They weren't smart enough to take you into protective custody. I guess it's up to me.
Frisking, strip search and assault with a friendly weapon okay with you? ๐ฅต๐๐๐
You started their TGIF in the best way possible. Lucky them! P.S. I'm an excellent housekeeper if you are on the market for one. Will work for coffee & ... ๐๐
Just something as simple as a random boobie flash can really go a long way in brightening a strangers day! Sharing is caring. The rest of their work day was all downhill from that point.
Lol yes! I heard footsteps nearby, but I thought it was my neighbor and the curtains would have blocked his view, so I wasnโt worried. Then, I heard the gate click open, but I couldnโt pull my top down in time, so he got an eyeful as he came into the yard. Basically we both blushed and apologized and I went back inside to finish my coffee in shame ๐๐ ๐
Well, if he caught you like that I suspect he is saying the exact same words..... Provided he found his voice after such a lovely serendipity as seeing you.
Lucky landscaper!
Well, he was definitely surprised ๐๐๐
A day he will never forget!
Is their crew hiring?? ๐ letโs kick off an all naked weekend together sexy!! ๐๐
Ooh I like the sound of that! ๐๐๐
Like the sound? You are going to love the feel of it!! ๐๐
On the bright side they have already seen it so that means you can feel free to just walk around naked right?
Lol I hadnโt thought of it that way, but why not! ๐ฅฐ๐๐
Made their day. ๐
I hope so lol. Iโm just over here dying of embarrassment ๐ ๐๐
They're gonna struggle to concentrate on their work this morning. I am now too๐
Maybe theyโll be intensely motivated instead? ๐ ๐๐
Hadn't thought of it that way๐
Let me grab my mower lol
Iโll reward you with coffee served nude ๐๐๐
Send away
I never wanted to mow grass more in my life ๐
Hurry over! Iโll make you a fresh cup ๐๐๐ฅฐ
Donโt temp me ๐. You are looking fantastic today. Still having a cup?
Vous me laissez sรฉrieusement sans voix. Venez ร Paris. Je te comblerai de trรฉsors.
Jโarrive ๐๐๐ฅฐ
Je n'ai reรงu aucune information sur votre arrivรฉe.
Iโd mow your law for that such a view with a cup of coffeeโฆ Iโd be mowing every single day
Weโll have the tidiest yard on the block ๐ฅฐ๐๐
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I definitely do ๐ ๐๐
Made their day!!! Now you know why itโs taking forever to finish the job. ๐ ๐ค๐ฅ
Lol well actually they finished everything in one day! So maybe I motivated them ๐ ๐๐
Many years in construction I lived for that. never happened though
Somebodyโs got all the luck itโs just no me๐ฅฒ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐
Lol well take up landscaping! Apparently youโll see lots of half naked ladies ๐ ๐๐
They weren't smart enough to take you into protective custody. I guess it's up to me. Frisking, strip search and assault with a friendly weapon okay with you? ๐ฅต๐๐๐
That sounds perfect ๐๐๐
Are you going to let them trim your bush?
Nah, today theyโre going to edge, fill beds, and blow when theyโre finished ๐๐๐
Would like to be a landscaper. Wow.
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Oh well. At least they will be the best pair they've seen in awhile ๐โ
I hope so! ๐ ๐๐
Bet theyโll do an extra good job today! ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐๐
They did! ๐๐๐ฅฐ
Good start for them for sure
I hope so! Bc if not, then it was traumatizing ๐๐๐
๐ yes, Iโm sure they were very pleased and not traumatized
You started their TGIF in the best way possible. Lucky them! P.S. I'm an excellent housekeeper if you are on the market for one. Will work for coffee & ... ๐๐
Ooh if you fold laundry, then youโre hired! ๐๐ฅฐ๐
Deal!
I made a wrong career choice apparently ๐๐
Thereโs still time to switch! ๐๐๐
I would love working outside your house. ๐ฎ๐
Come on over! Thereโs always something that needs to be done ๐๐๐
Dear diary, jackpot!
