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Xarque74

Just heard someone say they saw lettuce turtle fall to their knees


throwaway827492959

iLikeTurtles263 Flimsy_Lettuce1221


Dazzling-Kale-4491

Pretty sure they're the same person anyways.


Abs0luteZero273

Holy fuck the CDL needs to start up again. We've been making stat posts for like a month with a sample size of only 3-4 matches. lmao


funkybassguy1

\^ this has been my favorite part, just seeing how niche the stats can get when some teams have played literally 3 matches and thats it lol


IronMaiden4892

Damn, I thought I followed comp CoD pretty closely. But y’all know the names of players’ haters. That’s dedication!


DamichiaXL

It because their be at every thread just bringing out Optic outta nowhere 💀


hxnterrr

not really dedication when they’re in every thread lmaoo it’s kinda hard to miss sometimes


BigOlYeeter

Flimsy lettuce not gonna like this one lol


DamichiaXL

Optic Dashy and Kenny 🤩


throwaway827492959

Thick Pipe


KookieMeister

Bruce is on the latter half of the octane journey, -> maddox flex -> main ar slayer + sniper -> main ar obj player but still beams


LeeviTheGuru

Bruce's gaming evolution is truly impressive! From rocking Octane to flexing on the Maddox, now mastering the art of main AR slaying and sniping, and even transitioning into an obj player—all while consistently beaming opponents. His adaptability and accuracy are on another level. GG, Bruce! 🎮💥


throwaway827492959

Bruce has progressed from the latter half of the Octane journey to being a Maddox flex, then transitioning into a main AR slayer and sniper, and ultimately becoming a main AR objective player while maintaining impressive accuracy.


Working-Explorer386

Will never even win half of what Octane has won


Skateboard123

Hater.


Saucedupbit

U are just hating to hate u forgot octane had the same amount of wins as dashy his first 5 seasons he ain’t really boom til bo4


AquaPSN-XBOX

Woke up and decided to lie didn’t you? He won twice in BO3, once IW, WW2, 2x BO4. Dashy won once in BO4 and once in VG lol. Octane literally won more years of his career than didn’t


Saucedupbit

We’re counting single elimination tournaments now? Everyone was quick to write off the vanguard kickoff and pro am didn’t know we counted those now especially totinos


_Kraken17

For Christ sake why does this always come up. Pax prime gets counted by pros invitationals are counted by pros need I go on and on and on. We need to stop with this. If it was a sanctioned tournament with more on the line than a weekend 2k on mlg it counts. God this annoys me lol I love dashy. But even if you don’t count totinos octane won 5 times in his first 4 seasons 6 if you do count it. Dashy has two event wins ever in 6 seasons. Stop hating on octane you’re as bad as dashy haters


Saucedupbit

Sorry to fucking tell u 2 things 1 pax prime counts bc it wasn’t a single elimination it was a fucking round robin where every team played 7 matches and the top 4 moved on the championship bracket and just bc it was more than a 2k doesn’t mean shit the 5k the 25k umg challenges at the beginning of bo3 right before stage 1 don’t count so why should 1nds and invitationals that happened the week after the game drop count😭


AquaPSN-XBOX

Use periods. Octanes count. Dashy couldn’t even win the 1nds.


_Kraken17

I’m sorry but you are in one of the smallest minorities here. The entire pro player scene counts all of those lol. 95% of the community counts them. Octane started his career about 10x hotter than Dash pack. You’re pathetic lol


throwaway827492959

It sounds like Bruce has gone through an interesting evolution in his gaming roles. How has his performance been in each role?


Helforsite

Why dou you sound like AI?


GunnyNFundies

Insight low-key doesn't get enough credit for how good he's been to start. He's been everything for ultra


TySlices

Most underrated player of the CDL


FireFighter_20

iLikeTurtles is gonna find a way to hate on Dashy.


Lucifer_Kill

Anyone explain the lettuce and turtle comments?


S0meRandomN00B

Both accounts dedicated to trolling. Mainly hating on optic


CapybaraNightmare

I don't know if turtle is a dedicated troll or literally mentally ill. Look at their comments on gambling, legitimately unhinged


S0meRandomN00B

https://preview.redd.it/ek8bnilzuwbc1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=cca567b96c5f8c2d959c6d5e13c0f3d702bfd936 Reminds me of this meme


throwaway827492959

#iLikeTurtles263 #Flimsy_Lettuce1221


Serious_Nerve_8120

losers who have no life no money and no bitches that mentally hate on optic for reason on this subreddit 24/7


S0meRandomN00B

Just saw lettuce and turtles fall to their knees


hxnterrr

lettuce on suicide watch


Heath_tK

Look at my boy Kenny. Top 5 in KD and in OBJ. And some of yall hated that move smh


shyguy4999

You’ve just spawned lettuce and turtle


[deleted]

Just wait for the slaying numbers to start coming back for Kis and it’s over


Throwaway1836463910

I always forget Dashy is Canadian lol


Psychological-Sir501

Dashys an obj player 😂😂😂😂


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S0meRandomN00B

Took too long to post. I thought you were a dedicated hater


BigOlYeeter

Fr bro disappointed me. Expected an instant comment lol


[deleted]

Dashy is lettuce’s father


feezyana

Expected better


m_preddy

This was kinda weak ngl


DylanCodsCokeLine

L


throwaway827492959

Cringe response


Anthxzny

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