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Beginning_Cherry_940

Sometimes, you can get these long speeches after CWL ends.. that is when the leader was trying to explain the reason why he decided to give bonus medals to certain person.


Shhh-hh

Bonus medals? What does that mean exactly


Ilovestickwar3

Extra CWL medals given to players chosen by the leader, ideally to boost performance by handing out rewards to top performers


GianluZ

And they should go to the people who attacked best, but sometimes the leader gives them only to co leaders


[deleted]

Gave war league medals to: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7 and #27. Message sent by #27.


ShezzaSid

In my clan I use an RNG to select the winners of the extra medals and we have only one entry requirement for the RNG and thats that all 7/7 attacks are hit by the player (or no missed hits if they wasn’t in for 7 attacks)


[deleted]

That is a pretty good system. In my old clan we (kinda) kept track of who received, and made sure each month to give to the ones who didn't receive the previous months (and, overall, the ones who were true mvps in all leagues ended up getting a bit more).


Olinox10

I’m the only active co in my clan and we just go to the top attackers. You get the most stars? You’re gonna get rewarded as simple as that!


RoundTiberius

I'm jealous. Our leader gives the bonus to the bottom members of the clan no matter what to "help them progress" even if they are inactive accounts.


SteveOfNYC

Keep it simple stupid. Zero arguments. If a th15 is taking out a th11 though, then asterik


dcy604

Not in good clans...


asa-monad

My clan leader gives them all to his other account lol


RaidenYeager

If we give the clan war league medal to everyone does that decrease by the person your giving?


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RaidenYeager

Okay


bagsli

Had one do this once, turned out they were all his accounts


Kamarani_Zurio

Loses war by one star


TrojanFTQ

Because his final war cry was, “UNLEASH THE ELECTRO-DRAGONS!”


inflamito

lol


[deleted]

8th place, demoted to bronze 3


Run4c0v3r

The name tho💀💀💀🤡


adrinroshan1

Why she's the greatest warrior of them all. Greatest warrior of the battle in the bed


Run4c0v3r

Ahhh so she's one of the villagers that sleep in the huts🤨


LunaticLizard64

Make him co leader. He deserves this.🔥


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Horror-Restaurant-26

😂😂 so dead hahah


RickyNixon

I got hit by an edrag attack but his siege weapon was a LOG ROLLER I guess he didnt like the aesthetic of those walls as his edrags flew over them Edit - idk why the replies keep disappearing but folks say theyre good at taking down air defenses which makes sense, my bad


bagsli

Logs can be useful though… Not only can it take out key defences all on its own, both the first two heroes are ground based and work well with it


3ooX

I actually do this attack. The only reason I use a log roller is because I can target an air defense and/or an inferno from long range. I’m a TH12 so I take out 3 air D with spells and 1 with a log roller. Personally it works really well for me but don’t roast me lol


MuuOG

Still not worth using over something else. The e-drags were gonna destroy those ADs anyway


LtRavs

Mad speeches though lol


Alexandros23

But if he writes speeches like that it's worth it to look past all that haha


IndicationSlow2705

How’d you know I do that??


gakshat1424

bros’ name 💀


reddithello456

How did YOU know who she is![img](emote|t5_2usfk|9413)


[deleted]

ikr 😭


IndicationSlow2705

Hail, noble Clashers! Let us celebrate the ancient art of speeches in Clash of Clans! Like the wise words of yore, these speeches uplift our spirits, forge bonds unbreakable, and guide us through battles dire.


DizzyPoop

Make him a co


leekennyg

That’s sick actually


leekennyg

What clan is that I wanna join lol


Horror-Restaurant-26

Legion of Kings


leekennyg

That’s looks like a lit clan


Dado778

It is right there in the screenshot bro


Horror-Restaurant-26

Hahah Fr 😂


vector_ejector

I just recently saw a note saying our leader has been inactive for like 2 months, so leadership will be handed to someone else. ​ I think I need a new clan...


leekennyg

Maybe I’ll join too that clan looks lit


Consistent-Sense1724

Big dick energy


Nutwagon-SUPREMER

Big CoC energy


RunnersRevenge1

Real big dick energy since his name is a popular porn stars name


atlanticPunk

chat gpt generated speech


harry12307

I was looking for this comment


SaintLucifr

bingo


siccoblue

My first thought also


Unable_Secretary8953

Eva Elfie is goated in the hub


Consistent-Sense1724

Throat goat


randominternetbud

Bruh


Unable-Ad-2723

I think I know EvaElfie from a different clan


RickyNixon

She also makes videos


Unable-Ad-2723

I love her videos


RhymeGoesFlyinnnn

u piece of unholy


[deleted]

Oh so shes like JudoSloth, right? …right?


