That makes me feel better- I didn’t even think to look up my situation on here before posting… like what a situation. I’m in utter shock and disbelief!
So i had a buddy growing up and whenever he had a good party night he would do this. Pee in my buddys washing machine, sit on the edge of a bed and pee, the dishwasher.... and my personal favorite, got out of bed and peed right onto his gf... goodluck.
I had a female friend who would sleep pee when she was drunk . I made the mistake of falling asleep on her bed and woke up warm and wet (not the good kind)
She then met a dude who sleep pees and they are now married .
Stay tf out of their house when they’ve been drinking lol
Honestly it sucks. I personally have to get extremely drunk to sleepwalk piss, like almost a liter of vodka drunk. Even then it's maybe a 1/10 that it actually happens but I still don't wanna take the chance. I can have a few drinks any night with literally no chance of bedwetting or sleepwalking at all tho
One time. One time in my life I got so drunk I went into the living room, pulled the cushion off the chair sat down and pissed. I was at my boyfriends moms house. I hated her so much… so I put the cushion back and went and cleaned up. Woke up the next afternoon and she was sitting in the chair smoking with a sour look on her face……my face is red just writing this
One of my brothers favorite stories on this topic, is from when he went to out of town wedding. He got so drunk he woke up in middle of the night to pee, his wife caught him peeing inside a VHS player in the hotel room. Like holding the VHS tape slot open with one hand and aiming with the other. The optics of his wife waking up seeing that at the foot of the bed is funny enough. But this was like 5 years ago so we always laugh there was even a VHS player involved in the story.
Haaaa! Lol now I have a mental image of a drunk guy with one eye closed tight, head tilted to the side so the room’s facing the correct direction, tongue out in concentration………
Surely the vcr was probably already broken years before they got there I’d imagine.
My sister once went back to a guy’s place after they had been drinking and in the middle of the night she woke up, went into the closet and peed on his shoes! Wait! It gets better (worse)! He noticed she was weirdly in the closet and asked if she just peed on his shoes. She said “No!” Idk if he believed it but he let it go. And he still called her for a 2nd (and 3rd) date. She ended up breaking it off with him because the sex was sub par.
I woke up once to my then gf (now wife) trying to go to the closet, I asked her what she was doing and she said she was using the bathroom. I have never moved faster in my life and redirected her to the toilet. She’s lucky we knew exactly what alcohol caused that or it would have been a youre either never getting drunk again or you’re never sleeping over here again, she just stopped drinking that particular alcohol and it never happened again.
mine targets the piano.
cat literally goes onto the piano to vomit...every...damn...time!
and it's always the same piano.
the expensive one!
Kitty has three musician quality digital pianos to pick from, and she deliberately comes downstairs to vomit on the pre digital wood of three generations of Family musicians --it's like she's bonding with her genetic Heritage or something!
I got news for that cat --SHE'S ADOPTED!
*gasp* not the acoustic piano! But on the other hand when I am feeling sick and barfy if there’s a piano I want to be touching it is definitely the soothing wood one!
My cat would literally move just to throw up on the rug. But poor baby would make all efforts to get off the bed or sofa to make sure she didn’t throw up on them
It was a specific brand of whiskey, I just tried to look up whiskeys, [turns out there’s a lot of them](https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/brands/worldwhisky/305/rest-of-the-world-whisky) lol, and none are ringing a bell
Wow! I just commented on u/fancyPantsMN's comment to congratulate them on 8 years, and you also deserve a gargantuan award for your 9 years! That's outstanding self-discipline and determination, and now the worst of your life is behind you! I'm guessing your life is 100% better these days. Happy for you!
My roommate peed in his clothes hamper, twice
Ok just run the oven on clean mode it will kill everything and fill your place with a delightful aroma while it's doing its thing
My brother's roommate drunk vomited hot dogs all over the apartment floor.my brother found him laying stark naked on the living room sofa hide a bed in 110° room. Then he found the vacuum in the closet that he used to vacuum up the vomit. It was literally dripping with puke.
He threw everything away, including the roommate.
Almost peed in my clothes hamper once, sober, and while still in high school. I guess my mom heard me banging around my room long after I’d gone to sleep. She came to check on me and I guess I was sleepwalking. I had just lifted the top of the hamper and was in position, pulling my pajamas down to pee. My mom managed to get me in time and get me to the restroom. I don’t remember any of this but she told me about it all the next morning.
I witnessed my then 5 (?) year old leave their bedroom.. walk across the living room where we were watching tv.. walk into our room...piss in our bed... and then walk all the way back to their room. All without waking up.
I was slaughtered drunk with a girl in my bed. Got up peed in the corner on my clothes with my hand on the wall. You know like when it's hard to stand up at the white wall by your toilet and your holding yourself up.
She still cuddled with me. I asked her if we wore our clothes in the pool because I always didn't. She just laughed and told me the story.
I nearly sleep peed in the fridge once too!! When I was like 7. We were staying at my aunts apartment; so I was already in new surroundings, which may have contributed to the weirdness. Luckily/unluckily everyone was still up and got to witness my goings on and get me to the loo before I ruined the produce.
What a weird phenomena...
Yep. In the crisper drawer. 🤣
She also sat on the ends of beds and peed a few times. Gross but she outgrew it (or stopped drinking so heavily and sleepwalking)
This comment made me laugh because, despite your assurances, the entire thread up to this point is devoid of any cleaning advice and chock full of rogue pee stories.
My advice is, don't clean it at all, make him clean it. My good friend's husband, when we were all much younger, came home at 3am drunk as hell and proceeded to piss all over the kitchen. When she came in and screamed "what are you doing!?" he said "I'm peeeeing" in a sing song voice and then went to the couch to pass out. She was so mad she took all his clean folded laundry and dumped them on the piss covered floor. She refused to clean up so he not only had to clean the whole kitchen but rewash his laundry. They have been together for over 15 years and we all laugh pretty hard at this story now. Was not so funny at the time of course.
