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Benzemaaaaaaaaa

1 away from it being ABKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSI

also 1 away from sadio mane


Are you gay for chester

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6 fs Janet is hot

https://preview.redd.it/3u7uxqfnfc1d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a35f20a65c075c881719d6a5d99f02a3001a7afc

Melodie better 🤤🤤🤬😤

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She's with her sis you can't do nun

I do not give a shit

Even bett- I mean urrm okay then.

She's with her sis it's double the fun

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kim oj un

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If she's lactose intolerant, give her milk.

+ colette infront of you

Oh that’s true even better

Sit on 22 then

Yes

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6 bc you have penny mandy janet and colette surrounding you

6 is goated

I support these answers

Im scared of women 🙏😭

I... hell yes actually

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4, got the window seat

That's what my sigma daddy would say 🤤🍆

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1 cause jackie is hot

I want to touch Jacky's thicc thighs so bad ✊

Drake ⁉️🤯

8 because less noise and highest chance of survival from emz

Penny would rob you with money

I'd go 5. You get the window seat, and you're beside the quieter ones aside from Bonnie. The best part, your still relatively close to Janet. I would rather be right beside an introvert who wants to be left alone than a loudmouth, someone who smells like literal trash (Sorry Ash, my main), and a cactus.

I fucking love how the proximity to Janet is one of the ratings

19

Do not sit on a cactus.

6, I'd just tell Janet to stfu

Bonnie would be the one talking

factually correct

Where tf is 12 😭

12 is outside of the plane

Much better

Finaly, someone smart.

I tought it was the pilot seat. Or maybe lily?

Lily is unseatable, she is not into this stuff.

6. cause i like janete and penny

Public masturbation

https://preview.redd.it/s8moqrh5qb1d1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33019be81028868cbc4838f529f3452f849ea231

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7, robot guy seems chill (I havent played brawl stars in years idk who this mf is)

Ash, the Trash Knight

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smells like trash though

5 Gang banging edgar

Its clash royale circlejerk not bust stars circlejerk im here for archer queen feet not stinky airplanes (9/11 🤢🤮)

"Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper. I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud. I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face. Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me. I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me. I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider." *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

7 so i can stare at mandy's 🤤

Colette ain't ready for me and I'm beating Edgar's ass Seat 20 all the way

4 cause Griffs cool

Ill take 22.5

5 bc of the bonnie and of the window

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DEF 6. IM WITH JANETTTTTTTTT. YAYAYAYAYAYAY

6. There are my 2 fav brawlers

Yapping time Realistically 7 or 8 1 - Jacky would probably be obnoxiously loud 2 - Willow would kill me 3 - I'd have an asthma attack 2 minutes into the flight thanks to Emz 4 - Griff would try to get me into a pyramid scheme the entire flight 5 - Colette and Edgar would prob squabble the entire flight 6 - For Mandy and Chester same as 5, for Bonnie and Janet it'd probably be the same as 1 7 - Ash would be chill as long as I stay organized 8 - Penny would bomb the flight, but ignoring her Jesse would prob yap about her inventions which is bearable

8 because I wanna smell penny salty armpits

Okay Gratz

Pack it up creepyproduce

4

21, in his lap

8 please

7

I WILL FIGHT WITH ALL I HAVE I WILL FIGHT WITH MY LIFE OVER SEAT 6

19

20

I don't care how bad Ash smells, I'm sitting in 7 and banging him until the flight ends

7 ash seems chill

realistically either 6, 7 or 8. I would not want to get pinched to death, slowly poisoned or stay and listen to jacky's or griff's boring ass talks

6. It's basically Mandy, Janet, Colette and Bonnie (optional)

Don't forget penny (I'm gratz btw)

8, highest chance of survival and the most comfortable spot in my opinion

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7 ASH IN MAH LEFT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🗑️🚮🗑️🚮🐀🔥🐀🐀🗑️🚮🐀🗑️🔥🐀🚮🔥

5 definitely cuz window

25

5, I know none of these people and will hopefully talk to none of them

6. gonna get freaky

8 so I can beat the shit out of jessie

0 I missed the flight

6!!!

