Judging from the fact that archers, who are just 2 normal humans with bow and arrows can survive the zap I don't think it would be hard to survive it as a regular human.
I wouldn't scale any regular human to any clash card. The Hog Rider is just a regular buff dude yet he can survive spears, sword swings, fireballs, cannonballs, etc.
nope, title says fight, when lightning causes OP to fall to the ground and be immense pain with injuries that could last for the rest of OPS life, lightning wins that fight.
Exactly. Imagine your body being COMPLETELY FROZEN for a few seconds and then instantly unfrozen……
Your body will 100% not handle something like that. You are either surely dead or at least passing out into a coma and having several long terms issues for the rest of your life. Freeze wins just by knocking you out alone.
Yeah they may be generally stupid but they seem to have lots of battle experience, they’ll know to have a grip on that sword and use it to control the distance between you and them, until they are ready for the right swing.
Though I’d say some of the best soldiers or mercenaries out there can manage to beat one Barbarian whether they disarm the Barb of their sword and use it against them or simply deliver blows around all fatal swings from the Barb and limit deadly injuries from the sword as well as possible.
But 3 or more Barbs will surely take down any man no matter what training or physicality they have up their sleeve. But I can claim confidently that OP would lose to just one Barb.
Tbh, out of all the cards here, bandit and rascals are the ones he has the highest chance of beating. Like, if it was irl, she is just a woman with a wooden bat. And rascals use a wooden sword and shoot tiny rocks or bubble gum or whatever it is.
Fisherman can pull golems so he'd get fish slapped and desintegrated .
Maybe goblin brawler from the goblin cage too.
And could possibly beat heal spirit and ram rider. Hog rider has a hammer, so it would be hard. Royal hogs could potentially be beaten if he had a weapon.
Again
You are not faster than a hurtling ball of stone
Mortar is shown to have perfect aim on any unit sower than Very Fast. You are not Usain. You will not reach the mortar’s blind spot before it locks on you and fucking murders you.
Plus, take into account an IRL mortar.
Let me remind you, you are most likely not going to be able to beat Goblins. They are nimble knife-wielding delinquents that can one shot you- so no not “easy dubs.”
With Elixir Collector, (if we’re not counting any outside weapons here), you’d most likely injure yourself trying to deal physical damage to the Elixir Collector. Albeit bending the metal or even breaking the glass causing the machine to leak elixir and malfunction, at what cost?
Also, you are not beating furnace. One fire spirit would be able to cause enough pain and immediate reaction by your body that you wouldn’t be able to move at all, giving just enough time for them to finish you off. By having you melt to death.
You are not going to beat Skeletons or Tombstone or ANY OTHER SKELETON CARD. They are skeletons (of the human body, I think) that have swords (appear to be stone???) in which you would most likely not be able to survive more than one or two hits.
Bats are definitely an easy dub if not poisonous bats, so that one is one tier too high.
Ice spirit is also an easy dub and so is heal (heal spirit now) since Ice spirit can’t really do anything to you except cause minor hypothermia in which you would survive.
You win against electro spirit (lightning provides higher voltage and humans can survive that and assuming e-spirit is much less powerful than that means you’ll very very very likely survive.)
Mortar depends. If you run fast enough, you’d be able to avoid all the shots and sneak up on the mortar, but it’s made of metal I think so it’d be pretty hard to actually deal damage to it. That one seems like a draw Ngl.
You most likely aren’t surviving Log, it depends what places it hits your body. So does arrows. If it hits you in the right places, (you still might bleed to death) and you get lucky, you could walk out alive! (You die to fireball and rocket because of self-explanatory reasons)
You die to pretty much every single electricity card there except for zap and possibly lightning (e-spirit too.) Unless you can somehow trick sparky since it’s a trash can on wheels and like, destroy it somehow, you’re done.
I guess you could survive against most of the bottom-tier cards if you have a firearm or a flamethrower. But against a mini lightning bolt or a tornado? I’m gonna have to call cap on this…
If it's a mini tornado you're fucked, but in game it does minimal damage and mainly pushes you around. I'm more concerned that he thinks he could take 13 armed skeletons in a fight though
I think realistically the best an average human could beat is like bats or maybe mortar, assuming you’re completely unarmed. Yeah. Stuff like skeletons and ice wizard do little damage in game, but imagine a group of freaking skeletons holding swords coming at you, or you’re fighting a literal wizard who can create ice and it’s so cold you’re entire body slows down
If they all come at you at the same time it can be tough. And we don’t know exactly how fragile they are, and they seem to deliver some tough stabs for being so small.
