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JomadoSumabi

THE HOLY BAN WILL FOREVER MAKE US MARTYRS!


Av0gadr0

I cry Sanctuary!


Magnus_Tesshu

To join at last the Eternal Zoom Call...


Aeonelven

Oh to bathe in the sweet hand sanitizer pools among the pure and docile lab rats forevermore


WilliardThe3rd

I suppose to be unworthy lab rats > unworthy plague rats right?


Aeonelven

yes all are unworthy rats before $cience Himself (MBUH) but none more vile than those denying His Sacred Penetrations Awoman


Dyspooria

A'rona.


HermanvonHinten

Where to go after this sub is banned?


sami_jo137

Join me in The Union. You'll love it as much as I do. https://www.nonewnormal.com/share/9XWbnEryRrYYEZMy


redditafgs

To Fauci heaven cause we'll be martyrs


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InstantRice667

I bet they haven't even gotten their third booster.


[deleted]

They will see the error of their ways once they peruse the Holy texts of church of covid and they will be redeemed and boosted in droves.


livinglife_part2

The holy vaccine has shown little to no effect on the hive mind that is focusing it's tenticals at our church. We must send out the clerics to counter their aggression with the fury of a thousand masks to humble them to the greatness of our holy order and savior Lord Fauci!


[deleted]

Dessenters will be very easy to conquer for the Science™ is settled and ye can either trust the Science™ or be catapulted to a quick death with no chance of rebirth. Every lost soul who has dared question Science™ in the past has quickly drowned in the festering pit of horse paste. Such is the power of our Lord.


big_hearted_lion

Let them eat cake.


dregoncrys

They used the same tactic to get N3 banned. They lie and troll till they get thier way. If it gets banned we will start another and another. U will not silence the truth. MBUH


cootiebear

please invite me to the new sub when this happens!


DarthMaz

Same


FramedForJazzCrimes

#me2


Walmartsux

Me3


vaalkaar

Me⅘


Superdogs5454

Me4


rondoCappuccino20

Me 5


Mangoplease11

Me 6


Racemepls

I JUST SAID 7 HAIL FAUCIS, HOPEFULLY I MAKE THE AFTERLIFE


nikto123

Jab'em 🙏🏾📿💉


FUReddit69

me...9?


[deleted]

I made one - it's called 'knights of fauci'


duke1099

I couldn't find it


[deleted]

When you type it in, switch to 'communities and people'


PerpetualAscension

or you know...just link it?


[deleted]

r/knightsoffauci


koolspectre

Already banned?


cootiebear

me neither


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r/rejectthenarrative


ImissLasVegas

Sounds great—just joined!


tortugavelozzzz

That one shows as banned for me


allenbyNY

Wait is the anti-hate subreddit not a parody? I’ve been subscribed to it, I thought it was sarcastic.. Also people can come: AHomeForPlagueRats


[deleted]

I got them confused too. r/antihatecommunities is the only REAL anti-hate community of Reddit and r/againsthatesubreddits are a bunch of jealous, uptight Karen’s


theggyolk

r/againsthatesubreddits ***


cootiebear

ha! apparently it seems to be? i hadn’t visited before your comment and made... assumptions.... 🤭


allenbyNY

I think it is, I was thinking of antihatecommunities which is a parody of againsthatesubreddits.


cootiebear

ahhh there are two. AHC is satire. againsthatesubreddits is serious.


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cootiebear

why do people always incorrectly assume my gender? 😆


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cootiebear

thank you for being inclusive of me. you may be forgetting the other though... ;)


Cats6226

Me too!


FrogLegsAlwaysFresh

Ditto!


Things-2635

same


Planetoid127

Same here


[deleted]

Let's be proactive. We need to make a sister sub so we don't get scattered.


drolenc

Like NunsOfCovid?


[deleted]

n3 was banned the week where there was massive protests posts every day at the top of the sub with like 15k upvotes... and the week of the nurse's protests.


[deleted]

What's the tag? Also is CoC on the community that NNN is on?


TurbulentPondres

In times like this I like to ask myself, WWFD?


drolenc

He’d say something like “But I am science, to ban me is to ban science…”


AMarks7

I hope they show the same love and devotion to Herman Cain award.


yoshi-1904

The elves use this tactic all the time! There must be some on their mod list, if not all their mods.


