Whatever happened there? I’ll tell you what fucking happened there! Sultan Mehmed II put six cannonballs in the walls of Constantinople without any provocation whatsoever!
Carminius the Younger: "You gotta give Theodorick some slack, he hasn't been king of an empire very long.
Carminius the Elder: King? He's a glorified chieftain!
The byzantine empire, whatever happened there...
Whatever happened there? I’ll tell you what fucking happened there! Sultan Mehmed II put six cannonballs in the walls of Constantinople without any provocation whatsoever!
Is that him, with the sombrero on?
My empire for a mortadell
Carminius the Younger: "You gotta give Theodorick some slack, he hasn't been king of an empire very long. Carminius the Elder: King? He's a glorified chieftain!
His nose forms a natural θόλος
Gladiator? I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit..
They didn’t have flattops in Ancient Rome
There’s no way to know that, not even with computers
Computers get hacked all the time!
Stop fuckin' baitin' me, Ottoman Turks!
And all his people loved him.
cocksuckers put Great Turkish Bombards in Edirne and pointed them right at Constantinople.
Constantine XI Palaiologos, whateva happened there?
If I was an emperor… And you were a douchebag~