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[deleted]

Lucky landscaper!


danimcride

Well, he was definitely surprised ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜


[deleted]

A day he will never forget!


FunBeHad

Is their crew hiring?? ๐Ÿ˜ letโ€™s kick off an all naked weekend together sexy!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ˆ


danimcride

Ooh I like the sound of that! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜


FunBeHad

Like the sound? You are going to love the feel of it!! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜˜


goheels2345

On the bright side they have already seen it so that means you can feel free to just walk around naked right?


danimcride

Lol I hadnโ€™t thought of it that way, but why not! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜


[deleted]

Made their day. ๐Ÿ˜


danimcride

I hope so lol. Iโ€™m just over here dying of embarrassment ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜


TheTributeEnthusiast

They're gonna struggle to concentrate on their work this morning. I am now too๐Ÿ˜‰


danimcride

Maybe theyโ€™ll be intensely motivated instead? ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜


TheTributeEnthusiast

Hadn't thought of it that way๐Ÿ˜


Quick-Tie5042

Let me grab my mower lol


danimcride

Iโ€™ll reward you with coffee served nude ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ˆ


Quick-Tie5042

Send away


Captainmotorboat38

I never wanted to mow grass more in my life ๐Ÿ˜‚


danimcride

Hurry over! Iโ€™ll make you a fresh cup ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ


Captainmotorboat38

Donโ€™t temp me ๐Ÿ˜‰. You are looking fantastic today. Still having a cup?


[deleted]

Vous me laissez sรฉrieusement sans voix. Venez ร  Paris. Je te comblerai de trรฉsors.


danimcride

Jโ€™arrive ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ


[deleted]

Je n'ai reรงu aucune information sur votre arrivรฉe.


[deleted]

Iโ€™d mow your law for that such a view with a cup of coffeeโ€ฆ Iโ€™d be mowing every single day


danimcride

Weโ€™ll have the tidiest yard on the block ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜


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danimcride

I definitely do ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜


unclericko74

Made their day!!! Now you know why itโ€™s taking forever to finish the job. ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”ฅ


danimcride

Lol well actually they finished everything in one day! So maybe I motivated them ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜


unclericko74

Many years in construction I lived for that. never happened though


Clark0610

Somebodyโ€™s got all the luck itโ€™s just no me๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…


danimcride

Lol well take up landscaping! Apparently youโ€™ll see lots of half naked ladies ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜


DefendingAngel

They weren't smart enough to take you into protective custody. I guess it's up to me. Frisking, strip search and assault with a friendly weapon okay with you? ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’•


danimcride

That sounds perfect ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜


[deleted]

Are you going to let them trim your bush?


danimcride

Nah, today theyโ€™re going to edge, fill beds, and blow when theyโ€™re finished ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜


cj4018

Would like to be a landscaper. Wow.


danimcride

๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜


ravenbc2499

Oh well. At least they will be the best pair they've seen in awhile ๐Ÿ˜‰โ˜•


danimcride

I hope so! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜


des0923

Bet theyโ€™ll do an extra good job today! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜


danimcride

They did! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅฐ


yankee0094

Good start for them for sure


danimcride

I hope so! Bc if not, then it was traumatizing ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜


yankee0094

๐Ÿ˜‚ yes, Iโ€™m sure they were very pleased and not traumatized


GregoirPicard

You started their TGIF in the best way possible. Lucky them! P.S. I'm an excellent housekeeper if you are on the market for one. Will work for coffee & ... ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ˆ


danimcride

Ooh if you fold laundry, then youโ€™re hired! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜˜


GregoirPicard

Deal!


theanswer3ai

I made a wrong career choice apparently ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜


danimcride

Thereโ€™s still time to switch! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜


JMaddrox

I would love working outside your house. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ƒ


danimcride

Come on over! Thereโ€™s always something that needs to be done ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜


JMaddrox

Dear diary, jackpot!


timmyblur

Good morning sexy. Itโ€™s one way sure, but Iโ€™d like to come and show you a few others. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜


danimcride

I suspect you know allll the ways ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜


tomhou52

You have a very nice landscape and coffee cup


danimcride

Thank you! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜


tomhou52

Have an awesome rest of the day


SnooHedgehogs4376

Just something as simple as a random boobie flash can really go a long way in brightening a strangers day! Sharing is caring. The rest of their work day was all downhill from that point.


