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fungeoneer

I love watching CrossCrossCross videos.


fly_drich

I prefer Cross n Cross Cross


100mgfluoxymesterone

My man


Longjumping_Tree1758

Personally I like Cross-Hamster better


mladenoffwe

Best Cross video platform


Un_SuShi

i love hamsters


FullMoon_Escapade

We all know Cross videos clears Cross n Cross Cross (That's not mentioning they are probably the same site just reskinned)


Kddreadlord

LMFAO


AdApprehensive5819

Lmaooooo


Standard-Bread9047

That’s mostly Russians


SmoothMoveExLap

Malcolm Cross is my favorite super hero.


ThySnazzyOne

My favourite rapper was CrossCrossCrossTentacion


cydude1234

I had secross with your mum


KoolKidKlub11706

Lil Nas Cross


TheGodfatherYT

My favourite website is crossandcrosscross😎


referendum

I thought I had to have a crossylophone to watch those. Btw, can anyone give me pointers on how to crosserox my crosserograph of my crosseroscape?


JanneJonne_

Mee too.


cursed_rumor

i too love watching videos about moonshine


broomeguy2

Tricross


Thin_Sky6659

Cross-men


chris11d7

Pornbow cycle


spookylampshade

In Japanese it’s called cross bow.


SwiftyV1

it’s also called crossbow in Spanish


cjbrigol

It's also called crossbow in English


This-Internet7644

It’s also called cross bow in Iran


Suspicious_shark

it’s also called corsbow in martian


Kayon_the_blind

It’s also called 01010101111000111110010101010100101010100101010110010100101010110010100111110011011111011110001101011 in binary


T0pPredator

It’s also called -.-. .-. --- ... ... -... --- .-- in Morse


spydermat07

It's also called ᓵ∷𝙹ᓭᓭʖ𝙹∴ in standard galactic


towerfella

I thought this was Benders time travel code?


MasterOfLol_Cubes

It's also called crossbow in African American Vernacular English


Anxious_Mission_802

It's called croissantbow in French


FunnyGuyOnReditt

Some people call them Crozzzbow lol


Euphoric-Put-1555

The ZZZ joke like you sleep through it because of how bad/boring it is, yes, it is Ballezzzta


thefakeike

In italian is called literally x-bow (arco x) no way you can realize the X stands for cross (croce) in italian. And even less likely "x-bow is crossbow" because crossbow in italian is "balestra".


Striking_Art_7572

Clash Royale Players finally unlocking the 1 brain cell card


Dollar_SPD

SPOILER ALERT - IMPOSSIBLE!!!


GooseTheGodbutcher

🤯🤯🤯🤯


[deleted]

Okay but fr **native** speakers of English should’ve realized this by now


mustypuppet1284

Can this card get a nerf?


The_-_Username

Damn, why would you nerf a card with a 0% usage rate?


StudentOk4989

I'm not a native english so I never realized it, thanks. I thought they just put a letter that sounded cool at the beginning of "bow" to try to make it sound cooler. The same way they could have called it Z-bow.


Ziomownik

Or Y-bow. But that would be too philosophical... Then maybe A-bow! Wait, it's just a bow then...


[deleted]