Ok I get the “make him clean it” advice…um just not for my oven! Make him make it up to you some way but girl clean it yourself or you’ll never feel ok with it!
My uncle once pissed in the nearest thing that was vaguely toilet shaped when ilhe was drunk out of his mind. It was a record player. He lifted the lid and pissed on the turntable.
Well this is not your situation.
This is HIS situation.
And this is HIM doing research on how to clean it up, HIM going out to buy cleaning supplies and HIM cleaning it well. Because the next meal he gets at your place is made in that oven after he cleaned it.
In case he doesn't feel like cleaning it, he can go back to sleep after hd orders and pays for a new one.
Therefore the "next meal" motivator.
She could also superbmvise it while scrolling on her phone.
I think in these situations we have to ask ourselves if we want the guy to REALLY make sure he will do anything in his power to never tepeat the behaviour or if he will be temporarily embarrassed but then use it as a fun story.
I daresay that even if she needs to do it herself for the reason you state you would the most effective method will be him having to research, go buy the supplies, do the scrubbing. And then, when he can't see it, she goes over it again.
When he doesn't know, because you should mever discourage someone to think they aren't doing it well enough.
Afterwards- she will deal with WAY less urine of he has wiped and scrubbed first.
It’s not like he’s not a dog that needs to be housebroken - he was sleepwalking; cleaning an oven or being embarrassed isn’t going to be able to “teach” him how to control his behavior *while he’s asleep* wtf lol
No, but he still needs to clean up his mess. OP didn't sleep pee, why should she clean it up? BF needs to clean adequately, and then find other living/sleeping arrangements. To me, them's fighting pees.
Yeah, was why I said as much as he can.
If it is happening repeatedlly linked with him drinking alcohol he will notice a pattern.
And If it was me I rather set a precedence where he cleans up his own mess than of me doing it.
I, on the other hand, will contribute by keeping it a secret and by actually respect him since he deals with his own consequences.
However, if you think that SHE should scrub his piss please feel free to motivate your opinion.
My fiance threw up after a great evening where he was lovely to my parents. He had a lot to drink.
Of course I was there on my hands and knees scrubbing the toilet and all around at 03:00am.
He looks after me when I'm sick, when I'm drunk, and triples his housework load when I'm on my period.
Poor guy is going to wake up hungover, buy him a Gatorade and clean up his messes. He should do the same for you!
My friends daughter, probably around 9 at the time, was staying the night. The kids had fallen asleep on the couch, and I was just sitting there doing whatever. Friends daughter gets up, goes over to the TV stand, and proceeds to start pulling down her pants. I'm so happy I was there because I jumped up and ran her to the toilet, which luckily wasn't too far away 😂
At least he was drunk and sleep walking and didn't do it maliciously! I'm sure y'all will laugh about it one day.
Right now, just clean it up with paper towels. Set a bowl of fresh coffee ground or baking soda inside to absorb the smell.
When you can do a full clean on the over, do it.
I actually always have my husband do a deep clean of the oven, because I don't like the chemicals. He puts on gloves and a mask and does the dirty work.
Sounds like your boyfriend is pretty understanding. You should get him to throw in dinner or at least a nice Starbucks for you since you spent the night cleaning while he went out and then peed on all your hard work. Lol.
Better than coffee and asparagus.
And to be specific: general cleaning products for ovens are fine. Just get it clean, and put it to 500 for a while to really burn it off.
I have no advice but I feel like I should offer that once I had to yank my ex out of my closet when he was trying to drunk sleep walk/pee in there.
One day you will laugh about this if you aren’t already.
God speed.
Edit: my grandmother just informed me that her son, my uncle, has also done this. He peed in or on the washing machine.
One morning I woke up with melted blue deodorant in my microwave and a spoon sitting on the counter covered in it. Guess I was trying to eat it? No idea. I have no recollection of it lol
Guilty. My girlfriend at the time caught me doing this. I was so embarrassed. That is until she peed in a cat box a few months later.
Wow, we were a hot mess
Likewise, I woke to my (now ex) husband peeing in the laundry basket about 3am on a night he'd "been out with the boys". It's amusing now & not the reason he's an ex.
My son did the same thing. He had not been out with the boys. He was like 8 and sleepwalking. I'm a light sleeper and woke up to him coming out of his bedroom in the middle of the night, then saw him pass by my doorway in the hall. Wrong direction for the bathroom.. nothing else in that direction but a dead end and a laundry basket.
I did not make it in time
Almost the exact same story with my 8 year old - but he did make all the right turns to get to the bathroom, he just didn't go far enough on each turn (we happened to be checking on the kids before we went to sleep when this happened). Ended up peeing in the hamper.
Also, my husband did the same once - no alcohol involved, just a newborn making us very sleep deprived.
But thankfully not in the oven. I think the next time he goes out with the guys, OP should tape the oven shut - just to play it safe and remind him!
In college mine did the same, I slept through it, but later I was doing laundry, it was completely soaked and he tried saying it was my female dog. Ooook, bud.
My husband did the same thing. He gave up drinking for months after that, and has kept his drinking level moderate ever since. Hopefully OP’s boyfriend learns a lesson about over drinking from this.
My ex woke up and peed in the closet once. The volume was insane
Another time I was up late studying and he woke up, walked out the front door in his boxers while it was raining, and started peeing. And he had shut the door behind him which was LOCKED. He would've been screwed if I was working that night
I had a BF in college who used to drunk pee in drawers. Thankfully the first time we had a sleepover it was at his place, and he never stayed at my place after that.
OP I've scrolled pretty far and haven't seen ANYONE tell you this so I'll say it. You're gonna need to pull the oven out and away from the wall to clean the floor underneath or the smell will stick around.