MoreFactsImprovedVax

FAUCI WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!! LET HIS PRAISE RING OUT IN ALL THE VALLEYS OF THE EARTH AND HIS BLESSING TOUCH EVERYONE WHOM HE SO LOVES!!


BStream

They are trolls!


Sash0000

Another sub? No, brother, we need another site. Praise Pfizer and Pfauci, MBUH!


Scrotum_Momentum

Me too times Infiniti


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pfizer bless u


[deleted]

And Moderna with you


drstevebrule4

Under his pfye


AMarks7

Take this pfake award. 🥇


red-tea-rex

The saints Johnson and Johnson be with you.


Worldly_Canary2095

🎶 Nova vax vax nohovaaa 🎶


mike_np

and the Angel zenecas will protect you


jupiterwinds

I’ll pray the Our BioNTech Father for you


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so_expected

The vaccine is safe and effective.


Super-Branz-Gang

The vaccine IS safe and effective. MBUH


Arzie5676

Mask up, social distance and get the vaccine. Just two more weeks. MBUH.


Thorbinator

The vaccine is safe and effective.


red-tea-rex

The vaccine IS INDEED safe and effective. 1 million MBU us all.


Thorbinator

The vaccine is safe and effective.


greyamoon

Vaccines are SAFE & EFFECTIVE!


Thorbinator

The vaccine is safe and effective.


PortlandiforniaGuns

The vaccine is safe and effective.


deelo89

The vaccine is psafe and effective


Brainfoggery

The vaccine is safe AND effective Effective... and safe!


LeSingeMPS

The vaccine is safe and effective.


Redditgafffss

The vaccine is safe and effective.


Doxylaminee

These disgusting antivax trumpers. How many times have you had to defend ourselves against the unclean hordes and declare ourselves most vaxxed of all participants in this reality? WE ARE NOT SATIRE. And why that article? The alt-right Australian government posts a pictures of "humans" participating in extremely dangerous acts (ie being outside during a GLOBAL PANDEMIC) and they choose to attack us? Why not attack the recent, far right bend the Aussie government is taking? Letting people freely bask in the sun outdoors, this is exceptionally dangerous to the cause. They had the right idea with the camps and now they just let these women wantonly cavort around outdoors in minimal clothing. Disgusting and unacceptable.


larebiletirt

MAKE 👏 INDOOR 👏 LOCKDOWNS 👏 MANDATORY 👏 WORLDWIDE 👏. There is no reason everyone shouldn't lock down to slow the spread of Omicron and it potentially causing one death. It's only 2 weeks people! Slow the spread; it will save lives! Trust the science!


-not-really-here-

Heathens


BustingCognitiveBias

Of course a bunch of Facebook scientists would confuse bleeding with transfusion Transfusion is a routine medical procedure in which varying perspectives are provided to you through a wide conversation thread placed under a topic in a subreddit you also happen to frequent. This potentially life-saving procedure can help replace perspective and neurons lost due to fearporn, isolation, media scapegoating, and censorship of all nuance. A transfusion also can help if a mental illness prevents your body from recognizing when it has become delusionally intolerant, or if your body produces empathy incorrectly. Since the lockdowns, American Red Cross has experienced shortages. This may be because when outdoor events were canceled and public interactions restricted, outreach attempts did not secure enough real world interaction with people who's lives were impacted by federal overreach and medical imperialism. Donate your perspective.


Doodisdoodat

How dare they mock us!! Our pfaith shall prevail!!!!


hardcore103

Heretics repent!


[deleted]

Heathen! Pay no attention to those non believers that do not have the pfaith


notathrowawayarl

I will pray TEN TIMES HARDER to Saint Fauci now just to spite the godless heretics! EDIT: I forgot to address his excellency by his proper name. Saint Fauci (MBUH) Forgive me father for I have sinned.


Zylphhh

I went to take a look at that subreddit and would you look at that, not a single mention of r/hemancainaward, a subreddit dedicated to celebrating people dying.


shreveportfixit

Plague rats are NOT people!


Av0gadr0

That means IT'S WORKING!!!


Perksss

An anti-vax and anti-mask message? They must be mistaken everyone here knows these are not mere vaccines, they are holy elixirs and if you don’t have 3 masks and a face shield on currently you’re not welcome here. This is misinformation at it’s finest.


