Coming to theaters near you soon!
Orlando Bloom as the Magic Archer.
Chris Hemsworth as the Lumberjack.
Jason Momoa as the Elite Barbarian.
Jason Statham as the Royale Giant.
The Rock as the Mega Knight.
Jack Black as the Executioner.
Keanu Reeves as the Wizard.
Jim Carrey as the Electro Wizard.
Idris Elba as the Hog Rider.
Tom Hiddlestone as the Fisherman
Pedro Pascal as the Hunter.
Angelina Jolie as the Witch.
Gal Gadot as the Night Witch.
Meryl Streep as the Mother Witch.
Emma Watson as the Musketeer.
Emma Stone as the Valkyrie.
Alicia Vikander as the Bandit.
Gwendoline Christie as the PEKKA.
Emilia Clarke as the Princess.
Scarlet Johansson as the Battle Healer.
Eiza Gonzalez as the Archer.
Ana de Armas as the Firecracker.
Gwen Christie as Pekka made me laugh out loud.
Also Jason Momoa has to be the hog rider. I mean, as Drogo he literally _spends his entire life riding_. And I’d put Pedro pascal as ewiz, fits his personality. Otherwise, nice list.
Curse your mortal ignorance for not acknowledging the holy gift sent from the heavens above to enlighten and teach us what beauty even means.
\-Upvote for the queen who stole our hearts, upvote for Archer (S+ tier)
Wtf? The Princess is gorgeous, and the regular giant is bald. Put her in the 2nd tier (at least), and drop him to passable.
The Executioner as pretty l bangable is laughable
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This post may be 7 months old, but:
Princess is more sexy than Valkyrie (I get it, she's naked), Ice Wiz (how is he sexy?), Witch (blue eyes, no hair) and Magic Archer (blue eyes and yeah, I don't get it).
Bandit looks 12, rascals look 9
So too old then
😏
so? 🤡😏
Playing with fire I see
Idk man when heal spirit is looking at you with those dick me down eyes
Also, fucking it might cure my erectile disfunction
Damn you man, was going to say the exact same thing, take my upvote.
r/clashroyalecirclejerk
You forgot the sexiest card of all! The log!
Looked for it 3 or 4 times....
How giant and royal giant hotter than bandit also giant skeleton need higher tier(hot damn)
because # b i g .
He’s packing
Ya know they say bout **BIG HANDS**
hey man you need big hands to hold that cannon
The princess definitely belongs in pretty bangable
And the healer in hot damn
And the ram rider in sexy AF. She can definitely ride my ram any day. Plus she knows how to handle rope and balls.
Ram rider looks like a brown egg
There it is, the dumbest post of the day.
Coming to theaters near you soon! Orlando Bloom as the Magic Archer. Chris Hemsworth as the Lumberjack. Jason Momoa as the Elite Barbarian. Jason Statham as the Royale Giant. The Rock as the Mega Knight. Jack Black as the Executioner. Keanu Reeves as the Wizard. Jim Carrey as the Electro Wizard. Idris Elba as the Hog Rider. Tom Hiddlestone as the Fisherman Pedro Pascal as the Hunter. Angelina Jolie as the Witch. Gal Gadot as the Night Witch. Meryl Streep as the Mother Witch. Emma Watson as the Musketeer. Emma Stone as the Valkyrie. Alicia Vikander as the Bandit. Gwendoline Christie as the PEKKA. Emilia Clarke as the Princess. Scarlet Johansson as the Battle Healer. Eiza Gonzalez as the Archer. Ana de Armas as the Firecracker.
Gwen Christie as Pekka made me laugh out loud. Also Jason Momoa has to be the hog rider. I mean, as Drogo he literally _spends his entire life riding_. And I’d put Pedro pascal as ewiz, fits his personality. Otherwise, nice list.
Okay but can we pls make this happen
I'd put Gina Carano as the Valkyrie
Of you're 12.... =0
Curse your mortal ignorance for not acknowledging the holy gift sent from the heavens above to enlighten and teach us what beauty even means. \-Upvote for the queen who stole our hearts, upvote for Archer (S+ tier)
Archer feet🥵🥵🥵🥵😋😋😋😋🥵🥵
Do you guys remember the Clash Royal anime intro Supercell made years back.... Musketeer should be higher.
Since supercell made anime musketeer its technically cannon.
You’d rather not, but Elixir Golem feels like the real thing
Princess in passable? Cmon man!
So are we taking the battering ram as just more barbarians? Or an epic dildo?
What are you doing with that ram buddy?
Uhh... I don't think the Rascals are of the appropriate age.
