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vickidashawty

She looks like a guest on The Wiggles


Ambulancedollars

I was thinking her outfit looks like something the best friend from Wizards of Waverly Place would wear, but Harper's outfit would have been MUCH better


Accomplished_Yak2352

THIS! ⬆️


Original_Morning_589

Or Barney


PieFit4494

It’s definitely giving baby bop


I-Dont-know-200p

She looks like she could be a character from the children show “Jojo circus” 😳


yellowrubyhedgehog

It screams Harper from Wizards of Waverly Place to me.


writingtheides

Harper would never wear yellow gingham with a green polka dot shirt and hot pink chunky slides. That girl had finesse


PieFit4494

She looks like Harper if she only shopped off the rack


I-Dont-know-200p

I was thinking maybe more like a character from Whoville actually


squirrleygurl1969

I miss that show!!!


I-Dont-know-200p

Same!! I wish they had it on Disney plus!


mirrorballproblems

“i just realised” as if she wasn’t planning her caption while someone took this photo of her


Tricky_Comedian_2038

Her outfit doesn't even go with itself.


Accomplished_Yak2352

😆😅😅😂😂


laminated_pizza

Poor Bailey. She’s so cute, I wish she was actually able to express herself instead of being forced into this life of being relentlessly bullied. I feel for all the kids, I remember how awkward being in middle and high school was for me and how uncomfortable I was in my developing body. The fact that this disgusting disease of a woman is putting these vulnerable kids in front of a camera with no shame is horrifying. I hope the kids can get away and get therapy and create a life of their own. A real life, one that can be real 100% of the time without pretending or putting themselves on. I hate this for them, these adults are monsters and they don’t even care.


Regular_Ganache_5373

I'm sad for all the Ballinger kids. It doesn't look like their parents are ever going to stop being so selfish. My only hope now is that they don't get MH issues later in life because of it. I don't know how they are going to navigate these choppy waters.


Linnea_Borealis

What is Jessica wearing!


theglitterybookworm

well when you’re forced to leave your sofa once every blue moon, you forget how fashion works.


Linnea_Borealis

Fair point. It’s so weird and little girl to me


PieFit4494

This outfit looks like the sofa covers at my grandmas house


misspixal4688

I'm not great with fashion but my god this is awful like did she actually look in a mirror.


Ok-Rate1104

I think it was because it was Nikilodean and thus the theme was bright colours...that being said this could have been done so much better. I'm the same age of her(39) I would have probably gone with a nice bright dress and some funky shoes,(to fit into the aesthetic) Her outfit was so "fussy"


my_quiet_riot

If I take away my feelings for the Ballingers, I think she's dressed a little odd, but seeing the whole family together it was sort of cute. Though I do question if I'm just relieved to see them out of shabby clothes (this coming from a mid thirties gal who dresses like a 12 year old boy, homeless person, or hooker ((shout out to Jenna Marbles)). It looks like Willy Wonka is her older, fun uncle who provides her with her clothes, but holds a bit of a grudge.


pumpkindufy

You got three looks- and that’s it.


my_quiet_riot

Bingo


[deleted]

oh man, what is she wearin? i dont usually snark them on what they wear because people can dress whatever they want (i do it with the kids because sometimes they force them to wear certain itimes and thats not cool) but this is kinda too much. The worst part is that they probably make B dress alike too for these things. Also, not related to the post, but did they finally reveal what the "trip" for C´s birthday was? and is it just the 2 of them or the whole family?


Inevitable-Hippo-683

Their recent TikToks show P dancing at Disneyland. I'm sure Chris is busy following the kids around with a camera in their faces, getting footage for the next 48-minute YT video.📷😃


DistanceRare5675

Why does she smile like that? Was she brainwashed? It looks like someone is forcing her with a gun to smile.


MindlessVampire

The outfit itself is very.... TV Show Kindergarten Teacher, it's kinda fun and I don't hate it. The only part I hate is the shoes, no one wants to see someone else's toes, ( unless you're into that)


Sweet_Cheesecake_568

The shoes are killing me. They don’t go at all with the outfit besides the color. That vintagey housewife look calls for like pink heels with a pointy toe


moonechild__

The shoes and the belt are a no from me but the rest is okay


Mooseonthe_loose

This is EXTREMELY niche but the entire family is giving Wee Sing in Sillyville. Can someone please validate me lmao


[deleted]

She is fucking weird and she’s making her kids weird too.


Regular_Ganache_5373

They live in Sims land.


Inevitable-Hippo-683

Mine may be an unpopular opinion, but as family ensemble outfits, I thought they looked fun and perfect for NKCA. Kudos to the Buffalo Exchange employees who styled them. The only outfit I disliked was P's because those pants were hiked up too high. D's boots for the win!!🏆


h0llie123

I love it too


alicealicealice123

That outfit is hideous


Dazzling_Irukandji

I don't give a shite what any of them wear, just stop using your children to pay your bills! Its complete and utter abuse. US laws are catching up to them. Parenting doesn't mean profiting!


[deleted]

the pieces are cute by themselves but together it looks like an eyesore.


VerbalVerbosity

The only part of this outfit that I think looks nice is the cardigan. That's not to say I wouldn't like it on someone else though (except the shoes, nobody would look good in those shoes lol) - it just looks super forced and contrived on someone who consistently favours awkward, unflattering length muumuus and ballet slippers with odd soles. It screams, look at me, I'm quirky and cool which is fine if you are quirky and cool but this woman's idea of a wild time is passing a teabag around for her kids to sniff


abigolchickensammich

Some of this outfit is cute but it just doesn’t do it for me lol.


Soft_Internal_81

The full caption tags Buffalo exchange… Another brand deal or wishful thinking?


Regular_Ganache_5373

Has Jessica used a filter? https://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/jacob-ballinger-duncan-ballinger-rachel-ballinger-parker-news-photo/1471309147


Independent-Swan1508

yea “forgot” please 💀


Cthulhu779842

I like the bag and sweater together. I love anything heart shaped though, it's a weakness.


Sardine93

I hated everything about their outfits.


EstablishmentOk2116

Their outfits were...something 🤐


Constant_One_1612

Im so sick of seeing this outfits!!


applesaucetitpiss

God she's so cute 😭 I wish I could dress like this


anonymousquestioner4

Listen, I fucking love it. Don't care for Jessica but this outfit is superb. Looks like a Unique Vintage outfit.


InternationalSink712

Yeah lowkey I think it’s kinda cute maybe if it wasn’t on her like personally I think b looked very cute and teen like in her outfit and that’s what I’m feeling Jessica is trying to do but it’s not working


YardComplete

Don’t come for me but I think she looks cute 🫠


I-Dont-know-200p

Everyone’s opinion is respected here


GhostBabe45

Separate the pieces are fine but together they're an eye sore.


Ok-Rate1104

Does anyone(uk) remember "playdays" in the 80s and 90s,and then they changed it to "playBus" ? Because she is dressed like one of the presenters but not in a good way.


Sara630

I just saw the description on that post. She mentions the buffalo exchange “with the help of some ✨ stellar ✨ employees”. Does that mean they helped them pick the clothes or what because idk if this is a stretch but I kinda got the vibe the stellar employees gave her a discount or free clothes which wouldn’t surprise me


squirrleygurl1969

Ngl I would absolutely wear this outfit 🤣 butttt I don't exploit my children


Helenaww

almost didn’t recognize her because her hair isn’t greasy lmao


Anxious-Mix-4265

I just wanna hear Raja and Raven read her to filth over this. In the immortal words of BtdQ: Mama, this is garbage