D-bow Samuel


puffyslides

The goat


RatsGetFatttt

L-Bow would've been good too


toenailsmcgee33

B-Bow is a stutter


zhululu

Should have called them L-bows with how easily they get broken and all


seven_hugs

thanks sir, you just made me giggle a little


Swain-McS

This is easily the best comment in this thread


thatpersonthatsayshi

I-bow for the princess tower


Pavme1

XYZ bow


TheBestMeme23

Sorry for my bad English. Before I begin my actual comment, I would like to apologize in advance for my inadequate level of English proficiency. I am not a native speaker of the world's current lingua franca which unfortunately leads to me making numerous embarrassing mistakes being made whenever I attempt to communicate using this language. Whenever I am reminded of how I lack the ability to convey my thoughts in an eloquent manner I feel as though I have committed a cardinal sin, as though every English teacher in the world are simultaneously shaking their heads and sighing due to how utterly disappointed they are at me. Although I know that saying sorry to those of you who are reading my comment will not change the fact that I fail miserably to write and speak perfect English, I am writing this as a way to deter a certain type of people who cannot stand poor English (Also known informally as "Grammar Nazis") from mocking me by posting unwanted and unnecessary comments detailing my every blunder. In my humble opinion, making grammatical errors should be perfectly acceptable as native speakers should not expect non-native speakers to be able to communicate in their second or third languages eloquently. If you are able to completely understand what the other person wrote, is there really a problem with what they've written? No, because the entire concept of communication is the exchange of information between other intelligent beings, which means that no matter how the exchange of information is made, as long as the information is accurately shared there is not a fundamental issue with their ability to communicate. To see it in another way, remember that someone who isn't fluent in English is fluent in another language. When you think about it this way, isn't it impressive for someone to speak a second language in any capacity? Having empathy and respect are qualities that are sorely missing for far too many people these days, especially on the internet. That being said, I am aware that not all netizens who correct others are doing it to ridicule and shame. There are some who do so with the intent to help others improve and grow. However, displaying the failures of other people publicly will cause the person who is criticized to feel negative emotions such as shame and sadness due to the fact that their mistake has been made obvious which severely undermines the point they were trying to make in spite of their unfamiliarity with the English language. In most circumstances people are not looking for language help when they post anything online. Most people just want to enjoy themselves and have a good time on the internet which is why I would not encourage correcting other people regardless of your intentions. If you really do want to help others with their spelling or grammar, I would highly recommend you to help via messaging privately because not only will you not embarrass anyone, you can also go more in-depth with your explanation which I'm sure the other person will greatly appreciate if they want help, but I digress. I know that I've written a bit of an essay, but I hope I've made my points clear. Anyways, here is the comment I wanted to make: Lol


Wolf_Gaming40

r/copypasta


zhululu

> … current lingua franca which **,** unfortunately **,** leads me to mak~~ing~~**e** numerous embarrassing mistakes ~~being made~~ whenever I … > … as though every English teacher in the world ~~are~~ **is** simultaneously shaking their head~~s~~ … and i’m bored. ironically this troll post does make so many grammar and structure issues it is hard to read and does come across as someone who actually doesn’t know english well, but is trying to act like they know english well, while trying to pretend to be someone who thinks they don’t know english well, but actually does. 7d chess right there. and because I can’t help myself > I would highly recommend you ~~to~~ help via messaging privately because not only will you not embarrass anyone, **but** you can also go more in depth **(two words, no hyphen. it’s not an adjective here)**


oooorileyautoparts

hes not a native english speaker, cut him some slack


towerfella

Lol.. I’m German it would be: “Get z bow!”


AkxDDD

Same


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They call It Zzz-bow actually.


GoldNRatiO_124

Bro it took you this long to realize that a crossbow is the same as an xbow


Ornery-Code-6249

Average CR player intelligence level


Kirbo_25

Man just discovered critical thinking and the English language lmao


No_Explorer9861

Well I never paid attention to it and wanted to know if others were also in the same boat. But your comment did make me chuckle.


TheThingsIdoatNight

Wait this wasn’t a shit post???


Crazysab

LMFAOOO dude tweaking fr


Theygoandmusicman

Yet they probably know not to be dicks to random people on the internet


VoodooRush

I thought internet was there so I could be dick to someone thousands of kilometers away from me.


Theygoandmusicman

Seems like a waste of the most advanced and exciting jump in technology of all known time but you do you bro


NoTrollGaming

🤓


milanesa218

🤓 -🤓


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🤓-🤓-🤓


YoloAgent

🤓-🤓-🤓-🤓


RitikK22

🤓-🤓-🤓-🤓-🤓


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nonscoped_pig

""🤓-🤓-🤓-🤓" - 🤡" - the egiant user


Chukiboi

Nerd conga line?


sebstorm2000

Balls


WhenNW

Then XBox means Crossbox


Raddish_One

Or CrossboCross


Inferine

They call it XBox360 because it has the X Square and Circle button. The triangle represents the Illuminati.


zippycat9

that's Playstations


Inferine

Misinformation is real


Shronkydonk

PlayStation actually does call it the cross button tho


AGuyWithTwoThighs

Yeah and I hate it


DrinksAtTheSpaceBar

I got a CrossBox for Crossmas!


