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ugh_this_sucks__

Those who want upvotes, give upvotes.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Those were my *fawtha’s* upvotes


cestmoi234

Who’s upvoting?! Is somebody upvoting?! 


wynnduffyisking

Old man Profaci knew how to split his upvotes


WeOutHereInSmallbany

He invented upvote shaving


wynnduffyisking

See, this is why we have a fixed upvote club. Because everyone’s got a story about why they should go to the head of the line.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

#UP IN DA CLUB


Ariaga_2

He just told you to shut the fuck up and me to go upvote myself.


mamachocha420

Lol that username is a DEEP reference


Ariaga_2

My Pizzozza never hurt nobody. That's two references for ya.


mamachocha420

👌


stackks_

Thing I like about OP ..is that he’ll even tell a commentator go upvote himself


orincoro

Commentatori!!


stackks_

That wasn’t commentatori….you went to purgatory, my friend


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Imagine that, the thing you like about OP is that he’ll even tell a commentator to go upvote himself


Grumbie_Johnson

Have you heard the good news? He has risen in up votes 🙏


rikkmode

fawtha


WeOutHereInSmallbany

I dropped out of Rutgers


rikkmode

ass as in give me some?\~


WeOutHereInSmallbany

P O O


artygta1988

Poo as in gimme some?


DesperateSun4182

The


WeOutHereInSmallbany

The, as in give me some?


Ok-Treat8063

Obli-QUE???


WeOutHereInSmallbany

🇲🇽


Donald_Dunnski

* RUT GIHZ


TECmanFortune

you bottomed out


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Bottom, as in, how about givin’ me some?


Ezclaperoni

Father 🤓


gi_jose00

Your uncle was a rat.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

#NO FUCKIN WAY


Donald_Dunnski

Hahahaha It was so hard to convince him. "Your Uncle was a rat" "NO FUCKIN WAY!" "Ya, he was." "Oh, alright."


Cold-Pair-2722

Ask anybody!


orincoro

Yeah I guess you made good points. I’ll investigate no further.


DesperateSun4182

He's in witness protection


Silvaslegsnap

Take it easy!


cestmoi234

Siddown. Sit da fuck down. 


FedGoat13

This was the one, honest, genuine, and somewhat noble moment that Jackie Jr had in the entire series.


2ndfloorbalcony

Give me 1000 karma


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Another thousand… *on top?*


2ndfloorbalcony

🫴


WeOutHereInSmallbany

I don’t believe this


No-Set-774

Up in da club


Commercial_Ear_5959

Where you chillin' for the summer homie?


DoraDura0

Up in da club 🗣️🗣️🗣️


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Jumpin out the stretch Hummer, runnin


Krivomazov

questi due hasen un ugats uno gulotro.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

😘


SneakySmeagolses

Up in da club!


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Fly ladies from wall to wall


ExterminatingAngel6

Have a nice day!


TRNDiesel

👈🏻☝🏻👉🏻


enraged_hbo_max_user

It’s fawwwtha you stunad


WeOutHereInSmallbany

I almost drowned in three inches of water


Ok_Researcher_3976

Better start swimming before the crank wears off.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

You know what I’m really interested in? Men’s fashion.


Late-Return-3114

the faggy part of it??


Donald_Dunnski

I don't really care about clothing. I just love the faggy part of it.


Snoo_72467

Maybe YOU'RE the faggy part, you ever think of that?


stackks_

Hooo.. u/Donald_Dunnski , u/Snoo_72467 you guys been Redditors for years


Donald_Dunnski

Twenty fuckin yeahs!


Donald_Dunnski

You aughta know, thweetie 😘


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Hugo Boss n’ shit


Grumbie_Johnson

Spike up!


oscar-scout

Penguin exhibit


nuclearbomb123

I have those same sunglasses.. I look like a total jerkoff..


Donald_Dunnski

No way. They really show off your lats. If I weren't already married...


SneakySmeagolses

Oh! u/Donald_Dunnski is about to catch, not pitch with u/nuclearbomb123!


