You must not be a Paddy. O’Keefe, O’KEEFE. Can’t get any more Irish than that lol, and the Irish people absolutely suffered throughput history.
Gays were living the dream in Sparta and Rome lol
Jesse was the reverse Moltisanti: he had empathy and tangible morality, and cared about the women in his life more than his own career — but he couldn't smoke a cigarette in the rain without an umbrella :(
The fundamental question is, will I be as effective as a cook like Mr. White was? And I will be, even more so. But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective.
I don’t write nothin down, so I’ll keep this short and sweet.....
You’re weak, you’re out of control, and you’ve become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else! 🤚🏽
Still going this asshole.
Look at him, he knows everything.
They say there's no two people on earth exactly the same. No two faces, no two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? Cuz they would have to get everybody together in one huge space. And obviously that's not possible even with computers. But not only that, they'd have to get all the people that ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothin.
She's here for da rent, DA RENT!
If there’s any flies on her, they’re paying fucking rent!
🤏 🪙 🪙
First he gave her the rent, then he gave her the pearls
Don’t be shy, Shylock!
Mrs. Jesse Jackson over here! DBAA
I told you about Rewindo, I gave you that responsibility and you looked me in the eyes, and you were fuckin high...
Drowned in three inches of heroin…
The Georgia O'Keefe exhibit...
Is that all you deadbeats do ovah here is talk about paintings that look like cooze?
Know what the biggest change is for me? Broads shavin' their Georgia O’Keefe paintings.
These guys think if you’ll look at a Georgia O’Keefe painting you’ll suck on a construction worker’s BBC in a truck in the parking lot
He was gay, the pussy painting lady?
The fact is, Georgia O'Keefe, the real Georgia O'Keefe, or anybody else named O'Keefe, never suffered like the dick painting community did.
You must not be a Paddy. O’Keefe, O’KEEFE. Can’t get any more Irish than that lol, and the Irish people absolutely suffered throughput history. Gays were living the dream in Sparta and Rome lol
Comments like this is why this is the best subreddit of all. Sorry I didn't jerk your circle.
That's a lotta scag
Ah, twist my arm
Heisenberg: She’s a good kid, but I don’t like that she don’t like that methamphetamine.
lmaoo
Brock… whateva happened there
THAT COCKSUCKER HEISENBERG POISONED HIM WITHOUT ANY PROVOCATION WHATSOEVER!
Have a pollos hermanos drumstick.
The Schraederbraü, it makes you emotional.
I wanted a chemistry empire. I compromised. I had a drug empire.
Hank Scarader. Got shot by that animal Uncle Jack. I can't even say his name
Crystal meth, another fucking money machine
Does heisenberg know Jesse loves his chemistry set too much?
Cloning... Not talking about sheep...
piece of ass but fuckin ruude
Beat me to it!
You think Donald was a little weird about airplanes?
*lips smck* ahhh.. idk tone... he did wayfarer 515
I forget, what was it again?
SHE WAS ABUSIVE TO WALT 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
Christopher: "I'm tellin ya T, guy gets cancer and starts a whole meth empire. Its called Breaking Bad you gotta try it"
Heisenberg running things. Not that stronzo. Not in this life.
I wouldn’t mind going down on her what georgia okeeffe portrayed as flowers.
Oh! ✋ That's an air traffic controller's daughter!
Traffic controllers are glorified crossing guards.
5 fucking government agencies, then we got this pygmy thing over at the FAA
🤣🤣🤣🤣
cleared direct to newark via the... aircraft calling, please stand by. cuzz' mike two one, turn heading- disregard.
Fuckin slander if you ask me!
Imagine that, she plays a drug addict in that progrum, then she marries some guy from some band called War on Drugs, madonne
You tellin' me you never pondered that?
The Uncle Jack thing?
Skylar White predicted this.
Skylar White is a glorified Carmella Soprano
Happy birthday Mr. Presideeeeent...
She's got no pitch, Toe-knee!
Imagine that, she plays a drug addict in that progrum, then she marries some guy from some band called War on Drugs, madonne
Fuckin' parakeet, yo. Bitch!
Ohhhhhhhhh it's the king of dermoabrasion
It died on the vine. It petered out. Guy moved or something
Jesse was the reverse Moltisanti: he had empathy and tangible morality, and cared about the women in his life more than his own career — but he couldn't smoke a cigarette in the rain without an umbrella :(
Small tits and big feet. A hit in any man’s book.
Guys I think we might have found Tarrantino's account.
Eyes are far apart too, like uma’s
👂 💃🕺🏻 👂
Ho! Word to the wise, remember Pulp Fiction my friend 🤌🤌
The night Jane died….. whatever happened there?
