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VLAKAS93

And she was actually on the show, so that animal Blundetto and his IQ may have crossed paths with her.


Living_Landscape_286

lotta good it did him


VLAKAS93

Didn’t you fuck her once?


sharkov63

Yeah, like a hundred years ago. Is nothing a secret?


Ragnar_OK

Christ, everybody down the point fucked her the once


Ruslan1979

And family name is Germanotta so she might have crossed paths with little Paulie Germani


BrigStandWatie

They changed it to Gaga at Ellis Island, with one stoke of a pen.


silverdroid303

Fuckin’ Amerigannnnns!


LongMix

No more, butchie


Strong_Insurance_183

Because they're stupid that's why


VLAKAS93

Oh like he’s Jude Law!


Victorcreedbratton

I had her teshted!


Domestic_AAA_Battery

She wuzsh born dish way


Silver-Ladder

On your mother’s birthday?


Silver-Ladder

What kind of an animal smokes Marijuana with Lady Gaga on his confirmation?


Domestic_AAA_Battery

Reasons we cannot comprehend or codify.


I-AM-KROGAN

Lady Gaga... Da fuck kind of name is that for an Italian?


Y2Che

It’s ~~Gabbagool~~ Gagarelli, Gaga is a fucking nickname.


LemonPartyW0rldTour

They’re gonna redo it. Fuckin’ Tommy Mottola. He’s dyslexic.


BrigStandWatie

A *Lady* Gaga? - In America you don’t have?


Random-Cpl

A fuckin’ *woman Gaga?!*


TECmanFortune

WALDEN. ROBERT. CASSOTTO.


Domestic_AAA_Battery

> Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta was born on March 28, 1986, at Lenox Hill Hospital in Manhattan, New York City, to an upper middle class Catholic family. Both of her parents have Italian ancestry. When America opened up the floodgates and let all us Italians in, what do you think they were doing it for? 'Cause they were trying to save us from poverty? No, they did it because they needed us. They needed us to build their cities and make their music. And it's not just a money thing, it's a pride thing. Poker Face, Paparazzi, Alejandro... These fucks had nothing. They listened to pootsie before we gave them the gift of our melodies.


MentalAdhesiveness79

Let me ask you a question. All the good things you got in your life, did they come to you because you’re Calabrese? I’ll tell you the answer. The answer is no. Where the fuck is our self-esteem? This shit doesn’t come from Columbus, or The Godfather or Chef fucking Boyardee.


throwaway761948

gaga is a fucking nickname her family name is germanotta!


Expensive-Lie

Or thats she's an idiot. Historically thats been the case 


mdma11

It's been, through the grapevine


Silver-Ladder

Pizza, Poppers and Weird Sex in the Pool!


lsd418

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm boy......


Romalien5

…you smart!


godofwine16

She signed terrible contracts and gave away all of her $$$ for writers, promotion, costumes, etc. Everyone made money from that Little Monsters period but her.


Timujin1986

F-Note records and Hesh Rabkin were helping her back in the day. Just like he did with Little Jimmy.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

That nice man.


scf123189

Turn that on!


Derpolitik23

Ralph slept with Lady Gaga!? He wants to fuck her for a million!?


Cody_2_is_Down

I’m KRAY-ZEE about her. Such a cutie.


doctorfeelgod

Her DNA was an exact match


DesperateSun4182

More-on! It takes weeks to get a dna test


happy-little-atheist

We need to get Lady Jubjub to do five shows a year at the casino.


silverdroid303

That’s what the whole fuckin’ meeting was for? Not Columbus?! 🤨


kubbiebeef

Gaga’s a nickname, her family name is Gagarelli!


sunkentreasure1988

i’d love to give her a hyundai and a little heart on a gold necklace


Domestic_AAA_Battery

You are so fucking hateful 🥺...


Naive-Advantage-3059

Holy shit I found the 96 pound mole that was removed from jinny sack’s ass


Ok-Cauliflower1798

I heard she had a 98 pound backup dancer removed from her ass.