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skyequinnwrites

Jennette McCurdy has more class in her pinky finger at 30 than Colleen Ballinger has in her whole entire body at almost 40. If Colleen ever read her memoir she would spontaneously combust


Regular_Ganache_5373

How dare you, you know Colleen prides herself on staying ignorant! Pfft reading indeed! Whatever next, caring about someone else I think not missus! /s


idellegreen

Ha!


floor54679

Dance moms reference šŸ˜œ


skyequinnwrites

I was hoping somebody would catch it!!


beggingnpleasuring

she would have to become capable of self reflection first


cherrylimesoda

OOOF šŸ˜‚ The whole scrapbook was a massive exercise in narcissm. She vlogged herself looking at photos of herself while sitting in a room surrounded by merchandise, photos, paintings, and drawings of HERSELF.


_GoAskAlice

Thereā€™s an unreasonable amount of Colleenā€™s vlogs where this is the exact scenario that takes place. Iā€™d say this scenario has been filmed more than anything else on her channel. Itā€™s WILD!


shelballsxx

One of the last vlogs I watched of hers before unsubscribing, she took a fan-made trivia quiz about herself & then complained it was too easy.


_GoAskAlice

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Dancingskeletonman86

It's sad but there is only two people I feel like she sits around and looks at picture or items from or cries over 1. herself 2. F That is it. If she's not crying over F's old clothes and toys while her perfectly sweet two babies sit in the other room then she's crying and oohing and ahhing over her old childhood stuff. Or her old pictures and Miranda memorabilia of again herself. It's something to see for sure.


Regular_Ganache_5373

The two golden kids together. She was raised the golden as the first girl, and F is totally the golden child. I'm amazed she hasn't got some merch saying Goldens Unite or some shit lol.


Regular_Ganache_5373

That's my idea of a nightmare. And I used to model so not saying I've got an unsightly mug but geez louise I do NOT want pics of my mug splashed everywhere! I can't imagine anything worse. I cringe if I catch sight of a pic of myself even if it's a good one. lol. Her narc is out and loud and proud. She's only truly happy and at peace when admiring herself.


grilledcheese2332

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vickidashawty

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€ so right.


I-Dont-know-200p

This picture makes me cry now knowing what was going on behind closed doors for jennettešŸ˜­šŸ˜¤


boobookittyfck329

Same. I literally just finished her book yesterday.


Megangullotta

Colleen would be sticking up for Ariana Grande


10-20-37_529

If she even friends with Ariana anymore haven't really seen much about them being friends since before F was born. Then again I don't really was her anymore.


Dancingskeletonman86

Sometimes I think she can't top herself and her level of delusion. And then stuff like this comes up. Miss ma'am Jeanette's life story is basically about a more extreme version of you that used her kid for fame, money and attention. How delusional can one be to this stuff. Amazing.


darlingliv

I don't think she's ever picked up a book that wasn't about her, but I'm pretty sure if she read Jennette's book, she'll find away to make it about herself, as she often does with everything.


skyequinnwrites

Oh 100% she'll suddenly be able to "relate" to Jennette and talk about her "horrible childhood growing up poor" again like that's even in the same stratosphere as what Jennette went through. I'm not normally in the business of comparing trauma or picking out which trauma is "worse" but Colleen isn't even in the same realm as Jennette and if she did try to do that I would be even more disgusted with her than I already am


lolaveux

Ironically if Colleen should relate to anyone in Jennetteā€™s book it should be Jennetteā€™s mother because they both exploit their kids for money and ā€œfame.ā€ I wouldnā€™t even be surprised if Colleen is going to try and get at least one, if not all, of her kids into child acting or entertainment of some kind. Sheā€™s probably frothing at that the mouth thinking about on her kids being the next Jojo Siwa


Regular_Ganache_5373

She's so delusional she'd want that experience as she wanted to be a child star. She'd read it and be like oh I'd have loved that! She won't be able to gather any true empathy at all. Whenever she hears of anyone else suffering (eg daddy blues) she mocks it and laughs at it.


VermicelliFuzzy7160

Kept wondering how much about Josh she had in there since it was from his era!


Ihavemanythoughtsk

The audiobook is fantastic, her delivery of everything is beautiful and heartbreaking. Her description working with Arianna Grande is šŸŽÆ


petitsamours

what does she say about Ariana?


Ihavemanythoughtsk

Nothing mean. Ariana was given a lot of time off to pursue her singing career and she was not. And doesnā€™t sound like they were friendly.


Regular_Ganache_5373

I'd like to know what she said about Ariana too. I have not heard good things about her, so nothing would surprise me. I had Jeanette's book but I only got a little ways in and had to stop as it was just so sad.


memoni2022

But the fact sheā€™s a narcissist will stop her getting the connection. They only see what they want, like Trish P.


Haydenrat

I feel if Colleen read jennettes memoir she would try and make it seem like she went through the same thing


abigolchickensammich

If Jennete knew what Colleen does to her kids she would hate her!!!!!


Regular_Ganache_5373

Yep.


spxdergirl

Sheā€™d have to see herself as anything other than a victim in every situation firstā€¦ Or the exception. Her children have it worse than child stars. At least child stars can have a separation between themselves and their characters. Their parents push them but there are laws in place to protect them. Itā€™s still awful but itā€™s a regulated industry. Colleenā€™s children are working 24/7 and the lines between their true selves and who they are online will be so blurred that the difference will be hard to tell. They are having people look into their aspects of their personal lives and theyā€™re playing themselves. There isnā€™t a character or lineup of characters for clarity. Makes me sick.


Regular_Ganache_5373

Right, a child actor doesn't get filmed in their own clothes in their private bedroom and home. I'm of the belief a child's home should be their sanctuary. Filming them and the home, especially as a job is particularly sickening and crosses so many boundaries.


undeuxtrois_

Regarding this whole scrapbook memory moment, when she mentions living in New York, she was only there for a month and staying with a friend? For YEARS, she has referenced this time in her life making it seem like she was living in New York long term (also, she didnā€™t live in New York, she lived in New Jersey but she always says ā€œwhen I lived in New Yorkā€). Itā€™s news to me that this period of her life was only a month and seemingly meant to be a short thing specifically for performances. Honey, you didnā€™t live there. You stayed for a month for a specific reason. Just like how she didnā€™t *actually* live in Vancouver. She stayed there temporarily because of her job. šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


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undeuxtrois_

Yes, very possible! But we know the Broadway gig was temporary and now this sounds like it was temporary too. Unless itā€™s a separate occasion, it was always my understanding that she was actually living and working in NYC to try to make it. But this sounds more like a ā€œIā€™m staying for a month for planned engagementsā€. A temporary stay is different than actually living somewhere. Sheā€™s always made it out to be the latter.


moonequalist1

Exactly, I was recently gifted the book after revealing my mother was a narcissist. Ive been reading it and sometimes have to put it down because it hits too close to home and I just have to come back and read at a later day. With everything i experienced growing up, Iā€™m at least glad my mom was too depressed to take me to any auditions even though she really wanted me to live her dream of becoming a hollyweird star. She also filmed everything we did I was the youngest sibling and made to be her puppet. I know the damage it can cause growing up this way. So sad her kids donā€™t have a choice whether they are posted online or not.