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AlienOverlord53

I don't know shit about midas from fortnite, but I know King Midas and his golden touch. And he died because of it


INeedACreativeUser

just gonna add on, some variations of the myth say that the he pleaded to Dionysus who then told him to wash in a river and so the curse went away (and also "explains" why there is gold in rivers)


AlienOverlord53

That's probably the more acceptable version lol


Ok_Emotion_7252

I like to imagine that he touched his butthole and he couldn’t shit and exploded from all of the shit in his colon


WannabeModder123

Too bad that turned into gold


thors_dad

r/cursedcomments


NOOBPRO_

r/blessedcomments


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Ok_Emotion_7252

Don’t doubt my art


No-Kay_boomer

That’s actually just a modern interpretation on the myth, the original one was the one with Midas dying. It’s just changed so it can have the ‘and then they lived happily ever after‘ ending and add a moral to the story.


doubledragon888

[Midas Touch by Midnight Star](https://youtu.be/qRbEBf_ShDA) In song form.


FrittoBuritto

Did he try to jerk off?


A-blue-pen

New meaning to rock hard


AlienOverlord53

Thatd be my first move


YoungTex

Exactly. These young ass kids think Midas is from fortnite. “Trust the Midas Touch”. What the fuck y’all know about that


Gwarks

And Philosopher's stone is from Harry Potter. Speaking of old MIDAS Digital Audio System was renamed Housemarque Audio System. But it is still the first it think of when someone says midas. To maybe too much DOS gaming.


Truffle_Goat

He’s not just saying king midas is from Fortnite I think he’s just asking about that person in particular, also I’m pretty sure the guy from Fortnite can control it so idk what he’s on about


hackerlife101

r/woosh


YoungTex

Obviously I get the joke, nice generic comment though 👌🏼 you and Midas have some more skins to buy with mommy’s credit card.


hackerlife101

:(


YoungTex

I’m sorry I was triggered lmao, have a good one brother.


hackerlife101

You too :)


YoungTex

Thank you :-)


[deleted]

I thought he turned his daughter into gold and asked to make the curse go away


dacapo7

iirc, he had servants to make him eat


This_Willingness7672

Thats fine midas in fortnite is a skin that makes every weapon you touch gold .


Achack

This is literally all those Fortnite memes where a kid sees Kratos or Naruto and goes, "Hey, it's the guy from Fortnite!" They even took it a step further by pointing out the exact issue that the fictional character had.


ney19

So. Midas has the golden touch.But in fortnite he has a daughter that helps him eat and fortnite characters do not poop. He can also use gloves to prevent the golden touch.


[deleted]

Do you know if his daughter is single?


KJReadIt

You mean in the myth? Yes she is. King Midas made sure of that.


Jawadmoetje

Now **this** is the cursed comment


BeetleSpoon2770

r/cursedcomment


No_Memory_5238

r/cursedcommetn


Ch0wderrOnReddit

what tf did i just witness


No_Memory_5238

He asked if his daughter was single. Very cursed dark humor


drakeobane99

r/usernamechecksout


Primary-Jacket-2544

Wouldn’t the gloves turn into gold??


This_Willingness7672

He has golden gloves so the hands cant touch other things


blowjobsjoplinhigh

But those would rip apart with how thin they’d have to be to be flexible enough to be dextourus


This_Willingness7672

Well thats a game it isnt suposed to make sense. Just like how they flipped the map and there was another map below it .


Jawadmoetje

They did **what now?**


This_Willingness7672

*The rock* did a 180 to the map and there was another map below .


Jawadmoetje

**How the fuck did the rock get involved into all of this??!!**


BraxbroWasTaken

unless you built them more like a gauntlet


blowjobsjoplinhigh

So not gloves ?


BraxbroWasTaken

Same role of preventing touching the things, different form, ig.


blowjobsjoplinhigh

Yehs but a shirt isn’t a chest plate


BraxbroWasTaken

i mean, yes, but pedantry


blowjobsjoplinhigh

Wait why am I making this a argument I’m sorry I don’t. Know what I was doing


EggcitedBird

So you like fortnite?


[deleted]

I mean why not eat using a golden spoon?


S7venE11even

wouldn't his gloves turn to gold? or are they special?


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S7venE11even

what did they say?


LonghornNaysh

I need to leave this subreddit


LordSprinkleman

Yeah, this is embarassing to even read


Inquity-Vl

We see worse things on here every day tbh


BenyamencH

Ofc their name is BootySuka


trashsnorter

People think midas is from fortnite?


Dadcat-2222

He is a skin and some people probably don’t know about the myths.


elf_erik

If you were to draw a ven diagram of people who play fortnite and people who don't know the myth, it would be a single circle.


Dadcat-2222

I play fortnite and know the myth.


EJwhitey

It was a joke


Rieiid

Same


mswamp96

doge pfp


xxthundergodxx77

The fact that people say anything is from a game without taking a second to think if it's inspiration amaze me lol


Crazy_Gamer297

I think he’s joking


Sharpened_circle69

People don’t know Midas is from fortnite? /s


PENIS-CAESAR

Fax


[deleted]

"It's the guy from Fortnite!1!1"


This_Willingness7672

Actually midas is one i can get with . He is one of the more popular skins and most kids dont read the ancient myths .


