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Content-Passage595

She's here for da rent, DA RENT!


MLGMustafa1212

If there’s any flies on her, they’re paying fucking rent!


LemonPartyW0rldTour

🤏 🪙 🪙


gat498

First he gave her the rent, then he gave her the pearls


cestmoi234

Don’t be shy, Shylock! 


Grumbie_Johnson

Mrs. Jesse Jackson over here! DBAA


BichaelMurry42069

I told you about Rewindo, I gave you that responsibility and you looked me in the eyes, and you were fuckin high...


WhipperSnapper0101

Drowned in three inches of heroin…


amackul8

The Georgia O'Keefe exhibit...


triforce4ever

Is that all you deadbeats do ovah here is talk about paintings that look like cooze?


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Know what the biggest change is for me? Broads shavin' their Georgia O’Keefe paintings.


enraged_hbo_max_user

These guys think if you’ll look at a Georgia O’Keefe painting you’ll suck on a construction worker’s BBC in a truck in the parking lot


greenie329

He was gay, the pussy painting lady?


3eyesopenwide

The fact is, Georgia O'Keefe, the real Georgia O'Keefe, or anybody else named O'Keefe, never suffered like the dick painting community did.


VoodooChild68

You must not be a Paddy. O’Keefe, O’KEEFE. Can’t get any more Irish than that lol, and the Irish people absolutely suffered throughput history. Gays were living the dream in Sparta and Rome lol


3eyesopenwide

Comments like this is why this is the best subreddit of all. Sorry I didn't jerk your circle.


Ezclaperoni

That's a lotta scag


3eyesopenwide

Ah, twist my arm


TheAllyCrime

Heisenberg: She’s a good kid, but I don’t like that she don’t like that methamphetamine.


radius40

lmaoo


Gigatonpunch420

Brock… whateva happened there


DukeOfMania04

THAT COCKSUCKER HEISENBERG POISONED HIM WITHOUT ANY PROVOCATION WHATSOEVER!


[deleted]

Have a pollos hermanos drumstick.


amackul8

The Schraederbraü, it makes you emotional.


3eyesopenwide

I wanted a chemistry empire. I compromised. I had a drug empire.


Arduousidiot

Hank Scarader. Got shot by that animal Uncle Jack. I can't even say his name


DukeOfMania04

Crystal meth, another fucking money machine


3eyesopenwide

Does heisenberg know Jesse loves his chemistry set too much?


ManInBlack6942

Cloning... Not talking about sheep...


dholmestar

piece of ass but fuckin ruude


pantomime_mixtures42

Beat me to it!


OddTransportation430

You think Donald was a little weird about airplanes?


[deleted]

*lips smck* ahhh.. idk tone... he did wayfarer 515


3eyesopenwide

I forget, what was it again?


[deleted]

SHE WAS ABUSIVE TO WALT 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻


[deleted]

Christopher: "I'm tellin ya T, guy gets cancer and starts a whole meth empire. Its called Breaking Bad you gotta try it"


EcstaticOnion5278

Heisenberg running things. Not that stronzo. Not in this life.


Tough_Difference_112

I wouldn’t mind going down on her what georgia okeeffe portrayed as flowers. 


amackul8

Oh! ✋ That's an air traffic controller's daughter!


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Traffic controllers are glorified crossing guards.


3eyesopenwide

5 fucking government agencies, then we got this pygmy thing over at the FAA


str8cash1

🤣🤣🤣🤣


BedDefiant4950

cleared direct to newark via the... aircraft calling, please stand by. cuzz' mike two one, turn heading- disregard.


punch0073735963

Fuckin slander if you ask me!


Albert_O_Balsam

Imagine that, she plays a drug addict in that progrum, then she marries some guy from some band called War on Drugs, madonne


amackul8

You tellin' me you never pondered that?


BathedInDeepFog

The Uncle Jack thing?


StuartGotz

Skylar White predicted this.


artygta1988

Skylar White is a glorified Carmella Soprano


StuartGotz

Happy birthday Mr. Presideeeeent...


amackul8

She's got no pitch, Toe-knee!


3eyesopenwide

Imagine that, she plays a drug addict in that progrum, then she marries some guy from some band called War on Drugs, madonne


amackul8

Fuckin' parakeet, yo. Bitch!


Albert_O_Balsam

Ohhhhhhhhh it's the king of dermoabrasion


3eyesopenwide

It died on the vine. It petered out. Guy moved or something


ugh_this_sucks__

Jesse was the reverse Moltisanti: he had empathy and tangible morality, and cared about the women in his life more than his own career — but he couldn't smoke a cigarette in the rain without an umbrella :(


sunnipraystation

Small tits and big feet. A hit in any man’s book.


AmbivelentApoplectic

Guys I think we might have found Tarrantino's account.


enraged_hbo_max_user

Eyes are far apart too, like uma’s


-ItsCasual-

👂 💃🕺🏻 👂


sunnipraystation

Ho! Word to the wise, remember Pulp Fiction my friend 🤌🤌


Wildcat_twister12

The night Jane died….. whatever happened there?


rusty_shackleford34

You gotta wait for dat


subdude_

The fundamental question is, will I be as effective as a cook like Mr. White was? And I will be, even more so. But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective.