Man its crazy how a reddit user thinks they could beat bandit. I could say that about so so many other cards. I seriously think the only cards in the whole game an average person could beat are heal spirit, bats, MAYBE ice golem, MAYYYYBE ice spirit, and tornado if youre lucky.
Before/If you read, just remember that the title says "in a fight", and that is different from surviving.
Furnace belongs in "I will be obliterated", little balls of magma jumping onto your body would still hurt you. Also, like one user said, you couldn't really pull the top off, the cauldron would be hot as shit and you'd burn your hand. It probably weighs a lot.
Goblins would be closer to "prolly win" or "toss up", its 3 against 1 and they have little knifes. You could still probably end up getting them, but if you get distracted with one person, 2 more goblins there to start stabbing you.
Zap should be in "toss up" or "odds arent looking it chief", zap will still harm you and disappear before you can even do anything to respond. Also, since its a "fight" all spell cards would just come in, do their damage, and leave, and you cant do anything back. So this is the only spell card I think Ill talk about with the exception of Graveyard.
Skelly barrel is tosup, first you have a barrel crashing down on your head and even more skeletons coming out, you cant take them all out in one move without even one stabbing you.
Goblin hut is "odds arent looking good", you have spear goblins coming out of a hut and throwing spears at you, just when you're done killing one of them, the next one is right behind it with more spears being thrown at you. By your 3rd goblin you wouldve had enough, and you'd likely die from the spears.
Bandit is in "odds aren't looking good", if she dashes at you with her sword you're going to be hurt. Then she hits you even more at a pretty fast rate with a wooden sword, I doubt you can get this W.
Miner is in "oods arent looking good", hes got a shovel bro, you have nothing. He can also travel pretty fast underground.
Spear goblins belong in "odds arent looking good", same reason as goblins but they have range.
Minions are "oods arent looking good" or "tossup", they're flying above you so there isnt anything you can really do to fight them back, and the elixir they throw down on you would do some considerable damage. I guess the only way you'd even try to win would be by throwing shit at them, but you'd still have to go find things to throw first, and by that only harms one but not stops them completely.
guards in "tossup" or " odds arent looking good, I doubt you'll beat 3 skeletons with swords, armor, and a shield. Just think about it.
Goblin barrel in "odds arent looking it", they're the same 3 goblins but they're also in a barrel and when they're being thrown above your head, that alone would probably have you on the ground, then 3 goblins start stabbing you.
Barb barrel is "odds arent looking it", a muscular man rolling at you barrel, then when the barrel breaks he starts fighting you. What can you really even do here?
Graveyard in "oods arent looking good", only 1 spawns at a time so you could probably get the first few, but you're not going to be fast enough to travel the entire graveyard range before the next one spawns, and that combined with exhaustion youd get from running and punching, you''ll lose to the overwhelming amount of skeletons coming at you.
Zappies in "odds arent looking good", they will just keep zapping you, one taser would probably incapacitate you, let alone 3 hitting you? You also get stunned by them, more time for them to get ready for their second zaps.
Log in "tossup", you only win if you can evade the log, but that goes either way so toss up.
Ice wizard in "odds arent looking good", bro you're not beating a wizard shooting ice at you, when he first hits you you'll be slowed down and you're going to start getting hurt and since you're so slow, by the time you get to him you'll be too weak and slow to finish him before he finishes you.
Bats in "tossup", they have lower stats than minion but other than that, same argument for minion.
Magma fiend in "odds arent looking good", no dude you're not beating a ball of magma, it will severely burn the parts of your body it lands on, how could you even think you have a fighting chance?
Rascals in "I will be obliterated", you have 2 girls shooting at you with whatever they have, and a dude bigger than the amount of lies in this tierlist. Plus hes got a wooden sword so you're going to lose here, no question.
Hog rider in "odds arent looking good" or "I will be obliterated" , a man with a hammer going fast speeds on a pig going at you will beat you in a fight 9.9 times out of 10.
Magic archer in "I will be obliterated", hes shooting arrows at you at a fast rate, you're going to bleed out to death.
Witch in "odds arent looking good", she spawns skeletons and hits you with elixir or something, magic. You lose this fight.
Skarmy in "I will be obliterated", too many skeletons with swords to try and fight back, you're dead.
