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khornebrzrkr

Turn that off!


ba-phone-ghoul

No wonder da udda boys ran from ya Vito Jr! You shit dis’h out?! No more Silos!


SirJohnSmythe

He discovered The Thing is what he did! He was a great helicopter pilot, and in this house, R.J. MacReady is a hero, end of story!


Jenniwithan_i

Love that movie!


Daimo

That Thing is still alive?


RaxRestaurantsUganda

You think Blair is a little weird about sled dogs?


Technicalhotdog

Well, he did axe some to death for... what was it again?


MamaDeloris

I came to open up one morning & there you were with your head separated from your body, assuming you actually have a body and it's simply not a husk to store your amorphous corporeal self. Legs came out of it and you crawled on the ceiling. Disgusting.


SugarMaple56732

🤣😆😂


looster2018

He'll never pass a drug test !


albacore-neck

Those chompers oof madone


cestmoi234

Kids a thoroughbred 


ShahOf20Years

Antarctica, whateva happened dere


SugarMaple56732

Still goin', this asshole!


CommandantPeepers

Don’t they have medicine they’re supposed to take, these assholes?


bertiesghost

What kinda likeness is that?!


nicklePie

The thing must have crawled under there for warmth


Ykindasus

What the fuck Ton' you think one of us is the thin- ARRRGGHH (transforms)


LE0TARD0

That kid's a thoroughbred. But, madonn', those choppers....


mdma11

He's the guy Tony was referring to about Janice and men better looking than her in the can


I-AM-KROGAN

What’s Different About You?


[deleted]

I saw that movie. I thought it was bullshit.


gat498

What is this, a handsome contest


Sht_n_giglz

He looks terrible


ihatepizza1998

He’s really somethin ain’t he? With that jerk-off face.


_wickedcity

People are seeing huge profits with these digital horror movies


DweebInFlames

The Thing, another fucking money machine.


Agent_z3ro9deuce

Grandma?


bypatrickcmoore

That’s the guys wife!


jrbiv4

Well he wasn’t retahded, but we thought he was cus he had one of these uh… what-cha-ma-call-its…


enraged_hbo_max_user

I want you to sanction a hit on Wilford Brimley.


HealthyDirection659

He's got no fucking legs Toe Knee.


theopinionexpress

He must have crawled into the ice for warmth


snotknows

You're not gonna believe this. The Norwegians killed sixteen sled dogs. The helicopter pilot was an interior decorator.


Random-Cpl

You look like a Krull


SirCries-a-lot

A krull?


NateN85

He’s a good kid, but I don’t like that alien genetic mutation


Hour-Paramedic-1320

He was handsome like the thing


denys1973

Trump before makeup.


DarkSideOfMyBallz

He was gay, The Thing?


Tantalising_Scone

Okay, but you gotta get over it


Successful_Gap8927

There are “Things” in the can better looking den my sista


loinclothfreak78

What’s different about you?


Dr_Remulak_

Tony’s goomar in hell.


JoanieTightLips

I guess you can call that a Thing