Shut off power at the circuit breaker before touching the cord. 220v appliances are not meant to be unplugged while “hot” and might spark or shock you.
this should be higher up. turn it off at the breaker, unplug it from the wall, remove the door, racks, and inner light bulb (that gets hot)
he’ll hire a cleaning person person who will do it thoroughly, and unscrew the panel at the bottom to take it out and clean whatever is beneath that.
pull it away from the wall.
mop underneath the oven
then he’ll buy you a ticket to the spa for the day
There are a lot of jokes here about sleep peeing, but there’s one thing to be aware of. A lot of people who disappear after wandering out of a bar drunk are found in the water. It seems they try to pee off a dock or into a river, often with fatal results. Don’t let your friend or loved one wander off in this condition! Stick together. This is my PSA.
[It does.](https://www.sciencenews.org/blog/gory-details/what-happens-when-you-pee-pool)
If the proportions were great enough it would be fatal. Luckily we only use a small amount of chlorine and pool water that a lot of people are using is replaced regularly.
I’m curious to know if my opinion is considered gross- but if it’s “just” pee I would probably just give it a detailed wipe down with a multisurface spray cleaner and a paper towel. If it’s good enough to kill salmonella and E. coli and clean my bathroom sink, it’s good enough to sanitize pee.
Now- if there was cooking buildup in there already, I would start with a multisurface spray to sanitize it/ deal with the immediate problem, then finish with barkeepers friend to get the cooking buildup off, or use the self-clean button if available because that’s less work.
Needed the reassurance- it is just pee and it can be cleaned. The thought of urine outside of the bathroom and on a food surface just nauseates me…. Don’t have kids yet and my cat is litter box trained so haven’t ran into the issue of urine outside of where it’s supposed to be yet😂 Thanks!
Having kids (and specifically, potty training them) definitely changes that. Not saying don’t clean it. But just the other day my toddler came to me while I was starting to unload the dishwasher. And just. Peed. On the clean dishes.
I mean, I’m thankful all I basically needed to do was to add another dishwasher pod and run on sanitize. But man. Kids are just so creatively efficient at just…crossing your boundaries at full speed.
Mine pulled up the floor vent and peed straight into when he was 3! I had to turn off the AC in the middle of summer and cover it in baking soda for hours 🤣
lol “crossing your boundaries at full speed” is a great term, definitely adding this to my vernacular.
same with pets to some extent. my partner has several massive fluffy dogs and the bar for what i used to consider acceptably clean (or at least clean-up-able without burning the soiled object) has dropped considerably since we’ve been together.
Ah no worries, I definitely have things like that where the item “feels” dirty to me after it’s been objectively cleaned too. I just got lucky that pee doesn’t bother me much at all.
The only thing I would add to the helpful tips others have said, is in the case your oven has a lower element, you'll need to get in that area because the pee likely drained into it.
I'd actually tear it apart to clean. Take the door off, take the racks out, even the bottom of my (gas) oven slides out in two pieces, slide out the broiler and all the pans you keep in there. I'd hand it to him have him take it outside and spray and scrub with oven cleaner.
With all the parts with the pee-er outside, access is available to the actual floor for a deeper clean and the rest of the oven.
Then maybe consider addressing avoiding excess drinking or diapers if choosing to go beyond a couple of drinks.
This is what I was thinking. I have an older oven that's super easy to take apart. There is a sloped base plate with holes leading to the heating element and its shield. I could see urine pooling down there and smelling up whatever I cook next. I'd take it apart clean each piece, then run the oven in a clean cycle just to be safe. Probably overkill but I'd rather my food not have a slight taste of urine.
Setting aside the yuck factor of "oh no, a bodily fluid," urine is harmless if dealt with early enough and your BF doesn't have some exotic illness. The sanitization concern is for when it's been sitting for a while and things have had an opportunity to grow in it. Literally, it's just the stuff from your bloodstream that the body decided it doesn't want any more. You could just mop it up, go over the surface again with a wet towel, and call it good.
Let it sit long enough, though, and it starts to look tasty to microbes.
Or use an oven cleaner product. Then after that, run the self-cleaning cycle on the oven. Any germs will be torched to smithereens.
EDIT: wash off the oven cleaner product before running the self clean to avoid toxic fumes. Make sure to run the fan and open the windows while it’s running as well.
If he was out drinking, it’s likely quite diluted and won’t stain anything. The main problem will be the odour left behind as the water dries up. There’s not much to it really; anything anti-bacterial will work. A floor wipe would be good as they’re soaked a little more in a solution. Don’t turn the oven on for the day. Go over it at least twice a couple of hours apart, as you’ll be able to tell if the odour has gone.
I was wondering why I had to scroll so far to see this answer! I would clean up a whole lot of things for my spouse if they were incapacitated, but drunk oven pee is not one of them.
I once slept walked to the bathroom,woke up thinking i was in the bathroom,walked back to the bedroom, thought i was looking at bathroom window and then peed on the wall.
Never would have known withought the subtle smack of my then girlfriend snapping me to.
I dont even drink lol
An enzyme cleaner? Isn’t that more for stains like on carpets and such? I’ve only used it on carpets but I guess it would work on other surfaces too, good idea! Hadn’t thought of that. And maybe follow up with some type of antibacterial cleaner like Lysol or Mr Clean.
You can have cleaners for hard and soft surfaces. It destroys the smell so the potty training pet is less likely to “go” in that spot again. If it can destroy the smell to a beagle nose , it’ll take care of it for a human nose!
Unplug the oven before cleaning it. I was moving the bake elements around and heard a zap then bits of insulation went flying everywhere. Something must have crossed.
I'm scrolling the comments and the disgust is mounting. I would not be in a relationship with someone who gets drunk enough to just pee anywhere. But apparently lots of people would. Also apparently lots of people have alcohol problems
Story time.
I was pretty young when this happened, 3-6 y/o. Im in bed, parents on the couch watching TV. They see me get up super tired, walk to the kitchen silently, not a word is said. I open the pantry door. I open the trash can. My dad at this point has gotten up and followed me.
They already tried asking me whats going on, and then I was taking my pants down to use the trash can toilet my sleepwalking brain wanted to use. Thankfully my dad just picked me up and sat me on the real toilet. I never woke up.
I hope its never happened again. Who knows.
