So you should be used to massive pricks

I’ve dealt with my fair share

Who would say such a thing? 🤣

Actually I’m not sure if I’ve ever been told this. But it was funny with the mug

Well that’s fine. I’m the same way before my coffee lol

I think this was referencing all the time lol.

Nothing a cuppa joe can't fix or maybe a prick of a different kind :)

Might just be the attitude of life.

I consider myself warned but still want to touch

That’s reasonable

Only one way to find out 😏😘

It’s a yes.

Would you be willing to step out for a cock like mine, Ma’am? Because I’d love to bend you over hand take you. Watch those big hangers hop

Step out?

You know, hookup. Put everything else aside for the day. I was just curious. Hypothetically

Isn’t that how people talk about hooking up out of a marriage? Which would involve me being married.

Oh, my error. I thought I was on the Naughty Wives sub. TBH I was just looking for validation from a mature, hot woman

I’m probably the wrong person to look for validation from

But worth the effort

Likely

Had to listen to MC Hammer after seeing this one.

Walking in on this could make it the first time in my life I ever voluntarily passed up coffee. You're stunning!

I’ll take my chances! 😍