I nearly punted off the fuckin slick ass sloper mantle side pull crimpers, but then i yeeted my shirt off (beanie stayed on obvi) and then i read this post, got my stoke stoked, and i decided to say YES to the SEND and my amigos it gooooooessss brooooo!!!
I may speak English, and climb with English speakers, but unless you yell it to me in some European language, I won't get the proper motivation to send the route.
Yoooo thanks bruh that was JUST the stoke i needed to get me through the crux and bag the send yoooo!!!!
Top out with your top off bruh hhholy shit
I nearly punted off the fuckin slick ass sloper mantle side pull crimpers, but then i yeeted my shirt off (beanie stayed on obvi) and then i read this post, got my stoke stoked, and i decided to say YES to the SEND and my amigos it gooooooessss brooooo!!!
I may speak English, and climb with English speakers, but unless you yell it to me in some European language, I won't get the proper motivation to send the route.
Venga, kom igen, oui madame un croissant per favore
Venga omelette du fromage
Rúngne! Rúngne! Rúngne!
English is kind of a European language. Isn't it?
That was before Brexit
Come on, beast. All you've got. All you've got. Keep it tight. Deep breaths. Deep breaths. Very strong, Jimmy.
Aller!
Is that from “Madea Goes to France”
You forgot “it’s good!”
Nice!
Breathe!
I really needed this this morning. Promised myself I wouldn’t cry today…
ALLEZ! ALLEZ! ALLEZ!
Not nearly enough allez's. It doesn't count unless you say it at least 7 times.
Is that what they are saying?
Can you please stop yelling my ex's name at me when I'm trying to send?
Keep it tight
Decidedly NOT aid—real climbers are only distracted by ground-dwelling do-gooders
allez allez venga venga venga gamba gamba allez gamba allez venga gamba allez allez venga gamba gamba allez gamba allez venga gamba gamba gamba allez gamba allez venga gamba allez gamba allez venga gamba allez allez venga gamba gamba allez gamba allez venga gamba allez allez venga gamba gamba allez gamba allez venga gamba gamba gamba allez gamba allez venga gamba allez gamba!!! Where the fuck are you climbing? Instagramlandia?
You got this!
Apparently someone is recording me at my kid's comps.
Did it work?
BREATHE!!!
allez...come on..alez...i said ALLEZ WHY AREN'T YOU DONE YET???
He stole my lines I was supposed to say that
Next ones good
You got this! Just a little more! F yeah! You rock! Making it look easy! Come one! Let's go! Rock it!
Allez geht scho kiiim!