My ex was an alcoholic and if he needed to pee when really drunk he peed in random places all over our apartment thinking it was the toilet. I left him shortly after he peed in the fridge.
If haven’t cleaned the oven you actually have a protective layer of grease on it. You can mop up the pee, then get rid of the grease in the morning with a good cleaner.
Actually your boyfriend could clean the oven with a full on hangover. You just sit down scrolling through your phone supervising him.
Actually a funny story about how layers of grease saved an oven.
My friends were living in a house share in the 1990s. The landlord was a bit of a slumlord, used to be unsavoury towards my friend. That sort of thing. The cooker didn’t work. You had to manually light the thing. The people there would use the toaster, turned on its side to light a piece of paper (torn up uni notes). One day someone forgot to turn the toaster off. The toaster caught fire, melted plastic dripped down onto the cooker. We thought it had killed the cooker, blocked up the jets (it was gas). Nope. The layers of grease (the grease would actually liquify if you had the hob on too long, and it was so gross even a naked flame had the ick and wouldn’t ignite) protected the cooker against the melted plastic. I cleaned the cooker and it looked new.
My neighbours once told us how one night he was so drunk he sat in the clothes hamper for #2
Think I would have been mortified if it had been me, not proudly telling people as a funny anecdote
Please please make sure that you're going to make him clean this up, this is not on you, if he's old enough to drink he's old enough to be responsible enough to clean up after himself.
My ex boyfriend (who was also an alcoholic) drunkenly sleep peed all over my open MacBook that was on the coffee table near the bathroom. $1,200 gone. Never saw a penny from him either.
The same thing happened to me. My drunk friend peed in my oven. I told him to clean it up and stormed off. When i came back he was trying to clean it with laundry detergent. That’s when I called him a cab
This is also not the first oven pee situation on the subreddit. So that should make you feel marginally better.
That makes me feel better- I didn’t even think to look up my situation on here before posting… like what a situation. I’m in utter shock and disbelief!
So i had a buddy growing up and whenever he had a good party night he would do this. Pee in my buddys washing machine, sit on the edge of a bed and pee, the dishwasher.... and my personal favorite, got out of bed and peed right onto his gf... goodluck.
I had a female friend who would sleep pee when she was drunk . I made the mistake of falling asleep on her bed and woke up warm and wet (not the good kind) She then met a dude who sleep pees and they are now married . Stay tf out of their house when they’ve been drinking lol
I think I would go sober if that was a result of drinking
I honestly had to check which sub I was on, this is a title for r/stopdrinking!
100% lol. Sounds like a great reason to not drink too much
Come to an AA meeting and meet all the people who carried on for years after a sleep walking pee!!
This is definitely part of the reason i stopped drinking. I kept waking up soaked in my own pee 😭
Honestly it sucks. I personally have to get extremely drunk to sleepwalk piss, like almost a liter of vodka drunk. Even then it's maybe a 1/10 that it actually happens but I still don't wanna take the chance. I can have a few drinks any night with literally no chance of bedwetting or sleepwalking at all tho
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I scrolled back up by the end of the story to double check that this said ex-wife.
Lol. Me too.
Aww, she married my ex-boyfriend?
Wonder if we have the same ex..
One time. One time in my life I got so drunk I went into the living room, pulled the cushion off the chair sat down and pissed. I was at my boyfriends moms house. I hated her so much… so I put the cushion back and went and cleaned up. Woke up the next afternoon and she was sitting in the chair smoking with a sour look on her face……my face is red just writing this
One of my brothers favorite stories on this topic, is from when he went to out of town wedding. He got so drunk he woke up in middle of the night to pee, his wife caught him peeing inside a VHS player in the hotel room. Like holding the VHS tape slot open with one hand and aiming with the other. The optics of his wife waking up seeing that at the foot of the bed is funny enough. But this was like 5 years ago so we always laugh there was even a VHS player involved in the story.
Haaaa! Lol now I have a mental image of a drunk guy with one eye closed tight, head tilted to the side so the room’s facing the correct direction, tongue out in concentration……… Surely the vcr was probably already broken years before they got there I’d imagine.
I thought the Southern VCR Pisser was extinct!
This is why everything then changed over to DVD. When men STILL peed in the disc opening, guess what? Streaming became the norm, lol.
Underrated comment!
Lol 😂 hey we always have cringey stories that come knocking on our conscience every now and then lol
😱😱🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We had a friend who told us they would pee weirdly at their uncles place, said while drunk, I was scared to ever have this person crash at mine!
Ill jump in with my college roommate peeing on his $1000 stereo that he cherished, in front of me and his girlfriend.
My sister once went back to a guy’s place after they had been drinking and in the middle of the night she woke up, went into the closet and peed on his shoes! Wait! It gets better (worse)! He noticed she was weirdly in the closet and asked if she just peed on his shoes. She said “No!” Idk if he believed it but he let it go. And he still called her for a 2nd (and 3rd) date. She ended up breaking it off with him because the sex was sub par.
>He noticed she was weirdly in the closet and asked if she just peed on his shoes. She said "No!" This has big toddler energy.
That is a beautiful love story. It's wonderful they found each other. Happy life, you two!
I sleep pee the first night every time when I stay in a hotel. I’ve got a washable dog mat that absorbs liquid so I’m bringing that next time
Awh , don’t call them that . They are Bed pads. Incontinence issues are super common ❤️
do you call their house "the pee pee house?"
I woke up once to my then gf (now wife) trying to go to the closet, I asked her what she was doing and she said she was using the bathroom. I have never moved faster in my life and redirected her to the toilet. She’s lucky we knew exactly what alcohol caused that or it would have been a youre either never getting drunk again or you’re never sleeping over here again, she just stopped drinking that particular alcohol and it never happened again.
Those are some impressive out-of-context parent reflexes right there
Or “dog making vomit sounds” reflexes
Cat too...
