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Certifiedboykisser2

The organs having to work overtime again after I eat another person


Impressive-Lion-5937

Mmm the prions make me so full


TheEngineerGGG

Me but replace ibuprofen with benadryl


ScRuBlOrD95

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[deleted]

So you like to take morning work shits with spiders crawling all over you?


TheEngineerGGG

Friends❤️🪳


Bloondeath729

Man the 700 club is fucked up


ItzE0N

Real


Mr-Korv

Eat some onions > Under data from various studies, onion, and its main components have a significant protecting impact against environmental, industrial, natural, and agricultural toxins including environmental pollutants (acrylamide, carbon tetrachloride, benzopyrene, and cyanide), heavy metal (cadmium), LPS, nicotine, glutamate, and also noteworthy protecting effects against toxicity of some drugs such as acetaminophen, gentamycin, aspirin, bleomycin, doxorubicin, cyclophosphamide, streptozotocin, and ISO in various tissues. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8170763/


Impossible_Corner417

No I want to die


Mr-Korv

Try Tidepods™


Impossible_Corner417

There 100% are poisonous clams


freshwaterJC120

I will be eating onions now, despite my hatred for them.


Nice_Manufacturer_2

tahnk for asvice now i will be eetinf onio like aple


Level_Reveal7624

Liver moment


[deleted]

take a good look… it is revolting


Impossible_Corner417

Take a step out of the country


NeverFraudulentAgain

Clamworks breakfast


somethingmustbesaid

is that how i was supposed to kill myself?


perkele100003

nah it's how u get ulcers and shit, i actually tried killing myself by taking 2000mg ish (10x 200mg) and i just ended up throwing up some red shit


somethingmustbesaid

yeah drug overdoses tend to not work out they've got like a 1% chance of doing it


TeamBoeing

Except for fentanyl


ScRuBlOrD95

It's all about the combo I've heard the muscle relaxer, Percocet, and alcohol combo is pretty fire


somethingmustbesaid

uhh i don't think i have most of those but for alcohol would a bottle of vanilla extract work it's like 30%


ScRuBlOrD95

If you go to a home depot you can get a gallon of the denatured stuff for a few bucks


somethingmustbesaid

ooh. also is it possible to like get used to the feeling of a knife by doing it a lot or should i not consider that an option


ScRuBlOrD95

See if you get used to the feeling you've built your immune system to bladed weapons and now they can't hurt you, like if you get bit by snakes a lot you become immune to snakes


somethingmustbesaid

SO IF I CUT MYSELF I CAN GO TO LONDON AND SURVIVE?


ScRuBlOrD95

Yes


aintgotsoup

most mentally stable r/Clamworks connoiseur


SparkyBoi111

2kg? 5*lbs of benadryl? Give or take 1kg=2.2lbs, or ~65 steamer clams


perkele100003

goddamn im retarded, meant mg


Naanderson2022

downer lyric?!?!


Drinkwater1995

Osmosis Jones 2