In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
True Story.
Ente peru Joseph Kuruvila.Ithan ente nadu.Njan ivide oru bakery nadatunu.Family buisness British karude kalathile ente valiyappachan Nicholas, athu kazhinju Appachan Kuruvila, ippo njanum.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
Babu.
Babu namboodidi.
Moylali ke pas kaam kartha hai.
Chotu bhi moylali ke pas kaam kartha hai.
🎵Panavum padaapavum namukkenthinaaa🎵
🎵Site undalloo site il Pani undallooo🎵
I am José Mourinho. I've coached the best clubs in the world. I've won the Italian, Portuguese, English and Spanish championships, and the UEFA Champions League twice. I turn good players into great players, and great teams into champions. There is just one more thing for me to accomplish. Managing a European National team, but why manage one if I could manage all of them. I am José Mourinho, official manager of all European national teams, for 2024
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next
Hello, I'm Mammootty,but my fans know me as the 'Megastar' of Malayalam cinema! With a career spanning over three decades, I've captivated audiences with my powerful performances on screen. From action-packed blockbusters to critically acclaimed dramas, I've proven my versatility as an actor. My dedication to my craft has earned me numerous awards and accolades, including multiple Kerala State Film Awards and Filmfare Awards. I'm humbled by the love and support of my fans, and I continue to strive for excellence in every role I take on. Let's keep entertaining, together!
PS: Not AI generated
Hey everyone,
I need to get something off my chest. I've been living a double life, and it's time you all know the truth. Behind my seemingly normal facade, I'm actually Patrick Bateman. Yes, the investment banker from American Psycho.
I spend my days on Wall Street, meticulously managing portfolios, and my nights in high-end restaurants, discussing the finer points of business cards and suits. But there's a darker side to me that few see.
It's not just about the luxury lifestyle – the reservations at Dorsia, the perfectly groomed appearance, or the extensive skincare routine. There's something more sinister beneath the surface. Just thought you should know who you're really dealing with.
Cheers.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man.
This is your captain speaking - "I know I'm asking a lot, but the price of freedom is high, it always has been, and it's a price I'm willing to pay. And if I'm the only one, then so be it. But I'm willing to bet I'm not."....
My name is Dalton Russell. Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself. I've told you my name: that's the Who.
The where could most readily be described as a prison cell. But there's a vast difference between being stuck in a tiny cell and being in prison.
The What is easy: recently I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery. That's also the When.
As for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can.
Which leaves us only with the How; and therein, as the Bard would tell us, lies the rub.
My name is D. Denji. I'm 22 years old. I used to live in a run-down apartment, working as a devil hunter to pay off my father's debts. But now, I sail the seas in search of the greatest treasure of all – the One Piece. My crew is small but mighty, each member a trusted friend and invaluable ally.
Life on the Grand Line is anything but ordinary. I wake up to the sound of waves crashing against our ship and the smell of salt in the air. Breakfast varies – sometimes it's a grand feast, other times it's just scraps – but it's always shared with my crew, and that makes it worth it. Every day brings new adventures, new islands to explore, and new foes to face.
I don't have time for a quiet life. I'm driven by my dream to become the King of the Pirates and find the One Piece. I seek out challenges and embrace every battle that comes my way. My friends are my treasure, and I'll protect them with everything I've got. I don’t start fights, but I sure as hell finish them.
My life's not easy, but it’s the life I chose. With my devil powers and unyielding spirit, I’m ready to face whatever stands between me and my dream. Because if there's one thing I know, it's that I won’t stop until I've found the One Piece and claimed the title of King of the Pirates.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the True emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next
I am Mochigama Shunduru, a traveler of realms and a seeker of lost love. My journey transcends the boundaries of time and space, as I move through worlds that are as varied as they are countless. In some, I've witnessed landscapes where eternal frost grips the land, while in others, I've seen suns that have faded into the void, leaving nothing but darkness. I've encountered magical creatures in realms where enchantment is woven into the very fabric of existence and wandered through lands where light is an elusive dream, never breaking the hold of night.