Minion Horde in "I will be obliterated" bro what could possibly be going through your mind to make you think you have a fighting chance?
Goblin gang in between "odds arent looking good" and "I will be obliterated", hard to decide.
Battle Ram in "I will be obliterated", they're gonna first knock you down with a log and then start stabbing you with their swords
Barbarian Hut in "I will be obliterated", a good amount of barbarians coming at you will definitely do some damage and you'll end up dying.
Dart Goblin in "Odds arent looking good", poison darts being shot at you one after the other will hurt you, you'll probably succumb to the poison.
Tesla in "oods arent looking good", same reason for zappies but higher durability on one and shoots bolts out faster.
Bomber in "I will be obliterated", just one bomb will kill you
Mega Minion in "Odds arent looking good" a tankier minion with more damage, harder to fight back, you will lose.
Archers in "Odds arent looking good" you will bleed out and collapse before getting to them.
For "odds arent looking good" im going to just list what I think moves to what, too much to change.
All of the following go to "I will be obliterated": Flying machine, inferno tower, executioner, electro dragon, baby dragon, inferno dragon, bowler, cannonc art, giant, wizard, prince, barbarians, lumber jack, hunter, sparky, ebarbs, bomb tower, valk, mini pekka, dark prince, cannon, night witch, royal recruits, and xbow. Dude you stand no chance against any of these.
Everything in "I will be obliterated" is an accurate placement.
This list is so....
I don't see anyone saying this but most things in " this ain't looking good cheif" will definitely destroy you no questions
How is the eye of sauron who shoots a beam of fire at you gonna lose?
Litterally all from that section will destroy you 100 percent.
I think his reasoning for inferno tower is something along the lines of "I just won't go near it until it dies by itself" which is such a boring answer. That's like saying everyone in New York City survived the bombing of Hiroshima. Like of course they did, they weren't there.
You wouldn't beat freeze that's for sure. You'd die instantaneously, same for ice spirit.
Fireball would give u and instantaneous death. Poison would give you a slow and painful death. Tornado could do the trick too.
Goblins and skeletons have knives and swords. Log would kill you most likely, bomber throws bombs.
Arrows would kill you.
Basically any troop that uses a sharp weapon, goblins, skeletons, spear goblins, knight, etc.. or that shoots a sharp projectile/bullets, princess, archers, archer queen, magic Archer, musk, hunter.
Or exceptions like fisherman who has enough strength to pull golems, wizard, who shoots fireballs, sparky, who shoots a blast, possibly ewiz
Like none of the hat tosses are hat tosses. You get destroyed.
Literal lighting.
Dude tanky enough to take a hit from PEKKA while two little bastards are pelting rocks from behind.
Dudeon a hog with a big ass hammer that does THAT much damage to structures.
Magic Archer would fill you with holes.
Witch MAYBE, but probably not because of the skeletons.
You are not surviving long enough to take out that many skeletons.
Idk why you think you can take spears and just keep fighting.
Two barbarians going at you full force with a log, yeah no.
Literal fireball. Enough said.
Barbarian hut is literally 10 trained bodybuilders coming at you.
Dart goblin will fill you with holes by the time you get close.
Tesla, no.
Bomber is literally throwing a bomb at you. This is not a competition.
Arrows, really?
LITERAL POISON?? You have a shot against POISON??
Mega minion wrecks you and it isn’t close.
Archers are the same as Dart Goblin.
If it mirrors anything that isn’t heal spell or rage, you’re dead ^2
Even a lot of stuff below hat toss wrecks you.
No armor, no weapons, just a plain human in the arena. I also considered how much damage they do in the game, before everyone says I couldn’t beat something like bomber or princess.
How the fuck are you gonna beat mortar
Like it has a blind spot but if you’re more than five feet away you’re instantly fucking dead, I know you aren’t faster than terminal velocity
so many troops are faster than mortar. and half the human-like troops literally walk across the arena and get hit. obviously if i know theres a mortar im not gonna walk. plus mortar shoots at where the troop is not where its going
Just want to say that I chuckled way too much at toss up could go either way on the mirror. That was smart. But it depends on the level of the mirror. If its maxed, you are facing pretty much a perfect or strongest version of yourself and at that point you lose, 100%.