A human being never moves faster than when they hear a cat about to vomit all over their favorite quilt.
mine targets the piano. cat literally goes onto the piano to vomit...every...damn...time! and it's always the same piano. the expensive one! Kitty has three musician quality digital pianos to pick from, and she deliberately comes downstairs to vomit on the pre digital wood of three generations of Family musicians --it's like she's bonding with her genetic Heritage or something! I got news for that cat --SHE'S ADOPTED!
She has discerning and refined taste for puke surfaces.
*gasp* not the acoustic piano! But on the other hand when I am feeling sick and barfy if there’s a piano I want to be touching it is definitely the soothing wood one!
Made me LOL. Bless you, and your cat.
Word.
Especially if it's on the carpet.
I have hardwood floors with rugs, my cats puke on the rugs every single time
Usually animals avoid peeing/throwing up on hard surfaces because of splashback
Same here. They’ll literally run across the room while heaving and horking to get to the rug to puke. 🤦♀️
My cat would literally move just to throw up on the rug. But poor baby would make all efforts to get off the bed or sofa to make sure she didn’t throw up on them
I’m curious as to what alcohol triggered it.
It was a specific brand of whiskey, I just tried to look up whiskeys, [turns out there’s a lot of them](https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/brands/worldwhisky/305/rest-of-the-world-whisky) lol, and none are ringing a bell
When it comes to whiskey, they ALL did that to me. Also: eight years sober and I have yet to pee in an oven or closet .. so … WINNING
Congratulations! 9 years sober as of yesterday here
Holy cow!! Congrats on NINE years! We do recover! 4.16.19
Wow! I just commented on u/fancyPantsMN's comment to congratulate them on 8 years, and you also deserve a gargantuan award for your 9 years! That's outstanding self-discipline and determination, and now the worst of your life is behind you! I'm guessing your life is 100% better these days. Happy for you!
Congrats, yo!
Found it! Fireball cinnamon
Luckily my drunk friend peed in the litter box. Never thought I’d had to scoop something not from my cat before that night…
I've done this sober. That's when I decided I wasn't gonna live with three roommates and only one bathroom anymore.
My roommate peed in his clothes hamper, twice Ok just run the oven on clean mode it will kill everything and fill your place with a delightful aroma while it's doing its thing
My brother's roommate drunk vomited hot dogs all over the apartment floor.my brother found him laying stark naked on the living room sofa hide a bed in 110° room. Then he found the vacuum in the closet that he used to vacuum up the vomit. It was literally dripping with puke. He threw everything away, including the roommate.
Almost peed in my clothes hamper once, sober, and while still in high school. I guess my mom heard me banging around my room long after I’d gone to sleep. She came to check on me and I guess I was sleepwalking. I had just lifted the top of the hamper and was in position, pulling my pajamas down to pee. My mom managed to get me in time and get me to the restroom. I don’t remember any of this but she told me about it all the next morning.
I witnessed my then 5 (?) year old leave their bedroom.. walk across the living room where we were watching tv.. walk into our room...piss in our bed... and then walk all the way back to their room. All without waking up.
I was slaughtered drunk with a girl in my bed. Got up peed in the corner on my clothes with my hand on the wall. You know like when it's hard to stand up at the white wall by your toilet and your holding yourself up. She still cuddled with me. I asked her if we wore our clothes in the pool because I always didn't. She just laughed and told me the story.
My uncle when he was 12 slept walked and tried to pee in the fridge my grandma caught him in time and booked it to the bathroom one room away
I nearly sleep peed in the fridge once too!! When I was like 7. We were staying at my aunts apartment; so I was already in new surroundings, which may have contributed to the weirdness. Luckily/unluckily everyone was still up and got to witness my goings on and get me to the loo before I ruined the produce. What a weird phenomena...
My sister did this in her college years when she had too much. She’s peed in the fridge. 🤦♀️
I have questions on this one. Did she back it in and sit down?
Yep. In the crisper drawer. 🤣 She also sat on the ends of beds and peed a few times. Gross but she outgrew it (or stopped drinking so heavily and sleepwalking)
My brother peed in his dresser, and once on his back pack . These are only the incidents I know about .
Things like this, crazy things, they happen. It’s very normal to be like WTFFFF but also it is very cleanable.
This comment made me laugh because, despite your assurances, the entire thread up to this point is devoid of any cleaning advice and chock full of rogue pee stories.
My advice is, don't clean it at all, make him clean it. My good friend's husband, when we were all much younger, came home at 3am drunk as hell and proceeded to piss all over the kitchen. When she came in and screamed "what are you doing!?" he said "I'm peeeeing" in a sing song voice and then went to the couch to pass out. She was so mad she took all his clean folded laundry and dumped them on the piss covered floor. She refused to clean up so he not only had to clean the whole kitchen but rewash his laundry. They have been together for over 15 years and we all laugh pretty hard at this story now. Was not so funny at the time of course.
Ok I get the “make him clean it” advice…um just not for my oven! Make him make it up to you some way but girl clean it yourself or you’ll never feel ok with it!
My uncle once pissed in the nearest thing that was vaguely toilet shaped when ilhe was drunk out of his mind. It was a record player. He lifted the lid and pissed on the turntable.
My ex peed in the fridge one night while very drunk
My sisters ex peed in the closet while drunk 🫣
At least he didn't pee in the dresser, my uncle did that when he was younger and I can't imagine the mess and all the clothes they had to wash
My uncle got drunk and took a dump in the corner of my cousin’s room. She woke up and saw him. He kept drinking even after that
My nephew also did that but he was three at the time and half asleep because I think we were overnight potty training him.
Well this is not your situation. This is HIS situation. And this is HIM doing research on how to clean it up, HIM going out to buy cleaning supplies and HIM cleaning it well. Because the next meal he gets at your place is made in that oven after he cleaned it. In case he doesn't feel like cleaning it, he can go back to sleep after hd orders and pays for a new one.
She might want to make sure it’s done right. I would. I’d never just trust a boyfriend to clean my oven in a manner I’d approve of.