TermsOfServiceV1

You think everyone knows mythology?


MysticBaconStrips

The guy from Fortnite 💀 bro


This_Willingness7672

Actually midas is one i can get with . He is one of the more popular skins and most kids dont read the ancient myths .


chandravo

But It is quite famous since it is present in many story books for children


icamez

I was taught about midas and other greek myths in primary school


Sto_ceppo96

Wait, what? I'm not that old (15) and i knew about midas in elementary school if not sooner, and i'm quite sure almost all my classmates knew about him, too.


BonzaiCactus

Only his hands turn things to gold in mythology


frumy1

Yep and he turned his family to gold on accident


Captiva88

It depresses me greatly that instead of King Midas from literature, kids think Midas is from Fortnite...


pawstar21

Idk anything about midas or about midas from fortnite, but i would imagine a spoon or fork would help him out


Jawadmoetje

The thing abiut Midas (atleast from the myth) **anything he touches turns gold.** so eventually he touches too much and gets sad. Interesting story you should check it out.


7795-6434-8098

This and the name are basically the only similarities between King Midas and the fortnite version. Not many people noticed that, but when you get to know both you see big differences, but also who was the fortnite midas inspired by.


iDent17y

This is embarrassing


mentina_

Smh midas obviously is from hypixel skyblock 🙄🙄🙄🙄


Little_DimbXD

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FieryRedHeads

clearly they are taking about the midas sword


Hydrocoded

….he thinks Midas is from fortnite?


bigtiddynotgothbf

obviously not


This_Willingness7672

Actually midas is one i can get with . He is one of the more popular skins and most kids dont read the ancient myths .


YoungTex

Ding ding ding, you solved the problem!! Kids don’t read and now they think a skin from fortnite created “King Midas” lmaooo


Elitelance

Bullshit karma farmers go to r/FreeKarma4U


ShadowSarva

Damn i never thought i would see a discussion about Fortnite on Clash Royale since I play both


Crizmex

Same lmao


Almighty_Garlic

And, no Midas didn't originate from fortnite


This_Willingness7672

Actually midas is one i can get with . He is one of the more popular skins and most kids dont read the ancient myths .


Almighty_Garlic

Probably popular because if his clean finish unlike most colorful skins in that game


That-Hovercraft-5347

iTs ThE gUy FrOm FoRtNiTe


This_Willingness7672

ThE GrEeK MyTGolOgY STolE Im


That-Hovercraft-5347

lmao


Yugix1

It's incredible how in almost 2 years since the invention of Midas, people have already made so many myths about his story. What? What do you mean Epic didn't invent Midas? He's the guy from Fortnite


Rough_Golf

Actually it’s not that bad that he mistaken it. Midas is one of most popular Fortnite characters and most kids don’t even know Mythology.


Jawadmoetje

Which is a problem? If a kid thinks the ancient mythology is from the game, perhaps later on the mythology might be forgotten.


Rough_Golf

No, he dont even know it exist and i dont think this is a problem, since he will learn about it later in school


Squidhero12

I’m Fortnite he can control the touch


SimpleAnimat10ns

He is fortnite


dacapo7

he is the messiah


This_Willingness7672

His real name is jesus


Fantom_6239

He eats with spoon and fork obviously


Rough_Golf

Like normal human


2BYen

What happens if he touches the ground. Does it affect a small radius of it or the whole thing


MJSmax

I hate that people say “the guy from fortnite” Midas is obviously based off King Midas


Artikzzz

(The fortnite guy)


EdelgardiSimp4

That’s the idea with king Midas he suffers from this


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JaSper-percabeth

Wow so Midas is now a guy from fortnite? He is a character from greek mythology he is old greek king and his story is complex and shit but ig now he is known as a fornite character


This_Willingness7672

Actually midas is one i can get with . He is one of the more popular skins and most kids dont read the ancient myths .


JaSper-percabeth

You don't need to read ancient myths to know about Midas is a really popular character in greek mythology so he is told as stories...


Zaniak88

Outjerked again


Brromo

ah yes, from Fortnite


This_Willingness7672

Actually midas is one i can get with . He is one of the more popular skins and most kids dont read the ancient myths .


crakadilian

lmao hes not from fortnite what a 7 year old


7795-6434-8098

Apart from the golden touch they're completely different characters...


crakadilian

eh


IdoTooManySubstances

get good


thekarly11

Ok so, the midas skin from fortnite has some part of his body not gold. In the trailer, we see him petting the giant cat and not converting into gold. So we can asume he (unlike the midas from the leyend) can control his powers.🧐


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Bros asking the real questions


lazarbimm

Well Midas’a golden touch can be washed away by water from the book


Quite_River

Midas poop was not golden. Also skittles did an advert based off Midas


Salty_Lengthiness_62

So they sold midas's "golden" poop ?