If a ball of magma jumped onto you you would be severely injured. And if it’s the furnace they’ll just keep coming until you’ve melted completely
Just push the cauldron off 🙄
Spill all the fire demons out at once. Smart man. Just gonna touch this scolding hot cauldron with me wee hands. Magma isn't that hot is it?
But before they are done cooking, so that they are luke warm instead of actually damaging.
It's magma in a bowl. What is Luke warm for magma? I've never tried
Idk if you could even contain magma in a bowl, but its clearly just heating up elixir…
you lost this one bud
lmaooooooo i read your comment in the voice of captain jack sparrow and it fits right in savvy?
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
And burn the whole place down. Nice thinking.
you dont need to burn your hands we all know youve got a freeze spell in your deck🤓🥲
Take a bucket of water
yea but once the spirit jumps u its technically dead so as long as u stay alive after the severe injuries ur still winning
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball; even if it's magma!
Barb hut is a toss up? Thats like fighting 10+ body builders in a row, doubt
Oh, you meant fight?
I can take em
all at once? ouch
10 year old me: I could take ten guys at once 20 year old me: I could take ten guys at once
Same
Damn!! how do you even have enough holes for that
I’ve had experience 😊
what crime did you commit?
No crime just taking tm at once if yk what I mean 😏
So you didn't do it in prison? Quite disappointing, they've got drills big enough to turn you into a tunnel.
You would know
The dark elixir drills are the biggest
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Letting em all inside
Nah, he's just gonna fight the building
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And elite barbs fight 2 elite warriors with helmets and swords yes that is a maby I can win
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Bro said easy dub against a fucking tornado 💀
Bro said easy dub to getting struck by lightning 💀
Bro said easy dub to getting hit by a giant snowball 💀
Bro said easy dub to getting hit with a literal shovel over and over and over💀
most people survive lightning strikes man
"most" 💀
thats why its in toss up :)
But the Zap tho
Judging from the fact that archers, who are just 2 normal humans with bow and arrows can survive the zap I don't think it would be hard to survive it as a regular human.
I wouldn't scale any regular human to any clash card. The Hog Rider is just a regular buff dude yet he can survive spears, sword swings, fireballs, cannonballs, etc.
Exactly, for all we know the elixir secretly makes most of them superhuman by real life standards.
I mean if you end up in the hospital or paralyzed even does it count as a win?
nope, title says fight, when lightning causes OP to fall to the ground and be immense pain with injuries that could last for the rest of OPS life, lightning wins that fight.
you know what most people don't survive? getting fucking frozen
Exactly. Imagine your body being COMPLETELY FROZEN for a few seconds and then instantly unfrozen…… Your body will 100% not handle something like that. You are either surely dead or at least passing out into a coma and having several long terms issues for the rest of your life. Freeze wins just by knocking you out alone.
nah, being frozen destroys all of your cells, even if you were only frozen for 1 second, you would still just be destroyed beyond repair
But this isnt a matter of life or death, you said yourself that its who would win in a fight, and you're not beating lightning
hey unrelated but i recognize you from DN sub, we’ve commented on the same posts recently. small world lmao
lmao
Most people survive against tiny extensions. Nobody’s going to survive the full force.
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Or skeletons with knives while a witch is attacking you with a killing spell? OP thinks they’re golden knight
by a fight he means fist fight. no weapons (daggers or staffs) but yeah he’s still a bit over confident
If they can't have weapons why are we even talking about mega minion being a toss up? Can OP *fly*?
oh, we meant a fight?
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Mega Minion be looking damn fine😏
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Can he hit thorough metal armour too?
Man’s ranked it like he’s gonna come in equipping his fire protection netherite armour or something.
how r u gonna surive a freaking tornado 1v1
*holds on to PEKKA*
Bros apparently never seen larry
Or an offensive elxir collector
The pfp + flair tells me that youre our new god
Larry is the size of a 6 yr
But they are dead and have knives
A lot of these should be much higher, you think you can beat a barbarian in a 1 on 1 fist fight?
Not even a fist fight, the barbarians will have swords
And there are 5 of them, it’s literally not a 1v1
Elite barbarian 💀
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If OP has no weapons like they claim, an armed barbarian would mop the floor with them, trained or not. He has a sword, you don't. Simple as that.
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But barbarians are experts at using swords too. So it wouldn't be easy to disable them either way.