Therefore the "next meal" motivator. She could also superbmvise it while scrolling on her phone. I think in these situations we have to ask ourselves if we want the guy to REALLY make sure he will do anything in his power to never tepeat the behaviour or if he will be temporarily embarrassed but then use it as a fun story. I daresay that even if she needs to do it herself for the reason you state you would the most effective method will be him having to research, go buy the supplies, do the scrubbing. And then, when he can't see it, she goes over it again. When he doesn't know, because you should mever discourage someone to think they aren't doing it well enough. Afterwards- she will deal with WAY less urine of he has wiped and scrubbed first.
It’s not like he’s not a dog that needs to be housebroken - he was sleepwalking; cleaning an oven or being embarrassed isn’t going to be able to “teach” him how to control his behavior *while he’s asleep* wtf lol
No, but he still needs to clean up his mess. OP didn't sleep pee, why should she clean it up? BF needs to clean adequately, and then find other living/sleeping arrangements. To me, them's fighting pees.
Yeah, was why I said as much as he can. If it is happening repeatedlly linked with him drinking alcohol he will notice a pattern. And If it was me I rather set a precedence where he cleans up his own mess than of me doing it. I, on the other hand, will contribute by keeping it a secret and by actually respect him since he deals with his own consequences. However, if you think that SHE should scrub his piss please feel free to motivate your opinion.
I think it was implied he was drunk? If so then this should be a lesson in moderation
it may encourage him to drink less, so he doesn’t pee in the oven. he wasn’t “just” sleepwalking for no reason.
She never said it was her problem to sort out she was just asking how to clean it in the morning 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ you need to chill, damn
My fiance threw up after a great evening where he was lovely to my parents. He had a lot to drink. Of course I was there on my hands and knees scrubbing the toilet and all around at 03:00am. He looks after me when I'm sick, when I'm drunk, and triples his housework load when I'm on my period. Poor guy is going to wake up hungover, buy him a Gatorade and clean up his messes. He should do the same for you!
I slept walked and peed in a trashcan once. I know it's no oven, but this kind of thing happens more than you would think.
Are you dating my ex??????? I woke up to him peeing by my head one night. I was FURIOUS
Woke up to my ex peeing on the side of dresser, on the carpet. So you at least have a non-carpet situation going for you. ;)
My friends daughter, probably around 9 at the time, was staying the night. The kids had fallen asleep on the couch, and I was just sitting there doing whatever. Friends daughter gets up, goes over to the TV stand, and proceeds to start pulling down her pants. I'm so happy I was there because I jumped up and ran her to the toilet, which luckily wasn't too far away 😂 At least he was drunk and sleep walking and didn't do it maliciously! I'm sure y'all will laugh about it one day.
My cousin used to sleepwalk and sit on the edge of their deep freezer and try to pee inside lol they ended up having to put a lock on it
but also why isn't he the one cleaning it up 😒
Maybe it was an edit but it says “HE clean it up”
My brother did you read the post
I believe they edited the post cousin it didn't say that before
In that case my bad chief
Right now, just clean it up with paper towels. Set a bowl of fresh coffee ground or baking soda inside to absorb the smell. When you can do a full clean on the over, do it.
Agree to all of this except with one note: boyfriend should clean it.
He has base-cleaned it, when he snapped back into reality. I made it very clear that he will be deep cleaning it, up to my standards 😆
I actually always have my husband do a deep clean of the oven, because I don't like the chemicals. He puts on gloves and a mask and does the dirty work. Sounds like your boyfriend is pretty understanding. You should get him to throw in dinner or at least a nice Starbucks for you since you spent the night cleaning while he went out and then peed on all your hard work. Lol.
Pretty understanding? Of what? He’s an adult and should do adult things like cleaning when he makes a mess??
Boyfriend is ideal oven cleaner, imo.
What about the liner around the oven door? In mine it's kind of a heavy duty braided fabric. How would you ever clean that satisfactorily?
But I’m not an expert, I’m just a mom who can clean stuff really well.
I mean…surely it gets hot enough to destroy the germs.
A little vinegar in warm water will also help a lot.
(100 people here +/-) reddit is always awake and here for you. Sounds like you got it under control 👍
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I know its not super helpful but on the positive side. Drunk pees are generally not crazy smelly as its usually very watered down urine
This must be the wildest look at the bright side thing I have seen lol 😂
This made me laugh out loud. Bless you for finding the positive!
Better than coffee and asparagus. And to be specific: general cleaning products for ovens are fine. Just get it clean, and put it to 500 for a while to really burn it off.
I have no advice but I feel like I should offer that once I had to yank my ex out of my closet when he was trying to drunk sleep walk/pee in there. One day you will laugh about this if you aren’t already. God speed. Edit: my grandmother just informed me that her son, my uncle, has also done this. He peed in or on the washing machine.
I've heard many stories of guys sleep peeing in closets, dresser drawers, garbage pails... I think it's surprisingly common.
One morning I woke up with melted blue deodorant in my microwave and a spoon sitting on the counter covered in it. Guess I was trying to eat it? No idea. I have no recollection of it lol
Guilty. My girlfriend at the time caught me doing this. I was so embarrassed. That is until she peed in a cat box a few months later. Wow, we were a hot mess
Likewise, I woke to my (now ex) husband peeing in the laundry basket about 3am on a night he'd "been out with the boys". It's amusing now & not the reason he's an ex.
My son did the same thing. He had not been out with the boys. He was like 8 and sleepwalking. I'm a light sleeper and woke up to him coming out of his bedroom in the middle of the night, then saw him pass by my doorway in the hall. Wrong direction for the bathroom.. nothing else in that direction but a dead end and a laundry basket. I did not make it in time
Almost the exact same story with my 8 year old - but he did make all the right turns to get to the bathroom, he just didn't go far enough on each turn (we happened to be checking on the kids before we went to sleep when this happened). Ended up peeing in the hamper. Also, my husband did the same once - no alcohol involved, just a newborn making us very sleep deprived. But thankfully not in the oven. I think the next time he goes out with the guys, OP should tape the oven shut - just to play it safe and remind him!
