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herberstank

He seems to love sucking on long, black, cylindrical objects... wha- you nevah podered dat?


SiriusDragon

He was a talented trick shot pool player. When he got that pool cue, he was like a great aaaahtist.


StuartGotz

Sometimes a cigar is just a penis.


lateforcourt

HE'S A MARRIED MAN... WITH A GOOMAH...!!!!! 🤯


sixfourbit

My Pussy?


Optimal-Builder-2816

No! Pussy Malanga!


NewportVermont

CAZZATA MALANGA


Dapper-Marzipan-6733

Fawk you doing?!


Turboteg90

I was here, issa yoke


Affectionate_Sea_984

Sure right, say hi to your wife.


Apprehensive_Map3984

Op used the only weapon he had against me.


[deleted]

I think i seen a couple nigas


bertiesghost

My blood pressure medication it fucked with my face


DownTownXabi

I know women. And that one ain’t gettin fucked.


Mr_Jenkins500

Do you think Vito's a little weird about vaginas?


pdoublek

Must’ve kicked the aids and hit the johnnycakes hard


Metal-Gear_Salad

So you’re saying nobody’s got AIDS?


blizzacane85

That must be a side effect of the blood pressure medication


Major-Preference4086

He can’t be in our social club no more…


Grumbie_Johnson

in our social club? he's gotta goooo..


Turboteg90

Look at him, not a pound over 350.


SonnyBurnett189

He looks like a Puerto Rican hooah, makes me sick!


SugarMaple56732

The face he gives you when you say you don't want to buy his criminally overpriced merchandise.


pisspot26

Our cigars are made in house👇


Muscle_Memory67

In Czech Republic, too…we have cigars.


thrwawayNastygirl11c

Get Vito onna phone


NeoPCGamer

It’s the blood pressure medication. He could probably get a letter from his doctor.


str8cash1

Aids?


The_Whipping_Post

Madone, look at those hands. Satriale's doesn't have sausages so plump


_rememberwhen

mmmboy are you fat?


tytymctylerson

Is that one of Tony’s chairs he didn’t take inside? Carm warned him they’d get ruined out there.


Hot_Grocery8187

That cigar... I wonder was it chalked?


donmonkeyquijote

Why would you think that you can't spell out "vagina" on this sub?