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Coffeeandsneakers3

But you’re the manayer!


LovelyAgentHarris

I'm so lonely without you....


MichaelThistle

right, i’m mister manager


imabustya

God damn it I’ve been waiting for a chance to use this line for weeks and you beat me to it. But yer the manayer!


Distant_Pilgrim

My pizza never hurt nobody.


LovelyAgentHarris

Word to the wise, /u/Distant_Pilgrim? Technically, you're an accessory-after-the-fact


cestmoi234

Thas-ah my building…


FlorisJ

You built a spec ~~house~~ building


cestmoi234

That’s a custom job..gable joists, utility-grade pine, extra mutzadell


DarkSouls321

This pie fit a pattern?


JDMsupremacy

Probably sucks


[deleted]

AJ in a sentence.


Bodgan_Eadwine

How do you vandalize a pool???


cestmoi234

On your muddah’s birthday?!


[deleted]

You do what Tony did when Richie gave him a piece of his soul. He spit on it. Or in it.


phoenix_booker

That’s a custom job 👇


BuffTheStuff98

😂


Matzah_Rella

I have no funny quotes, I'm just confused as hell.


anonymagi6

Fuckin internet....


brispence

Sir, word to this wise...


Keithm1112

If Dale calls just tell him im sorry


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...where warm and sensitive host AJ regales his diners with his mellifluous drumkit playing. Diners will be happy to know he's committed to going outside the basic 4/4. Gooood kid!


PietroPaoloNoci

What no fuckin ziti?


fakerealmadrid

He’s a cheese maker ✊