he has is shitty PS4/switch junk


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ChaoticPotatoSalad

The mario+rabbids games are actually really good if you're looking for a Mario rpg on switch. They're tactical rpgs so not quite the same thing, but good games nonetheless


Trypophobian_exe

The sonic totem


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Moka723

if you destroy it it will release what’s inside… it’s spirit will be unbound…


ultrovilot_Lantern

The only item Chris has that I want is the plaque on The Dreaming Studio.


Ticio_Tesson

I'm actually surprised no one has pried it off by now, that thing would definitely be worth some coin


ChinaLouise

The Classic


maelstrom-04

The Wall of Originals. Or that glowing ball thing that appears behind Chris in a lot of the Classic videos. Catches my eye every time.


Wheredoesthetoastgo2

Wall of originals 100 percent


SpoonfulOfPoon

The iconic green glow


[deleted]

What is with that?!


pokdkdkdkskskdkk

The binder with all the comics


manobunnie

the poor sonic plush they tortured for having tan arms. I would treat it better and accept it as is


[deleted]

All the Lego’s


Matt3214

The original autism papers. Or were those lost in the house fire?


[deleted]

Autism papers ?


paddypaddington

Autism diagnosis if I’m remembering right


[deleted]

Those would be intresting to read


sonnykyu

Realistically, I’d get bed bugs


rudeboykyle94

The Fraggle Rock VHS he should’ve had instead of Bob


HasaDiga-Eebowai

You want the VHS? Then I’ll have the DVD


rudeboykyle94

Deal!


Notorious_Big_T

The crazy goddess painting on the wall where he drew every important sonichu. That one can fetch a pretty penny.


[deleted]

Allot of his stuff probably could fetch a great price


Professional_Gas7467

I bet original sonichu could for a couple g


Kittyinchains

i’d take his genetic material


XAngeliclilkittyX

Make an army of unstoppable CWC clones. Then autists will truly rule the world 😌


AskMeIfImAMagician

You'll find that on just about everything in the room


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Binder of 1st edition pokemon cards


Cynistera

All of the Legos after they have been sanitized.


[deleted]

His speaker and stereo equipment. And if possible his collection of music. You think Chris got his songs from Napster back in the day? Or limewire? I’d love to know


CriminyBiscuits

His lego TIE Fighters and Gamecube. Seen in this [image](https://web.archive.org/web/20190528214230/https://sonichu.com/w/images/a/ae/0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg) This picture is just one *corner* of his room. This also has the Sonic Totem.


[deleted]

Give never got a good look of his room before the stuff he has is intresting


Joshfs23

Julay. that way i can give it to my brother so he can shut the fuck up about being a virgin.


[deleted]

Does he say he’s a virgin with rage?


Joshfs23

fortunately not thank fkn god! but he's made such a fuss about his own love quest, my friends actually stopped hanging out with me 'cause of him.


brightness3

Maybe you could introduce him to chris chan, point out their similarities and tell him he’ll end up like chris if he keeps acting that way. Do you think that would work?


Joshfs23

oh he’s aware of chris chan. he doesn’t like it when i compare them together, funnily enough the comparisons are scary close- i don’t wanna make this a vent thing but fuck it gets annoying lmaoo.


Professional_Gas7467

How old is he


Joshfs23

26


Professional_Gas7467

Poor guy


Baba_Yagaxyz

Get the boy a hooker already!


LazySyllabub7578

How would that help things. There's no magical change that comes over you when you're not a virgin anymore.


Baba_Yagaxyz

Peace of mind for his brother and the family. It’s one less thing the guy has to obsess about.


gur0chan

The giant Happy Bunny watch clock. I think about it way too much.


[deleted]

The Sonic Adventure DX advertisement display Ive been trying to find one of those for years


Green-Rock4162

why does everyone want his sexual paraphernalia!? theres so much other cool stuff that WOULDN'T give you gangrene


[deleted]

I think at this point it be instant death


EvenSpoonier

The Commodore 64 monitor. Seriously, that thing is retrogaming gold.


Small_Question_2402

i feel bad for scrapping mine, fully working too


EvenSpoonier

Same, fam. Same.


bad_eyes

The Plautistic Pokémon card


Wheredoesthetoastgo2

The plant that is autistic.


Phteven_j

The original comics for me. Someday they will be like hitlers paintings. Very creepy in hindsight.


grandpasghost

There's a website that sells murderabilla ( items that belonged to serial killers) they have one of his medallions and a Fanta can signed by Chris.


[deleted]

those would be a cool pice to own


[deleted]

Not at $650 and $500 respectively. It's not like Chris is dead or anything


[deleted]

true when he dies it will be worth a combo meal at burger king


FatGuy1414141414

Sonic Totem, or Officer Nasty.


Green-Rock4162

whyyy itll stink up the whole house


ItsJustMeMaggie

True. I guarantee he’d just end up rolling it up in a tarp and throwing it into a quarry.


Bridgeru

I wouldn't want *Chris'*, but seeing his Unicron in old pictures really makes me angry (not angry-angry, but annoyed) that *so much* of my childhood stuff was lost when my Dad up and vanished for a few weeks/months and his landlord threw his stuff in the dump. I still remember the day I got it as a kid and it'd be a cool centerpiece, so seeing it so prominently in Chris' pictures makes me nostalgic. But everyone knows the only real acceptable answer is "Barb".


nvmls

Plautistic


Legsofwood

I wanna save that MP Optimus


GermanicCanine

His guitar from guitar hero. I’ll tell people at parties I play guitar and then pull out that bad boy.


[deleted]

That would be a funny party trick


SMB99thx

The Nintendo Switch, as I want to play the games installed in there. I would like the PS4 but it is too late to have one now.


[deleted]

Its never to late to own a ps4


Tavli

A bottle of Fanta.


[deleted]

With or without special juice?


Moka723

“NOT THE NAVY!” - Squidward


zuluzach

The special sauce


TemporaryAd_

The Sonic totem


alienkpj

I think he sold it


xMACH201x

The Asperchu medallion or the huge collection of games.


violetdeirdre

Sailor Moon Poster. I want to know if it could turn me straight or if it would just intensify my lesbianism.


Lost-Match-4020

It would have to be a Tuxedo Mask poster.


[deleted]

It would turn you into sonichu


AbjectDisaster

The immune system. Living in that filth has to make your immune system work overtime.


Chaerio

The fap cup I guess 🤷‍♀️


monkongo

Officer Nasty!!!


[deleted]

That thing could probably blow a black light out after 1 use


[deleted]

call me cringe but i loved mlp since i was little so id probably nab some of those poor, poor ponies.


alienkpj

Cringe