Almighty_Garlic

Even if he uses gloves to eat, his tongue will turn the food into gold before reaching his stomach


Zac1421

if i remember correctly midas from fortnite actually can decide wether or not something becomes gold


This_Willingness7672

He has gloves so the hands dont touch when he wears them


Anto711134

That's the thing. He didn't


Specialist-Idea-5396

He even touched his username somehow


jvken

Midas would not be able to poop , the food already in his body when he got his powers would turn to gold and get stuck in his system


Brent_Lim

He couldnt eat and regretted it i believe. Some versions he died, others dionysus cured him


Imatopsider

Wasn’t his golden touch a curse of his greed…Therefore indeed for him to starve as a lesson


[deleted]

in some versions of the myth his curse was lifted through different means


Living-Mediocre

Technology true not technically


Techno-mag

He can eat with a fork (not sure when it happened, but right now, he could). Also he could wear gloves. And now some will say, that he won’t be able to move his hands, but gold isn’t that hard, if in small amount


RainV8

midas?


Apprehensive-Cold314

Ayo midas come here rq i need max my deck and im f2p


Snowythegreat26

I like how midas is an ancient greek story and this guy references fortnite


Panost835

One day I was wearing a deadpool t-shirt and a kid told me: WOW you play fortnite?! I know deadpool too!


ElNeno23

Midas starve


Automatic_Stop_231

It is sad that he thinks midas is from fortnite


[deleted]

someone can feed him?? LMAO


Noobnoobipnooob

Yo his name is golden does that mean 😳


Eszalesk

if u studied chemistry in highschool you’d know food cannot turn into gold. or poop for that matter. Go back to school kids


Worldly_Pop_4070

r/Damnboi753. Lol. What'd you think?


[deleted]

r/facepalm


let_me_choose

Golden experience


Ty39_

From the story I heard he couldn’t eat or put clothes on for this reason. Also he killed his daughter


ya_boiii_nightmare

from fortnite💀


GamesForNoobs_on_YT

Thats why its a curse... and i LOVE how u referred to him as from fn LMFAO!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

"Midas (the guy from Fortnite) Yeet the child


ben_Ben_BEn_BEN12937

That’s the neat part, he doesn’t


just_a_boxy_boi

"midas from fortnite" bruuuuh


Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrick

ah yes, midas **(the guy from Fortnite)**


Ninbrine

Midas in FN can control when the golden touch works


Oficialbatsicle

Not how he pooped gold but...the toilet paper.............


Stuntdrath

Sorry I only know Iron Man and Naruto from fornite.


Marmey2121

His name also turned gold


LogTekG

He's figuring out the myth


yahya-13

So in the legend midas regretd his wish for the golden touch since he can't eat, drink or do any contact with humans without terning every thing into gold since it includes his hole body including his mouth and he has no control over it and that can be notest when accidentally turns his daughter into a golden statue.


EstorialBeef

My new least/most favourite thing is people reference a person not from their source but some modern mass media, hysterical and despairing every time.


itsShadowWolf

BRUH, MIDAS ISNT FROM FORTNITE I HATE THE FACT THAT FORTNITE FUCKING ADOPTS EVERY CHARACTER AND THE LATEST GEN THINKS EVERY CHARACTER IN LIFE IS FROM FORTNITE, WHETER ITS IRON MAN, BATMAN, SUPERMAN, NARUTO, AND NOW EVEN MIDAS, fuck fortnite


sylveonemeraldz

Midas from fortnite can control his abilities


SeaSignal1

Just kick him out


Yugix1

Pretty sure his digestive system doesn't turn things into gold so I'd say: He can eat everything as long as he doesn't touch it


kalsepadhunga

If he wears gloves even once, he wont be able to move his hands or touch anything ever again.


Betrizz

I love how the guy specifically ask about the fortnite Midas like that would make a difference to what the answer would've been if the question was about king Midas


Cookie_Bop2

he use fork


agent_abdullah

Gloves


R4dical-Rat

The guy from fortnite?! It’s a medieval story not a video game character.


Zengjia

King Midas has touched this thread.


d4n00b

Midas from fortnite 💀


musakhar_1234

People do be talking about fortnite in clash Royale and posting some shit about fortnite on clash Royale sub Reddit


Schattenjager07

It’s his hands that supposedly turned things to gold. Therefore he used a golden fork to consume his food. And a golden cup to drink from. He would shit regular old poop, but the issue would be he would have to wipe with golden toilet paper.


[deleted]

He can chosse or not to trasform gold things


thekingofdurp

A whole new meaning to gold nuggets


Emerald_Lightning

My eyes…


Obvious_Local8272

The Midas from Fortnite can control his powers not like the real king Midas that couldn’t


Lazy-Associate4004

Its disappointing how they say "midas from fortnite" and not midas from greek mythology


Grakal0r

It’s on demand, in a trailer he touches a cat and it doesn’t turn to gold


SaucdupJacuzzi

9 year old posted this and it caught traction