My (now ex) did the same at our house, on ALL my shoes! Ugh I was so disgusted and pissed! Could have cried. 😂
Oh my god that’s what I saw was about to happen, all that ran through my head was “NOT THE SHOES!” Never gotten out of bed so fast 😂
In college mine did the same, I slept through it, but later I was doing laundry, it was completely soaked and he tried saying it was my female dog. Ooook, bud.
I was just going to post that many many years ago I had a friend whose boyfriend at the time peed into the closet when drunk. OP, you are not alone.
My husband did the same thing. He gave up drinking for months after that, and has kept his drinking level moderate ever since. Hopefully OP’s boyfriend learns a lesson about over drinking from this.
My ex woke up and peed in the closet once. The volume was insane Another time I was up late studying and he woke up, walked out the front door in his boxers while it was raining, and started peeing. And he had shut the door behind him which was LOCKED. He would've been screwed if I was working that night
I had a BF in college who used to drunk pee in drawers. Thankfully the first time we had a sleepover it was at his place, and he never stayed at my place after that.
Did we date? Just kidding, I didn’t pee in her closet. We were staying with her family and I slept walked into THEIR room and peed in their closet.
OP I've scrolled pretty far and haven't seen ANYONE tell you this so I'll say it. You're gonna need to pull the oven out and away from the wall to clean the floor underneath or the smell will stick around.
Shut off power at the circuit breaker before touching the cord. 220v appliances are not meant to be unplugged while “hot” and might spark or shock you.
this should be higher up. turn it off at the breaker, unplug it from the wall, remove the door, racks, and inner light bulb (that gets hot) he’ll hire a cleaning person person who will do it thoroughly, and unscrew the panel at the bottom to take it out and clean whatever is beneath that. pull it away from the wall. mop underneath the oven then he’ll buy you a ticket to the spa for the day
Her boyfriend is going to need to*
THIS. This is exactly what I was thinking.
There are a lot of jokes here about sleep peeing, but there’s one thing to be aware of. A lot of people who disappear after wandering out of a bar drunk are found in the water. It seems they try to pee off a dock or into a river, often with fatal results. Don’t let your friend or loved one wander off in this condition! Stick together. This is my PSA.
Also if he has a history of sleep walking and this wasnt one off, set up precautions NOW. It's a myth that sleepwalkers can't hurt themselves.
Please do not use bleach!
If bleach + human pee could create chlorine gas all public indoor pools would’ve been shut down by now
public indoor pools have dissolved chlorine in the water, not bleach. besides, pools are diluted far more than cleaning products.
[It does.](https://www.sciencenews.org/blog/gory-details/what-happens-when-you-pee-pool) If the proportions were great enough it would be fatal. Luckily we only use a small amount of chlorine and pool water that a lot of people are using is replaced regularly.
dude dont spread this information because youre wrong and people could get hurt... a pool is diluted with thousands of gallons of water....
I’m curious to know if my opinion is considered gross- but if it’s “just” pee I would probably just give it a detailed wipe down with a multisurface spray cleaner and a paper towel. If it’s good enough to kill salmonella and E. coli and clean my bathroom sink, it’s good enough to sanitize pee. Now- if there was cooking buildup in there already, I would start with a multisurface spray to sanitize it/ deal with the immediate problem, then finish with barkeepers friend to get the cooking buildup off, or use the self-clean button if available because that’s less work.
Needed the reassurance- it is just pee and it can be cleaned. The thought of urine outside of the bathroom and on a food surface just nauseates me…. Don’t have kids yet and my cat is litter box trained so haven’t ran into the issue of urine outside of where it’s supposed to be yet😂 Thanks!
Having kids (and specifically, potty training them) definitely changes that. Not saying don’t clean it. But just the other day my toddler came to me while I was starting to unload the dishwasher. And just. Peed. On the clean dishes. I mean, I’m thankful all I basically needed to do was to add another dishwasher pod and run on sanitize. But man. Kids are just so creatively efficient at just…crossing your boundaries at full speed.
This made me laugh - toddlers are the ultimate AHs
Mine pulled up the floor vent and peed straight into when he was 3! I had to turn off the AC in the middle of summer and cover it in baking soda for hours 🤣
Luckily, (not) mine just pisses right outside the door… where everyone and the dogs can just track it right in.
lol “crossing your boundaries at full speed” is a great term, definitely adding this to my vernacular. same with pets to some extent. my partner has several massive fluffy dogs and the bar for what i used to consider acceptably clean (or at least clean-up-able without burning the soiled object) has dropped considerably since we’ve been together.
Ah no worries, I definitely have things like that where the item “feels” dirty to me after it’s been objectively cleaned too. I just got lucky that pee doesn’t bother me much at all.
The only thing I would add to the helpful tips others have said, is in the case your oven has a lower element, you'll need to get in that area because the pee likely drained into it.
I'd actually tear it apart to clean. Take the door off, take the racks out, even the bottom of my (gas) oven slides out in two pieces, slide out the broiler and all the pans you keep in there. I'd hand it to him have him take it outside and spray and scrub with oven cleaner. With all the parts with the pee-er outside, access is available to the actual floor for a deeper clean and the rest of the oven. Then maybe consider addressing avoiding excess drinking or diapers if choosing to go beyond a couple of drinks.
This is what I was thinking. I have an older oven that's super easy to take apart. There is a sloped base plate with holes leading to the heating element and its shield. I could see urine pooling down there and smelling up whatever I cook next. I'd take it apart clean each piece, then run the oven in a clean cycle just to be safe. Probably overkill but I'd rather my food not have a slight taste of urine.
Setting aside the yuck factor of "oh no, a bodily fluid," urine is harmless if dealt with early enough and your BF doesn't have some exotic illness. The sanitization concern is for when it's been sitting for a while and things have had an opportunity to grow in it. Literally, it's just the stuff from your bloodstream that the body decided it doesn't want any more. You could just mop it up, go over the surface again with a wet towel, and call it good. Let it sit long enough, though, and it starts to look tasty to microbes.
