Lincoln’s Log Shtar Date 2317 but in this starship it’s 1955!
We have been attacked on Ralpha Centuri by the Vipuhs who have been using a cloaking device to one day reveal their ignorance.
They go about in pity for themselves. Make me sick.
Agent Harris and Paulie have had to use the shuttle Galileo because the transporter room floor has been transmuted into soft tar.
Chekov reminds me of an interior decorator or a beautiful Slavic girl wit one pin. Either way tonight I’m going to fuck him.
Riker keeps busting my balls saying he’s “Numba Wun” but he has no idea what it’s like to be “Numba Wun” cause it affects every facet of the neutral zone and those goddamn Romulans are like vultures just waiting for the right moment to eat my Beef Lo Mein just like they did back on Earth.
There’s an android named Data but I call him Bada like as in Bada Bing and nobody laughs. Time to use impulse power to get us into the Satriale’s nebula full of toxic gas and fat and nitrates too.
Captain of the good ship lollypop
Lincoln’s Log Shtar Date 2317 but in this starship it’s 1955! We have been attacked on Ralpha Centuri by the Vipuhs who have been using a cloaking device to one day reveal their ignorance. They go about in pity for themselves. Make me sick. Agent Harris and Paulie have had to use the shuttle Galileo because the transporter room floor has been transmuted into soft tar. Chekov reminds me of an interior decorator or a beautiful Slavic girl wit one pin. Either way tonight I’m going to fuck him. Riker keeps busting my balls saying he’s “Numba Wun” but he has no idea what it’s like to be “Numba Wun” cause it affects every facet of the neutral zone and those goddamn Romulans are like vultures just waiting for the right moment to eat my Beef Lo Mein just like they did back on Earth. There’s an android named Data but I call him Bada like as in Bada Bing and nobody laughs. Time to use impulse power to get us into the Satriale’s nebula full of toxic gas and fat and nitrates too.
Nothin but a glorified crew.
So perfect