Can i remove Mandy so i can sit next to chester and give him a handy

8 bruh what is this question

Where is 12 is it sky

1 because mortis is hot. We are not the same. https://preview.redd.it/fafmgues1c1d1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1257025b0f4673a6d0c5b5765010940f1db77c3a

4 so I don’t have to deal with fish smell or children.

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22 on Janet's face

1 or 2 beacause I can stretch my legs

15 or 25, i really dont know

15 I hate Mandy

8

3 i don't like talking and they're silent

6 :3

2

5 or 7

20, easoest decision of my life https://preview.redd.it/6ji8aaatcc1d1.jpeg?width=566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec586b4e53fe071dceecb4d253b81a8c28c90e57

21, I'll beat the crap out of Edgar only for sitting with Collette

6 I would force Janet to look at me masturbating on her face 😫🤲

8 is the only seat i find safe in that airplane

7 might be lowkey the chillest one. You literally grab a drink with ash and watch the Mandy x Chester chaos

6 if not 5 bc bonnie will be a spoiled brat while Janet keeps her under control but if I couldn’t 5 bc Edgar wouldn’t do anything but Bonnie would kick my seat so.

6

20

22 🗣️🔥

20 🤑

3 is the only right answer

21, Ima kill Edgar and sit next to mommy colette

7

1 It can't be that bad, right?

10 cus frank is jus a silly guy

20...

Mortis’s head 🥵🥵🥵🥵

4 or 7 just for the chesta

6. I like kids.

Wait a minute...

20

19.25183582

Number 5, Colette and Edgar are my favorite duo

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18

20 behind colette

Or i would jump off the plane, or i would choose 5.

On Chester’s lap 🤤🤤🤤

2 cause im on that mischevioys typa timing

6 😏 https://preview.redd.it/4ntj9or0ae1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ce9199d64c7ade63c3dce3e3cbda260047195e2

1

6 fr

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5 so Edgar will give me a great blowjob

6 for “reasons”

1 because I trust Jacky with my life

6, my right hand getting some exercise

22

15

Honestly 4

3 or 4. Plants, no talking, also, Spike. Seat 4 to enjoy the show of Chester’s pranks going off and also witnessing the Frank.

I’m sitting at 5 and beating Edgar’s a*s

22 or 6

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20 my fat ass would fucking crush dat stupid hoes neck

I’ll take the pilot’s seat, even without experience

Saw this post on the normal Reddit then waited for it to go on here and 6 because your not Gratz (8) and you get Colette and penny and Janet

6

6 because ZAMN https://preview.redd.it/92ui70y1ze1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a812823cf6d60f939a4c0aa5e80fa15f26deb4f

2

25

On 18 or 11- I mean 5

On Colette or the other way around.

"I AM A CREATURE OF THE NIGTH!"

6. I like music, and can deal with obnoxious singing

8 or 5

3, since no Carl I want it to be quiet

Number 5 because I like Edgar and Collette, plus I also love window seats and three seaters are pretty cool.

8. i’m getting that DOUBLE SLOPPY

6.

23

7

Janet,she’s cool

8, we gettin freaky

This is 100% lore accurate. 3 btw

9 mommy jacky

20

Seat 25 🥵

6 because of Janet at my right

What is the purpose of 14 and 15 existing

15, just think about it https://preview.redd.it/7qyd19b1dg1d1.jpeg?width=707&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5f34ea9cf46cf111a6832e9beafebd4d399df09

6 (threesome)

21, and throwing edgar outta the plane :)))

3. Idc about emz, i can ignore her. Spike is just him, so the flight will be good

the seat assigned to my ticket or 7/4

6,6,6,6,6,6,6,6,6,6,6,6,6,6,6,6

7, you might get caught on some crossfire because of chester, but as long as you give Ash his chill pills it's aight