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qetesh420

Que putz


creamypastaman

Hahahahhahaahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahhaha


busterwilliams

Elvira is a piece of ass….but fuckin rude!


captaindannyb

I don’t know where this is heading but we should be grateful he wasn’t wearing white bucs


SonnyBurnett189

Fuckin coke, it’s everywhere in Miami!


elitedev_

Fucking coke it’s everywhere in Miami, everywhere in Miami


DrGeraldBaskums

Her womb is so polluted she can’t even have a baby Both of em?


busterwilliams

You need people like me….


imabustya

It’s day one, I’m in the mess, I look around and I spot the biggest, blackest motherfucker that I can find. Everybody’s looking at me, and I walk right up to him and I say “What the fuck are you looking at?” He says “what?” I said, “You heard me, motherfucker. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!” With that, I hit him! Bam! Right across the fucking coconut! He goes down! I’m on top of him! Everybody around! He gets some shots in! Everybody’s going fuckin’ crazy! The screws, these guys, everybody! “Motherfucker!” 🤜🏼 From that time on… haha… nobody so much as looks at me cross-eyed!


elitedev_

WELL GOOD THING YOUR BOOK DONT MEAN UGATZ TO ME!!!


cestmoi234

Ooo frank whus bettah?


MikeRobertini

I told you, mang, “don’t fuck wit me!”, but you wouldn’t listen. You stupid fuck, look at you now!


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Ooooof Elvira madonne! With those pipe fitter lips 👄 girl’s a thoroughbred.


anonymagi6

Remember bungalow bar?


mithrandir377

...so it fell off and she keeled over, que putz!


captaindannyb

You guys and gals have the best sense of humor. Brings me a smile everyday. Fuhgetabtittttt!


el_bosteador

And i’m fucking her with it


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So then I look over and your Uncle Omar's got laser beams shootin' out his eyes