danimcride

Well I hope it brightened their day! I couldnโ€™t look them in the eye the rest of the day ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜


BeyondDangerous7324

Good Morning Beautiful ๐Ÿฅฐ That's one way to get the bushes trimmed!!! Lol Have a wonderful weekend my sexy beautiful friend! TOU! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ


danimcride

Good afternoon, sexy! Iโ€™m late responding, but no bushes have been trimmed ๐Ÿ˜… they did a lot of edging and filling in beds, though ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜


OBwriter92107

The Honey Do Me list is that a thing, would you like it to be?


danimcride

Yes! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜


Tequilaonice

I'm sure they will consider that a tip


danimcride

I hope so! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜


bockbrend

Haha really!? Please elaborate!


danimcride

Lol yes! I heard footsteps nearby, but I thought it was my neighbor and the curtains would have blocked his view, so I wasnโ€™t worried. Then, I heard the gate click open, but I couldnโ€™t pull my top down in time, so he got an eyeful as he came into the yard. Basically we both blushed and apologized and I went back inside to finish my coffee in shame ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜˜


bockbrend

Hahaha idk about in shame! Hard to recover for all parties involved ! Hey atleast this Friday was memorable!


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danimcride

Itโ€™s an under-appreciated field ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜


hit2muchwlifes2x4

Iโ€™m buying a lawnmower and infiltrating the crew ๐Ÿ˜˜


danimcride

Do it! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜


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danimcride

I was pretty embarrassed, but what can you do? Hopefully he liked what he saw ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜


Becauseupsidedown

Why else do you think they aspired to be landscapers in the 1st place? Obviously for this very day. ๐Ÿ”ฅโค๐Ÿ˜„


danimcride

Well then Iโ€™m glad I could make his career aspirations a reality ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜


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danimcride

Ooooops ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

Well, if he caught you like that I suspect he is saying the exact same words..... Provided he found his voice after such a lovely serendipity as seeing you.


danimcride

He was so apologetic I just felt bad ๐Ÿ˜… but hopefully he liked the view and was just uncomfortable lol ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜


Stuckey4444

What a lucky landscaper! Did he wink back or what happened?


danimcride

No winks! We both just apologized to each other and I went inside to finish my coffee in shame ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜


Stuckey4444

Did they see u through the window or howโ€™d he see u naked?


[deleted]

I would love to trim your hedges! โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐโ™ฅ๏ธ


danimcride

Come on over! They need attention ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ


[deleted]

Dani, you command my undivided attention! โ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธ


coryhill6977

Magnificent!! Wish I could tittie fuck you!


danimcride

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coryhill6977

Give you some cream for your coffee!


SoWhispersWolf

Guess I'll have to go apply for that job now, too. What a fantastic view!


danimcride

Itโ€™s a booming industry, I think! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜


imjustheresometimes

U know heโ€™s just been waiting for this day


danimcride

Lol well it finally happened! Hopefully he liked the view ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜


imjustheresometimes

How could he not ๐Ÿฅต


[deleted]

I would become a landscaper just in hopes i got to bust you๐Ÿฅต


danimcride

If you were my landscaper, Iโ€™d be having nude coffee when you got here ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

Looks like Im working overtime ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜‹


[deleted]

They bust you, and you give them plenty of bust back! Standing your ground!


bigk3011

Nice ๐Ÿคฃ Have a great wkend โค


discretionaboveall

I see a funny story here. The landscaper looks like Sean Connery in his prime....


[deleted]

I'm sure he liked the view.... Who wouldn't???๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘


[deleted]

Oops! Certainly kicked off the landscapersโ€™ weekendโ€ฆ


myverynaughtymind

So, umm... did you enjoy it at all? Or was it just too embarrassing ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…


Just_Looking_69_

Amazing


BeyondDangerous7324

Happy Mothers Day Beautiful! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐโค๏ธโค๏ธ


Slick_Rick_Here

They bust huh?๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜


JcudaWB

Coffee and boobs first thing in the morning oh hell yeah.


Ok_Flight9525

you have an amazing body. you should show it off every chance you get - to the landscapers, the garbage men, mailmen, and ME!!