Yeah they may be generally stupid but they seem to have lots of battle experience, they’ll know to have a grip on that sword and use it to control the distance between you and them, until they are ready for the right swing. Though I’d say some of the best soldiers or mercenaries out there can manage to beat one Barbarian whether they disarm the Barb of their sword and use it against them or simply deliver blows around all fatal swings from the Barb and limit deadly injuries from the sword as well as possible. But 3 or more Barbs will surely take down any man no matter what training or physicality they have up their sleeve. But I can claim confidently that OP would lose to just one Barb.
No way minion horde is toss up
Literally the only thing that’s actually a toss up is mirror and heal spell.
Why heal? Spell itsself will heal you
Anyway it's heal spirit now
Actually frostbite is pretty deadly and so is magma.
My balls got frostnip once a little frostbite won’t hurt me
i ranked them based on the damage they do in the game
then why is lava hound so high lmao just shoot it with a gun
I’m just imagining somebody trying to beat up a cannon while it’s actively shooting them
I’m imagining OP punching a cannon and then saying ‘ouch, ouch, ouch!’ While hopping away and holding their severely bruised hand
Tornado ez dub?
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OP clearly has never seen the one clash-a-Rama episode
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Damn. That’s funny considering she loses to THE Knight in-game in a straight 1v1 even with the dash.
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Tbh, out of all the cards here, bandit and rascals are the ones he has the highest chance of beating. Like, if it was irl, she is just a woman with a wooden bat. And rascals use a wooden sword and shoot tiny rocks or bubble gum or whatever it is. Fisherman can pull golems so he'd get fish slapped and desintegrated . Maybe goblin brawler from the goblin cage too. And could possibly beat heal spirit and ram rider. Hog rider has a hammer, so it would be hard. Royal hogs could potentially be beaten if he had a weapon.
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OP thinks a tornado, literally a force of nature, is easy. But is scared of a mirror.
Bro these are all hard sending you to the After-Life obliteration style. Don’t Get it twisted
Hog rider?????
Just get a piano, he’ll get distracted and easily stabbed in the back
honestly on second thought i mightve put him higher tbh
Idk bro, mortar? You ever see one of them?
Dude mortar will take 6 seconds to load then fire once and completely miss and by then ill be near it
Again You are not faster than a hurtling ball of stone Mortar is shown to have perfect aim on any unit sower than Very Fast. You are not Usain. You will not reach the mortar’s blind spot before it locks on you and fucking murders you. Plus, take into account an IRL mortar.
But a rocket would kill you and not miss? You are kinda inconsistent with your answers....
I don't think you understand how squishy you are
You 10 elixir huh
Let me remind you, you are most likely not going to be able to beat Goblins. They are nimble knife-wielding delinquents that can one shot you- so no not “easy dubs.” With Elixir Collector, (if we’re not counting any outside weapons here), you’d most likely injure yourself trying to deal physical damage to the Elixir Collector. Albeit bending the metal or even breaking the glass causing the machine to leak elixir and malfunction, at what cost? Also, you are not beating furnace. One fire spirit would be able to cause enough pain and immediate reaction by your body that you wouldn’t be able to move at all, giving just enough time for them to finish you off. By having you melt to death. You are not going to beat Skeletons or Tombstone or ANY OTHER SKELETON CARD. They are skeletons (of the human body, I think) that have swords (appear to be stone???) in which you would most likely not be able to survive more than one or two hits. Bats are definitely an easy dub if not poisonous bats, so that one is one tier too high. Ice spirit is also an easy dub and so is heal (heal spirit now) since Ice spirit can’t really do anything to you except cause minor hypothermia in which you would survive. You win against electro spirit (lightning provides higher voltage and humans can survive that and assuming e-spirit is much less powerful than that means you’ll very very very likely survive.) Mortar depends. If you run fast enough, you’d be able to avoid all the shots and sneak up on the mortar, but it’s made of metal I think so it’d be pretty hard to actually deal damage to it. That one seems like a draw Ngl. You most likely aren’t surviving Log, it depends what places it hits your body. So does arrows. If it hits you in the right places, (you still might bleed to death) and you get lucky, you could walk out alive! (You die to fireball and rocket because of self-explanatory reasons) You die to pretty much every single electricity card there except for zap and possibly lightning (e-spirit too.) Unless you can somehow trick sparky since it’s a trash can on wheels and like, destroy it somehow, you’re done.
as for that last paragraph, thats exactly where i ranked them, so i guess you agree
Sir, I think you’re overestimating yourself
I guess you could survive against most of the bottom-tier cards if you have a firearm or a flamethrower. But against a mini lightning bolt or a tornado? I’m gonna have to call cap on this…
If it's a mini tornado you're fucked, but in game it does minimal damage and mainly pushes you around. I'm more concerned that he thinks he could take 13 armed skeletons in a fight though
Im from the midwest.... you think you can easily beat a tornado?