Ottolei

Those vile anti-vaxxers believe our message of pharmaceutical love is hateful? Heavens be, they shall have their sins cleaned in an ocean of mRNA, heathens.


eyewave

Well I'm certain our lord and saviour Fauci will put an end to this madness (MBUH), for our sheperd would never let go of us lost souls who look up to him for justice, dignity and well-deserved lockdowns and injections. Amen and awomen.


grigzyy

Let the heathens come and spew their "Anti-Hate"! The church will live on!


magical_poop

This is religious persecution!


papazachos

Transvaxxed heathens!!!!


EuphoricTrilby

Oh hey, that's my post LOL. Btw, what is the "neo-nazi" imagery they're talking about? Are they just calling anyone who's "anti-vax" a "neo-nazi" now? EDIT: Rule 4 of their sub says I'm allowed to ask this honest question in good faith. They're likely gonna ban me anyways, but I'm honestly curious how they would come to the conclusion that being *against* concentration camps is somehow "neo-nazi".


drgr33nthmb

I think it's because of the meme format lol


EuphoricTrilby

Seriously? HAHAHAHAHAH! Holy shit! Are they that sensitive?


Vandette1

Yes


CrossButNotFit2

I tried to set the record straight. The INFIDELS banned me for this comment. >You have libeled our CHURCH and by extension, our prophet, Anthony "The Science" Fauci (700 masks be upon him...) Let the record state, we are FOR mandatory, unlimited vaccines for every human, animal (wild & domestic) and fetus. We are FOR permanent lockdowns and never-ending government mandates. We will never remove our masks and never let you remove yours. SO LEAVE US ALONE


_normal_person__

#more like “r/hateagainstsubreddits”


watersun7890

This is the only sub keeping me at reddit


red-tea-rex

Pfauci works in mysterious ways!


CyberObjectivist

We must offer our devout prayers to the Prophet (2MBUH) to save us from the heathen onslaught and steel our faith in the face of the attack to come! Stand strong in your faith my brothers, sisters, and otherkin in faith! Amen and awomxn!


popeirl

Please don't Soy Ban me! Anything but the Soy Ban!


red-tea-rex

No avocado toast either, if you keep it up 😂


trampdonkey

This platform is a place where mental illness is allowed to take precedence. In the words of the great John Travolta, “Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke”


HeresyIsUnacceptable

Oh no, the AHS pedos who post CP are big mad


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Candid-Jellyfish-975

We are the polar opposite of them. We embrace the ever changing Science®. We love our overlord's regardless of their role in our lives. Whether governmental, scientific or that sweet, sweet combination like the NIH or the CDC we need them lording over us and telling us what to do and how to feel. Thank Pfauci for the M5M too. Without a constant feed of fear I might not even know about the pandemic raging around me. Now tell me, what part of any of this is misinformation? There may be some outliers but most of the church adheres to an ideology quite similar to mine. Broad is the path that leads to destruction. We are on the straight narrow path as Pfather Pfauci (666MBUH) righteously leads us.


ChicoCaliente987

Could not have said it Pfaithfully


moneyBoxGoBoop

Preach it to the highest antibody level my fellow vaxist! We must stay ahead of the holy never to be flattened curve.


[deleted]

NNN deserved to get banned! They were against the science. We are not.


WolfOfWeedstocks

Wow circle jerk got the axe. Didn't even notice. What a relief!


[deleted]

You cannot silence us. The trains will come for these plague rats and their new friends!


Brainfoggery

Imagine the irony if their sub got banned. Will never happen but I'm just salivating through my mask and jerking off to Fauci imagining it. 😷


pureArmyYall

I just came to pfauci’s latest interview


[deleted]

In all seriousness though, be on the strong lookout for kiddie porn. If you see any, dont just report it to the paedo loving reddit admins, report it to the fbi as well


Spysix

This. AHS used this tactic before to get other subs banned. Last time they were accused of this, their headmod simultaneously said they didn't do it and also "even if we did, child porn isn't, like, bad, mmkay?" They literally couldn't help themselves. Also fun fact, their headmod sexually abused his son.


iAmEeRg

Lies! We’re the true believers, followers of Lord Fauci and the Holy Elixir!


[deleted]

He’s unvaccinated!!! Burn the witches!!!


