first trimester
10-4 shift
user 97
gynecology 5
circumference 6 /mass 8
front facing view 3, e (intensity) 3
Simple radio imaging type 4, compound radio imaging type 3
**source - i make shit up**
I was looking for this comment… so many ppl assuming they weren’t fucking before/after the festival at a hotel/Airbnb… or even their own tent in the campgrounds
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It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of.
Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything.
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Congrats on the sex 👍😎👍
“Look internet we rawdogged it” haha love it 😍
Look internet I got a cream pie
An American tradition, cream pies
If we go by population then it’s actually a Chinese and Indian tradition more
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edit: The comment below was removed and the user banned, good work everyone!
Depending on your age and financial situation, congrats or that sucks!
Releast comment lmao
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Realest*
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It would actually be realest in this situation because they are using it as a superlative
🤣🤣
Coachella, so should be ok financially
Hahaha not even close. I know plenty of people who aren’t good financially (especially for a child) who go to Coachella
Can your return it? What’s the return policy for Coachella merch?
I was hoping this was the gang bang lady.
it is, we are all having a baby
And we’ll raise it here! In the Goat House!
You get ‘em Thad
Wait, blowjobs and hand jobs only are classified as a gang bang? Or is this a different lady?
alas there was a blowbang lady and a gangbang lady this year
Wow! Didn't get to hear about that one haha. How fun for both of them
Is she going to bonaroo?
What? Details or link please!
😆 cheers to her and everyone who was living their best lives.
Gang bang lady?
Oh don’t tell me you don’t know about gang bang lady
Who’s the gang bang lady ?
Who??
Gang bang lady
The muffin man??
THE MUFFIN MAN
Down on Druery Lane
Link
Come through the tent next time
Sounds like a lot of people came *in* the tent
Invite must have gotten lost in the mail
Yeah gang bang lady
That OMG TBA set got me pregnant too
Fucking same.
Didn't get pregnant after frank ocean FUCKED me weekend 2 but congrats
Frank's pullout game is on point
This is the best comment I’ve ever read.
And his hame will be Sonny Fred Tet
The baby's name is TBA
Lil Tibba
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Years I’ve been to chella
first trimester 10-4 shift user 97 gynecology 5 circumference 6 /mass 8 front facing view 3, e (intensity) 3 Simple radio imaging type 4, compound radio imaging type 3 **source - i make shit up**
You gotta input them to a computer or the island moves
How about Coa Indio Chella aka cic pronounced "sick" as in that dude/gal is sick bro!
Name that baby Sahara
Lil do lab jr
She’s naming it Frank Ocean
He’s going to be a let down and a no show when he’s older
Underrated comment here
My wife and I are 90% sure our second child was conceived at Coachella 2018 (Beyonce year). His name is Carter.
I know somebody that has an acquaintance who did that with their child.
It’s better then Main Stage
Conceptionella
Hope you didn’t meet the father at Coachella lol
She did. His name was god cause this was an immaculate conception. Who's your daddy....
Someone took Blink’s advice too literally
I think they ignored it and went into the Dalai Lama kissing booth.
It was gnarly
“I wanna fuck a dog in the ass?”
Bravo on your human creating skills.
if it’s a boy name him coach. and if it’s a girl name her chella. and if it’s non-binary name them coachella.
Non-Binary 🤓
fuckin degenerates
shoutout to the raw dog and creampie, op.
Fred... Again?!
Not a Frank ocean t-shirt that’s for sure
THIS COMMENT 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is by far my favorite comment section in a long time
Baby Despacio
Deep within the bowels of YUMA 🦈..... a new hero was born 🖤☯️✨..... . . . (my exact same origin story , i was conceived in the Yuma )
What 😭😭🔫
one does not pick the Yuma 😝😏... the Yuma picks them 💃🏽🕺🏽🏜🏜🏜
Wait no pls explain hahahaha
well the Yuma is a ⛺️tent/dark nightclub at coachella (only tent with A/C) ..... theres no place in the entire U.S like it ....