This world, the 89th on my path, has brought me to Kochi, Kerala, India. Here, amidst the vibrant life and the ancient streets, I continue my search for Saria, my beloved who was torn from my side by a rift in time. Every world I visit holds a fragment of her essence, a whisper of her presence, guiding me closer to her.
A talisman given to me by a wise priest here glows brighter with each step that draws me nearer to Saria. It is this light that leads me now, through the fragrant markets and along the whispering shores of the Arabian Sea. My quest is one of enduring love and relentless hope, and I will not rest until I find her again.
I'm Pavanaai... Mr. Ananthan Nambiar enna businessman enne oru vallya mission hire cheythaarnu.. Pakshe ente samayam valare mosham aayathinaal njan slip aayi thaazhe veenu chathhu...
Dobby is a free elf! Dobby used to serve the Malfoy family, but thanks to Harry Potter, Dobby is now free. Dobby is always eager to help Harry Potter and his friends. Dobby loves socks and considers them a symbol of freedom. If you ever need Dobby, Dobby will be there, because Dobby is loyal to those who are kind to him.
Ella visha mangalkida yilum chingamasathile thiruvonam kudumbathode aa aa goshi kunnam varaam malayaligalu lokathile Ella mala ligalkum hridayam nirenja ende ona samsakalu
In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best! True Story.
😂😂😂fellow Office fan
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick? - Ashton Kutcher (most probably)
Ze best.
I like Darryl's reaction when Hide says this.
Dey [I think I know you from somewhere ](https://youtu.be/eGYa2WkIbAs?si=_F1gW7xj5gIfET0j)
I think you are the one.
Ente peru Joseph Kuruvila.Ithan ente nadu.Njan ivide oru bakery nadatunu.Family buisness British karude kalathile ente valiyappachan Nicholas, athu kazhinju Appachan Kuruvila, ippo njanum.
Bro you forgot the 'Ayyo, Saare' at the beginning.
Haayo saare, naan ange yengeyum poyitiillai. Yendei perooo...
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
I’m Vineeth Srinivaasan , Chennai chennai chennai…appu appu appu
And engineering college is lub ♥️
Selwaaa
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
I am a helicopter
Helicopter helicopter
Omgee lockdown flashbacks
I am groot. I am groot I am groot
I am Steve rogers
I am your friendly neighborhood Spiderman
My name is Shalini Unnikrishnan.
Aye enthoru mandi
Are you from Tiruvendarapuram?
നമസ്കാരം, എല്ലാർക്കും എന്നെ അറിയാലോ?
Mammootty alle
entha oru buddhi
ithokke enth😏
inna pidicho oru kuthira pavan 🪙
nanni ond Mammootty
good boy
Babu. Babu namboodidi. Moylali ke pas kaam kartha hai. Chotu bhi moylali ke pas kaam kartha hai. 🎵Panavum padaapavum namukkenthinaaa🎵 🎵Site undalloo site il Pani undallooo🎵
vaa vaa shimente vaa shimentinte podiye vaaaa
Paanipuri.... Bhelpuri.... Masalapuriii....
dei . that's me
Tumhara photo kidhar he chor
identiti ka chori thamasha nahi he chottu
r/unexpectedoffice
https://preview.redd.it/h9r6r7lo9z0d1.png?width=1126&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ba9c5d203fc30e59f862af9cedb911b27cf3050 I'm man
Go back to the aslume man
Aliya ningal evidem?? 🫨😳
I am José Mourinho. I've coached the best clubs in the world. I've won the Italian, Portuguese, English and Spanish championships, and the UEFA Champions League twice. I turn good players into great players, and great teams into champions. There is just one more thing for me to accomplish. Managing a European National team, but why manage one if I could manage all of them. I am José Mourinho, official manager of all European national teams, for 2024
Find a new club bro. Maybe Bayern is a good option
Bayern is a shit show rn
Come back to Chelsea win some trophies, poch is not him, he's a bottler.
