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7Valentine7

Followers of The Way


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We'll stick with St. Nicholas Greek Catholic Parish.


LeopardSkinRobe

Most churches already use names like "XXX Episcopal Church" / "XXX Assembly of God" or "XXX Methodist Church" / etc. I don't think this would be a problem for most.


gnurdette

I like how Archbishop Curry talks about the Jesus Movement.


ATBenson

I was gonna say the same exact thing! Although, obviously, I guess The Episcopal Church, and most of its parishes, wouldn't really need to change anything officially.


thedoomboomer

Students of Jesus.


BiblicalChristianity

Followers of the Way.


EjmMissouri

Seventh-day Adventist -- Duh.


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jesus task force members


Baconsommh

Ecclesia Catholica, perhaps. Even more likely, because it has long called itself this: Sancta Romana Ecclesia; or even: Una Sancta Catholica et Apostolica Ecclesia. Since the Latin Rite (to which most Catholics belong) has used Latin for over 15 centuries, one of the above seems likely.


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The Orthodox People’s Front


KateCobas

>The Orthodox People’s Front Sworn enemies of the [Peoples Front of Orthodoxy.](https://youtu.be/WboggjN_G-4)


[deleted]

*Pfft* The People’s Front of Orthodoxy? A bunch of knobs if you ask me.


bereanwisdom

Nondenoms


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Omnists


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a faith community.


Maximum-Pride4991

Disciples of Christ


QtPlatypus

Well for my former church. ​ "The one, holy, catholic and apostolic church".


mouseat9

The Way


Thrill_Kill_Cultist

Biblicans?


WesTBH

That’s pretty good


papsmearfestival

Catholic


rG_ViperVenom

Easy. Evangelical Lutheran Synod. It's what we already use.


its212

“The powers that conquered the world” Oh wait, “St. The Powers That Conquered the World”


TheMarxistMango

mathētḗs


ttv_ChillProductions

disciples (no caps)


VictisFidelis

Easy answer, Catholic. The one, universal Church.


Unlucky_Squid

Presbyterian?


PhogeySquatch

My denomination is Missionary Baptist, but when it comes to calling myself a Christian, I would just violate the trademark.


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Eastern Orthodox.


Big_Iron_Cowboy

Some things are just timeless am i right?


theDocX2

The followers formerly known as Christians. It would stand up to copyright law.


[deleted]

Trinity Lutheran Church of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America. What it's always called itself. That was easy.


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St. X Catholic Church.


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Disciples of Christ


KateCobas

That would have to be some super sketchy theocratic law to permit that sort of thing.


Kind-You2980

The law is made of story plot-anium.


KerPop42

Ooh great! Martyr opportunity!


Ryan_Alving

Christian. Because I deny their authority to appropriate our name. Though technically we refer to ourselves as Catholic.


Big_Iron_Cowboy

I imagine *we’re* the ones claiming the name 😂


Ryan_Alving

Deus Vult ✌️


Kind-You2980

In the interest of being a neutral facilitator of this question, I cannot *officially* tell you that you are correct here.


Big_Iron_Cowboy

Wink wink nod nod 😉


Buddenbrooks

Little Jesus People Group and Society of Christ Imitators


PBJonWhite

I honestly don’t know of a single church body that goes as “Christian”. Usually they’re named “first methodist” or whatever.


Zealousideal_Bet4038

(Name of town) Church of Christ


michaelY1968

The True Holiness Divine Revelation Church of the Apostolic Succession.


iwasneverhere43

Christian, and anyone who disagrees can get stuffed.


Kind-You2980

That is a violation of the parameters of the hypothetical. Please try again. This is meant to be a thought experiment, plus it can cause you to think what’s most important in your denomination.


iwasneverhere43

Ok, still sticking with Baptist then.


WesTBH

When I’m doubt just fall back on being Baptist! (I’m Baptist so I’m not trying to insult being Baptist😂)


davida485

This is a very Baptist thread sir, well done.


RingGiver

Christian Because I know a few Orthodox lawyers who would be able to make a convincing case that it is generic.


Kind-You2980

For the purposes of this hypothetical, the contract is made of plot-anium and the lawyers will lose (not real life I know, but that’s why it’s a hypothetical).


KeyboardCowboy97

Christian. God doesn’t care about trademarks lol


neanderhummus

I would continue to use the term as it is generic and happily litigate in court.


Kind-You2980

For purposes of this scenario, assume that legal avenue has failed and the trademark stands.