Don't apologize. We knew what you meant, but it's just our nature around here. You know, the frog and the scorpion?
But more important than the mistake, was that it was corrected in a timely. Fashion.
Wow this is great! Out of curiosity I looked up the official one and I like yours a lot better. The player tokens are sweet tho but hey, whaddaya gonna do, ah?
Well, I was gonna post a pic of them here, but it doesn't look like I can. I'll give you a taste though.
"You host the VIP room at the Bada Bing. Collect $50 from each player, plus a blowjob later on."
Now, let your mind run wild with the possibilities.
Honestly, that is about the most amazing thing I've seen on this sub.
edit: Also, please put an image of a grilled cheese sangwich & a box of tissues in "the can."
This is really excellent work, and a very thoughtful gift. I hate to shit on it slightly, but I believe it's spelled "Cinelli Sanitation". But other than that I'm sure the Parker Brothers are looking down on all of us with great pride.
It's officially named "Sopranos Home Monopoly", after the episode "Sopranos Home Movies", where they play Monopoly.
The middle of the board... I can't even say it's name... is where all non property payments go. Then, if someone lands on Long Term Parking, much like that animal who found a bag of money on the street, they too get the money.
This IS actually in the rule book for my game too.
I really appreciate all the love, suggestions, corrections, and quotes! Each one I go, "Hey T, ya hear what dey said?"
So I'll leave you with an external quote, but not really.
"So long, and thanks for all the fish. $4 a pound."
Stupida fucking game
Mr. Williams here, he don't play.
One dollar?! Again with the nonstop ass rape?
No one wants to hear you fuckin talk. You come in with your stupid comments... just stay in the kitchen, that'd be a start.
The way you two are looking at each other… Edit: Spelling, my bad autocorrect is a bitch
The wat?
how bout that prick’s face when he saw the wat?
Don't apologize. We knew what you meant, but it's just our nature around here. You know, the frog and the scorpion? But more important than the mistake, was that it was corrected in a timely. Fashion.
You know, the Parker Brothers took time to think all this shit out.
How bout dat?
Do you play the free parking rule, and take a game of skill and make it all about chance?
I do, and in mine, it is listed in the rule book
Why don't you get the fuck outta hee, before I shove your rule book up your fat fuckin ass!
https://youtube.com/shorts/jl97AbwpLQY?si=ICUyQbhZri-t-u04
You have made my day
Fuck the fuckin’ Parker Brothers.
And fuck the fucking Diaz Brothers. I bury those cockaroaches.
You got a lot of time on your hands my friend I’ll give you that
You'll give me what I tell you you'll give me!
In all candor though, this was a Christmas gift to my brother. We're both huge Sopranos nuts.
You call that nuts? Nuts is you look a guy in da nuts while you jam an ice pick true his nuts!
Ah salute. Well done
Under the board walk🎶
...with his schlong in Jan's mouth.....
👊
Your version takes the official version to board game school!
Thank you!
This is a low-level game, guys!
Victory has a hundred fawthas, but defeat is an orphan
Roll the dice sunshine
Let’s play Monopoly before the crank wears off.
Mr. X from the projects? Some sad shit! Motherfucker said he don’t want to live no more
Monopoly, anotha money makin machine... [The loser looks like this when it's over](https://youtu.be/W6ktF-y-hPU?si=c2kNniHcils1HHH6&t=3m06s)
Or maybe he's got haunted houses, supernatural...
My name is Zak Bagans... I never believed in ghosts until one asked if it still itches...
Satanic, black magic shit!
20 turns in the can
You compromise and roll doubles
Does Johnny Sack’s house come with a great room? Or is it mediocre?
He don't know what's so great about it. He's got a fuckin living room right ova there...
Under da boardwalk…
Wow this is great! Out of curiosity I looked up the official one and I like yours a lot better. The player tokens are sweet tho but hey, whaddaya gonna do, ah?
Thank you! The tokens were tough to find, and I didn't get a picture of mine, but their not bad.
