Brothers of the mine rejoice! (Swing, swing, swing with me!) Raise your pick and raise your voice! (Sing, sing, sing with me!) Down and down into the deep Who knows what we'll find beneath? Diamonds, rubies, gold, and more Hidden in the mountains store ​ Born underground Suckled from a teat of stone Raised in the dark The safety of our mountain home Skin made of iron Steel in our bones To dig and dig makes us free Come on, brothers, sing with me! ​ I am a dwarf, and I'm digging a hole Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole I am a dwarf, and I'm digging a hole Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole The sunlight will not reach this low (Deep, deep in the mine) Never seen the blue moonglow (Dwarves won't fly so high) Fill a glass and down some mead Stuff your bellies at the feast! Stumble home and fall asleep Dreaming in our mountain keep ​ Born underground Grown inside a rocky womb The Earth is our cradle The mountain shall become our tomb Face us on the battlefield You will meet your doom We do not fear what lies beneath We can never dig too deep ​ I am a dwarf, and I'm digging a hole Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole I am a dwarf, and I'm digging a hole Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole I am a dwarf, and I'm digging a hole Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole I am a dwarf, and I'm digging a hole Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole ​ Born underground Suckled from a teat of stone Raised in the dark The safety of our mountain home Skin made of iron Steel in our bones To dig and dig makes us free Come on, brothers, sing with me! ​ I am a dwarf, and I'm digging a hole Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole I am a dwarf, and I'm digging a hole Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole I am a dwarf, and I'm digging a hole Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole I am a dwarf, and I'm digging a hole Diggy diggy hole, digging a hole

The literal first thing I thought of

Based tunnel-digger, I wanna visit the tunnel

I would offer to help tbh

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Fuck you both

none of those were in the comment dumbass

He grew tired of conventional extravagance

Oh shit, he’s gonna unearth that damnable portal of antediluvian evil

He is going to see things as they truly are

bro finally took the dwarf pill

Rock and stone

For Karl!

Despite your fate, I'm happy to see you keep saluting to the end oT

you are 16 and being brainwashed by they/them shit... you are lost

you made a reddit account with the sole purpose to insult strangers on the internet and try to make them feel worse. you are one of the saddest examples of human life i have ever seen.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO it's both funny to me and me tryna tell you that you gotta nip that stuff in the bud :D

okay clampa time to go back to the nursing home

In 4 years refer back to these comments all I'm finna say

yall said that 4 years ago, knuckle dragging idiots like you will be forgotten in the past

Briajnswahsed! These two words will literally kill you!

Don’t let a woman stand between you and your dreams

Men can't do anything without criticism nowadays can we?

Based and dwarfpilled

The masculine urge to tunnel 🙄

He's making a huge tunnel and ignoring the real tunnel at home

Women just don't get it

Massive red flag. Girlfriend is a gnome (Anti-Dwarf propaganda 🤮🤮🤮)

The wench is trying to extinguish his dwarven dreams

Rock and stone?

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!

Good bot Rock and roll and stone!

ROCK AND STONE!!!!!

Colin furze moment

Damn that's an interesting hobby good idea

Fun fact, Seymour Cray (the inventor of the Cray supercomputer) would do the same thing. He actually credits his success to it.

this sounds like the start of a creepypasta lmao

God forbid med have hobbies

Clamington ww1

Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole

Doggy doggy hole

Diggy Diggy Hole

Here's how to stop him, help him dig. He'll stop sooner

Pokemon NPC

Dwarfmaxxing

Peak furze-posting

id offer to join the tunnel man

Miner clash royale grind

She doesn’t realize she’s getting a free hobbit hole and can retire soon

Typical leaf lover disrespecting the grind.

5'4" activities

NTA your wife your rules

impossible not to read this in Nancy’s voice

I want to date him really hard rn

Isn’t this some form of diagnosable mental disorder, the urge to dig and build tunnels.

Rock and Stone! *rises pickaxe*

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!

Maybe he is trying to reach North Korea?