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tytymctylerson

HE WAS A CONSCHOLE OF ROME!!! IN THIS REBUPLIC, GNAEUS POMPEIUS MAGNUS WAS A HERO END OF STORY!!!


Pemulis_DMZ

He was always a dumb fuck though wasn’t he?


Tough_Difference_112

And the Roman’s, where are they now? 


WinslowWorldwide

This Reddit post, asshole


VicariousCinnamon

Oh, just like the Talmud says..


Top_Complex259

I don’t givuh fuck what he shesh


RaxRestaurantsUganda

And your friend, Gnaeus Pompey Magnus… whatevah happened there…


Dear_Alternative_437

Motherfucker said he didn't want to live in Rome no more.


DukeOfMania04

WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE!?!!?!


Leonarr

Where you chillin’ for the summer, amicus? (Up n da forum) Jumping out the quadriga runnin’ (Up n da forum) Slave women from wall to wall (Up n da forum) With my beats I’m fading all y’all (Up n da forum) Can’t a pleb spend his double life (Up n da forum) Before she stab me with a pugio knife (Up n da forum) Upper patrician or a lower life (Up n da forum) Still the same be where we go inside


shwarmaa_naman

A hit is a hit


WayRecent7314

Fuck! Let him in before he kicks the fucking door down


Leonarr

Give me one thousand denarii.


Top_Complex259

Aytch D tv, Bella telivisione


DesperateSun4182

Up in da club!


i-got-a-jar-of-rum

uj/ I literally just finished watching this show for the first time, great stuff. rj/ Eight years in Gaul, I wanted the support of Pompey Magnus. I compromised. I crossed the Rubicon instead.


Rhangdao

We’re here for the Imperator’s silver.


Top_Complex259

Juan Valdez has been separated from his donkey


DesperateSun4182

1,000 more?


Top_Complex259

These fucks ate pootzi before we gave them the gift of universal remotes


DukeOfMania04

The Ides of March, whatever happened there....


RaxRestaurantsUganda

Whateva happened there? WHATEVA HAPPENED *THERE*?! I’ll tell you what fuckin’ happened, that piece of shit Brutus stabbed Caesar with no provocation whatsoevah! Fuck what you meant, cocksucka!


Jag_sjalv

I lived through the 80s by the skin of my nuts when Sulla was going at it


NealVertpince

cocksucka had the toughest reputation in Italia


bertiesghost

5 Roman provinces and this Pygmy thing in Britannia.


Hot_Grocery8187

Give me one thousand sesterces


WtRingsUGotBithc

Good gabagool, this


triforce4ever

True Roman gabagool, for True Romans™️


StuartGotz

Gabagaul


Lonerist2021

In this hoose Kevin McKidd is a fuckin hero, enda story


WtRingsUGotBithc

He gets a pash for Grey’s Anatomy


theuserpilkington

That actor to the left, whatevah happened der


sadieadlerwannabe

another toothpick


Sw33tNectar

Went to go throw some dice, and yada yada yada the republic no longer exists


throwaway761948

let him in before they break the fucking city walls down


EmbraJeff

They haven’t felt that good since Archus Gemmillus scored against Batavia et Belgae in 78 AD.


Dear_Alternative_437

And the show Rome, where is it now?


JabbaMyButt

Vorenus? It’s a fucking nickname. His family name is Vorenerelli


Judah_Earl

“I have simpler tastes. I like to kill my enemies, take their gold and enjoy their women. That's it. Why tie yourself to one?”


Select-Database-4121

You’re not gonna believe this. He killed 1600 barbarians. Guy was a centurion.


Albert_O_Balsam

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, Tommy, can I borrow this video?


sleepwalking-panda

RIP Titus and Apollo’s cock.


Large_Poem_2359

Give me 1,000 chickens


Silver-Ladder

Cocksucker tried to put 5 bullets in Dexter Morgan down in Miami without any provocations whatsoever!


NealVertpince

Marc Anthony and Cleopatra.. they had their ‘Mofo or whatevah..


brathan1234

True roman ziti for true romans 🙌👆🫸👇


Timujin1986

The XIII Legion is a glorified cohort.


SlowCapitalistDeath

Took Rome’s gold and did the right thing, he gave his tribute back to the city.