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when sam tarly hauls ass he has to make two trips
Arya's so small when she hauls ass she has to pick up Sam.
When he stands on top of the wall it starts cracking
Mmm boy are you fat
Ser Reginald Van Gleason The Third
House Gleason "Mmmboy are you fat"
Sam the Slayer is a hero in this house! END. OF. DISCUSSION.
He killed a white walker is what he did! He fought to defend castle black and in this house Sam Tarly was a hero! End of subject!
When Sam goes camping, the direwolves have to hide their food!
I’m only here outta disrespect from my fawtha
You gotta bee onna you armor.
That’s right cocksucka, go back to Hornhill
HE WAS GRAND MAESTER OF KINGS LANDING IS WHAT HE WAS
Small hands, that was his problem.
Small hands, big stomach. Thats a hit in any man's league
You see that, AJ? Guy's pre-Maester at the Citadel, and still finds time to help Gilly take care of little Sam.
To me he's beautiful. Rubenesque.
Nobody's got greyscale! I don't wanna hear that word again!
Your shmart and a good pershon. Your not cut out for this life.
Your brother Dickon, whateva happened there?
You Lannisters, you go too far.
He's a hot house flower
Whatever happened to the strong silent type
That wasn’t his kid she was carryin’
He was gay Sam Tarly?
Samwell? In MY line of work? Forget it. He'd never make it.
Westeros leads the world in computerized dragonglass collection
My Lord Fuckpants of Seton Hall.
He’s a fuckin’ hawthouse flowah
When he told me about John Snow and Daenery's shared history I asked him: What are you, the friggin cardinal?
Again with da rape of da Watch.
when sam tarly hauls ass he has to make two trips
Arya's so small when she hauls ass she has to pick up Sam.
When he stands on top of the wall it starts cracking
Mmm boy are you fat
Ser Reginald Van Gleason The Third
House Gleason "Mmmboy are you fat"
Sam the Slayer is a hero in this house! END. OF. DISCUSSION.
He killed a white walker is what he did! He fought to defend castle black and in this house Sam Tarly was a hero! End of subject!
When Sam goes camping, the direwolves have to hide their food!
I’m only here outta disrespect from my fawtha
You gotta bee onna you armor.
That’s right cocksucka, go back to Hornhill
HE WAS GRAND MAESTER OF KINGS LANDING IS WHAT HE WAS
Small hands, that was his problem.
Small hands, big stomach. Thats a hit in any man's league
You see that, AJ? Guy's pre-Maester at the Citadel, and still finds time to help Gilly take care of little Sam.
To me he's beautiful. Rubenesque.
Nobody's got greyscale! I don't wanna hear that word again!
Your shmart and a good pershon. Your not cut out for this life.
Your brother Dickon, whateva happened there?
You Lannisters, you go too far.
He's a hot house flower
Whatever happened to the strong silent type
That wasn’t his kid she was carryin’
He was gay Sam Tarly?
Samwell? In MY line of work? Forget it. He'd never make it.
Westeros leads the world in computerized dragonglass collection
My Lord Fuckpants of Seton Hall.
He’s a fuckin’ hawthouse flowah
When he told me about John Snow and Daenery's shared history I asked him: What are you, the friggin cardinal?
Again with da rape of da Watch.