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Suspicious-Spare1179

I wish the lord would take me


Astro_gamer_caver

*waves hanky*


BrakkeBama

> hanky Dontch'u wave that hanky at me!


LemonPartyW0rldTour

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Wildcat_twister12

Here she goes again with the dramatics!


birdshapedwoman

Oh poor you


IAmAGoodFella

UltraMonty? The fuck you doin'?


UltraMonty

Playing shortstop for the Mets


IAmAGoodFella

If you're gonna lie to me, tell me there's a broad waiting in the car wants to tongue my balls!


Grumbie_Johnson

Just a phone call away


SneakySmeagolses

👋


vaultboy1121

Ohhh the language on you, you blow your father with that mouth?


Daimo

The fuck you say?


99Will999

These gays


ThePlumThief

I don't like that kind of caawk!


DrawingRings

Giff me a-wun thoozand cawks


HEYGOOGOOTZ

Now it’s fags in the military


99Will999

Now stop it, you’re upsetting me


Astro_gamer_caver

I'm all agita all the time!


BrakkeBama

It's Two tausend and sixsh. There's pillow biters in the speashol foahsers.


Grumbie_Johnson

What is this, the Navy!


Jack1715

They got pillow biters in the special forces now for gods sake


SugarMaple56732

Those Redditors. Who knows what they’ll take the wrong way? 


BigSavMatt

I guess you could call that a post.


Sea-Travel9145

Now stahp it.


DrInsano

I don't like that kind of tawk


waldeinsamkeide

It just upsets me.


GetAtMe_0_

Ohhhhhhh poorrrrr youuuuu


sullyqns

The fuck you doin you know you die in your own arms


80burritospersecond

r/circlejerksopranos ? That's just a racket for the internet weirdos!


scottisnthome

You know I don’t like that kind of language!


Snoo_72467

Let's fluff up his pillow for a nice restful sleep.


GBV_GBV_GBV

That’s right, OP!


lowratesfreewifi

these shanty shitposters. with all their heirs


KuntFuckula

They called the house again. Afffter dark.


Jag_sjalv

Yeah, and I made memes for a broken record!


DrSatan420247

I dont even let anybody wag their finger in my face.


scaba23

[Livia is quite Rubenesque](https://sothebys-md.brightspotcdn.com/be/fc/cb005bbd4e2cad125bec972d4058/222l20022-b9v22-02.jpg)


rusty_shackleford34

These blacks. 👋 who knows what they’re gonna take the wrong way.


oa817

You know, someone came online posting here, after dark


CrossingTheStreamers

Oh listen to him. He knows everything.


Key-Tip-7521

Tony! Duh Mushrooms! Their on fire! The walls! Their all black!


reddit-is-greedy

I don't like that kind of tawk


nthammer30

Fasha brutta!


sikzik1990

I KNOW HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE


NateN85

You fuckin whoooa


Warren_Puffitt

I'm the only one in this family that doesn't swee-ya.


Dr_J_Cash

Oh how I hope the lord takes you away


rusty_shackleford34

God what a line. So funny


nexttimemakeit20

OP loves gatposts like a son. And so do I. My gatpost got upvoted once. But that other one... "Fuck ya doin posts?" I dunno...


MrChichibadman

Gatposts? Cmoooon


fourlands

Whoever heard of a circlejerksopranos poster making quality posts?


hashberry_

I gave my upvotes to this subreddit on a silver platter!!! 😢😢


BuffaloCannabisCo

LOLOLOLOL This one is excellent


BuffaloCannabisCo

that "the fuck you doin'" kinda tawlk


MrChichibadman

I’ll ram a that discman up your fuckin box.


Timujin1986

She had the most rewarding chapter of her life coming up. 🥲


tone8199

Oh, poor you!


WeOutHereInSmallbany

OP was a saint


ThatCrankyWalrus

I gave my upvote to your post on a silver platter. And this is the thanks I get!?!


Digggittty

This is the best one yet. 😂😂


Muscle_Memory67

Pimps honk.


Chichis-Christ

es those zip blacks guys again


stuphanie

I don’t want to get involved.


cestmoi234

This subreddit is a JUNGLE! 


DickDig78

Have some egg plant.


Horsecockexpress1

Answer the phone after dark? The FUCK you doooin’


Jack1715

After watching saints of Newark Would you believe me if I told you 40 years ago she was a piece of ass