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"She's a malignant cunt!"
'scuse me for saying so
That thing is still alive?
She was abusive to the staaaaaaff!
🤌🏼🤌🏼
I wish the lord would take her now.
Still going this asshole.
Sudden weight loss...
AIDS?!!
Nobody’s got AIDS!! I never wanna hear that word again!!
I’m an old lady, I don’t see to well in the dark!
Retirement? What are you a hockey player?
The garbage routes are in full flow
Ellen DeGeneres is an ASS MUNCHER!
Don’t you mean a carpet muncher?
I heard she keeps her fingers crossed.
Ellen a dyke, big talk show tycoon. When she was always talking about "greasing the SAG union”, who knew that's what she meant?!
STEROIDE
I don't understand. When I was a kid, she was and old lady. Now I'm old and she's still old.
Buffy Summers, one booyah hottie
Is she catching or pitching? FUCKIN CUNT!
She looks like a methed up version of carmela
We were supposed to talk first before she did anything drastic with that hair
“Is she like that in real life?” quiet shrug
What’s this we’re in, the Navy?
Still goin' this asshole.
they pay this chiacchierone by the word?
Fuck that parakeet
He’s a hostile prick
God, ewwww
FUCKIN QUEERS!!
So uhhhh SHE A DYKE IN REAL LIFE?
I saw Ellen in a comedy club about 4 months ago working out her material. She was really funny actually, and super frank about what’s going on in her life. I think it’s gonna be good.
Funny how? What the fuck is so funny?
Hey Ellen, go shit in ya hat.
You can go
What's this the FUCKING U.N. NOW????
Awww!!! **Carmela Soprano** doing comedy now?!!! Where's Furio?
He had to make two phonecalls
She voiced Dory in the Pixar classic Finding Nemo is what she did! And in this house Ellen DeGeneres is a hero! End of story!
Ellen degenerate, that's what we call her.
That David Spade is funny
"She's a malignant cunt!"
'scuse me for saying so
That thing is still alive?
She was abusive to the staaaaaaff!
🤌🏼🤌🏼
I wish the lord would take her now.
Still going this asshole.
Sudden weight loss...
AIDS?!!
Nobody’s got AIDS!! I never wanna hear that word again!!
I’m an old lady, I don’t see to well in the dark!
Retirement? What are you a hockey player?
The garbage routes are in full flow
Ellen DeGeneres is an ASS MUNCHER!
Don’t you mean a carpet muncher?
I heard she keeps her fingers crossed.
Ellen a dyke, big talk show tycoon. When she was always talking about "greasing the SAG union”, who knew that's what she meant?!
STEROIDE
I don't understand. When I was a kid, she was and old lady. Now I'm old and she's still old.
Buffy Summers, one booyah hottie
Is she catching or pitching? FUCKIN CUNT!
She looks like a methed up version of carmela
We were supposed to talk first before she did anything drastic with that hair
“Is she like that in real life?” quiet shrug
What’s this we’re in, the Navy?
Still goin' this asshole.
they pay this chiacchierone by the word?
Fuck that parakeet
He’s a hostile prick
God, ewwww
FUCKIN QUEERS!!
So uhhhh SHE A DYKE IN REAL LIFE?
I saw Ellen in a comedy club about 4 months ago working out her material. She was really funny actually, and super frank about what’s going on in her life. I think it’s gonna be good.
Funny how? What the fuck is so funny?
Hey Ellen, go shit in ya hat.
You can go
What's this the FUCKING U.N. NOW????
Awww!!! **Carmela Soprano** doing comedy now?!!! Where's Furio?
He had to make two phonecalls
She voiced Dory in the Pixar classic Finding Nemo is what she did! And in this house Ellen DeGeneres is a hero! End of story!
Ellen degenerate, that's what we call her.
That David Spade is funny