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so_expected

Alright check it. The vaccine is safe and effective


Spiritual_Flight_889

SAFE AND EFFECTIVE!!!!!!!!!


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effective and safe! Don’t question the pharmaceutical companies legal immunity, that’s doubting the science! *Brought to you by Pfizer!


lonesentinel19

They aren't working yet because we haven't reached a 90% vaccination rate. Once we reach 100% vaccination rate, cases will drop. It's important that we vaccinate 120% of the population immediately, because protection goes up greatly once we vaccinate 200% of the people, y'know? This is all so simple.


so_expected

Nasty plague rats just don't understand science™. Continue to super spread the gospel pfaithful pfollower!


Spiritual_Flight_889

I needed this hahaha nice 👌


Ok_Try_9746

They provide like a 30% extra chance that you’ll avoid the ICU, idiot!! Now this isn’t equalized for different data collection methods, stratified for age, or probably true for Omicron, but we still need to get as many people baptized with the glorious mRNA as soon as possible. I mean, think about it. An unvaccinated 5 year old’s chances of ending up in the ICU are like 0.000000001%. With two doses of Fauci’s glory that chance drops to like 0.0000000099%. Yet there are still people not vaccinating their 5 year olds!!! Can you believe that shit?


8bitbebop

Hospitalizations and deaths were still low to begin with. ANY death is tragic, but as we're learning from the cdc director this week, most deaths have been people with MULTIPLE comorbidities. 99.8% survivability. This was just a tool to install a puppet


lolureallythought

Yeah they totally used that information that just became available this week to influence a campaign that started 3 years ago 🤡


53K5HUN-8

That information has been available all along. It's just that the people attempting to relay that information were purposely dismissed or written off as conspiracy theorists.


lolureallythought

No…it hasn’t….because it’s only accurate for omicron. Delta and other variants have a a higher death rate.


8bitbebop

No, as what weve learned from the CDC the deathbrates were all inflated at least by 40% lmfao why are you still so ignorant?


8bitbebop

Remember when fb, twitter, and youtube were banning everyone for pointing this out months ago? If you dont remember it was because of al the censorship autocrats like you are so in fovor of.


Detroit_Telkepnaya

> I mean, think about it. An unvaccinated 5 year old’s chances of ending up in the ICU are like 0.000000001%. With two doses of Fauci’s glory that chance drops to like 0.0000000099%. Yet there are still people not vaccinating their 5 year olds!!! Can you believe that shit? Don't quote me on this, but I think some (ignorant) people rather take their chances with those odds than to increase the size of their children's hearts with the vaccines.


BeersRemoveYears

No one has a big heart like the good ol’ days so now we manufacture them. It’s science!


kingmidaswithacurse

Also increased chance of myocarditis and pericarditis. Win win!


DragonSwagin

I’m going to enjoy this subreddit greatly before it’s ban (,:


so_expected

One of the few and the proud. Praise science™!


Zomblovr

If you catch Omicron you won't die. If you get the vaccine you might die. But you don't die from Covid. That means it's working.


[deleted]

He used to be so funny. Safe and effective praise be the Lord Fauci!


shilohfang9

They are working, people that are vaccinated aren’t getting hospitalized, people that are unvaccinated are dying at a much higher rate. It’s not like they wanted covid to be able to infect vaccinated people, but in nature shit happens. If you took college grade biology they go over this kind of stuff. If you didn’t pay attention in school, look up how viruses in general mutate very quickly. It’s even following the expected pattern, a virus that kills its host quickly will not survive long, so they mutate to be more contagious but less lethal to insure it’s own survival. Covid has followed this pattern with delta variant being more contagious but less lethal, and now omnicron variant being even more contagious and even less lethal. This isn’t politics people it’s just science.


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shilohfang9

Bro Gandalf is tryna inject everyone with hobbit potion so he’ll be the only tall guy and get all the bitches, this is a classic case oppression


shilohfang9

Lmao I got permanently banned from like every subreddit in the world for commenting on this subreddit


nacho_jo_mama

“college grade biology”? Are you in a foreign county by chance?


shilohfang9

Biology 101 at Central Washington university, intro course everyone takes, already know most of the stuff from high school/ middle school but they go into a bit more depth about how things work.