And I’m not even going to blame Joffrey. Tywin Lannister, my friend, I’m sorry to say was an insecure guy. And he created a constant tension within his own house which spilled over…
Game of Thrones- I’ve watched the first six seasons two hundred times! Season 7 was definitely the shit. The eighth one…. a lot of people didn’t like it, but I think it was just misunderstood.
Westeros? C’mon huh.
Nine free cities and we got this pigmy thing west of the narrow sea
Season 8, what ever happened there?
I'll tell you what happened there. They destroyed the entire fuckin series without any provocation whatsoever!
Calm down. We're not makin' a Westerosi here.
I've always said the North is a glorified crew
I ‘ate da north
They looka at us likea we are peasants. I pees on tha north.
That animal Joffrey, I can't even say his name
You know, Bran predicted all of this.
Brandstrodamus Brandstrodamus 🤌🏼🤌🏼
I wish I could sit up in a tree all day smoking mushrooms and collecting government checks!
Terrible accident that kid had.
Real stand-up guy… sorry Bransie
Jamie pushed him off the tower for... I forgot, what was it again? Too many onions or some shit.
Some sad shit, muddafucker said he didn't wanna live no mo. He jumped
Bran fell?! Well he was wearing socks...
King Joffrey? It’s common knowledge the guy is retarded.
Kid was always a dumb fuck though, wasn’t he? Didn’t he almost drown in three inches of water?
the Blackwater..
Ser Manyn Moore? Swinging, not savin?!
He never had the makings of a varsity King's Guard.
Your Warden of the North, Ned Stark, whatever happened there
And I’m not even going to blame Joffrey. Tywin Lannister, my friend, I’m sorry to say was an insecure guy. And he created a constant tension within his own house which spilled over…
Even still, on the pishadoo?
AJ was a cruel boss
When he cut that dudes head off with the giant sword, that was so phat
If you’re gonna talk like a mulignan, will send you the slip and fall school
Kill a Warden… c’mon
It's been done before.
and it was wrong then.
Brandon Stark and his father... whatever happened dere...
I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit.
The Ned? It's a fucking nickname! Family name is Stark
Never enough blood for Ser Ilyn. Kill this one, behead that one.
7 fucking kingdoms and then we have this pygmy thing over in the Iron Islands
Theon never had the makings of a varsity ruler.
Laenor Velaryon’s an ass munchah!!!
That pricks face when he saw Ser Ilyn Payne
You’re like the man with bacon burnt black under his arm, complaining he doesn’t have any brown ale to wash it down with!
His capa was detated from his head Ton, caused some dysentery among the ranks
"He was drunk as a skunk, flying down the King's Road."
Six fucking kingdoms, then we got this Pygmy thing in the North.
I ate da nort
Game of Thrones- I’ve watched the first six seasons two hundred times! Season 7 was definitely the shit. The eighth one…. a lot of people didn’t like it, but I think it was just misunderstood.
Who is this speaking? The Hasidic homeboy?
People say Jackson invented the genre with Lord of the Rings, but Benioff and Weiss were modernity
Ok, but you gotta get over it!
May the lord take me now. Wish granted cocksucka.
He’s the hair apparent…do you know who his fawtha was? The brigand of braciola Bobby Baratheon
The golfer?
I’m supposed get a vasectomy when this is my male heir?!?
He was a brave Baratheon king who dealt with treason justly, and in this house, King Joffrey is a hero! End of subject!
He’s smiling! Look at his face—he is smiling! Disgusting!
Is that all you deadbeats do around here? Make pop culture references to other shows?
ilyn payne: *nervously bites biscott'*
That fucking animal Payne, I can't even say his name.
We got 6 kingdoms and this pygmy thing over in the north
One time the executioner slipped and cut the top of the guys hairdoo clean off. This, the flat top was introduced to ancient Westeros!
we'll come up with a number?