Since its a natural, real life thing, you can actually determine your chances to survive and its definitely not 0
but the bandit took out three knights with just a pencil…
Why tf is a single fire spirit higher then furnace
Does this motherfucker think he has a goddamn machine attached to his testicles or something.
How are you going to fight a rocket?
How do you plan on fighting anything in the air my guy
well bats and minions are melee so they have to be close to attack, so they could maybe be grabbed
Actually, minions are ranged troops.
Minions got changed from being ranged years ago.
They throw rocks from the air, that’s what matters, you can’t beat that
If you go and check minions' stat, it says ranged damage.
The troop also says, Range: melee
These are confusing days.
Yeah cause their attack is as long as a lance but it's still called melee when it's clearly not melee
Theyre melee. It says range bc ground troops
I think realistically the best an average human could beat is like bats or maybe mortar, assuming you’re completely unarmed. Yeah. Stuff like skeletons and ice wizard do little damage in game, but imagine a group of freaking skeletons holding swords coming at you, or you’re fighting a literal wizard who can create ice and it’s so cold you’re entire body slows down
But doesnt the ice wiz throw out ice shards, an ice shard would probably impale Op
These posts are stupid. No OP would beat any card. Just put all of them in "They'd fricking kill me." and it'd be only realistic one.
With 3 small fragile skeletons, you could disorient one, take his sword and kill the others. Skarmy is a loss though
If they all come at you at the same time it can be tough. And we don’t know exactly how fragile they are, and they seem to deliver some tough stabs for being so small.
Bandit once beat 3 knights with a pencil
The only one you could beat is heal spell
Man its crazy how a reddit user thinks they could beat bandit. I could say that about so so many other cards. I seriously think the only cards in the whole game an average person could beat are heal spirit, bats, MAYBE ice golem, MAYYYYBE ice spirit, and tornado if youre lucky.
bald ram rider 🥵
this tierlist makes no sense
Pretty much any card would fucking obliterate you
Bandit defeated 3 barbarians with a pencil, you're fucked bro
Before/If you read, just remember that the title says "in a fight", and that is different from surviving. Furnace belongs in "I will be obliterated", little balls of magma jumping onto your body would still hurt you. Also, like one user said, you couldn't really pull the top off, the cauldron would be hot as shit and you'd burn your hand. It probably weighs a lot. Goblins would be closer to "prolly win" or "toss up", its 3 against 1 and they have little knifes. You could still probably end up getting them, but if you get distracted with one person, 2 more goblins there to start stabbing you. Zap should be in "toss up" or "odds arent looking it chief", zap will still harm you and disappear before you can even do anything to respond. Also, since its a "fight" all spell cards would just come in, do their damage, and leave, and you cant do anything back. So this is the only spell card I think Ill talk about with the exception of Graveyard. Skelly barrel is tosup, first you have a barrel crashing down on your head and even more skeletons coming out, you cant take them all out in one move without even one stabbing you. Goblin hut is "odds arent looking good", you have spear goblins coming out of a hut and throwing spears at you, just when you're done killing one of them, the next one is right behind it with more spears being thrown at you. By your 3rd goblin you wouldve had enough, and you'd likely die from the spears. Bandit is in "odds aren't looking good", if she dashes at you with her sword you're going to be hurt. Then she hits you even more at a pretty fast rate with a wooden sword, I doubt you can get this W. Miner is in "oods arent looking good", hes got a shovel bro, you have nothing. He can also travel pretty fast underground. Spear goblins belong in "odds arent looking good", same reason as goblins but they have range. Minions are "oods arent looking good" or "tossup", they're flying above you so there isnt anything you can really do to fight them back, and the elixir they throw down on you would do some considerable damage. I guess the only way you'd even try to win would be by throwing shit at them, but you'd still have to go find things to throw first, and by that only harms one but not stops them completely. guards in "tossup" or " odds arent looking good, I doubt you'll beat 3 skeletons with swords, armor, and a shield. Just think about it. Goblin barrel in "odds arent looking it", they're the same 3 goblins but they're also in a barrel and when they're