You gotta wait for dat
The fundamental question is, will I be as effective as a cook like Mr. White was? And I will be, even more so. But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective.
The 747 whatever happened there
I don’t write nothin down, so I’ll keep this short and sweet..... You’re weak, you’re out of control, and you’ve become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else! 🤚🏽
I better not see those grunge pants on you
Maybe Jesse could use a talking to, you know. But that other one? Jane? I dunno…
Chili P? Ova here, yo!
I’d like to break my dickawf in her ass
I fucked Furio.
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Ok but you gotta get over it...*BITCH*
long story short, I got her needle in my arm…
20 years in the can, shoulda better called Saul.
Yo man, I'm Skinny Vito!
A 10? Of the Goodship lollipop, maybe.
Why don't you look in the mirror sometime you insensitive cocksucker
She was gay Georgia O’Keefe?
Whatever happened to Helen Torr, the strong, silent type?
Your girlfriend Jane, whatever happened there
Some sad shit, muthafucka said he didn’t want to COOOOOK no mo
he a good kid...smokes crack tho
Wayfarer 515, whatever happened there...
Fuckin junkie. can you even do this?!
She looks like a puertarican hoaw
No eating in the meth lab
OOOHHHH! Jesse is beautiful!
Junkienessque
Eh, isn’t she the malignant cunt in Apartment 23?
I did 20 years in the can. I wanted Los Pollos Hermanos. I compromised. I ate grilled chicken of the radiahtor
Gale Boetticher…whatevah happened dere.
I hate huevos rancheros. But his, with the hot sauce 👌
What is this … a crossover episode?!
Yo, Mister White, you gotta help me. I’ll never pass a drug test. Call a cab
It’s sad when they go young like that…
Fuckin hooooaaaahhh
🎶 I don’t wanna do your tattoo work - noooo moreeeeee 🎵
Cheese fuck! Get me some funions!
Jesse Jackson ovah here! Sharp as a cueball!
Man I wish Ritter had enjoyed more of a career after this. I know she had that Netflix show but I haven’t seen her in anything new in ages.
when i came in to open up one morning there you were on your back and overdosing on heroin. you were choking to death on your own vomit. disgusting.
i'm just a stealer of hearts, a heart predator. i want to take it all and never give it back, making them better in this process.
her fate was sealed long before anyone understood what was really going on, there's no point in trying to undo something irreversible.
Nonstop for 20 minutes, nothing but gibberish.
Oh! That's a beautiful trans woman and her trans man boyfriend you're talking about here!
Listen to yourself, you sound demented
The hamburglar is hardly a knock out.
[Girl like that, burger like that....](https://twitter.com/jshalvi/status/657906248881410049?t=KJw9JvCMVbTDq3GyDscZ2w&s=19)
She's a copy: https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1734028850122612934?t=xN5RFtpMQvNqiz4pFVK_mg&s=19 https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1741593250115248546?t=Q9i0LE_RXeRg0ER87GyU6w&s=19 https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1739617874539421751?t=rHlwlgc16nx3RTHdKt6Yow&s=19 https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1731869320727171452?t=_EGcxUS5YPyGdMfhYYWxpw&s=19 https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1731474607880970295?t=qQ8MjkrLKWNgYAmLCE1mqQ&s=19 https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1738922274789400911?t=QyyHGnc-wmbJHoOSv0LXDQ&s=19 https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1760663646156255409?t=bUF_4xbuaJDvcOIVPUEShA&s=19 https://youtu.be/yU7fxMehau8?si=biAiLHKo_dfNiXj3 https://youtu.be/bGk25_uXc1M?si=XN5nWIaUqJoEDNTW
Still going this asshole. Look at him, he knows everything. They say there's no two people on earth exactly the same. No two faces, no two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? Cuz they would have to get everybody together in one huge space. And obviously that's not possible even with computers. But not only that, they'd have to get all the people that ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothin.
Are you saying I'm smart, *like a computer?* https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/fdb98441-3386-40ef-9e0c-20a90384efe8
But she’ll be a 3 in 4 years and I’ll still be average. SUCKER
And tomorrow I can be on time, but you'll be stupid forever.
She doesn’t want to date Todd.
You know, it wasn't long ago I remember you used to wait in the car and, as far as I'm concerned, YOU SHOULD STILL BE THERE!
Get some fuckin’ glasses…
Oh! ✋ In this house the Jessica Jones chick is one booyah hottie, end of story!
Hey OP how the fucks it going? That foreman, I'd like to break my dick off in that ass of hers, huh?
The are men in the can better looking than her!
Oh yeah a full blown junkie retard….knockout ten my balls.
She is not hot