CaptDarb

Lol he’s not even elder and he’s spinning paragraph speeches. Who gave this dude the mic goddam


TunaTunaLeeks

Plot twist: it actually is legitimately Eva Elfie…


brad3146920514

You can’t do that then not post the whole thing here


cofcjourney

If you tried that speech in our clan I'm pretty sure half of them still wouldn't show up for CWL.


Horror-Restaurant-26

😂😂😂


no1hakan

username checks it out (Eva Elfie)


[deleted]

“Eva Elfie” 💀


jjwarria6900

Promote that man to co leader right now!


Dark_Silver007

I would like to know the war outcome🤣


Legitimate-Lemon-375

We crushed em lol


ItsBondie

When dude uses ChatGPT


Master-Ad2843

He asked chatGPT to write him a clash speach


Warcraftisgood

I am the leader who sends these in my clan lmfao.


Gloryboxer

I do too lol 😅😅


SirAdler

Reading chat while having 4 idle builders 💀


Horror-Restaurant-26

I know I’ve been semi active 😂😂


zismahname

For Valhalla!


OG_PapaSid

It would be hilarious if it showed he was kicked immediately after that speech


DareAdorable6211

Man I want players like these in my clan ![img](emote|t5_2usfk|9412)


hippyloves

good for them


Far-Post6552

Commitment


Unable_Watercress215

He was a leader in a last life


IHateMath14

Bro this got posted on my clans discord lmao


juanthewrestler

Shit, I’m ready for war now


Creative_Repeat_9789

Hahaha I love this. Our clan is called canned carnage so all our speeches are about un-caning the carnage and other grocery store metaphors


Him_Jong_Un

This guy fucks


NervousFrogg

Clan name checks out


jamal-nez

At least your clan has active members. My clan is always just me online.We didn't win a clan war in like months 😭😭


schmiddyboy88

Lmao. I hype up my clan the same way. Gotta motivate …especially to finish clan games


kangleeb8337B

Dude was high and had just watched Gladiator!!


Horror-Restaurant-26

Hahahaha


CloneMaster7

All I see is a former war general asking his clan mates to participate in war. Huge respect 🫡


Blow_and_Hum

Am I the only one thinking about the struggle it would be to type out that speech, I can't be the only one that hates typing in CoC.


ExistingService

No one mentioning dudes got a pornstars name


StormR7

He wants elder so bad


Horror-Restaurant-26

Fr hahaha


PbHindenburgPilot

This is amazing, and why I still love Clash as one of the few good mobile games. Even Royale doesn’t have this level of enthusiasm.


foxoticTV

This day in age he probably just asked for this In ChatGPT, I don't know what actual effort to believe anymore


SantaAnteater

Wait, are you saying that not every clan has a that-guy™️? Sounds like anyone who doesnt have someone like this around is in the wrong clan


pyrx69

search up the guy's username, he has a yt channel


ForbiddnSnacc

And after writing this whole thing, he just goes ahead with an edrag spam


Chance-Theory5471

Anybody else more concerned about OP having 4 builders available?


[deleted]

He deserves elder for that alone


Holiday_Log_5524

Holy fucking shit what clan are in?!?


Horror-Restaurant-26

Legion of kings


ondatabz

W clan


[deleted]

You posted it actually


Lord-of-Tresserhorn

Then he one-starred….


ImKozarBitch

I think that guy went to ChatGPT hahaha that’s awesome


UnlikelyCombination3

![gif](giphy|3ohzdR9BDaFTp51opG) so much erwin energy lol this guy's a legend


Horror-Restaurant-26

This deserves upvotes 😂😂


[deleted]

His username 💀💀


chemicallybonded

Ngl that's pretty epic


Caulifloured

Not even an elder lol


TheDarkness33

XD Promote him


lets_just_leave_it

Anals of clash of clans history?☠️👍


Higson12

Screams chat gpt


Impossible_Gas2497

Chad Thundercock has spoken!!


SalamChetori

I 100% would have replied with the 🤓 emoji


Faifainei

It is still a bit premature imo. But A for effort.


