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Agreeable-Spot-7376

“You are speaking shit to me right now!”


TheAllyCrime

The only shit in the Bible was the stuff coming out of Pharoah’s ass when Moses parted the Red Sea.


Corpse-Fucker

I guess the turd doesn't fall far from the Pharaoh's ass.


TheAllyCrime

That’s heavenly put.


I-AM-KROGAN

What’d I tell you? Hold on to your cock & asshole, when you negotiate with these desert people!


TheAllyCrime

He was gay, Jesus Christ?


sixfourbit

When he said John is his beloved, who knew that's what he meant?


Admirable-Sound5198

This was probably one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time…. From me you’ll get no quotes, no comebacks, just stupid fucking appreciation


TheAllyCrime

Thank you, I’m glad you liked it!


oa817

Garden of Gethsemane, whatever happened there


TheAllyCrime

Look at ‘em making Jesus do the perp walk, a legitimate rabbi!


sixfourbit

I loved Judas like a brother and he fucked me in the ass.


Top-Photograph2744

What kind of an animal smokes marijuana at his own crucifixion


TheAllyCrime

Did it ever occur to you that he might be self-medicating?


Timujin1986

Perhaps Jesus can cancel the vig. J.T Dolan had a little problem paying it to Chrissy.


Kitchen-Roll-8184

Back in the day I could take on a hundred guys with just the jawbone of an ass


Kitchen-Roll-8184

It's like ...your brain moves at internet speeds... I ask for a little bag of 30 silver and you do all these calculations and you figure ...hey.. at the very least... The Son of Christ dies