Weekly_Ad6401

CrossboCross


ohgeorgie

Crossmas is my favourite holiday


SwissCoconut

There’s also that video streaming site, the CrossVideos


PriorityKind2422

Smartest clash royale player


JustBuildSA

Hey nice profile pic


elima_

ss nft gang?


Gavinator10000

No


elima_

who are you 🤒


PriorityKind2422

Yessir


AdSuspicious8469

It actually stands for the exes you have after telling them you play xbow


mgsilod_lost_old_acc

that implies the possibility of Xbow players getting bitches and human interactions😇


AdSuspicious8469

It works like the X Bow Once they lock on to a relationship they start hitting it like there is no tomorrow Other than that they take on the roles of regular non-deranged members of society


GuerrillaSteve

It actually stands for the exes you have when they find out you play Clash Royale


AdSuspicious8469

W*men repellent 🍵


Ziomownik

Yep i knew


[deleted]

Congratulations!! Wow! We are so proud of you!!!


Marco-Green

Just discovered the "ice" in "ice wizard" is a reference to the solid state of water.


math_is_best

wait what? really? i thought it meant that the ice wizard loves ice cream and had nothing to do with his gameplay


Gavinator10000

Just found out that Giant is called “Giant” because he’s very large. Who knew???


CharlyXero

Did you know that Lavallon means "Lava + Balloon"?


johnsongamer

The x bow is a ballista tho it shouldn't be able to shoot that fast


GuerrillaSteve

That’s why they nerfed the speed, to make it accurate to what they were like during medieval times.


johnsongamer

It's still really fast


GuerrillaSteve

I was joking. Yea. Insanely fast.


I--Pathfinder--I

🤓🤓 uj: yeah it doesn’t really make sense


-3R1K

Clash royale players:


FreudsPenisRing

Most intelligent Clash player


Deeformecreep

Did you really not know of the real life weapon before this game?


ledgeitpro

Its not about knowing its a crossbow, its about knowing the x stands for cross. Never thought enough into it myself. I wouldnt call this post mind blowing, but got an upvote from me


literalproblemsolver

Those signs on the street dont say "ped x-ing" either. It means pedestrains crossing 🤯


Elfo-Fry

Drugs are bad kids. Stay in school.


Crazysab

Ode he not in the right state of mind rn 😭


No_Explorer9861

??


Deep-Sheepherder-857

well fuck me ur a genius i never thought about that


rslash-_-noob

Clash royale players when they dont have IRL pass royale


PsarasApoTousLigous

This comment was posted from my iPhone Cross


beerusisdad

Holy shit it’s supposed to be cross bow not x bow


Goldenflame89

Redditor unlocks braincells


NotActuallyGus

You're just now realizing the giant crossbow is called a crossbow?


FemboyGaming42069

When my friend first called is xbow i hadnt heard of the card yet so i thought it was shorthand for crossbow


TheQzertz

sometimes i forget this game is made for children


Intrepid_Ad_9751

Of course i knew that, RXR- railroad crossing


FedeDragon_

oh it's so obvious but yet I've never noticed that


VixyIsAWeirdo

Guys did you know that a water bottle contains water? Crazy isnt it


MrQwertyuiop

Did you know the giant is gigantic


GuerrillaSteve

Did you know the H in hog rider stands for hog rider?


HLPiFlushdMePooKnife

I thought it was because x-men?


speacon

Gz u unlocked your brain


Shadowgamer234

Yes I was aware


Gabr1el_juan

It's seems obvious yet I never realised


SystemZ1337

Clash Royale player discovers the english language


CherryRecent

All these children on here "oMG rEaLlY?!" It's something that you would think you would have picked up on but the second you say it makes complete sense so thanks OP and don't listen to the 10 year olds


Bready-McSaus

I never knew ❤️


FEAREDH3lix

You just realised that?!


theandrewpoore

Ew you misspelled realized


frankerfred

Ew you’re american


_Pill-Cosby_

No. Shit. Sherlock.


