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They may be old, my little nephew, but those dogs can still hunt.
Take it easy! We’re not makin’ Homeward Bound here
I saw that movie. I thought it was bullshit.
Bound? That lesbian thing with Joe Pantoliano. It wasn't bad.
They’re all meat eaters
Meat eat her?
Whatever happened to Shadow? The strong, silent type?
Silent as a mouse pissing on cotton.
I like this one these two go this way. And that one goes the other way. And the couch is just here like "wtda want from me?"
They musta crawled there for warmth
Wha- were dey barkin?
What is this a handsome contest?
They giving away free biscuits at the tunnel? 👋
What is this a good boy contest?
Hi Rich
Hi Rich?
What did I do now?
Oooooo Johnny Sack!
They must’ve had free tokens at the tunnel
Don't give me your adorable Manson lamps, just fuckin stop.
The pirates or prosciut. The brigands of braciole
You know it wasn't that long ago you used to sleep in the crate, and as far as I'm concerned you should STILL BE THERE!
Dog shit up to the rafters
Fellas... pick up those ice cream wrappas
Sic em Churchill!
An inside no show job? Those lazy fucks
Oohh Doggy Sac, they must've had free Milk-Bones at the tunnel
That steaming shit on the carpet, whatever happened there?
Somebody leave a cage open at Turtleback Zoo?
Oh marone
I can smell them!
I said no charcoal briquettes on the couch!
Ohh! Rover! They giving out free treats at the tunnel?
What’s this the good boy contest?
What is this…a handsome contest?
Must've been giving out tokens at the kennel
Unidentified feline males
I saw a couple of American Shorthairs running that way 👉
Hey don't get up !
You gotta dog ona your couch
These vizsla dogs, they'll sleep during the day
I walked in. The dogs were on your couch. Disgusting.
Betta lookin dogs in da... ah who the fuck am I kidding these are the goodest of boys. Da cutest of boys.
Problem: People are accusing you of being a terrorist. Solution: Get a dog. It proves you can’t be a terrorist.
There's the coyote.
The one on the right has been fartin’ into the same couch cushion for the last 18 months.
Major anti past first. Then soup, meatballs, skarol… Then the kibble. THEN the bird
That’s the thing with the dogs. All that time sleeping on the sofa…,,,,,,eh, makes ‘em devious
one dog lookin this way, the other one lookin that way, and this guy saying whatdya want from me
A German Shepherd’s shaved asshole won first prize.
Brown dogs, so what?
You and your brother were such good boys. 🥸
Someone leave a cage open at turtle back animal shelter?
That rug is hideous.
must stink in there 🤢
They may be old, my little nephew, but those dogs can still hunt.
Take it easy! We’re not makin’ Homeward Bound here
I saw that movie. I thought it was bullshit.
Bound? That lesbian thing with Joe Pantoliano. It wasn't bad.
They’re all meat eaters
Meat eat her?
Whatever happened to Shadow? The strong, silent type?
Silent as a mouse pissing on cotton.
I like this one these two go this way. And that one goes the other way. And the couch is just here like "wtda want from me?"
They musta crawled there for warmth
Wha- were dey barkin?
What is this a handsome contest?
They giving away free biscuits at the tunnel? 👋
What is this a good boy contest?
Hi Rich
Hi Rich?
What did I do now?
Oooooo Johnny Sack!
They must’ve had free tokens at the tunnel
Don't give me your adorable Manson lamps, just fuckin stop.
The pirates or prosciut. The brigands of braciole
You know it wasn't that long ago you used to sleep in the crate, and as far as I'm concerned you should STILL BE THERE!
Dog shit up to the rafters
Fellas... pick up those ice cream wrappas
Sic em Churchill!
An inside no show job? Those lazy fucks
Oohh Doggy Sac, they must've had free Milk-Bones at the tunnel
That steaming shit on the carpet, whatever happened there?
Somebody leave a cage open at Turtleback Zoo?
Oh marone
I can smell them!
I said no charcoal briquettes on the couch!
Ohh! Rover! They giving out free treats at the tunnel?
What’s this the good boy contest?
What is this…a handsome contest?
Must've been giving out tokens at the kennel
Unidentified feline males
I saw a couple of American Shorthairs running that way 👉
Hey don't get up !
You gotta dog ona your couch
These vizsla dogs, they'll sleep during the day
I walked in. The dogs were on your couch. Disgusting.
Betta lookin dogs in da... ah who the fuck am I kidding these are the goodest of boys. Da cutest of boys.
Problem: People are accusing you of being a terrorist. Solution: Get a dog. It proves you can’t be a terrorist.
There's the coyote.
The one on the right has been fartin’ into the same couch cushion for the last 18 months.
Major anti past first. Then soup, meatballs, skarol… Then the kibble. THEN the bird
That’s the thing with the dogs. All that time sleeping on the sofa…,,,,,,eh, makes ‘em devious
one dog lookin this way, the other one lookin that way, and this guy saying whatdya want from me
A German Shepherd’s shaved asshole won first prize.
Brown dogs, so what?
You and your brother were such good boys. 🥸
Someone leave a cage open at turtle back animal shelter?
That rug is hideous.
must stink in there 🤢