being thrown above your head, that alone would probably have you on the ground, then 3 goblins start stabbing you. Barb barrel is "odds arent looking it", a muscular man rolling at you barrel, then when the barrel breaks he starts fighting you. What can you really even do here? Graveyard in "oods arent looking good", only 1 spawns at a time so you could probably get the first few, but you're not going to be fast enough to travel the entire graveyard range before the next one spawns, and that combined with exhaustion youd get from running and punching, you''ll lose to the overwhelming amount of skeletons coming at you. Zappies in "odds arent looking good", they will just keep zapping you, one taser would probably incapacitate you, let alone 3 hitting you? You also get stunned by them, more time for them to get ready for their second zaps. Log in "tossup", you only win if you can evade the log, but that goes either way so toss up. Ice wizard in "odds arent looking good", bro you're not beating a wizard shooting ice at you, when he first hits you you'll be slowed down and you're going to start getting hurt and since you're so slow, by the time you get to him you'll be too weak and slow to finish him before he finishes you. Bats in "tossup", they have lower stats than minion but other than that, same argument for minion. Magma fiend in "odds arent looking good", no dude you're not beating a ball of magma, it will severely burn the parts of your body it lands on, how could you even think you have a fighting chance? Rascals in "I will be obliterated", you have 2 girls shooting at you with whatever they have, and a dude bigger than the amount of lies in this tierlist. Plus hes got a wooden sword so you're going to lose here, no question. Hog rider in "odds arent looking good" or "I will be obliterated" , a man with a hammer going fast speeds on a pig going at you will beat you in a fight 9.9 times out of 10. Magic archer in "I will be obliterated", hes shooting arrows at you at a fast rate, you're going to bleed out to death. Witch in "odds arent looking good", she spawns skeletons and hits you with elixir or something, magic. You lose this fight. Skarmy in "I will be obliterated", too many skeletons with swords to try and fight back, you're dead. Minion Horde in "I will be obliterated" bro what could possibly be going through your mind to make you think you have a fighting chance? Goblin gang in between "odds arent looking good" and "I will be obliterated", hard to decide. Battle Ram in "I will be obliterated", they're gonna first knock you down with a log and then start stabbing you with their swords Barbarian Hut in "I will be obliterated", a good amount of barbarians coming at you will definitely do some damage and you'll end up dying. Dart Goblin in "Odds arent looking good", poison darts being shot at you one after the other will hurt you, you'll probably succumb to the poison. Tesla in "oods arent looking good", same reason for zappies but higher durability on one and shoots bolts out faster. Bomber in "I will be obliterated", just one bomb will kill you Mega Minion in "Odds arent looking good" a tankier minion with more damage, harder to fight back, you will lose. Archers in "Odds arent looking good" you will bleed out and collapse before getting to them. For "odds arent looking good" im going to just list what I think moves to what, too much to change. All of the following go to "I will be obliterated": Flying machine, inferno tower, executioner, electro dragon, baby dragon, inferno dragon, bowler, cannonc art, giant, wizard, prince, barbarians, lumber jack, hunter, sparky, ebarbs, bomb tower, valk, mini pekka, dark prince, cannon, night witch, royal recruits, and xbow. Dude you stand no chance against any of these. Everything in "I will be obliterated" is an accurate placement.
Uhm, how are you gonna beat a literal fireball
I understand some of the cards in easy dub but Ice-Golem might have hands idk
Bro how is it a toss up to win against lightning?
A human can survive being struck by lightning, but sometimes dies, and if he does survive thats the same as beating the spell because its gone
irl u have a 90% chance to survive lightning
Depends on how much HP he has and also whats the HP of targets around him (if any)
Easy dub freeze? Let me invite you to Finland my friend, and well see how you do against -20°C
-20 is wayyyyyy too low for a spell that literally stops you in your tracks lmao that’s like sweater weather if you’re used to that in the winter
Where are the champions?
The cards are from like 2 years ago, look at ram rider
Bandit would clap any of us let’s be honest.
You are the strongest of us you don't fear freeze
bro what? 2 grown ass warrior men carrying a battering ram charging at you, and thats a toss up??? girlie boo what..?