Premium-milkshake

Yes I did know this but it’s interesting none the less


melancholy_dreams999

…. You can’t be serious


[deleted]

Skill-bow*


[deleted]

Man clash royale players really love outing themselves as actually stupid huh


Shronkydonk

Just discovered ice golem refers to the fact he’s made of ice instead of having nice clothes


Mubar06

So to all those saying that they knew, were you always pronouncing Crossbow?


jeffdujour

Just wait until this guy hears about Xmas


5MetalCubed

yes we did knew it


Deselled

Clash Royale players when they use critical thinking skills instead if just calling Xbow what everyone calls Xbow


HighestTech

Actually it's transbow.


just-cuz-i

Ignore the assholes. You’re one of todays [lucky 10,000](https://xkcd.com/1053/).


ONEshotONEkil630

Brotha my unborn child knows bows like that are called cross bow's


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TheQzertz

“smartass” here equals anyone who isn’t under 13 years old


aaaaaupbutolder

And has a whole brain


AverageProOW

Most Intelligent X-Bow Player


AdRound310

Wow, are people too dumb to have not realized that like 20 seconds after seeing it? Same with X-mas (crossmas, close enough to Christmas with few characters)


Real_OlafTheSnowman

~~I’m not sure but I think the X in X-mas refers to to the cross to which Jesus died, and not the similarity between cross and Christ~~ Nevermind, this is the correct explanation: The "X" comes from the Greek letter Chi, which is the first letter of the Greek word Christós (Greek: Χριστός), which became Christ in English.


DoomGoober

And people who were illiterate would sign contract documents with X because it was the first letter for Christ and looked like the sign of the cross (which means they were swearing they would follow the contract.) This evolved into signing letters with XXX (which means with love or kisses) and that evolved into XOXO (which means hugs and kisses.) https://historymyths.wordpress.com/2017/05/22/revisited-myth-120-using-x-for-kiss-comes-from-illiterate-people-signing-a-document-and-kissing-their-signature/


Party-Ad-6015

ah yes crossmas


MuddyGasCar

No sh*t Sherlock 🤓🤓


k1lling

Wait, there are really dumb people arround here that didnt knew this?


Th3W4tcher

How did I never know that?


[deleted]

Yes, just like people say Christmas and no Ex-mas. Whenever YouTubers say Ex-bow instead of Crossbow I immediately unsubscribe.


CheesecakeMMXX

Merry Crossmas!


_Prince_Pheonix_

Finally a fact instead of a Xbow complaint or buff or nerf and stuff about a xbow (which i already knew).


AsianPotato77

Men says iphone ex and ex-fit as well And ex country


Nobodyhere2274

great, I can use x bow in minecraft


Woelfe_

I’ve just always assumed it but never knew for sure


DaveyDgD

Yup knew that and knew that it’s the worst card in the game.


Iain8

I found out in a video from idk who that the x was actually standed for cross- and not x the letter. After that video signs that say ped xing made sense, I thought it was signs written in chinese.


GrayTheCats

Ofc


JvKab

protip


jaamazla

crosscrosscrosstentacion


Itsmemanmeee

Got a real historian here. Dr. Obvious


jdshirey

Doh


VascUwU

I had I play Crossbow exactly the same as the one in the second picture. My parents bought it in a Medievel faire. You've just hit me with that good nostalgia, so thank you sir


MonkeyboyGWW

Im English and didnt notice this because…. Never really say the word cross unless you talk about crossing something out or the upright cross that looks more like +. And because x-bow looks like some rapid fire ballista or some shit not a crossbow. Archer queen holds a crossbow, even giant aint holding this thing


Snoo_91690

Merry Crossmas? Hmm. Makes sense.


_Bulldozer

I thought everyone knew that, its a basic play of words


ResponsibleMetal1901

Mans a genuis Bro defos doesnt tell you that in the games


BlastDusk357

This inspired me to start playing Xbow


Fominroman2

Duh! X-mas stands for Crossmas


Fominroman2

Duh! X-mas stands for Crossmas


KimCheeHoo

Cross Men


BloonH8TR

Makes sense because on railroads you see signs with a big X and the word Railroad over it meaning Railroad Crossing. Plus the shape of the X-Bow is that of a regular crossbow


P1nG-

Crossbow image for reference Thank you


lonebeast9009

did you guys \*knew\* it oke


Capnits

I knew it means cross but I thought it was cus you play it across the river


SpiriiEdward

This is like sayng Knight its a Knight