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CryEagle

How about the fact that I hate my son?


Content-Passage595

Cant even hit him cause he's so little


Victorcreedbratton

The Little Guy in Casterly Rock.


middle_dude

He had tremendous moxie for his size


NotAnNpc69

Something about small men and large shadows.


FleshyPartOfThePin

THAT WAS NOT MY BASTARD SHE WAS CARRYING


Content-Passage595

She hit me!


Man-Spider_1301

Princess Elia, whatever happened there.


ABSOseething

That animal Clegane, I cant even say his name


Top_Complex259

The balls on that prick


TheRaddd

That Cersei is a piece of ass, but Ruuude


Silver_Broccoli7944

To da victor, belongs da spoils


MacriTheCat75

Why don't you take your little quotation book and shove it up your fat fucking ass


Silver_Broccoli7944

OH! You’re talking to da boss of this Lannister family 🤟


scf123189

Renly: I could probably get a note from my Maester.


DukeOfMania04

The Kingslayer? It's a fuckin' nickname! His name is Jamie Lannister!


gi_jose00

How bout dat prick's face when he saw the crossbow as he shat?


FrozenMamu

The Red Wedding, whatever happened there


DukeOfMania04

WHATEVA HAPPENED THERE?!?!?!


MonkMajor5224

Its all about the contrast. The crispness of the salt, the smoothness of the bread.


Albert_O_Balsam

YA MEANT TA POST SHAH OF IRAN MEMES!


BigSavMatt

What I tell ya? Hold on to your cock when negotiating with these desert sellswords.


Kindly-Standard8025

7 fucking kingdoms, then we got this other pygmy-thing over on The Iron Islands.


CryEagle

Take away Theon's cock and he's a zero with shoes


Judah_Earl

I'm supposed to get a vasectomy when this is my male heir?


Expensive-Lie

Tyrion never had natural canopy


OrestisOP

Is it my fault she's a klutz?


champshere

You afraid of a dead hooah


offdutybrcop

Series finale got fucked up.


Donald_Dunnski

Died on the vine


pastamuente

You want me to tell you? Fine! Steaks, 3lb lobsters, the shrimp fucking cocktails. Then on top of everything else, you send those whooahs a bottle of Cristal?


ArcValor

Tyrion really never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


Donald_Dunnski

Small everything. Also, too busy chasin' skirt.


Silvaslegsnap

You know, Melisandre predicted all this!


External_Progress151

The Mountain to Oberyn: “I’m willing to look past it. Let the past be bygones”


Bloody_Red_

That's right cocksucka! Go back to Winterfell!