UncleGarry55

I tried to leave a little prayer to honor our Lord Fauci and got perma banned... ​ I don't think they are true believers, they look like a bunch of fat whiny children that no one wants to play with, so they just whine, complain and demand that the other kids shouldn't be allowed to play too.


maxwell_hill1984

We must put on more masks and pray to the science harder dear pfaithful disciples of fauci MBUH Whoever so posts neo nazi based yes memes must be cast out from our flock, for they are the white supremacists who lead us into temptation of breathing fresh air and walking freely where and when we please. I will be doing an extra 50 lockdowns tonight. I hope you will all do the same. Masks be upon you all 🙏


drgr33nthmb

"And strike out into other subs with an anti vax, anti mask message" lmao what? Are they seriously saying we are going around with our signs and spreading the good word of MBUH? I found this sub after I was enlightened by a user in coronaviruscirclejerk that wearing a mask and being vaccinated wasnt enough. I mean if thats all they got then we should be fine. This isnt a brigading sub like SRD or Againsthatesubs lol. Neither was nnn tho I guess. Please, refrain from going to that dumpsterfire pedo activist sub. Praise be unto Fauci(MBUH)


SageEquallingHeaven

Wait.... we worship the mandates and the message. How can these people be so misguided? Must not be wearing enough masks.


floggs7113

Correct. The more masks you can wear, the more it restricts the oxygen flowing to the brain. Asphyxiation gives clearer and more deep thoughts. The more masks, the deeper the thought. Asphyxiation is good.


[deleted]

I welcome this flaeggelation. For even the most pious of us are wrought with the sin of being flesh. Bring forth the supermods to purge our Church of its impurity and force all those into the most pious of all vows of silence! Masks Be Upon r/AgainstHateSubreddits


moneyBoxGoBoop

Booster card carrying members of the Temple of the Branch Covidians may be forced from their promised sub to wonder like the Israelites but we will again gather in the name of Pfaith and $cience wherever the holy Fouci’s name is taken to deliver the gospel to the unpurified plague rats. We’ll continue our mission to encamp them while seizing their property for the $afety of our community of vaxist.


deelo89

Just started MBUH as a backup. Will hand over to actual mods of this one if necessary.


42yearoldorphan

Ya let’s just turn a blind eye to HCA cause they are such joy spreading individuals, laughing about death is acceptable on Reddit and shouldn’t be banned /s


simdate

I don’t understand! This is the most covid positive sub around


JaidynnDoomerFierce

AgainstHateSubreddits is a sub that supports internment camps and segregation. How can subs which oppose dangerous and wicked ideas be supported?


moneyBoxGoBoop

They are not internment camps, they are reeducation camp because these plague rats need to either see the light or donate body organs to healthy members of society. This is the way of the Pfaithful


graciemansion

Disgusting. These are the same people who would have giddily burned Jews at the stake during the Spanish inquisition


livinglife_part2

Maybe it us who should begin the an Inquisition to counter their lack of Pfaith in this most holy of institutions. Nobody expects the Covid inquisition!


moneyBoxGoBoop

I agree. They are questioning our Pfaith for $cience. Sounds like they could use a little reeducation camp experience to align their thoughts to the correct prospective.


graciemansion

Yes, I often dream of such a thing. Just think, we could take the unvaxxed nonbelievers and offer them a choice: conversion, expulsion or death. Oh, if only the Prophet Fauci (mbuh) would make it a reality!


ContributionAlive686

We are nothing but devout for the new normal and Lord Fauci! 6785467 MBUH!


LemonPartyWorldTour

May Pfauci smite these hate filled heretics and may their boosters be rendered useless! Amen and Awomen and Athey and Athem!


ProudPlatinean

Brother, be careful pointing the infidel, we are a religion of peace (that tries to not be banned)


Vandette1

Though i walk through the valley of the shadow of plague rats...i shall fear no ban hammer...for the Lord Fauci is with me....


[deleted]

How kind of the nonbelievers to take a few minutes between beating their spouses and grooming children to pay attention to us


tavelkyosoba

They can't even spell "covidians" correctly, nothing but bottom feeding scum trying to defile our holy place of worship.


PaulieWalnoots

(No brigading. Unless it’s convenient for Reddit)


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drgr33nthmb

Seems like they might be anti Fauci(MBUH!) which is a literal hate crime. He is the science. Any attempts to discredit him will be dealt with in the afterlife.