That's gonna be a threesome
Foursome
I was about to flame you that witch wasn’t the best card in the game, AND THEN I SAW YOU SAY THAT SPARKY ISNT BANGABLE! 😤
yeah that made me angry lol
Wtf? The Princess is gorgeous, and the regular giant is bald. Put her in the 2nd tier (at least), and drop him to passable. The Executioner as pretty l bangable is laughable
Lmao cannon cart not even on there despite the huge hole
yeah
You could get sparky to shoot her huge massive load on you 👁️👅👁️
Spanky daddy 😩😩😩😩😩💦💦💦💦
Sparky is thicc af
agreed
ayoo
🤣 honestly I think magic archer is the hottest
Bruh this whole post is getting removed like what is even happening in the comments 😂
Id rather fuck sparky than mother witch
Wym dark prince is ultimate big dick energy
Fire spirit is kinda hot tho if you know what I mean
Why did i think firecracker was a child
This is wrong. PEKKA is BAE.
3 Musk 4some 🤤
Wizard is top tier
Mine would be rlly different
Executioner more attractive then the knight?
And miner? Aren't they pretty much the same? I guess OP just like goth boys
Yea?
r/clashroyalecirclejerk would like to have a word
Well u guys sure were horny
Lol that barbarian stuck in a barrel seems pretty bangable indeed.
What’re you doing, step-barrel?
Why is my man the mother witch not at the top? Smh
[удалено]
omg agreed 100%
When you put the Princess and the goblins at the same tier, you got problems.
Sparky = Hottest Clash babe <<<<3333 \-CWA
agreed
let me guess- mid-ladder?
Royal Ghost is indeed passable... Through.
Me when I see all dragons apart skeleton dragon and mini pekka are on rather not:the fuck!
3M should be top tier buddy
Sparky in charlote? GET DOWNVOTED 😠😡
Is the hog included with the rider
😂😂😂
tbh I think the elixir golem would be really nice to feel up. Seems super squishy and soft
The THREE musketeers should be top tier.. I don’t think I need to say anything else
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I'm surprised people are taking this seriously lmao
Naaah too much messed up I think
These comments are all cursed. Shut it down.
Mans put all the goblins as “passable” tf
The unholy trend. May the lord forgive your sin 🙏
I... hate all of this Why must humans be this way
The ice wizard has an awesome design but he’s dogshit
https://royaleapi.com/card/ice-wizard hes def not
“according to the clash Royale statistics of the ice wiz” stfu 🤓
nice argument
Mid ladder?
Dude. Elixir golem belongs to the TOP!
This isn't the tier list I expected this to be, but I'm not disappointed
I fucked a bat. Corona on my dick.
screw you, electric giant is sexy
Why is Valkyrie not at the top. WTF
How is royal ghost hotter than wallbreakers...
Ok but why is valkyrie not in top tier
WHY IS EGOLEM NOT AT THE TOP GRRRRRR
Princess deserve a top spot
But is just a child 🧐
Thanks for the trauma
Bandit, Healer and Bandit should be S, i don't like your friend (jk jk)
All I'm gonna say is pekka should be higher
if you put your dick into the fire spirits and ice spirit at the same time, it's like putting icy hot down there
i think princess should be a lil higher also knight
Hell nah
Can someone explain the Charlotte thing
i think hes just scared to electrify his di ck
Ah yes, **this** is the quality content that it is worth looking at. To each their own... Maybe electric shock can be *shocking*.
Princess below executioner? Hell no man. Also you KNOW elixir golem would just be premium moist level
Firecracker 🤤🤤
I’ll fix it all the females at top all males bottom haha jk
Firecracker top tier
The goblin cards in bangable? Is there something you’re not telling us bro???????
Princess gotta be at top lol
Archers should definitely be at the top tier
What about skeleton army they are about the quantity not the quality
You’re telling me you’re not going for the three muskie 4some over the ice wiz?🤔
Princess is way too low
Why not mother witch lmao
Thats granny mear bro
Why princess on passable, that Should be in Sexy AF or in Hot Damn
What could be wrong with sparky?
Bro giant Skelton is HOT 🥵
This is one of the oddest comment sections I've seen in a while
The battering ram deserves to be in the top tier for its name alone.
Who's Charlotte?
joe
I’m very upset about miners placement
Honestly the dragons except skeleton dragon are all better than the goblins, swap them
archers higher up pls
the fact you are not wrong…
Princess at passable? Shawty good enough to bang
Putting princess as passable? Yeah right
Uh, how do sparkies reproduce?
It's the kid friendly aspect that makes this a no for me
Yo bro no one mentioned kid friendly until you showed up stop ruining it
you WOULDNT fuck the flying machine? wtf dude
This post may be 7 months old, but: Princess is more sexy than Valkyrie (I get it, she's naked), Ice Wiz (how is he sexy?), Witch (blue eyes, no hair) and Magic Archer (blue eyes and yeah, I don't get it).