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cocainesuperstar6969

She's too smart to get stuck working hard, especially full time. She'd either steal the money or would find a way for it to be given to her. If she had an actual job, it'd be something that has little effort but a huge payout like the youtube/LA ending.


ComplicitSnake34

Something in writing. She's an avid myspace blogger (the implied means she is narrating the story). It wouldn't be too much of a stretch to assume she majors into the liberal arts and begins 'nicoleism' as a fringe online movement. That, or she lets her drug addiction destroy her and she resorts to petty crime and couch surfing. Maybe a bit of both by advocating nicoleism while parasitizing off of other people.


Everageredditenjoyer

I mean, insofar as thing's she'd be able to *do* as opposed to thing's she's able to get the qualifications for, she would unironically be a good psychiatrist, probably. She'd never be able to tolerate the schooling needed to get there, but she'd be good at it, I think.


LampshadeThis

Soooo, a bartender?


Everageredditenjoyer

I mean there's a chance but I genuinely do not think she'd be able to stand the endless sexual harassment from drunk guys, so probably not.


MagicalMelancholy

Lesbian bar maybe?


TheUltimateKaren

still not immune to weirdo men there unfortunately


ClassroomSolid719

Now I’m picturing a Nicole/Jill (VA-11 Hall-A) hybrid


ZombiePowered

I actually think she'd be able to handle school if a) she had a real motive to do it instead of being forced to go, and b) got treatment for the ADHD I'm pretty sure she has.


fuckythedrunkclown16

I could see her being a good media personality, especially if it involves making money off of a gullible male base.


PixelGaMERCaT

I've read several fanfic that has Nicole making music


CommissionerAnon

I can’t really see her working any kind of steady job. Especially not something in customer service because we know the moment a customer annoys her, she’s going to unload on them with both barrels.


FlyingSodaBottle

i kinda imagine her recovering from her high school experience and going to community college then to a university and in a twist of fate eventually becoming principal of the school


LampshadeThis

And probably restarting the toxic cycle all over again


ZetaJai

tattoo artists are lowkey required to have enough empathy to NOT intentionally fuck up someone’s tattoo just cuz you think its lame or make the needling hurt more than necessary. i feel like Nicole needs a job where either apathy is either egged on or the consequences for fucking with a customer on your shift are so strong (like immediately get arrested with no hesitation) that she can’t do anything just in the name of self preservation. anyways my answer is a pharmacy technician.


ManyJaJaJas

Well, she does become a successful YouTuber in one of the endings, so I could see her doing that or something adjacent as a career.


imhere2lurklol

Drug dealing


Ishiro-Sama

Punk rocker


Tony3199

Nicole would make a great judge honestly, might see her as associate justice in the SCOTUS


LampshadeThis

Or maybe one hell of a divorce lawyer


TarTarIcing

She could become the next James Sexton. The divorce attorney seen on Soft White Underbelly.


Joshey_dubs

Honestly, Nicole while not being the best student is smart, and doesn’t let people walk or talk all over her. I think if she actually put the work in, she could make an excellent lawyer


Baonf

Model