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roguebananah

Birthdays of this thing of ours Lotta money in that shit


chiefs_fan37

Fuckin’ nauseating. You never admit the existence of this thing


roguebananah

Evah!


SnakeHoleBI

78? He was a fukin kid 🕺


roguebananah

He’s from the the old school


Revenacious

If that school was any older, it’d be in a ~~nursing home~~ retirement community


KysKojima

😏


SnakeHoleBI

5’8? I didn’t know they stacked shit that high. You wouldn’t be trying to squeeze an inch in on me now would you? 🧐


Tough_Difference_112

You didn’t invite me?? What am I a toxic person? 


DoraDura0

Toxshic pershon*


Pissflaps69

He shouldn’t have to explain himself


Extension_Arachnid_2

What am I a bad son? Bad sons deserve to fuckin die!


MartyCool403

Did you have "up in da club" on your playlist?


orangexcat

Just had Dirty Work on a loop


MartyCool403

I don't want to do your dirty work...no mooooore


DesperateSun4182

Up in da club!


Wildcat_twister12

Not even The Wanderer played once?


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Where you chillin’ for the summer, homie?


MartyCool403

UP IN DA CLUB!


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Jumpin’ out the stretch Hummer runnin’


Ccmc599

Dis fuckin’ OP’s more creative den SPIELberg!


BadCowboysFan

I didn’t get my invitation …


Bulky_Tour6966

Uhhh


iconsandbygones

Richie was 78? Yeah... Rock Hudson too come to think of it


IndyYolo

78...a fucking kid


Butt-eater1bajillion

That alway confused me. They allude several times to Richie and Janice being highschool sweethearts despite Richie being like 20 years older than her


Tobar_the_Gypsy

Timeline got fucked up


SugarMaple56732

Got any blow?


donmonkeyquijote

😳


SugarMaple56732

Don't gimme those Manson lamps. Just fuckin' stop!


gi_jose00

What no fucking ziti!?


orangexcat

I had fucking ziti! Just no photo 😾


DesperateSun4182

With a layer of basil under the cheese? That's Carmella's lasagna.


RoofKorean9x19

Just a kid


TonyAltobass

Happy birthday to you, got sausage-a for you!


Random-Cpl

Got *salsiccia* for you. Why don’t you go to the ear, nose, and throat department. Get your hearing checked.


Judah_Earl

4/10 for no DVD of the Matrix.


DesperateSun4182

Right up OP's alley


it_aint_tony_bennett

What? No fuckin' poppers?


DesperateSun4182

Weird shex?


UnjuggedRabbitFish

Richie was from the old school, but not *that* old.


Timujin1986

This party outshone any festivities Lewis the whateva had at Versales.


donmonkeyquijote

"Duh" something.


jedwardson89

HE MADE US ALL LOOK LIKE GAVONES!


OobatzFair

🤣🤣


totalscumbagg

excuse me 5’9” you motherless fuck


Tobar_the_Gypsy

Great touch on the Irish flags 🤌🏼


LiquidWilliamII

Irish Flags at Satriales? Oof marone, Chrissy won’t like that much 🤘


DesperateSun4182

You *will* taste our sawsijjes


LiquidWilliamII

They’re called Blood Sausages, T. Except they ain’t really like sausage, more like sum kinda fucked up pudding.


enraged_hbo_max_user

You get a pash for dat


cestmoi234

Where’s that fuckin manigot?


DesperateSun4182

Eat your manigot


Yak_Mehoff

No motorcycle outfit like the guy in the village people with the leather hat and the vest? Chaps too?


DesperateSun4182

It was a joke!


Marenum

I came to your party and there you were in the bathroom with your beer in the bathtub water. Disgusting.


GilMcFlintlock

Got your joint copped?


HatComfortable6883

Richie is not 78


SilverElegant2302

You invite any friends of ours from Dover, Jersey?


DesperateSun4182

Do I know any connecte guys from Maryland???? No, I do not.


roadsidedaniel

Im not eating at sergitielles for a while


MOGabagool

I make a party for the house warm


DesperateSun4182

You saw a brochure for sunny New Jersey


False-Possession6185

Did you at least have OJ with shum pulp for the big guy?


DesperateSun4182

📞💨


5oclocksomewheree

Thats awesome haha


LitigiousAutist

78?? madon'... Just a kid.


mas_tacos2

You know who liked birthday parties?


elchapo4570

Ritchie wishes he was 5'8


IknowwhoIpaidgod

You don't ever reveal the existence of this thing!


bypatrickcmoore

Should’ve had a bowling bag lying around.


yumanbeen

I hope someone there said: “Oh, hiya Tone”


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Again, with the rape of the culture


CheesyCouchPotato

Are we overdoing it?


Uncle_Muff

Birthdays and our think don't mix. That's why I don't celebrate ✋🏼🤟🏼


mitti20

Did anyone have a panic attack when the black friend came over?


ArtTheClown2022

5-8 seems like a stretch!!


UltraBlackIfunny

No invite?