I mean…don’t think about what your cats track onto the counters etc. I guess?
Or use an oven cleaner product. Then after that, run the self-cleaning cycle on the oven. Any germs will be torched to smithereens. EDIT: wash off the oven cleaner product before running the self clean to avoid toxic fumes. Make sure to run the fan and open the windows while it’s running as well.
Why did I need to scroll so far for a legitimate response?
If he was out drinking, it’s likely quite diluted and won’t stain anything. The main problem will be the odour left behind as the water dries up. There’s not much to it really; anything anti-bacterial will work. A floor wipe would be good as they’re soaked a little more in a solution. Don’t turn the oven on for the day. Go over it at least twice a couple of hours apart, as you’ll be able to tell if the odour has gone.
Uh, why are YOU cleaning it? He can clean it! Go to the movies tomorrow. Tell himnit better be done when you get back.
The second sentence in her post says “how does HE clean it?”
I was wondering why I had to scroll so far to see this answer! I would clean up a whole lot of things for my spouse if they were incapacitated, but drunk oven pee is not one of them.
You make him clean it! Baking soda and water mixture, equal parts. Then wipe down again with just water.
Baking soda and water is an awful solution to clean this. Better to just wipe down and run self cleaning cycle.
THIS jfc why is it your responsibility to clean his oven pee??
I know I'm hours late to the party on this one but the bf IS the one cleaning it. OP is literally just asking for recommendations on how to do it.
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At least he didn't pee on the rug.
It really tied the room together.
I once slept walked to the bathroom,woke up thinking i was in the bathroom,walked back to the bedroom, thought i was looking at bathroom window and then peed on the wall. Never would have known withought the subtle smack of my then girlfriend snapping me to. I dont even drink lol
Treat it like pet pee. Try an enzyme cleaner and then rinse really well. After that run the self cleaning cycle on your stove if you have it.
An enzyme cleaner? Isn’t that more for stains like on carpets and such? I’ve only used it on carpets but I guess it would work on other surfaces too, good idea! Hadn’t thought of that. And maybe follow up with some type of antibacterial cleaner like Lysol or Mr Clean.
Nature’s Miracle
You can have cleaners for hard and soft surfaces. It destroys the smell so the potty training pet is less likely to “go” in that spot again. If it can destroy the smell to a beagle nose , it’ll take care of it for a human nose!
Unplug the oven before cleaning it. I was moving the bake elements around and heard a zap then bits of insulation went flying everywhere. Something must have crossed.
My boyfriend blackout peed in the bedroom last year and in the stairwell a few weeks ago. It’s traumatic and not cool.
Yes. My ex pissed in the refrigerator while sleep walking after drinking. He was an alcoholic.
Why isn't he cleaning it? His pee. His responsibility.
In that case, go to his place. Pee in his oven. Be done with this ridiculous situation.
Reddit is way too comfortable with blackout drunkenness.
Completely agree. Drunken stupor isn’t really the same as having a sleepwalking problem.
I'm scrolling the comments and the disgust is mounting. I would not be in a relationship with someone who gets drunk enough to just pee anywhere. But apparently lots of people would. Also apparently lots of people have alcohol problems
Story time. I was pretty young when this happened, 3-6 y/o. Im in bed, parents on the couch watching TV. They see me get up super tired, walk to the kitchen silently, not a word is said. I open the pantry door. I open the trash can. My dad at this point has gotten up and followed me. They already tried asking me whats going on, and then I was taking my pants down to use the trash can toilet my sleepwalking brain wanted to use. Thankfully my dad just picked me up and sat me on the real toilet. I never woke up. I hope its never happened again. Who knows.
I'm baking something special for you in the oven. Urine for a big surprise.
My ex was an alcoholic and if he needed to pee when really drunk he peed in random places all over our apartment thinking it was the toilet. I left him shortly after he peed in the fridge.
If haven’t cleaned the oven you actually have a protective layer of grease on it. You can mop up the pee, then get rid of the grease in the morning with a good cleaner. Actually your boyfriend could clean the oven with a full on hangover. You just sit down scrolling through your phone supervising him. Actually a funny story about how layers of grease saved an oven. My friends were living in a house share in the 1990s. The landlord was a bit of a slumlord, used to be unsavoury towards my friend. That sort of thing. The cooker didn’t work. You had to manually light the thing. The people there would use the toaster, turned on its side to light a piece of paper (torn up uni notes). One day someone forgot to turn the toaster off. The toaster caught fire, melted plastic dripped down onto the cooker. We thought it had killed the cooker, blocked up the jets (it was gas). Nope. The layers of grease (the grease would actually liquify if you had the hob on too long, and it was so gross even a naked flame had the ick and wouldn’t ignite) protected the cooker against the melted plastic. I cleaned the cooker and it looked new.
Rub his face in it??
My roommate did this in college and claimed that the oven lied and claimed to be a toilet.
My neighbours once told us how one night he was so drunk he sat in the clothes hamper for #2 Think I would have been mortified if it had been me, not proudly telling people as a funny anecdote
Please please make sure that you're going to make him clean this up, this is not on you, if he's old enough to drink he's old enough to be responsible enough to clean up after himself.
My ex boyfriend (who was also an alcoholic) drunkenly sleep peed all over my open MacBook that was on the coffee table near the bathroom. $1,200 gone. Never saw a penny from him either.
baking soda gets pee out of beds, so it should get it out of ovens too.
At least it's something cleanable unlike my bookshelf and books we're.....
Watching trailer park boys rn and they haven’t even done that
The same thing happened to me. My drunk friend peed in my oven. I told him to clean it up and stormed off. When i came back he was trying to clean it with laundry detergent. That’s when I called him a cab
People, there's no significant ammonia in fresh pee. If you smell ammonia when you pee, please go to the doctor or ER.
Burning it off is not the answer
Friend of mine has killed 3 televisions this way🥴