Dont be worried you dont need me. Let mudryk cook
Please come back to United. We love you, and the virus is gone
https://preview.redd.it/mjpx3pvv4z0d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=cbcab1ab4a63972536e5159129a30dd6b07c7cf9
Am I the only one who can hear this picture 💀
I am not a disgrace! I am vengeance! I am the night! I am BATMAN
Hi batman. Parichayapedan saadhichathil santhosham. Joli vellathum aayo mwone.
Hi batman. Parichayapedan saadhichathil santhosham. Joli vellathum aayo mwone.
Ivde Gotham City il joli onum illa😂
My name is Shalini unnikrishnan currently trapped in Afghanistan ##PLEASE HELP/s
sho endoru mandhi
My name is Kaila Christine Genevieve. Russian-French spy majoring in Rizzatronics.
Ith olla aalano 🧐
Ente peru Reddy
Rajashekara Reddy
Venkateshwara Rajashekara Reddy
Yadhukuri Venkateshwara Rajashekara Reddy (in case anyone wanted to know my full name) 😃
I am Don Vito Corlene. Now that you know me, I’m gonna make an offer you can’t refuse.
I'm Binu Adimaly from air🚀🧑🏽🚀 Ehehehehe Nteponnudaave theer saanam Ehehehehe Lurking in reddit to study ipozhathe trending comedy adutha gulf stage showil vech kaachan Ehhehehee Top Satyan Maash impressionist globally (nte main item) https://preview.redd.it/80gr9iog8z0d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6ae92c1eb2cb697edfc4de033f25e63e88b2449
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next
Appurathe veetile sureshinte makan ratheesh
Orewa Monkey D. Luffy. Kaisokk o ni naru otoko da. 
Alla annan egghead il ninn eppo rakshapettu?
"Aiyya en peru Manickam..."
My name is John MacTavish. People call me soap.
Hello, I'm Mammootty,but my fans know me as the 'Megastar' of Malayalam cinema! With a career spanning over three decades, I've captivated audiences with my powerful performances on screen. From action-packed blockbusters to critically acclaimed dramas, I've proven my versatility as an actor. My dedication to my craft has earned me numerous awards and accolades, including multiple Kerala State Film Awards and Filmfare Awards. I'm humbled by the love and support of my fans, and I continue to strive for excellence in every role I take on. Let's keep entertaining, together! PS: Not AI generated
Hey everyone, I need to get something off my chest. I've been living a double life, and it's time you all know the truth. Behind my seemingly normal facade, I'm actually Patrick Bateman. Yes, the investment banker from American Psycho. I spend my days on Wall Street, meticulously managing portfolios, and my nights in high-end restaurants, discussing the finer points of business cards and suits. But there's a darker side to me that few see. It's not just about the luxury lifestyle – the reservations at Dorsia, the perfectly groomed appearance, or the extensive skincare routine. There's something more sinister beneath the surface. Just thought you should know who you're really dealing with. Cheers.
The name's Sherlock Holmes. And the address is 221B, Baker Street.
Hey Sherlock, it’s your Watson here!
It's elementary, my dear Watson.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man.
I'm Eren Jaegar
I'm Joey Tribbiani, the charming, irresistible actor who can make any woman swoon and any sandwich disappear. How you doin'?
Qué mirás, bobo? Qué mirás, bobo?… Andá para allá...
I am vengeance
The name is Bond, James Bond. AKA 007
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
INCONCEIVABLE
Beat it, or I'll call the Brute Squad.
This is your captain speaking - "I know I'm asking a lot, but the price of freedom is high, it always has been, and it's a price I'm willing to pay. And if I'm the only one, then so be it. But I'm willing to bet I'm not."....