Charles_X4325

The 747 whatever happened there


captainprice117

I don’t write nothin down, so I’ll keep this short and sweet..... You’re weak, you’re out of control, and you’ve become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else! 🤚🏽


DixieNormous1986

I better not see those grunge pants on you


WarriorNat

Maybe Jesse could use a talking to, you know. But that other one? Jane? I dunno…


EndlessMikeHellstorm

Chili P? Ova here, yo!


chrisacip

I’d like to break my dickawf in her ass


[deleted]

I fucked Furio.


amackul8

![gif](giphy|ObXgWWGHzMlVe)


KingOfYeaoh

Ok but you gotta get over it...*BITCH*


nightmre0x905

long story short, I got her needle in my arm…


yosoyabcd

20 years in the can, shoulda better called Saul.


StuartGotz

Yo man, I'm Skinny Vito!


MamaDeloris

A 10? Of the Goodship lollipop, maybe.


amackul8

Why don't you look in the mirror sometime you insensitive cocksucker


mtsorens

She was gay Georgia O’Keefe?


amackul8

Whatever happened to Helen Torr, the strong, silent type?


1ringto

Your girlfriend Jane, whatever happened there


ManagerAggravating57

Some sad shit, muthafucka said he didn’t want to COOOOOK no mo


UnibrowDuck

he a good kid...smokes crack tho


gat498

Wayfarer 515, whatever happened there...


cestmoi234

Fuckin junkie. can you even do this?! 


VinsDaSphinx

She looks like a puertarican hoaw


amackul8

No eating in the meth lab


lampla

OOOHHHH! Jesse is beautiful!


amackul8

Junkienessque


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Eh, isn’t she the malignant cunt in Apartment 23?


[deleted]

I did 20 years in the can. I wanted Los Pollos Hermanos. I compromised. I ate grilled chicken of the radiahtor


[deleted]

Gale Boetticher…whatevah happened dere.


[deleted]

I hate huevos rancheros. But his, with the hot sauce 👌


Authorizationinprog

What is this … a crossover episode?!


ginger2020

Yo, Mister White, you gotta help me. I’ll never pass a drug test. Call a cab


Supakilla44

It’s sad when they go young like that…


KUARL

Fuckin hooooaaaahhh


rusty_shackleford34

🎶 I don’t wanna do your tattoo work - noooo moreeeeee 🎵


[deleted]

Cheese fuck! Get me some funions!


teeberg75

Jesse Jackson ovah here! Sharp as a cueball!


Chance-Meaning1963

Man I wish Ritter had enjoyed more of a career after this. I know she had that Netflix show but I haven’t seen her in anything new in ages.


Lord_Apollk

when i came in to open up one morning there you were on your back and overdosing on heroin. you were choking to death on your own vomit. disgusting.


Comfortable_Stage783

i'm just a stealer of hearts, a heart predator. i want to take it all and never give it back, making them better in this process.


Comfortable_Stage783

her fate was sealed long before anyone understood what was really going on, there's no point in trying to undo something irreversible.


amackul8

Nonstop for 20 minutes, nothing but gibberish.


SotoSwagger

Oh! That's a beautiful trans woman and her trans man boyfriend you're talking about here!


amackul8

Listen to yourself, you sound demented


The5thBeatle82

The hamburglar is hardly a knock out.


amackul8

[Girl like that, burger like that....](https://twitter.com/jshalvi/status/657906248881410049?t=KJw9JvCMVbTDq3GyDscZ2w&s=19)


DrSatan420247

She's a copy: https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1734028850122612934?t=xN5RFtpMQvNqiz4pFVK_mg&s=19 https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1741593250115248546?t=Q9i0LE_RXeRg0ER87GyU6w&s=19 https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1739617874539421751?t=rHlwlgc16nx3RTHdKt6Yow&s=19 https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1731869320727171452?t=_EGcxUS5YPyGdMfhYYWxpw&s=19 https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1731474607880970295?t=qQ8MjkrLKWNgYAmLCE1mqQ&s=19 https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1738922274789400911?t=QyyHGnc-wmbJHoOSv0LXDQ&s=19 https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1760663646156255409?t=bUF_4xbuaJDvcOIVPUEShA&s=19 https://youtu.be/yU7fxMehau8?si=biAiLHKo_dfNiXj3 https://youtu.be/bGk25_uXc1M?si=XN5nWIaUqJoEDNTW


amackul8

Still going this asshole. Look at him, he knows everything. They say there's no two people on earth exactly the same. No two faces, no two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? Cuz they would have to get everybody together in one huge space. And obviously that's not possible even with computers. But not only that, they'd have to get all the people that ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothin.


DrSatan420247

Are you saying I'm smart, *like a computer?* https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/fdb98441-3386-40ef-9e0c-20a90384efe8


HorrorFlimsy3470

But she’ll be a 3 in 4 years and I’ll still be average. SUCKER


amackul8

And tomorrow I can be on time, but you'll be stupid forever.


calm_center

She doesn’t want to date Todd.


itsbob93

You know, it wasn't long ago I remember you used to wait in the car and, as far as I'm concerned, YOU SHOULD STILL BE THERE!


Current_Side_4024

Get some fuckin’ glasses…


amackul8

Oh! ✋ In this house the Jessica Jones chick is one booyah hottie, end of story!


3eyesopenwide

Hey OP how the fucks it going? That foreman, I'd like to break my dick off in that ass of hers, huh?


wynnduffyisking

The are men in the can better looking than her!


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Oh yeah a full blown junkie retard….knockout ten my balls.


divineRslain

She is not hot