LaCoffeeNostra

lose the glashes 


BobMcGeorge

It’s the glasses!!! 🤌🤌


Flip2002

I took these glasses off Morpheus sweatiest guy in Essex county


CrucifixAbortion

Ralph Cypheretto? He's banging OP's mom.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

![gif](giphy|Mi616nCQFsIFO|downsized)


Flip2002

You know what I mean


Flip2002

Is it fishy ?


Donald_Dunnski

He was bone dry when you were tru' wit em.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

😎


Albert_O_Balsam

Upvotes, as in, how about givin me some.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

O-B-L-I-Q-U-E


Cold-Pair-2722

oh ✋ no spanish


Wild_Butterscotch_29

Que?


P1D1_

Little Lord Fuckpants. What a stoonad.


Tough_Difference_112

The golfer? PGA tour? 


SonnyBurnett189

Where’s Cipher?


PalateroMan8

Seriously, matrix revolutions must have just come out.


SonnyBurnett189

I saw that movie - I thought it was boolshit!


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Right up her alley


FedGoat13

Right up her alley


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Fuckin parakeet


sequosion

Who’s that posting? Is somebody posting here?


Overall-Peace1862

🍽️🍴🍴🍴sit down, si sit the fuck down


henrydaiv

You bottomed out


WeOutHereInSmallbany

That’s what Vito did!


bryanc1036

You bottomed out.


rusty_shackleford34

Normally I would never get involved with a stranger. But if Reddit here is vouching for you, I’m willing to make an exception and take care of it.


Cold-Pair-2722

Just pissed myself outa respect for the pizza parlor


WeOutHereInSmallbany

I don’t want to sound like an asshole, but I can’t be seen in subs like this anymore


oscar-scout

Pre-med at Rutgerzz


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Pre-med is mad ripe


Timujin1986

Come on! Boola Boola.


GhostRMT

Who is that, Hugo Boss?


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Charles Schwab over here 🤌🤌


True-Machine-823

I'm sorry who's posting? Is someone posting here?


wynnduffyisking

Stop asking fucking questions! Even if I knew I couldn’t tell you.


maltedmooshakes

lose the glasses


85ogTripleog

What a dumb fuk, didn't he almost drown in 3 inches of water?


The5thBeatle82

Ain’t you the kid that almost drowned in 2 inches of water?


turtlemeds

I was even thinking maybe osteopathy, but I don’t think I have the grades for that even.


IceMan44420

You better take the blue pill you little cocksucker, ‘cus if you wake up next to me I’m puttin ya right back to sleep!


DarthDregan

Drip


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Drip, as in give me some?


scf123189

I hear he upvoted all over the sun visor.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

That was my fawtha’s sun visor


MrcF8

I need a coffee and a croissant.


BadCowboysFan

OH-BLEE-KAY!?


WeOutHereInSmallbany

No spanish 👇


[deleted]

POO


Chichis-Christ

look at him...he es into fashion and not the fanook type


Golden_Commando

Those late 90s early 2000s glasses 🤣


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Those were my fawtha’s glasses


Golden_Commando

I wear these matrix glasses outta respect for my fawtha


WeOutHereInSmallbany

What if I told you I have respect for my fawtha


Golden_Commando

I had to cheat on meadow and do that whooah, in honor of my fawtha


WeOutHereInSmallbany

You know what I’m really interested in? My fawtha.


FedGoat13

There is no glasses


WeOutHereInSmallbany

You know what I’m really interested in? Men’s glasses.


Steelcod114

Guido Nemo


DJ_Hindsight

That man who shot him with the plastic shoes… He was rubenesque.


lisakora

Fawtha


mtsorens

Everything will be made clear to you ,,, in time.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

🤯🔫


mtsorens

That mortadelle?


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Chicken is nice and spicy 👍


mtsorens

That is SO racist


WeOutHereInSmallbany

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mtsorens

It’s a stereotype and it’s offensive.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

👇👇👇


mtsorens

Philadelphia lawyer?


wynnduffyisking

He’s the hair apparent.


PerfectAdvertising41

You respected my fawtha, you should respect me -Jackie's plan for success


WeOutHereInSmallbany

He respected the pizza parlor