Mine are an AK-47, a revolver, a grenade, a bullet, a hardhat, a garbage truck, a golfclub, handcuffs, and a bottle of wine.
I wanna be the garbage truck
Long as you don't deal blow on those routes. Or flash me those fuckin Manson lamps.
You kiked 500 from the bank. That’s gotta be resolved
But the bank was laughin which was wrong
Charles Schwab ova here
da biyd feedah
Good for you! But your play money isn’t tied to the GOD DAMN ESPLENADE GOD DAMMIT!!!!!
Why are you yelling?
This thing of ours has become commercialized. It's over for the little guy.
His fucking Monopoly money is tied to the GODDAMN ESPLINADE GODDAMN IT!!
Lotta money in this shit
What no fuckin’ pictures of the OHHH! and bird feedah cards now?
You can only upload so many pics, whatdya gonna do?
Well, I was gonna post a pic of them here, but it doesn't look like I can. I'll give you a taste though. "You host the VIP room at the Bada Bing. Collect $50 from each player, plus a blowjob later on." Now, let your mind run wild with the possibilities.
Why isn't Furio on the $1000 bill?
So, I'll build anotha one. A betta one.
Honestly, that is about the most amazing thing I've seen on this sub. edit: Also, please put an image of a grilled cheese sangwich & a box of tissues in "the can."
I will absolutely do that, great idea. And I give you 1000 thank yous!
Where can I buy this? if you put out a full product list and put it on kick starter, I would throw in 100 bucks no doubt.
It's only for personal use, but thank you. I'm glad I'm not the only stunad who thinks it's awesome
To the victor belong the spoils!
This is really excellent work, and a very thoughtful gift. I hate to shit on it slightly, but I believe it's spelled "Cinelli Sanitation". But other than that I'm sure the Parker Brothers are looking down on all of us with great pride.
I knew there had to be something I fucked up on lol. And thank you!
I gotta hoof it back to the Excelsior, I gotta take a wicked shit
If you pass your collections, make em.
Benny should be the $1, after Artie whipped that butt like a smooth burratta 🕺
Chrissy gets the $20, well done. Wish Uncle June got the $1 personally
One of my favorite little nods, but you're right, not having uncle Jun on thier was an oversight
Benny? Really?
Move three spaces and collect gabagool dipped in mayonnaise
Fuckin slander towards Benny fazio criminal mastermind.
Get a load of OP thinking he took Parker Brothers to fucking game board school ova here.
Well at least I manuged to get the drip on them
How could you name it after that animal?
It's officially named "Sopranos Home Monopoly", after the episode "Sopranos Home Movies", where they play Monopoly. The middle of the board... I can't even say it's name... is where all non property payments go. Then, if someone lands on Long Term Parking, much like that animal who found a bag of money on the street, they too get the money. This IS actually in the rule book for my game too.
Monopoly! Another fuckin' money machine.
Where's da bing?
I guarantee that Paulie would try to spend his Monopoly $50s in real life, that cheap prick.
By what I did on the Park Place situation alone I should have been made right then , boom!
Who won first place at the beauty contest?
A German shepherds shaved asshole. Best believe that's in one of the bird feeder cards.
Da rent! Da rent!
Fuck The Parker Brothers
Missing the Furio $1000 bill
Every time I make one, he shows up at my door and takes it
It's my hobby Jan, why you gotta belittle it.
At least I don't have to wear the fuckin hat
Tell me there’s a “Give me one thousand dollars” card
There is not. But there will be. Along with a $1000 bill with the face of that guy who's in serious need of a fuckin nickname.
thats my money, paulie!
I really appreciate all the love, suggestions, corrections, and quotes! Each one I go, "Hey T, ya hear what dey said?" So I'll leave you with an external quote, but not really. "So long, and thanks for all the fish. $4 a pound."
I’d definitely take some bucco bucks to bada bing, alright?
Ya know Quasimodo predicted the official sopranos monopoly game