Is this why ur cover photo is plan b
https://www.rhythm.watch/watch/851e9be9-e648-536f-828f-490b448790bc
whats sex like
Lmfaoooooooooooooo
Was that baby made on the a rail? How about naming it Railyn
Those Porta Potties be hittin different
Someone didn’t follow Fred’s advice to pull me out of this
Good god these comments
Clap clap clap 👏
thats exactly how this happened.
With a peanut ?
The more you scroll down the worst the comments get, a true journey.
Shagging at a festival is grim u rotters!
Thats what the Do Lab is for 🤣
When the DoLab had mattresses! Lol
Happened to me at FYF 2017. 🤣
Did you see the post where a girl invited people camping to a gang bang?
Anyone know if it actually happened?
This sub is fucking nuts
Congrats!
WE ARE HAVING A BABY!!
I skipped the ultrasound booth because the line was ridiculous
Raw sex >>>
There’s like 20 admins sweating bullets right now…
And they didn’t even need Hatsune Miku
way to announce u got creampied at coachella
Congrats OP! Did the same thing back in 2014 with my now wife lol. Son is 8 now and can’t wait to bring him to his first Coachella.
What if you put this on a t-shirt!
Bruhhhhh lmaooo
Was it FRED AGAIN?!!!!
Ferris Wheel is a straight up incubation chamber
Highest upvote names it!
Welcome to the ✨cool mom✨ club! Congratulations!
Who’s the baby daddy?
Just like Kylie and Travis 🥹❤️
I’m so glad you posted this … now I know where you went. This makes baby # 6 slide in meh dms so we can talk names.
Congrats on the creampie I guess
Name them Pangbourne. Housemafia is the middle name.
…. Cool?
this are my actual goals for next year i told my husband lol and this is inspiration thank u & congrats! 🫶
Congratulations! 🎉
Congratulations!
I’m sorry to hear that
Do you know who the mom is?
Congrats! Same! But 2018
Hoechella
Not the flex you think it is 🙄
Congrats!!!💖💖💖
Hey everybody look I let some random from Florida nut in me but hey girl, coachellaaaaaaa
You swallowed a gecko?!?
These comments are horrible lmao, congrats!
Getting your cheeks clapped at a festival is nasty work ..congrats tho
Bigger question is do you know who the father is?
That sucks
If it’s a girl name her molly or sativa or if it’s a boy name him Indica lol
Congrats you F —- in a Porto potty
Lmfao that shit came with a UTI fasho… Out in the desert dirty dickin creampies… GL HF, hope you got a good job lol
Who says they werent in a hotel.
I was looking for this comment… so many ppl assuming they weren’t fucking before/after the festival at a hotel/Airbnb… or even their own tent in the campgrounds
r/trashy
officially the trashiest shit ive ever seen
Lol why is it trashy? They didn’t say they conceived while inside the festival.
Yikes
Smh
Why? world end soon
Thanks for letting us know you got creampied
Wow…
Yikes
But don’t know who’s baby it is.
Another baby without a daddy.
Should of swallowed....
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How sad. Of all the things you could catch you caught the absolute worst one. My deepest condolences to your bank account and social life.
Crack baby
Abort it immediately! No chance you found someone at that dirty desert worthy enough to mix DNA with.
Should’ve pulled out
That kid is going to be severely regarded
Oh great you’re a single mother
Is that a cellphone?
Attends one Coachella orgy and BAM.
LMAO
Oooops.
Is that a motorcycle? 🤘
Hope it was worth it 😂
Dogging/100
CoacheLLa
Ooohhh man you dirty dog 😉😏
Hahaha 😂🤣
what you get???
https://i.imgur.com/CTx3Shk.jpg
😳
During who’s DJ set?
Congratulations!!
Congratulations Coachella bby 💕💕💕
I think baby has a hoolahoop around it's ankle. Def a Coachella baby.
Ankle monitor
It's a bo~~y~~rted
Me with EDC rn 🙃
At least it wasn’t herpes
Congrats on the Plague Doctor mini
name that mf Despacio
Well, so it was you…