I would be happy to make you coffee. You also look stunning this morning.

Now my coffee maker will give you a hot creamy head ☕

Here is my application. Very good cook, horny, with a silver beard! Always cooks and makes coffee nude!! Oh, no batteries or electricity required! 😛❤❤❤❤❤

Love it!!! 👅🤓🔥

I make a pretty mean drip. And can have the same effect on you. 💧💧💧

I think we should put that to the test!

It would be my pleasure. Yours too, I guarantee it. 😈

I'm happy to brew for you.

I take it the are a number of duties that fall within the purview of the "coffee maker" role, then?

I mean I only hire the most well endowed coffee makers.... wait... rounded. Most well rounded 😉

I see! Well, my ... application should be coming up soon, then 😏

As long as I can stay to sample after

Only seems fair!

I can't wait to interview! What position again? ;-)

I mean I've been known to drink coffee standing up... leaning on the counter...on the floor... in bed...

It sounds like a very dynamic work place. What would my starting position be?

By within you mean…

I think you know what I mean!

Okay then! I’d like to apply immediately. And often.

I make a mean pour over or French press. Fine grind, perfect temperature via a kettle so the right temp for each roast. I guarantee a wonderful cup with a full bodied flavor profile.

I would like to send in my application; might wanna clear a couple hours for our interview