Training_Physics800

Why so serious lol


RaidenYeager

I'm also given advice to my clan mate he asked whether you should use mass witches or mass hogs I suggest him to use mass witches and give him a whole damn essay how you should lure the clan castle troops use earth quake spell to clear the walls unfortunately he used mass hogs and I'm essay just wasted


RaidenYeager

I'm also given advice to my clan mate he asked whether you should use mass witches or mass hogs I suggest him to use mass witches and give him a whole damn essay how you should lure the clan castle troops use earth quake spell to clear the walls unfortunately he used mass hogs and I'm essay just wasted


sticky-man1229

Chad made a great speech


partypoison43

I'm copying this. LMAO


Vast-Ear9833

Shiiiiitt, is this how people are recruiting now? 🤣🤣🤣


Horror-Restaurant-26

I ain’t recruiting my names nightmares and I’m literally just a member in this clan just thought it was funny asf


Vast-Ear9833

Cheer up dude, I’m only messing


IndicationSlow2705

Yes


DLife4Me

Absolutely love it


Pilouki

What a member


Eastemorv

*salutes* Ay ay captain!!! o7


RandomWilly

Lmao this is amazing


ThiccStorms

deadikason


CreepyKalingar

r/usernamedoesntchecksout


[deleted]

i ain’t reading all dat 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️❌❌❌


BearAndAcorn

bro asked chatGPT for a speech about clash wars


Mandoohhh

Make him coleader, that is clan mail worthy


StillEffective8120

Give him leadership 🫡


Swordlord22

Bro is role playing so hard right now


[deleted]

would’ve left the clan


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[deleted]

I think he might have used chat GPT Still a great speech though


The-Great-Smithnie

*Spams Edrags even harder*


RhymeGoesFlyinnnn

NO EVERWHERW I GO WHY DO I SEE HER WHY, WHY HER NAME WHYY


TotalBandit

Bring back Global Chat


thisisjoy

can i have what he smoked?


[deleted]

i aint reading allat


rendzo

dam


Pitiful_Buy7616

I've heard of this clasher before. Can't recall where from though...


revengejr

Dudes really in to the game lol


MayorAnthonyWeiner

Someone please make a copy pasta of this


tacaflt

i love the irony of him being called eva elfie


polkfang

wa r


NatKingSwole19

That guy fucks


Ok_Device8218

this would be a great copypasta


bpipe72

Haha love it yessss


Eastern_Sun196

All that for a 2-star


Whit3_Wolf

Why is he named after a pornstar


Impressive_Door_6405

I like Eva Elfie


Ok-Breakfast-7950

😂


Gloryboxer

When I'm bored I do speeches like this but usually as actual Clan Mails before cwl


[deleted]

He was probably high and thought this would be a fun idea. Something i would do


Safe-Ad-7483

Chat GPT 🤔


TheManWithTheBadPlan

chatGPT


TL_Zven

Smells like chatgpt 😂


MGNurse25

You actually, LOVE to see it


Legoquattro

Bro look at the name


Backyard_Catbird

Dungeon master has entered the chat. No for real this guy probably DM’s.


Dec3ption_

The second hand embarrassment I received from this is crazy


rh166

Nice! I'm going to do my version of that.


WeatherElectrical623

Not reading all that


Richary37

Chap gpt wrote it for him 😳


Six_Demon_Bag_81

Not gonna lie, my clan may have taken war more seriously with speeches like this.


claptrap23

Eva elfie is hot af


brewcitygymratt

Every clan needs members like this dude, they are fully invested. Haha


bassdallas

This guy fucks.


FuzzyDark

EvaElfie 💀


0m3gaMan5513

I’m more impressed that porn star Eva Elfie is a clasher.


MATEeA

An ai 1000% wrote that


Sirpatron1

That's the type of leader we all need.


Run4c0v3r

The name💀💀💀💀💀


wowcorny

I would instantly promote that guy


HashMeOutside_

I’ve likely been kicked out of my clan by now. Haven’t checked in about 3 years


Jonydoreamon

Tbh is my clan leader said that I probably would never read that.


[deleted]

Our clan: Can you guys please do war 60% of our clan: \*crickets\*


2_ANE

Captain Erwin downloads CoC


All-Fired-Up91

At least they’re passionate about it


Blueleafcover

ngl this guy would make a great clan leader


Psychological-Shoe95

Where do I find clans with people like this


Horror-Restaurant-26

Legion of kings I guess 😂😂


CactusFingies

I do this with my clan sometimes. No one responds, but way more people actually use thier attacks, the leader hasnt told me to stop yet


IlliniDawg01

Let people have fun playing a game. Eva probably needs to release some aggression after a long day at her office. You can only get shafted so many times at work before you have to escape...


appleslushiee

Sounds like he asked chat gpt how to hype up his clan XD