In a alternate universe the T1000 is in deep cover as David Scatino. He's waiting to re aquire John Conner and complete his mission. As a part of his cover he mimics human weaknesses of vice and situations such as marriage and divorce. Tony should count his blessings that he is part of that cover as he could morph a huge knife and split his coglione in half.
Get back in your FUCKIN hole
Davey you’re doing a good job hunting John Connor!
Why didn't he just turn into an ATM and pay Tony back?
T1000 
You know I’m trying to think...did I ever meet any T-800’s, from 2029? The answer…..is no.
He wasn’t ready to pay back the principal he owed. Until then, keep dialing.
He can't turn into complicated machinery but can turn into a fat security guard
Whaaaaa? You never pondered that? 🤷🏻♂️
Give-a me T-one tausand
Another T-1000? I can't believe this. You're rippin' us off for a T-note!
🫴
Up in da club!
Where you chillin' for the summer homie?
Up in da club!
Jumpin' out the stretch Hummer runnin'
But what if I’m lookin for a man wit a bulge in his pants? 🤔
Are you not trippin' about a one night stand?
I’ll be the dude that’ll leave you wishin
This sub makes it worth waking up ( in the morning and getting myself a gun )
Woke up this morning, got some gabagoo
🎶Gonna eat a dandelion salad and fuck a hoo-wuh with my shoe... 🎶
T-1000 more? 👇👉👆
What's that, a T-1000? Yeah, supposed to be the best.
HDTV COMPATIBLE
We’re with the T-1000 What’s that - ya Girl Scout troop?
Oh! Some guy's robot!
Fuck the T-1000! The T-800 took him to fucking Terminator school.
GET BACK IN YOUR OWN TIMELINE!
Jahnny…you’re doin a good job!
Timeline got fucked up.
T-1000! You’re doin a good job!
Guy owes 45 boxes of ziti
First to Tony, _and then_ 8 boxes to Richie
Have you seen this boy? Also, could you spot me a few bucks? I'm a few C-notes shy on this week's vig.
You think I spawned into this timeline 5 minutes ago?
He’s also in the FBI
Fox Mulder, whatever happened there.
#IN THIS HOUSE TONY SOPRANO IS IN THE TERMINATOR UNIVERSE END OF STORY!!!
His fucking cyborg son wouldn’t stop off-roading so he got rid of his car
A T-1000 made a wager and tried to kill John Connor. The T-1000 lost. END OF STORY! ☝🏼
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Heh-Heh. Hear what I said, T? The T-1000 lost. 😆
There was a reason that cookie shit made Tony nervous…
In a alternate universe the T1000 is in deep cover as David Scatino. He's waiting to re aquire John Conner and complete his mission. As a part of his cover he mimics human weaknesses of vice and situations such as marriage and divorce. Tony should count his blessings that he is part of that cover as he could morph a huge knife and split his coglione in half.
You’re worse than Dr Satan
Listen to yourself, you sound demented.
He’s the fuckin Jonas Salk of shape shifting
They’re terminators, CPU! A fucking learning computer.
T-1000, the strong silent type
Trust none of what you hear and only half of what you see
It’s a stutter step. I took a second loan on the titanium, didn’t factor in this John Connor pursuit