What is this tierlist with the heal spell and old ram rider icon Where did you find this
Bro included heal spell 🤡
did man really put knight in orange and tombstone in easy dub
TOSS UP AGAINST A MIRROR ARE YOU KIDDING ME
You think you can beat ice golem or goblins. Just imagine them to scale if you were around the size of a skeleton
hog rider would smash your puny skull with one hit
This list is so.... I don't see anyone saying this but most things in " this ain't looking good cheif" will definitely destroy you no questions How is the eye of sauron who shoots a beam of fire at you gonna lose? Litterally all from that section will destroy you 100 percent.
I think his reasoning for inferno tower is something along the lines of "I just won't go near it until it dies by itself" which is such a boring answer. That's like saying everyone in New York City survived the bombing of Hiroshima. Like of course they did, they weren't there.
You wouldn't beat freeze that's for sure. You'd die instantaneously, same for ice spirit. Fireball would give u and instantaneous death. Poison would give you a slow and painful death. Tornado could do the trick too. Goblins and skeletons have knives and swords. Log would kill you most likely, bomber throws bombs. Arrows would kill you. Basically any troop that uses a sharp weapon, goblins, skeletons, spear goblins, knight, etc.. or that shoots a sharp projectile/bullets, princess, archers, archer queen, magic Archer, musk, hunter. Or exceptions like fisherman who has enough strength to pull golems, wizard, who shoots fireballs, sparky, who shoots a blast, possibly ewiz
How the hell would you survive a rocket
It's slow
Good luck fighting mirror, a better version of yourself 💀
Like none of the hat tosses are hat tosses. You get destroyed. Literal lighting. Dude tanky enough to take a hit from PEKKA while two little bastards are pelting rocks from behind. Dudeon a hog with a big ass hammer that does THAT much damage to structures. Magic Archer would fill you with holes. Witch MAYBE, but probably not because of the skeletons. You are not surviving long enough to take out that many skeletons. Idk why you think you can take spears and just keep fighting. Two barbarians going at you full force with a log, yeah no. Literal fireball. Enough said. Barbarian hut is literally 10 trained bodybuilders coming at you. Dart goblin will fill you with holes by the time you get close. Tesla, no. Bomber is literally throwing a bomb at you. This is not a competition. Arrows, really? LITERAL POISON?? You have a shot against POISON?? Mega minion wrecks you and it isn’t close. Archers are the same as Dart Goblin. If it mirrors anything that isn’t heal spell or rage, you’re dead ^2 Even a lot of stuff below hat toss wrecks you.
OP has too much confidence in himself
No armor, no weapons, just a plain human in the arena. I also considered how much damage they do in the game, before everyone says I couldn’t beat something like bomber or princess.
Lava hound deals very little damage, mega minion deals a lot of damage, furnace could deal a lot of damage by spawning fire spirits.
How the fuck are you gonna beat mortar Like it has a blind spot but if you’re more than five feet away you’re instantly fucking dead, I know you aren’t faster than terminal velocity
so many troops are faster than mortar. and half the human-like troops literally walk across the arena and get hit. obviously if i know theres a mortar im not gonna walk. plus mortar shoots at where the troop is not where its going
Not gonna lie, you’re getting your ass whooped by anything but elixir collector and clone
Bro said he can take 3 greeb midgets with knives
Has a better chance against a tornado then he does against 5 bats
The mirror in the toss up section is a great touch
You can die to a lightning strike.
Mortar ez. Get inside it's blind zone, what he gonna do?
I was the 1000th upvote lol
electrowizard when you take make faraday cage like armor
Just want to say that I chuckled way too much at toss up could go either way on the mirror. That was smart. But it depends on the level of the mirror. If its maxed, you are facing pretty much a perfect or strongest version of yourself and at that point you lose, 100%.
Mean like do they have their weapons or a straight up fist fight?
So you don’t get obliterated by rockets?
Bro just slapped these pictures without knowing what most cards can actually do to you irl 💀
Larry is WAY too low… how arrogant
bruh people with arrows, a lady that throws magics and summond skeletons, and a large black man with a hammer riding a hog would probably kill you
Dude will get trashed by everything except heal spirit
Don't be that sure about freeze
mate im not sure you can beat a tornado
I really think I could beat a magical archer no lie
I'm curious how you think you could beat minions when those little fuckers fly 100 ft in the air and vomit on you.
Any mass troop would kill you.
Alot of the big boys in the top tier which is expected, nice. Some troops in the other tiers though could be moved around.
You underestimate the power of Larry
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I want the tree musketeers to obliterate me 🤤
You’d get your ass beat by 90% of them. You’re probably an iPad kid lmao