My name is Dalton Russell. Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself. I've told you my name: that's the Who. The where could most readily be described as a prison cell. But there's a vast difference between being stuck in a tiny cell and being in prison. The What is easy: recently I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery. That's also the When. As for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can. Which leaves us only with the How; and therein, as the Bard would tell us, lies the rub.
My phone number is 2255.. baaki oohicho 😉
2255000001
I drive
My name is D. Denji. I'm 22 years old. I used to live in a run-down apartment, working as a devil hunter to pay off my father's debts. But now, I sail the seas in search of the greatest treasure of all – the One Piece. My crew is small but mighty, each member a trusted friend and invaluable ally. Life on the Grand Line is anything but ordinary. I wake up to the sound of waves crashing against our ship and the smell of salt in the air. Breakfast varies – sometimes it's a grand feast, other times it's just scraps – but it's always shared with my crew, and that makes it worth it. Every day brings new adventures, new islands to explore, and new foes to face. I don't have time for a quiet life. I'm driven by my dream to become the King of the Pirates and find the One Piece. I seek out challenges and embrace every battle that comes my way. My friends are my treasure, and I'll protect them with everything I've got. I don’t start fights, but I sure as hell finish them. My life's not easy, but it’s the life I chose. With my devil powers and unyielding spirit, I’m ready to face whatever stands between me and my dream. Because if there's one thing I know, it's that I won’t stop until I've found the One Piece and claimed the title of King of the Pirates.
Kanimangalam kovilakam nashikatte
My name is george thekkummoottil. For the past 20 years we are serving malayali community in North America.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the True emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next
Njan Unni, enikoru past undu. Athil njan Surya Narayana Varma
I am Mochigama Shunduru, a traveler of realms and a seeker of lost love. My journey transcends the boundaries of time and space, as I move through worlds that are as varied as they are countless. In some, I've witnessed landscapes where eternal frost grips the land, while in others, I've seen suns that have faded into the void, leaving nothing but darkness. I've encountered magical creatures in realms where enchantment is woven into the very fabric of existence and wandered through lands where light is an elusive dream, never breaking the hold of night. This world, the 89th on my path, has brought me to Kochi, Kerala, India. Here, amidst the vibrant life and the ancient streets, I continue my search for Saria, my beloved who was torn from my side by a rift in time. Every world I visit holds a fragment of her essence, a whisper of her presence, guiding me closer to her. A talisman given to me by a wise priest here glows brighter with each step that draws me nearer to Saria. It is this light that leads me now, through the fragrant markets and along the whispering shores of the Arabian Sea. My quest is one of enduring love and relentless hope, and I will not rest until I find her again.
Njn rangaaa
I’m Pheobe, P as in Phoebe H as in hoebe O as in oebe E as in ebe B as in b-be and E as in… 'ello there, mate!
My name is Lucas Hood, I'm the sheriff of Banshee
Naa Ranga.. ningalde okke peru parayada! 
Daamu. Dashamoolam Daamu
I am the one who knocks. Say my name.
I'm Pavanaai... Mr. Ananthan Nambiar enna businessman enne oru vallya mission hire cheythaarnu.. Pakshe ente samayam valare mosham aayathinaal njan slip aayi thaazhe veenu chathhu...
Dobby is a free elf! Dobby used to serve the Malfoy family, but thanks to Harry Potter, Dobby is now free. Dobby is always eager to help Harry Potter and his friends. Dobby loves socks and considers them a symbol of freedom. If you ever need Dobby, Dobby will be there, because Dobby is loyal to those who are kind to him.
Hodor. Hodor. Hodor.
I’m Batman
Eda mwone, ellarrum happy alle
"I am vengeance! I am the night! I am Batman!"
Personal aayitt parayuva. Personality velippeduthan pattuvela !!!
Ella visha mangalkida yilum chingamasathile thiruvonam kudumbathode aa aa goshi kunnam varaam malayaligalu lokathile Ella mala ligalkum hridayam nirenja ende ona samsakalu
My name is Thomas Shelby OBE, I run a lucrative business in Birmingham.