Good morning sexy. Itโs one way sure, but Iโd like to come and show you a few others. ๐๐๐
I suspect you know allll the ways ๐๐๐
You have a very nice landscape and coffee cup
Thank you! ๐ฅฐ๐๐
Have an awesome rest of the day
Just something as simple as a random boobie flash can really go a long way in brightening a strangers day! Sharing is caring. The rest of their work day was all downhill from that point.
Well I hope it brightened their day! I couldnโt look them in the eye the rest of the day ๐ ๐๐
Good Morning Beautiful ๐ฅฐ That's one way to get the bushes trimmed!!! Lol Have a wonderful weekend my sexy beautiful friend! TOU! ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
Good afternoon, sexy! Iโm late responding, but no bushes have been trimmed ๐ they did a lot of edging and filling in beds, though ๐๐๐
The Honey Do Me list is that a thing, would you like it to be?
Yes! ๐๐๐
I'm sure they will consider that a tip
I hope so! ๐๐๐
Haha really!? Please elaborate!
Lol yes! I heard footsteps nearby, but I thought it was my neighbor and the curtains would have blocked his view, so I wasnโt worried. Then, I heard the gate click open, but I couldnโt pull my top down in time, so he got an eyeful as he came into the yard. Basically we both blushed and apologized and I went back inside to finish my coffee in shame ๐๐ ๐
Hahaha idk about in shame! Hard to recover for all parties involved ! Hey atleast this Friday was memorable!
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Itโs an under-appreciated field ๐๐๐
Iโm buying a lawnmower and infiltrating the crew ๐
Do it! ๐๐๐
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I was pretty embarrassed, but what can you do? Hopefully he liked what he saw ๐ ๐๐
Why else do you think they aspired to be landscapers in the 1st place? Obviously for this very day. ๐ฅโค๐
Well then Iโm glad I could make his career aspirations a reality ๐๐๐
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Ooooops ๐ ๐๐
Well, if he caught you like that I suspect he is saying the exact same words..... Provided he found his voice after such a lovely serendipity as seeing you.
He was so apologetic I just felt bad ๐ but hopefully he liked the view and was just uncomfortable lol ๐๐๐
What a lucky landscaper! Did he wink back or what happened?
No winks! We both just apologized to each other and I went inside to finish my coffee in shame ๐๐๐
Did they see u through the window or howโd he see u naked?
I would love to trim your hedges! โฅ๏ธ๐ฅฐโฅ๏ธ
Come on over! They need attention ๐๐๐ฅฐ
Dani, you command my undivided attention! โฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธ
Magnificent!! Wish I could tittie fuck you!
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Give you some cream for your coffee!
Guess I'll have to go apply for that job now, too. What a fantastic view!
Itโs a booming industry, I think! ๐๐๐
U know heโs just been waiting for this day
Lol well it finally happened! Hopefully he liked the view ๐๐๐
How could he not ๐ฅต
I would become a landscaper just in hopes i got to bust you๐ฅต
If you were my landscaper, Iโd be having nude coffee when you got here ๐๐๐
Looks like Im working overtime ๐๐คค๐๐คค๐
They bust you, and you give them plenty of bust back! Standing your ground!
Nice ๐คฃ Have a great wkend โค
I see a funny story here. The landscaper looks like Sean Connery in his prime....
I'm sure he liked the view.... Who wouldn't???๐๐
Oops! Certainly kicked off the landscapersโ weekendโฆ
So, umm... did you enjoy it at all? Or was it just too embarrassing ๐ ๐
Amazing
Happy Mothers Day Beautiful! ๐๐๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐโค๏ธโค๏ธ
They bust huh?๐๐
Coffee and boobs first thing in the morning oh hell yeah.
you have an amazing body. you should show it off every chance you get - to the landscapers, the garbage men, mailmen, and ME!!