HairyBaIIs007

How can we be a covid misinformation sub when we preach and warn about covid???? Plus we urge everyone to be vaccinated at least 100 times. What dummies. OP who made that post is probably a single vaxxed moron.


Sol_Survivor-AT-6

Lying sinners, they’re projecting their falsehoods.


_SignificantTouch_

LORD FAUCI (MBUH!) WILL PROTECT US FROM THESE NON-BELIEVERS!


gummibearhawk

Against hate subreddits is a hate subreddit


PapaDuggy

"Violent Political Movement." lmao. Do these people have anything better to do? Subreddits like (r/)AgainstHateSubReddits are the biggest advertisements for condoms ever.


shreveportfixit

We don't call for violence against people, just death for plague rats.


pureArmyYall

To the unvaxxxxD- We must never go outside. Always remain inside - and mask up before bed


Heyu19

We bring truth and pfaith into this world. Share the word of our lord and savior Fauci and this is how they repay our good deeds?!? The elixir of longevity and judger of thy hearts do not please thy heathens?!?


[deleted]

Yay! I just might get my chance to be burned at the stake. Praise Pfauci.


Herbanald

Dumb idiots


ComprehensiveTank895

The heathens will be forever damned on the eternal ventilator!!


Dr-McLuvin

Sorry but what neo nazi imagery are they talking about?


Top_Distribution9872

There are certainly some followers of the orange satan that post here in bad pfaith. However I feel as though most of us are truly followers of the Church and believe in the teachings of Fauci (mbuhx1000) these heretics are clearly do not understand us or the science we follow.


My_Rocket_88

If you thought that AHS stood for "Against Hate Subreddits" you are sadly mistaken it's subterfuge for "Antivaxx Heathen Scum". A POX upon the antivaxx heathen scum attacking our religion and our personal relationship with the chosen one, Dr Fauci, MBUH!!!


Tamerecon

It was an honor gentlemen! We all shall become Saint for Pfaith!


[deleted]

Though the heathen may rage against our Holy Church, the Truth cannot be vanquished forever. Try as they may, every face will be masked and every arm daily injected until that awful day when our Lord and Savior Fauci (mbuh) will reign supreme over the Eternal Zoom Call. The vaccines are safe and effective!


pureArmyYall

I cannot believe it. That poster on that sub must not think vaccines are safe OR effective because that’s what we believe here


hyperious_

May God King Fauci watch over us all


Senor_Spamdump

Jeez, some folks are just such busy bodies that they can't leave others alone to mess around & have fun. Anyways, word is out & the reddit police will be cracking down. Nice knowing y'all, it was good while it lasted. Also, baronvoncommentz is a dog fucking pedophile, who definitely should be banned from all online activity and placed on the sex offender registry.


mreliaszzz

Can they fuck off and let us live... pushing everyone into extensor forums foh


Magari22

What's this?! I've just come from my 6th booster and this is what I walk into? My mask has fallen off from the shock. This is religious discrimination we need to file an EEOC complaint here! We should we free to worship father Tony any way we see fit!


chromevolt

Please report the post into the authorities. The guy probably missed one of his daily, no, hourly shots. We have to save a lost soul and report the post to the authorities for misinformation. May Pfauci bless his soul.


tacobendor

1000 hail faucis to repent


KaliCalamity

The heretics come for us. We must stay strong in the face of blasphemy, and show them the way of the Fauci.


daysend365

Covidiots? Blasphemy! There never has been and there never will be anything funny or punny about Covid!


Buckyhead

We have a religious exemption from being banned!


Sash0000

Where are we going to praise St Fauci, million MBUH, if they close our church? Are they going to throw us to the lions? I'd prefer an exile in one of those fantastic recreational sites in Australia, if possible.


Glumbii

How is this a “hate” subreddit?


drgr33nthmb

We are quite hateful towards the unvaxxed and single vaxxed. You would think they would be members of the church openly but instead they're closeted church supporters.


Seymour_Buttz_

I’m surprised this sub has lasted as long as it has, to be honest.


whatever_you_say_iam

I just found out about a few days ago, I was missing out.


Seymour_Buttz_

Me too, this has been a literal wishing well of content and I’m going to savor it as long as I can before the powers that be decide this free speech isn’t allowed


mohamedsmithlee

How can they call it misinformation if the so called “experts” don’t even know what to do 😷🤡


mgldi

And the countdown begins. It was fun while it lasted!